[sbu_large_image] Preamble
28 September 2013 1898 comments
Mark Mark
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The post Wildcard blues are definitely hanging over me. Last week’s refresh failed to stave off a fourth consecutive red arrow and, inevitably, the symptoms have kicked in since. Pangs of dissatisfaction and regret, an urge to look on and covet other’s Fantasy lineups. I’ve seen it all before.

I shouldn’t be surprised, though. Rarely do my Wildcards have an immediate impact. I often use them to clear the decks of assets on the slide, opting for mid-term prospects who are more likely to deliver one or two Gameweeks down the line. Even so, it’s difficult to disguise the disappointment when the “emergency measure” failed to arrest the decline, leaving me dangerously close to slipping out of the top million.

While there are plenty of us treading water after a far from ordinary start to the season, there’s no dressing up my situation: it’s not good enough. Gameweek 6 simply has to deliver a green arrow and, having corrected my early “errors”, I’ve only got myself to blame it fails to turn up by Monday night.

Such expectations only build pressure, making my decision making all that more important and, today, I’m faced with one of those classic bench scenarios.

Arguably, I should play Chelseea’s Branislav Ivanovic week-in-week-out for his goal threat from set plays and yet, having taken a punt on Stoke’s Marko Arnautovic in midfield, I’m loathed to bench the Austrian differential against Norwich. Equally, do I put Ivanovic in over the equally unpredictable talents of Hatem Ben Arfa? The Frenchman faces a tough trip to Goodison on Monday night but does have magic in his boots, while Everton have surrendered opportunities to visiting teams.

With Tottenham’s Christian Eriksen in my midfield, I’m leaning towards benching Ivanovic and hoping that Spurs can break down the Jose’s rearguard, whilst keeping the Serbian quiet at set-plays. My fear is that, with Spurs and Chelsea kicking off at the Lane early, my Gameweek and could be ruined by Wayne Rooney has had a chance to sport my armband at three o’clock.

Rooney has, of course, recently relieved Robin van Persie of his duties in that respect. My Wildcard saw me dramatically eject the Dutchman from my squad and, having missed the City defeat through injury, I can at least point to that as a small victory.

In all likelihood, Van Persie will return to the United lineup today, although David Moyes remained hopelessly vague with his summing up of the striker’s groin injury. Certainly it seems the press aren’t totally unconvinced.

This morning’s predicted lineups find Van Persie absent from the Telegraph, Guardian and Daily Mail teamsheets with the likes of Shinji Kagawa and Javier Hernandez earning starts. While Wednesday’s trip to Shakhtar will be a factor, I can see Rooney and Van Persie starting the match. Whether Moyes has the opportunity to preserve the pair in the second-half, depends on whether United can click and put some daylight between them and the visitors. Apparently still struggling to find fourth, let alone fifth gear, that looks unlikely.

Over at City, we know that both David Silva and Sergio Aguero will be absent for the trip to Villa. That should give our Differential pick, Samir Nasri, the stage to impress once again, while Scout Pick, Alvaro Negredo, looks a definite starter up front. Both find their way in this morning’s press lineups, although there is some debate as to who will partner the Spaniard. Edin Dzeko is included in the Independent, the Times and Guardian, with our other three papers backing a second Premier League start for Stevan Jovetic.

Romelu Lukaku is another striker to split the press verdict. While we’re tipping him for a start against Newcastle on Monday, reserving the Belgian a place on the Scout Picks bench, the Times and the Mail both retain Nikica Jelavic in the Toffees frontline.

Elsewhere, the appears to be little fear that Aaron Ramsey will miss out for Arsenal – he’s in every press lineup this morning, despite Arsene Wenger suggesting that he would not take a risk on the Welshman’s thigh problem with the Champions League clash with Napoli looming on Tuesday.

Once again, it’s the Mail who claim our esteemed Saturday morning “do they know something we don’t?” accolade. So often going out on a limb with their predictions, today they’ve opted to stick Micah Richards at right-back over Pablo Zabaleta for City, while Martin Kelly also gets the nod in the same position for Liverpool at Sunderland.

Don’t panic; a hefty pinch of salt is required, here. Particularly when you consider that the Mail also tip Jason Puncheon for a start for Palace against his parent club Southampton – a move that would likely see Palace docked points and relegated before Christmas. Although, it might be worth it just to hear Ian Holloway’s interview.

