[sbu_large_image] Preamble
20 April 2013 2401 comments
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We really should savour this. While the sun beaming through my window helps to banish the grey, wet and windy, it’s also a reminder that the clock is ticking on another Fantasy season.

In just over a month, thumbs will be entering twiddle mode and suddenly our Saturday morning heads won’t be congested with concerns over Romelu Lukaku’s starting role: they’ll be DIY, pointless walks and shopping trips to take their place.

While Gameweek 34 appears to be a plain old vanilla affair – let’s take it to our bosom and nurture it. Let’s appreciate the mid-afternoon drama and the Sunday lunch classics. Let’s revel in every goal and take setbacks in our stride, because I just know that, very soon, I’ll be missing that sinking feeling of a lost clean sheet because Clint Hill’s shinned one into his own net.

There’s also something reassuring about the Gameweek ahead. All today’s matches take on a traditional feel, delivered in the three o’clock slot, they’ll unfold for me via the usual welcome nonsense spouted by Jeff Stelling’s crew.

Tomorrow I’ll risk breaking every social etiquette rule to get in front of telly in time to watch Sunday’s big matches unfold. That’s all rounded off by a Monday evening under lights at Old Trafford – dinner on the lap, the minimum percentage of my attention reserved for loved ones. This is truly a weekend package I’ve grown comfortable with.

Our initial Gameweek plans were somewhat skewed by the news that Gareth Bale was back on the menu. Noises from Spurs and Andre Villas-Boas seem very positive and, while there are those who still have doubts that the Welshman will start against City, the recent statements by his manager suggest otherwise…

“There can be a fear factor if he plays. We recognise the impact this player has had for us this season. His run of goals that he is on, he can have a big factor. It’s good to have him around in this final part of the season. He can be an inspiration to everybody. When you look at the images that we saw [of his twisted ankle], it is good to have him back so quickly. This speaks highly of the medical staff at the club. Our squad is full of good players, but Bale can make a difference.”

Personally, I feel Bale will be on the teamsheet – he’s amongst the strongest fittest players in the top flight and his ability to deliver improbable goals from scraps are currently second to none. The press are in agreement: every single one of our six sources names Bale in their Tottenham starting lineup for the clash with City. Interestingly, only the Sun feel that Sergio Aguero will line up in opposition.

Elsewhere, the aforementioned Romelu Lukaku, whilst nestled in our Scout Picks, is thought to be set for a bench role according to the Sun and The Times; the others recall him at the expense of Shane Long. Personally, I can see Steve Clarke going with a 4-4-2 and starting both against a Newcastle side beset by injuries and perhaps feeling the effects of the Tyne-Wear massacre.

There are the usual cast of oddities to perhaps treat with the proverbial pinch of salt: the best/worst of which finds Theo Walcott omitted from the Independent’s lineup for the Gunners’ trip to Fulham: they prefer to start with Lukas Podolski with Tomas Rosicky also recalled.

As for Wayne Rooney, despite reports this morning that the striker faces a further battle to cement his starting role, not one of the morning papers are brave enough to leave him out of the Monday night clash with Villa. Indeed, with Sir Alex praising the performance of Shinji Kagawa, stating he had little option but to withdraw Rooney at Upton Park with the Japanese midfielder sparkling, we find Kagawa omitted from some lineups. Both the Times and the Independent hand a recall to Danny Welbeck, with Kagawa seemingly dropped to the bench to make way.

While that little lot may offer up further noise and confusion for this final hour – we really should seek to enjoy this. For all the headache and irritation that Friday nights and Saturday mornings bring, the puzzles we look to unravel now will doubtless be sorely missed in a months time.

Very soon we’ll be craving cryptic messages from Sir Alex, recalling Roberto Mancini’s dusky Italian accent with a fondness and going starry eyed over David Moyes’ vague accounts of his latest knocks. Love it while it lasts folks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. In Like Flynn.
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    How nice to see 7 Premiership games at the proper kick off time. It seems a while since that happened.

    COYS! Fit team at last.

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    1. Live4pool
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      i still only have 5 players playing today 😯

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        Super Sunday

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    2. Elniñorules
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      You're a Spurs fan, Flynn? Never knew that.

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      1. Locarno
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        You couldn't tell by the fact he's not very bright? 😉

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          🙁

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      2. In Like Flynn.
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        Seagulls. 😉

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      3. jimnastics
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        Thought he was Brighton?

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          Correct Jimnastics, well done.

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  2. Super-Hans
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    Ignored Cazorla's fall in price yesterday, but I'm finding it hard to ignore yet another fall. But with Bale not playing until tomorrow I can't do the transfer today, can I?

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    1. Mílanista
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      If he plays today he won't drop. Flag will come and transfers will reset to zero.

