[sbu_large_image] Preamble
20 April 2013 2401 comments
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We really should savour this. While the sun beaming through my window helps to banish the grey, wet and windy, it’s also a reminder that the clock is ticking on another Fantasy season.

In just over a month, thumbs will be entering twiddle mode and suddenly our Saturday morning heads won’t be congested with concerns over Romelu Lukaku’s starting role: they’ll be DIY, pointless walks and shopping trips to take their place.

While Gameweek 34 appears to be a plain old vanilla affair – let’s take it to our bosom and nurture it. Let’s appreciate the mid-afternoon drama and the Sunday lunch classics. Let’s revel in every goal and take setbacks in our stride, because I just know that, very soon, I’ll be missing that sinking feeling of a lost clean sheet because Clint Hill’s shinned one into his own net.

There’s also something reassuring about the Gameweek ahead. All today’s matches take on a traditional feel, delivered in the three o’clock slot, they’ll unfold for me via the usual welcome nonsense spouted by Jeff Stelling’s crew.

Tomorrow I’ll risk breaking every social etiquette rule to get in front of telly in time to watch Sunday’s big matches unfold. That’s all rounded off by a Monday evening under lights at Old Trafford – dinner on the lap, the minimum percentage of my attention reserved for loved ones. This is truly a weekend package I’ve grown comfortable with.

Our initial Gameweek plans were somewhat skewed by the news that Gareth Bale was back on the menu. Noises from Spurs and Andre Villas-Boas seem very positive and, while there are those who still have doubts that the Welshman will start against City, the recent statements by his manager suggest otherwise…

“There can be a fear factor if he plays. We recognise the impact this player has had for us this season. His run of goals that he is on, he can have a big factor. It’s good to have him around in this final part of the season. He can be an inspiration to everybody. When you look at the images that we saw [of his twisted ankle], it is good to have him back so quickly. This speaks highly of the medical staff at the club. Our squad is full of good players, but Bale can make a difference.”

Personally, I feel Bale will be on the teamsheet – he’s amongst the strongest fittest players in the top flight and his ability to deliver improbable goals from scraps are currently second to none. The press are in agreement: every single one of our six sources names Bale in their Tottenham starting lineup for the clash with City. Interestingly, only the Sun feel that Sergio Aguero will line up in opposition.

Elsewhere, the aforementioned Romelu Lukaku, whilst nestled in our Scout Picks, is thought to be set for a bench role according to the Sun and The Times; the others recall him at the expense of Shane Long. Personally, I can see Steve Clarke going with a 4-4-2 and starting both against a Newcastle side beset by injuries and perhaps feeling the effects of the Tyne-Wear massacre.

There are the usual cast of oddities to perhaps treat with the proverbial pinch of salt: the best/worst of which finds Theo Walcott omitted from the Independent’s lineup for the Gunners’ trip to Fulham: they prefer to start with Lukas Podolski with Tomas Rosicky also recalled.

As for Wayne Rooney, despite reports this morning that the striker faces a further battle to cement his starting role, not one of the morning papers are brave enough to leave him out of the Monday night clash with Villa. Indeed, with Sir Alex praising the performance of Shinji Kagawa, stating he had little option but to withdraw Rooney at Upton Park with the Japanese midfielder sparkling, we find Kagawa omitted from some lineups. Both the Times and the Independent hand a recall to Danny Welbeck, with Kagawa seemingly dropped to the bench to make way.

While that little lot may offer up further noise and confusion for this final hour – we really should seek to enjoy this. For all the headache and irritation that Friday nights and Saturday mornings bring, the puzzles we look to unravel now will doubtless be sorely missed in a months time.

Very soon we’ll be craving cryptic messages from Sir Alex, recalling Roberto Mancini’s dusky Italian accent with a fondness and going starry eyed over David Moyes’ vague accounts of his latest knocks. Love it while it lasts folks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Tibidabo
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    Start Lampard or Fellaini?

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    1. Evans
      • 13 Years
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      The big fella

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  2. Big Col
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    Clichy or Sagna?

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    1. elkunaguero
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      Sagna

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  3. My name is an echo
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    Bentekkers on my bench. Not liking that. Any news on Caz and will Fellani be playing deep??

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    1. stilicho
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      No news on Caz, Fellaini likely to be playing deep.

