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7 November 2013 2440 comments
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These are hazardous times. Shopping in midfield is a thankless task, with little value and consistency on offer, aside from a pair of dominant forces who threaten to break the season, along with the hearts and minds of those too stubborn to jump on board their seemingly relentless bandwagons.

In this latest episode of the podcast, I lay the blame for my inept season squarely at the feet of my failing midfield and my reluctance to give Aaron Ramsey the time of day. Oh, how I crave those predictable days of the ever-reliable “Power Five”.

Granville does his best to ensure that my moans fall on sympathetic ears, although his sniggering gives him away on more than one occasion. In between giggles, my co-host joins me to dissect the week’s transfer activity, preview the weekend’s fixtures and mastermind another mediocre Gameweek for the ScoutCast lineup.

Tread where others fear to tread via this link or laugh in the face of danger via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Will
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Amalfitano or Townsend (under 8.8) to replace Michu in this motley crew: http://willhow.es/lx4S

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    1. DRIZ ✅
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      Amal playing Chelsea away so i wouldn't. Townsend may face rotation.

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      1. Will
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        Rediculous brain meltdown - meant Arnautovic away to Swansea!

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        1. Reeker
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          I would definitely get Arnautovic

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    2. Jonny Bananas
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      Crüe 🙂

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  2. Scottys Army
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    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  3. Atwood
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    Evening gents,

    Anyone recommend any transfers? I have 2FT with 0.9 in the bank.

    Boruc
    Walker -- Clyne -- Chico
    Janujaz -- Michu -- Ramsey -- Oscar
    Rooney -- Suarez -- Giroud

    Subs: Davis -- Brady -- Coleman -- Garrido

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    1. Will
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      Michu > Amalfitano/Townsend/Lallana/Cabaye ... sit on the other FT?

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    2. Wirtzle Gummidge
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      Michu to Courtinho/Silva

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      1. Atwood
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        I like the sound of that Silva switch, think I might go for that

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  4. floydy_floyd
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    Here it is ...

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  5. Declan-
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    I did worse than Mark the last two weeks. Times are tough 😉

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    1. Declan
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      I feel your pain. 🙁

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  6. The Sarjeant
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    The Bookies Picks:

    So every Thursday night I've decided to compile together the bookies picks, which is similar to the scout picks, but it looks at who bet365 have priced as the most favourite to score and keep a clean sheet.

    To Keep a Clean Sheet:
    Liverpool: 1.80
    Chelsea: 1.83
    Southampton: 1.83
    Man City: 2.10
    Everton: 2.20
    Tottenham: 2.20
    Swansea: 2.25
    Aston Villa: 2.50
    Norwich: 3.00
    Man United: 3.40
    West Ham: 3.40
    Cardiff: 4.00
    Stoke: 4.00
    Arsenal: 4.33
    Hull: 5.00
    Crystal Palace: 5.50
    Newcastle: 6.50
    Sunderland: 8.00
    Fulham: 11.00
    West Brom: 11.00

    Goal Scorers: these players are the ones in the captain poll.

    To Score at Anytime:
    Luis Suarez: 1.66
    Daniel Sturridge: 1.72
    Sergio Aguero: 1.72
    Roberto Soldado: 2.00
    Romelu Lukaku: 2.10
    Christian Benteke: 2.25
    Robin Van Persie: 2.30
    Philippe Coutinho: 2.60
    Eden Hazard: 2.87
    Wayne Rooney: 3.00
    Olivier Giroud: 3.00
    Oscar: 3.25
    Loic Remy: 3.50
    David Silva: 3.50
    Yaya Toure: 3.50
    Adam Lallana: 3.75
    Mesut Ozil: 4.50
    Aaron Ramsey: 4.50

    To Score 2 or More: Top 5
    Luis Suarez: 3.75
    Daniel Sturridge: 4.00
    Sergio Aguero: 4.33
    Roberto Soldado: 5.50
    Romelu Lukaku: 6.50

    To Score 3 or More: Top 5
    Luis Suarez: 11.00
    Daniel Sturridge: 13.00
    Sergio Aguero: 13.00
    Roberto Soldado: 21.00
    Romelu Lukaku: 26.00

    The Bookies Team:
    The bookies team formation will be 4-3-3 each week.