      In fact, he'll be rising after his brace 🙂

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      1. The King
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        +2

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      2. Super-Hans
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        You mean Cazorla? So he will go back to 0%? Brilliant, cheers!

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Not really.

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  3. Lawrø
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    Epic foresight test, who do you think will win?

    A) Berbatov, Hazard, Bale, Kagawa, Walcott, O'Brien, Demel, Davies

    B) Tevez, Pienaar, Fellaini, Michu, Cazorla, Clyne, Boyce, Baines

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    1. Locarno
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      B. By 11 points.

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    2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      TOO

      MANY

      NAAAAAMES

      Head. Explode.

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    3. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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      A cos they have more flair

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  4. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    My H2H opponent has Hart starting and De Gea on the bench.

    What a waste of money!

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    1. The King
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      He's rich.

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      1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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        /has a crap defence 😉

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  5. Esalman
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    What's the word on Cazorla?

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    1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      Santi?

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    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      "Emirates"

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    3. The King
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      He's going to make everyone regret selling him.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        I hope you're right, he's in every team I have.

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  6. Give The Todd Some Love
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    Bottom of last page

    Right

    So Caz and Rooney are dropping tonight and I have 2FTs and a WC left. I’ll WC GW36, so I need two one week punt players to replace Rooney and Caz. Any thoughts?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Arsenal play today, Caz could do damage yet and stop the rise

      But if he is gonna drop it'll make my mid up, selling Caz over Pienaar.

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  7. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Had a dream last night that Rooney got sent off. Very worried because I own him 🙁

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    1. Joga Bonito®
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      I had a dream last night that I met Mila Kunis. Can't see that happening in Clapham tonight though.

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        1. Joga Bonito®
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          HAHA that's brilliant mate.

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    2. Viper
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      I had a dream I dropped about 5 ,000 places last gwk.

      Oh wait, that actually happened 🙁

      I got rid of Rooney for a hit so he will inevitably outscore RVP

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
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        I know the feeling I dropped 3 or 4k places last gameweek because of that dirt bag Van Persie 🙁

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    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      Martin Luther King had a dream too and he was Assassinated I would be worried if I was you 😉

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        1. Locarno
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          I shouldn't have laughed at that. 🙂

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          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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            +1

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          2. In Like Flynn.
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            I did.

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    4. In Like Flynn.
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      I shall blame you if he does Trout.

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      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        +1 I captained him

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          Me too AW.

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  8. isacki: full casual
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    Can't wait for the first shriek on Soccer Saturday ....

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
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      +1

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    2. The King
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      So entertaining when you have players playing, anti-climax most of the time though

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        "And Stoke have taken the lead again! What a turn-up for the books! Shotton's cross turned in by Kenwyne Jones zzzzzzzzz...."

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    3. Elniñorules
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      Inevitably a OMG someone 😆

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        1. Elniñorules
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          😆 3140 results

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        2. Mílanista
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          OMG! 😆

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  9. COMH
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    Cazorla + Rooney > Bale + Tevez for my 2FT's next week.

    Pienaar >

    a) Michu

    b) Morrison

    c) Yaya

    d) Sessegnon

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  10. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    Cazorla is going to smash it up this week

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    1. COMH
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      He better. Done nothing every time I have owned his this season.

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    2. beric
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      hope not, sold him for bale

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      1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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        ^^^^

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      2. Locarno
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        Sold him for Brunt (it's a long story).

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        1. Qubit
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          😕

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    3. Jax
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      usually happens if your captain fails the week before

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  11. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Main rival has taken a 4 pointer to do Caz to Bale. Need Bale to stay quiet tomorrow now.

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  12. Locarno
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    Eight players today, three tomorrow. I might not watch Monday's game.

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    1. The King
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      0 playing tomorrow, hoping for entertaining games

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    2. beric
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      got 3 inc (c) on monday - im looking forward to it

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      1. Jax
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        10 playing today. (c) on monday 🙂

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      8 today, 3 Monday

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  13. ILOVEBAPS
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    Shoulda done Fellaini > Sess -4

    Oh well

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    1. Jax
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      why? fellaini has fulham home next week

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    2. beric
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      bit soon to be saying that

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  14. onionbarje
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    The awkward moment when you realise you forgot to change your captain. Fellani better not play deep.

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    1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      Just pray that Osman starts and it might pay off nicely

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      1. Jax
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        osman's out.

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        1. onionbarje
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          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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        2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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          "late fitness test"

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          1. Jax
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            he won't play.

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  15. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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    Liverpool could be a top 6 team if only they didn't play Downing, Henderson, Allen and Gerrard

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    1. Smakies
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      and lucas leiva

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      1. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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        😕

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      2. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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        I can at least respect him because it seems he has at least some technique. but even Liverpool fans admit gerrard is crap

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        1. Smakies
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          😀

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    2. SPorting
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      Then they'd only have 6 first team players.