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      1. Revival
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        • 13 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Caz prob play on the left with Wilshere in the hole (Hopefully proves a few people wrong)

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
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      Might play Tekkers and bench Fella...

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  4. Burd Turglars
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    The minimum percentage of attention reserved for loved ones. Mark you should be a novelist

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  5. Az
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    12 years, 11 months ago

    Berbatov --> Kone 4 point?

    I know ir seems a bit mad but I want Kone for the DGW anyway, berbs fixtures aren't great and I'll probably have to take a hit anyway in the next few weeks so just get it out of the way now?

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    1. crystalpalaceRus
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      Your teams shite.

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      1. Az
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Go to hell.
        Idiot.

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        1. stilicho
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          • 15 Years
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          Quality banter on here today 🙂

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      2. MCH
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        he'd probably say the same about your rank.

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        1. crystalpalaceRus
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          Yeh lets try win an argument online by mentioning ranks, this is my 2nd season playing and been up to 6k nothing to be ashamed of i was merely jesting to the brighton fan

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    2. MCH
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      Its fairly punty but Kone should outscore Berba by 4+ over the remainder of the season.

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    3. skodaole2
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      I wouldnt bring Berba out for a hit. During the double he plays Reading at home he can easily outscore Kone

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  6. Fishy
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    only got 3 scout picks...

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  7. paraman
    • 14 Years
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    should i sell rooney for tevez or kone?

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    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      why would you sell Rooney before Villa at home. Because people on here think Fergie might drop him is not a good enough reason imho

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  8. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    The pre-shambles! 🙂

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  9. The Bandit
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    'There’s also something reassuring about the Gameweek ahead. All today’s matches take on a traditional feel, delivered in the three o’clock slot, they’ll unfold for me via the usual welcome nonsense spouted by Jeff Stelling’s crew.'

    Don't you just love it when the cry goes up.."GOOOOOOAAAAAAL" Only to have your excitement dashed as they go to the pundit covering the only game in which you have no players... 😀

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      "GOOOOOOOAAAAAL........at the Keepmoat Stadium"

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    2. Burd Turglars
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      I like identifying who is covering what game and listening out for their exaltations. The worst thing is when you hear them cry and they immediately go to a 2min ad break.

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      1. The Bandit
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        12 years, 11 months ago

        Haha.. this site to the rescue...

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    3. Namtab Nomolos
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      Merson will start the account of the goal mentioning your captain, saying how fantastic it was from him, a great run and world class shot. Which then appears to have been saved, and the ball has gone out wide for some random defender to cross in and then it was an own goal.

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      1. The Bandit
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        😀

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      2. Burd Turglars
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        This

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    4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      actually, it's even more hope-dashing when one of the many incompetents they employ as match reporters doesn't know the players' names, so falsely says one of your players got an assist.

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    5. Sean.
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      • 14 Years
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      spot on WR 🙂 ...going to be a long summer

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    6. AK ⭐
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      That time when a goal's scored, everyone's hoping for their differentials, and it comes out to be Crouch who's scored.. Lovely! 😀

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    7. Bad Pen
      • 14 Years
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      Or you find it has ruined one of your defenders clean sheets!

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    8. stilicho
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      • 15 Years
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      I can't do Soccer Saturday, it feels like opening all your presents on Christmas Eve to me, MOTD challenge all the way.

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
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        Love that Likely Lad's episode

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
          • 15 Years
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          Urrrggghh what is that 'Greengrocer's' apostrophe doing there?

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        2. Burd Turglars
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          Yeah....tried it a few times....impossible! Got all the way to the pre-MOTD news once

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      2. Sean.
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        or they dont mention who got the assist 😉

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  10. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    i think im set on berbs to lukaku.....risky i know, but could pay off handsomely (or go down in flames).... gotta have some fun after last weeks disaster

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    1. Revival
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      • 13 Years
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      Did that same transfer last night. Worth the risk imo

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  11. FantasyFS007
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    Is it worth doing Coutinho to Michu for a hit? Michu has a DGW but tougher games, points could be even over the rest of the season…

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  12. andres
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Fellaini to bale for a hit?

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  13. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    A. Fellaini ➡ Sessegnon

    or

    B. Berba ➡ Lukaku?

    I just can't decide!

