[sbu_large_image] Preamble
20 April 2013 2401 comments
Mark Mark
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We really should savour this. While the sun beaming through my window helps to banish the grey, wet and windy, it’s also a reminder that the clock is ticking on another Fantasy season.

In just over a month, thumbs will be entering twiddle mode and suddenly our Saturday morning heads won’t be congested with concerns over Romelu Lukaku’s starting role: they’ll be DIY, pointless walks and shopping trips to take their place.

While Gameweek 34 appears to be a plain old vanilla affair – let’s take it to our bosom and nurture it. Let’s appreciate the mid-afternoon drama and the Sunday lunch classics. Let’s revel in every goal and take setbacks in our stride, because I just know that, very soon, I’ll be missing that sinking feeling of a lost clean sheet because Clint Hill’s shinned one into his own net.

There’s also something reassuring about the Gameweek ahead. All today’s matches take on a traditional feel, delivered in the three o’clock slot, they’ll unfold for me via the usual welcome nonsense spouted by Jeff Stelling’s crew.

Tomorrow I’ll risk breaking every social etiquette rule to get in front of telly in time to watch Sunday’s big matches unfold. That’s all rounded off by a Monday evening under lights at Old Trafford – dinner on the lap, the minimum percentage of my attention reserved for loved ones. This is truly a weekend package I’ve grown comfortable with.

Our initial Gameweek plans were somewhat skewed by the news that Gareth Bale was back on the menu. Noises from Spurs and Andre Villas-Boas seem very positive and, while there are those who still have doubts that the Welshman will start against City, the recent statements by his manager suggest otherwise…

“There can be a fear factor if he plays. We recognise the impact this player has had for us this season. His run of goals that he is on, he can have a big factor. It’s good to have him around in this final part of the season. He can be an inspiration to everybody. When you look at the images that we saw [of his twisted ankle], it is good to have him back so quickly. This speaks highly of the medical staff at the club. Our squad is full of good players, but Bale can make a difference.”

Personally, I feel Bale will be on the teamsheet – he’s amongst the strongest fittest players in the top flight and his ability to deliver improbable goals from scraps are currently second to none. The press are in agreement: every single one of our six sources names Bale in their Tottenham starting lineup for the clash with City. Interestingly, only the Sun feel that Sergio Aguero will line up in opposition.

Elsewhere, the aforementioned Romelu Lukaku, whilst nestled in our Scout Picks, is thought to be set for a bench role according to the Sun and The Times; the others recall him at the expense of Shane Long. Personally, I can see Steve Clarke going with a 4-4-2 and starting both against a Newcastle side beset by injuries and perhaps feeling the effects of the Tyne-Wear massacre.

There are the usual cast of oddities to perhaps treat with the proverbial pinch of salt: the best/worst of which finds Theo Walcott omitted from the Independent’s lineup for the Gunners’ trip to Fulham: they prefer to start with Lukas Podolski with Tomas Rosicky also recalled.

As for Wayne Rooney, despite reports this morning that the striker faces a further battle to cement his starting role, not one of the morning papers are brave enough to leave him out of the Monday night clash with Villa. Indeed, with Sir Alex praising the performance of Shinji Kagawa, stating he had little option but to withdraw Rooney at Upton Park with the Japanese midfielder sparkling, we find Kagawa omitted from some lineups. Both the Times and the Independent hand a recall to Danny Welbeck, with Kagawa seemingly dropped to the bench to make way.

While that little lot may offer up further noise and confusion for this final hour – we really should seek to enjoy this. For all the headache and irritation that Friday nights and Saturday mornings bring, the puzzles we look to unravel now will doubtless be sorely missed in a months time.

Very soon we’ll be craving cryptic messages from Sir Alex, recalling Roberto Mancini’s dusky Italian accent with a fondness and going starry eyed over David Moyes’ vague accounts of his latest knocks. Love it while it lasts folks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. TG32
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    Michelle Keegan quit Corrie

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      Over the twitter tits scandal?