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  16. Smakies
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    @ doctor XB de villiers
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2728/4089096608_85cbf02586.jpg 😀

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    1. Doctor X
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      Valencia were so glorious.. 🙁

      Imagine the team they wouldve had had they not sold anyone..

      Villa, Mata, Silva, Soldado, Joaquin..wouldve been beautiful.

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      1. Smakies
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        yeah it would have brought more competition to la liga !

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  17. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    The biggest fpl disappointment for me this season was Ba joining Chelski 🙁

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    1. Smakies
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      at some point i was really considering having sinclair in my team !
      then he joined man city

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    2. Give The Todd Some Love
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      Mine was Benitez joining Chelsea

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  18. COMH
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    Thoughts on Milner for a GW35 + 36 punt?

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    1. Slaps
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      Wouldnt really fancy it, cant see much from 120 mins of Milner? I think Yaya is the only one id I'd fancy to play 180

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      1. COMH
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        Yeah his points potential isn't so great. Yaya is the way to go.

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        1. Slaps
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          Maybe bias as an owner though....

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  19. Kostja
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    considering an early transfer this week with Rooney out for a city striker. Thoughts?

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    1. Scroobius Mac
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      I'll wait until tomorrow but then get Aguero if he starts (and finishes)

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      1. Kostja
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        Rooney will drop today that is why I was thinking of an early move at all. But I guess the smart move is to wait.

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    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      same I'm thinking Rooney > Aguero and Caz > Bale for a 4pt hit

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      1. Slaps
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        Same 2 for me, but did you consider Carlos?

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Rooney dropping tonight, so I need to move, as is Caz, that's 0.2 gone so I'll be moving tonight despite the risk

      Rooney and Caz to Tevez and Bale

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  20. iain_90
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    Saved my transfer for the first time season:

    A) Cazorla, Evra > Bale, Vertonghen (have Rafael)
    B) Walcott, van Persie > Bale, Suarez

    I think keep van Persie for Arsenal then ship him, as much as I'd like to have Suarez against Newcastle.

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  21. Slaps
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    Captain already in the dreamteam, going to be a good week...

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      1. Jax
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        gotta be barkley... 😉

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    1. Mílanista
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      Gorkss? 😉

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    2. Slaps
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      Dong 🙂

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    3. onionbarje
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      guthrie

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  22. Dre
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    I think I had a moment of absolute madness at 11:28am and captained Baines, I think I've officially given up

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    1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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      You have fire in your belly. I like that. I also think Baines will get you plenty of points sir

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      1. Dre
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        Thanks for the vote of confidence! I got sick of putting the band on out of form big hitters and fancied freshening it up a slice

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  23. Muniains Tears
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    Can anyone link the "tool" that was mentioned on the podcast yesterday, that analyses your captain picks and stuff?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      you need to ask Gargamel

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      1. Muniains Tears
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        And where can i find this... gargamel?

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    2. Locarno
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      You're going to have to narrow it down. There are plenty of tools on this site.

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      1. Muniains Tears
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        The "Gargamel Captian Tool", i don't think its a part of the members area, but i might be wrong.

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  24. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    2 FTs, lovely

    Caz dropping tonight has pretty much made my mind up, selling him not Pienaar, though I'll likely sell both anyway and get Mata in.

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  25. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Here's a preview of the Stoke match for anyone interested.

    http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Simpsons_Explain_Soccer/#302049

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  26. Scroobius Mac
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    I think I've lost the plot.

    https://twitter.com/ScroobiusMac/status/325558216614354944/photo/1

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    1. Muniains Tears
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      :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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    2. Kostja
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      If he is nailed on than it is not too bad. But is he?

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    3. Mílanista
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      😯

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    4. Jax
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      yep.

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    5. isacki: full casual
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      I don't even know where to start Scroob.

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    6. Red-United
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      Adebayor has let me down twice this season...won't be going there again...

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  27. Doctor X
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    Zlatan asking the red to get the injured players off the pitch 😆

    http://www.culturepsg.com/medias/gif/ibradieu.gif

    Gotta love the man.

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    1. Doctor X
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      ref*

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    2. Mílanista
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      😆

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    3. Bøwstring The Carp
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      HAHAHA deadly 🙂

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    4. The Finnisher
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      🙂

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    5. isacki: full casual
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      Medical miracles, every one, I tell ya!

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  28. FPL Daniel
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    Am I playing for Saffers? Link to the spreadsheet please.

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    1. Mílanista
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      You're benched - see the team lineup in the ICC thread

      Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aul0PglyD-ESdHhfWGZuUjh6RzBrdXI5dG5LWDNMMUE#gid=5

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  29. COMH
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    Soccer Saturday playing this old gem

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkKUFG3msk

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  30. Manamongst
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    Oh sh*t I captained Gervinho and kept Santi!!!

    Left Berbatov in and have Mata on the bench....

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