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    1. Pinoche
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Think I might do Mirallas to Lukaku..

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
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        Screw it, I'm gonna do both for a hit.

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
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      well sun do have good fixtures its just whether theyve really turned around or were on derby steroids last week

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    3. holtbyisthenewmessi
      • 13 Years
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      sessegnon's nailed on to start whereas lukaku isn't so i'd go for him

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    4. Sean.
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      like the the sess move , been toying with that one all morning

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  14. lilmessipran
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    12 years, 11 months ago

    start enrique or demel ??have jass in goal?

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  15. AK ⭐
    • 13 Years
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    mark, lovely article man! Not long left! We know where we are going to finish almost, so let's enjoy this now.

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  16. holtbyisthenewmessi
    • 13 Years
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    pick 2 of berba, sagna, townsend, and davies

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    1. skodaole2
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      berba , townsend

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      1. holtbyisthenewmessi
        • 13 Years
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        cheers

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    2. PM
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Definitely Berbatov, at home, on pens, due. After that Townsend, because I cannot see an ARS clean sheet away to Fulham, and Townsend has been mostly oustanding the last 4-6 weeks. Stoke can leak goals on the road.

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  17. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
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    Terrific, you've kind of made me want to Bale now 😆

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
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      my knee has been trembling too, i think i want to hold till next week (cue hatty on return 🙄 )

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        I'm holding, last minute changes never work for me.

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      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
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        Last time he came back: blank against Stoke, hat-trick the week after 😀

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        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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          thats good enough for me berbilly

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          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 13 Years
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            Thank you, sir!

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
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      Stop slacking off 😉

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        I'm 'working' on a split screen 😀

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes xxx

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  18. PM
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    QUICK POLL, for 3rd defender start..?

    (a) M Dawson (MCY)

    (b) M Wilson (qpr; rated 75% to play)

    (c) B Davies (SOU)

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      c

      yes

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  19. mahone24
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    .1 away from getting Bale and Sess which has only made me want them more!

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  20. Lao Tzu
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    Suarez (c) looks tempting....

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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  21. Paul
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    To keep Walcott or Cazorla ????

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    1. Pinoche
      • 14 Years
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      Walcott.

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    2. sminkypinky
      • 14 Years
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      Theo

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      Wally imo.

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    4. Milhouse
      • 16 Years
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      Keep Walcott IMO

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    5. Guendomeyang
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      Wally for sure

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  22. hillbillypete
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    Apologies if its been discussed but ive been running.

    Any news on Santi fitness?

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    1. sminkypinky
      • 14 Years
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      Prob plays

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    2. Revival
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      • 13 Years
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      All Arsenal blogs predicting him to start, probably on the left with Monreal supporting behind.

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  23. Give The Todd Some Love
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    2 scout picks, good week on the cards then 😎

    Who else is captaining Theo?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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  24. The Badger
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    Bench hazard Fellaini or berba?

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    1. sminkypinky
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      Fella. Will probably play deeper.

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    2. PM
      • 16 Years
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      very tough...but since Fellaini is on the road, seemed to play deeper while Ross Barkley played behind the striker, and with SUN seeming in-form....tough to bench the fro but have a feeling Berba comes good at home v ARS, I would bench Fellaini and start Hazard and Berba.

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      1. The Badger
        • 14 Years
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        Keep thinking he'll play deep and so bench him but then when I put him on the bench I picture that blinding header from a corner in a 1-0 win with 3 BAPs...

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  25. hillbillypete
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    do people think Lampard will start this week?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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        fail

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        1. hillbillypete
          • 16 Years
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          is that a no chuchu?

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          1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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            I sold him!

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            1. hillbillypete
              • 16 Years
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              ud sell ur soul tho

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  26. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    So Mark brought Clint Hill in for a hit? 😯

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      So glad I have Cesar 😎

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  27. Neto
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    Mert over Fellaini - yea or nay?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      maybe

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  28. Captain Shirokov
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    What have I done.

    😯

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    1. Evans
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      Dunno ? What hav3 you done ?

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      You tell us

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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    4. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      aall the fun of the fair 😉

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  29. Evans
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    Play berbatov or silva ?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      berbatov

      yes

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  30. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Everton lineup?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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