My own post-match rage is hopefully on hold. I’m approaching the early kick-off with trepidation but, if I can navigate that one unscathed, I’m hopeful that Rooney and the rest can reward me with my first green arrow since that unusually successful Gameweek 1. I certainly need to rescue some respectability and, having fluttered the Wildcard in anger, failure this weekend would find me on “Plan C” by the time the whistle blows at Goodison on Monday night.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. isacki: full casual
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Any truth in the idea Sturridge is doubtful to play?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      13 years, 1 month ago

      rodgers said he will definately play even if not 100%

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    2. thetinkerman
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Why would he be a doubt? Rodgers said he would play him even if not 100% fit because he rates him that highly

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      1. isacki: full casual
        13 years, 1 month ago

        That nails it.

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      2. Van Dal
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Someone woke up ont wrong side of bed

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    3. Gimli son of Gloin
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Dont think they have enough depth to drop him really, but he looked tired the other night

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    4. Red_mist
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Well the rumor mills are busy churning out rumors.

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  2. Your Mum's Athletic
    13 years, 1 month ago

    RVP or sturridge captain please?????

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    1. SMOOTH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 1 month ago

      stur

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    2. thetinkerman
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      RVP (c). He will either start or not feature IMO

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      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        13 years, 1 month ago

        cheers pal

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    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      13 years, 1 month ago

      sturridge

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    4. Rafabio
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Stur

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    5. Your Mum's Athletic
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Ended with RVP 😯

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  3. hazza44
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Vidic for roughy captain?? If not Sturridge, Ozil or Giroud captain??

    thanks

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    1. thetinkerman
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Not Vidic IMO

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    2. Manamongst
      13 years, 1 month ago

      you´ll probably wish you had chosen Ozil...

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  4. Van Dal
    13 years, 1 month ago

    1 minute ladies

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  5. Wilshere Knowledge
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Time. Running. Out.

    😀

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  6. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 1 month ago

    ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

    HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
    BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK - "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY".

    MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

    HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS .

    OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE - 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

    ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT Mr. Gorsky TO ARMSTRONG.

    THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED BECAUSE MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

    HERE IS THE ANSWER TO "WHO WAS MR GORSKY":

    IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.

    HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

    HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY,

    "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

    It broke the place up.
    NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

    Do pass it on, it's too choice not to be shared.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      13 years, 1 month ago

      don't you realise people are trying to ask who they shall captain? what is this?

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        A little light relief. 😉

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    2. SuperOsçarBaby
      13 years, 1 month ago

      😯

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    3. thetinkerman
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      I was very close to moderating this until I realised it was just past the deadline 😉

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Ffs. Just have a laugh ... 🙂

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        1. thetinkerman
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          13 years, 1 month ago

          Gramatically incorrect. Should be"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR A MAN"

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            13 years, 1 month ago

            Aaarggghhh!

            Has your team just crashed and burned, TheTinkerman??? 😀

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            1. thetinkerman
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              13 years, 1 month ago

              Na, I'm quietly confident about Mirallas, Soldado and Lambert performing...

              although my lack of United or Arsenal attackers is worrying

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        2. thetinkerman
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          13 years, 1 month ago

          Nice story though 🙂

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      2. @ImpressiveTackl
        13 years, 1 month ago

        "Look at me with my moderation capabilities" :mrgreen:

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        1. thetinkerman
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          13 years, 1 month ago

          I hardly get to use them! I need to wield my power.....

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    4. .
      13 years, 1 month ago

      😆 Brilliant!

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        ... like my chum here!!! 😀

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    5. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Quality, ty doos...

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    6. @ImpressiveTackl
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Love that story but it's sadly just an urban myth.

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        How do you know that? 😉

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        1. @ImpressiveTackl
          13 years, 1 month ago

          The transcript of the moon landing shows he never said anything of the sort... unfortunately.

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    7. Oldman Unathletic
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Very good.

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    8. Somalion
      13 years, 1 month ago

      That has made my day 😆 Somebody hulk this.

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        😀

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    9. Namtab Nomolos
      13 years, 1 month ago

      http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blgorsky.htm Fake according to this

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yes, well ... 😛

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
          13 years, 1 month ago

          My favourite fake moon thing is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTLFm0K6ZZo ECC Nasa tapes with the F-bomb all over them

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    10. Van Dal
      13 years, 1 month ago

      That moon landing was a hoax.

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        It is these little details, which confirm it wasn't. 😉

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      2. Cilly Bonnolly
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        No it wasn't. Watch Mythbusters.

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    11. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Love it 😀

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    12. Manamongst
      13 years, 1 month ago

      QUALITY....don´t mind but I´m stealing or converting it into a joke!

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Be my guest! 😀

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      2. Namtab Nomolos
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Neil Armstrong said he first heard it from the comedian Buddy Hackett. So it will have gone full circle.