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      1. TG32
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        'Felt it was the right time to take another step in my career'

        Personally I son't watch it but she's unreal. Not as good as our own Georgia Salpa though 😉

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        1. TG32
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          *don't

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        2. Granville
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          Don't like the permatan

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    2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      I don't watch that utter dross anyway.. The theme tune alone is enough to make me want to lie down and die.

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  2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    One to get you warmed up before the kick off!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q4NUH5TXIY

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  3. AK ⭐
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    Looks like Fellaini's back in the hole. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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    1. Acquafresca
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      😀

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    2. Trigg ⭐️
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      I'm excited.

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    3. Bolt-on
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      Can everyone stop saying this

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  4. Trigg ⭐️
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    I can see a Reading win today for some reason.

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    1. Eboue
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      I know what you mean, Norwich almost safe, reading just having a nice time now

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      1. Trigg ⭐️
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        Exactly, Reading have had time to get used to the new management, and have a bit of freedom to play.

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    2. Crouch Potato!
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      One word, Opticians! 😉

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    3. Granville
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      I called this one too. Norwich have little attacking threat.

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    4. NATSTER
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      Just score and destroy Norwich CS. That's all I need from Reading.

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  6. Elniñorules
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    Which game to watch?

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Fulham Gooners.

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    2. SuperOsçarBaby
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      stoke?

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    3. Crouch Potato!
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      Swans v Saints.

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  7. Granville
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    Fortune is starting instead of Thomas. Can he play wide or is he in a front 2 with Brunt out wide?

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    1. Parm
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      Fortune can play wide, I believe.

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      1. Granville
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        Hope so. I have taken a gamble with Morrison based on him being in the hole.

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        1. Robbens Diving Instructor
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          same. hope it pays dividends

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    2. AK ⭐
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      The latter looks mire likely.

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    3. Robbens Diving Instructor
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      I hope he plays out wide with morrison in the hole

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  8. Robbens Diving Instructor
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    WBA formation?

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  9. Willis.
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    OK I SWEAR I DID NOT CAPTAIN LUKAKU
    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/29857/event-history/34/

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Yes, yes you did.

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    2. Viper
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      Could work out very well!

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    3. TG32
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      Might come off good. One of the lads last year got into his pals account and captained Berbatov vs Blackburn, 4 goals later...50 points

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    4. Somalion
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      Very odd, I captained Kagawa but just logged in and the armband is on Michu. Usually I'm very sure about this stuff so it's odd.

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      1. TG32
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        System malfunction

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        1. Somalion
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          Definitely 😉

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  10. JUSTBLAZE
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    Which game should I watch? Looking for the most entertaining game.

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    1. nedfoo
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      Fulham v Arsenal

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      1. JUSTBLAZE
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        No Wilshere? Love the tekkers on that guy. Was thinking Everton v Sunderland.

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  12. isacki: full casual
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    Manolev v Cazorla
    Richardson v Walcott (C)
    Giroud

    I didn't see it turning out like this 8)

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      😎

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    2. AK ⭐
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      Cazorla (c) for me for that very reason. 😎

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    3. Mull
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      Cue Fulham winning 1-0.

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      1. Pinoche
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        😆 +1

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      2. isacki: full casual
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        Would not put it past us.

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      3. NATSTER
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        😀 ... Berb will do.

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    4. Acquafresca
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      CMON YOU GUNNERS!

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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        Yes, Cazorla getting the points in and Sagna keeping a cleanie!

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  13. Dazspurs
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    Hi, just trying to sort out my team in the Telegraph game for the rest of the season.
    I'd be grateful of any opinions on which of these two options looks best

    a) Lampard and Michu

    or

    b) Kone and Townsend

    Thanks.

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  14. Licky
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    I hate Setanta, always have the only match on and i can't watch it.

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    1. TG32
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      It's shite, hate that grey haired presenter who thinks he's class

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    2. MCH
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      I love Setanta for their 3pm kick offs!

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  15. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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    Award for worst 'major' club in any football league:

    Olympique marseille

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    1. Locarno
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      Blackburn Rovers

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    2. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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      Liverpool

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    3. Declan
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      Glasgow Rangers

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  16. kaz 96
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    How many do you have playing today?