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    13. A.T
      13 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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  7. El Scorcho
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Sturridge (C). No brainer against 1pt Sunderland.

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  8. Konig Luther
    13 years, 1 month ago

    reid or turner?

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    1. Rafabio
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Turner

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  9. Nopli -The Banned One (Solo…
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Hazard to Mata for a hit?

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    1. Rafabio
      13 years, 1 month ago

      No

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    2. Gooner Kebab
      13 years, 1 month ago

      dont do it

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  10. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Suarez(c) it is. Will take RVP points if they come.

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    1. Rafabio
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Good man.

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    2. SMOOTH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +1

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    3. Eboue
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Me too. Good luck!

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  11. Smarty Pants
    13 years, 1 month ago

    doors shut game updating

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  12. The Light Knight
    13 years, 1 month ago

    No Mata?

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    1. Billy Gilmore
      13 years, 1 month ago

      😯

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  13. isacki: full casual
    13 years, 1 month ago

    DING DING DING! Good luck everyone!

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  14. Gravy_Davey
    13 years, 1 month ago

    And now we wait.

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  15. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Game updating 🙂

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  17. Nopli -The Banned One (Solo…
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Torres definitely going go start.

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    1. Nopli -The Banned One (Solo…
      13 years, 1 month ago

      to*

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    2. Gravy_Davey
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Nah it's gonna be Ba., no one will be expecting it lol 😛

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  18. BenDavies
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Hope Dzeko starts..

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    1. Manamongst
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Gonna say yes. The way the game is sometimes...My team value is at 103.1, but I have purposefully held him in my theory that Pelegrini would more or less rest Aguero, and be too scared to play Negredo and Jovetic together.

      I think Dzeko gets a full 90 and Negredo sits around the 72nd with or without goals.

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  19. Matt Sk
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Lambert (c) bring it onn B-)

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    1. thetinkerman
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      This!!!

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    2. Manamongst
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I have a feeling he is floating out of favor, with the Osvaldo soon to emerge. Would be nice if they both could get it together...as they need one another.

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  20. Mak_Gold
    13 years, 1 month ago

    That's it. Good luck everyone! 🙂

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  21. Psakhotherapy
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Rooney (C). Shut it down

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  22. Mindless Freak
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Lukaku (C) Risk taken because languishing in the 1.8 million mark. Needed to take a risk, let's see how it goes.

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  23. MJ6987
    13 years, 1 month ago

    OMG I did it! I really captained Lukaku! 😯

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    1. Nopli -The Banned One (Solo…
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Balls

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      1. MJ6987
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Calculated risk I prefer to think of it!

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  24. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    13 years, 1 month ago

    #Martinez “Arouna Kone and Leon Osman have progressed very well so it wouldn’t be a surprise if they were available.” #EFC

    https://twitter.com/physioroom/status/383901802892365824

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    1. Valar(Keith)
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Timely 🙂

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  25. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Giggs Boson since when did you start trolling last minute?

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    1. Piggs Boson
      13 years, 1 month ago

      After the deadline is acceptable. Or clearly stating it's a troll 🙂

      I don't want to ruin people's teams 🙂

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      1. thetinkerman
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        13 years, 1 month ago

        Not really IMO

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    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Very surprising... You'd have to know him or else it's panic stations.

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  26. r0nh
    13 years, 1 month ago

    I changed to Giroud (C) last minute.

    He is due a goal.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Gnarby, Ryo playing on the wings doesn't really help

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      1. Manamongst
        13 years, 1 month ago

        actually it probably does...they will have loads of space and pass just as good. Passes from out wide aren´t really our bread and butter anyway. We have a couple of guys inside that are decent passers.

        In a moneyballesque perspective, they are not scoring threats, but they are unselfish service threats which boosts Giroud´s potential service level higher than average. Not to mention both press much further up the pitch than our illustrious Walcott and provide a higher susceptibility of the quick turnover up the pitch and bang bang assist service to Giroud.

        Just another way of looking at it.

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    2. joinho
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Risky, I've got him vc

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    3. Piggs Boson
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Nice.

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    4. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I knew you would. Sensible.

      Still kept Walcott..?

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  27. sir_efo
    13 years, 1 month ago

    DAVID LUIZ !!!

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  28. The Light Knight
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Kolarov (c) ... again

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    1. Billy Gilmore
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Never bench, never sell, always captain!

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      1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Never play, never buy, always remember the firs two... 😉

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 1 month ago

      good luck, didn't have the tekkers for that

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  29. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Good luck lads and ladies.

    May the points be with you and the injuries avoid you!

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  30. Nopli -The Banned One (Solo…
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Gnabry(C) 😎

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