    6 here

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    1. SuperOsçarBaby
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      9 😯

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    2. The King
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      8

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    3. NATSTER
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      6 with my (vc)

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    4. Declan
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      7

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  17. AP
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    Who to watch. Think it might have to be the Saints, just for flair value.

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      Fulham v Arsenal IMO, the attacking will be as good as the defending. 3-3 again 😉

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      1. AP
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        Good point. Sold.

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          FPL gets me through Arsenal's defending 😆

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  18. Piggs Boson
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    I have a feeling Fellaini and Caz will come back to haunt sellers. Rooney as well 😉

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    1. Pinoche
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      Noo 🙁

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    2. Mílanista
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      I hope you're right, on all 3 counts 🙂

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    3. /
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      Massively agreed

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      1. /
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        On the Caz & Fell part

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  19. SuperOsçarBaby
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    Is Sissoko play in the hole?

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    1. Willis.
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      No, Anderson is.

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      1. SuperOsçarBaby
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        😉 nice captain hahaha

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  20. isacki: full casual
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    OK Michelle Keegan's twitter wardrobe malfunction is hands down the best thing to happen this week.

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    1. Locarno
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      Link? Er... just for research purposes.

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      1. Optimus.
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        this

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        1. Yossi
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          +2

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        2. isacki: full casual
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          Direct link probably not kosher but second result for "michelle keegan twitter tits" hits the spot

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          1. Locarno
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            Top man. If memory serves me correctly, they're not hers.

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            1. isacki: full casual
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              Yes she's denied ownership. But how will we ever know??

              *twilight zone music*

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              1. isacki: full casual
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                Or did I just miss your sly claim to have seen them already 😆 😆

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    2. Kostja
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      was that the girl that showed baps that were not actually her baps?

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        Yes, although bet she's lying when she says they aren't hers

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        1. Kostja
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          yeah I think she should show hers just to prove it

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            It's only fair

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
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      That was this week?

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      1. Willis.
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        That was soooooooo last week.

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  21. TG32
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    C'MON REMY!!!

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      1. TG32
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        She aint my Fav, has to be Georgia Salpa. The lads I live with adore Keegan. I met Calum Best after he did the dirt on Salpha and said to him

        'Your dad was an absolute legend but your an awful ejit for doing the dirt on Georgia Salpa' 😀

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  22. Crouch Potato!
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    Burnley score in injury time, 1 each. Bottom of table hotting up.

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  23. Plagued by indecision
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    I've had horrible luck over the last 10 weeks. Braces from Suarez, Kone and Michu (c) would go down a storm. It may be asking for too much but blanks from RVP and Walcott would be nice too.

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    1. Plagued by indecision
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      blank for Sessegnon

      goals for Fellaini and Cazorla too.

      CS for Sagna, De Gea.

      That's all. Cheers Gods of FPL.

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  24. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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    Dortmund goal 2 mins in Rues

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      There should be a comma there

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    2. King Nil Miss ✩
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      Banker

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  25. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    Is Fellani playing in "the hole" today?

    I don't think anyone's post has touched on this subject.

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    1. Acquafresca
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      😆

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      No Distin is. Fellaini is in defence.

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  26. k.akshay92
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    Amazingly, if FPL designations are considered true (if players regarded as defenders by FPL are considered defenders and so on), Sunderland have the following line-up -

    GK - Mignolet
    DEF - O'Shea, Cuellar
    MID - Rose, N'Diaye, Larsson, Colback, Johnson, McClean, Sessegnon
    FOR - Graham

    2 Defenders and 7 MIDFIELDERS?!

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  27. kaz 96
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    For the DGW

    Lennon or Morrison?

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Maloney or Gomez

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    2. Kostja
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      Lennon if you are prepared to gamble on his fitness. As he is an ok option after the DGW as well. Whereas Morrison is not.

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  28. Nopli
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    ICC LiveScore Board Updated 🙂

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    1. Crouch Potato!
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      Cheers lad 😉

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  29. Crouch Potato!
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    Cardiff confirmed Champions!

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  30. SuperOsçarBaby
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    Anyone considering Moore for dgw? start 2 games in a row now..

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