    Goal Keeper: this will be selected from the team who has the lowest odds to keep a clean sheet.

    Defenders: this will be selected from the four highest teams who have the lowest odds to keep a clean sheet - the keeper and one defender will be from the same team.

    Midfielders: this will be selected from the three midfielders who have the lowest odds to score at anytime from the captain poll.

    Forwards: this will be selected from the three forwards who have the lowest odds to score at anytime from the captain poll.

    Bet365's XI:

    Mignolet
    Toure - Terry - Lovren - Nastasic
    Coutinho - Hazard - Oscar
    Suarez - Sturridge - Aguero

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    1. DRIZ ✅
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      Coutinhooooooooooooooooooooo

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      1. Acquafresca
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        This doesn't help me decision one bit 🙁

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        1. AK ⭐
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          Acqua. You've been thinking about Coutinho too?

          😆

          I am tempted, but not going without Arsenal cover, especially Ramsey, freaks me out.

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          1. Acquafresca
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            I have Ozil... but Ramsey is raping me atm

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            1. AK ⭐
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              He's raping everyone who doesn't have him.

              Coutinho or Ramsey then? One last time.

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              1. Beavis
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                I think I'm going Coutinho and gonna get Walcott in GW12 or 13.

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              2. Yank Revolution
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                RamRod

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Number of players I own in that team

      4

      But I have Clyne not Lovren

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    3. GreenWindmill
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      Interesting idea - 5 Liverpool is a bit cheeky 😉

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      1. The Sarjeant
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        I know lol, it would have been way too hard to do if I was limited to 3 players per team and money and subs etc.

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    4. Hibbo
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      Have an upvote. Enjoyed reading this post.

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  7. Richd
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    yay

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  8. LOCO ABREU
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    paulinho on for capue

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  9. AK ⭐
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    Acqua, tell me when you're ready to hit the button. 😉

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  10. Heydudes13
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    Lamelaaaaaa

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  11. Bubz
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    Lamelllaaaaaaaaaaa

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  12. Jax
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    Lamela Bandwagon

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  13. Jax
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    OMG Lamela

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  14. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Would anyone with Oscar consider swapping for Hazard outside of a wc?

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    1. LOCO ABREU
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      not me for now at least

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        That's what I thought

        I think if I was buying one now I'd take Hazard, but I wouldn't be about to swap.

        I did come up with the most ridiculous move though

        Oscar and Silva to Theo and Hazard 😆

        One of those first 2 needs to leave when Feo is back firing

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  15. LOCO ABREU
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    goal lamela,eriksen assist

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    1. Granville
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      Not sure that's not considered an assist.

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  16. BT31 - WE ARE ALL TINKERMEN…
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    Team for this week, go 523?

    Mignolet
    Johnson Terry Clyne Coleman NTaylor
    Yaya Ozil
    Suarez Giroud Rooney

    Lewis Ramsey Barkley Brady

    Not sure on benching Ramsey, but all the defenders look set for clean sheets.

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  17. AK ⭐
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    There you go, 7.6 million, ladies and gents.

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  18. Del Monte
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    This is the beginning for Lamela

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  19. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Why the feck can no one on here spell COUTINHO?

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    1. Heydudes13
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      All illiterate inbreds.

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    2. Dr Dream
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      Is it a spelling test ?

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    3. Bubz
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      Cooteenyho

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    4. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      It would help if he was a better player. People make more of an effort to spell a player's name right when they're not dreadful

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  20. kennethrhcp
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    repost... mark posted this link just after me... bad form 😉

    front 8 of:
    michu, ozil, hazard, amalf, whittingham
    suarez, giroud, lukaku

    any thoughts on possible moves? (1FT, 0.1mil in bank)

    thinking of saving the FT, take a hit on michu's price & just play 433 this week. the defender who'd start ahea of michu & amalf would be vlaar (CAR)

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  21. DRIZ ✅
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    Michu > Lamela?

    Hazard > Lamela?

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    1. Declan
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      😆

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Both, get 2 Lamela's then you'll have 2 non-PL-starters, easier for the rest of us 😉

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  22. Heydudes13
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    Can't help but think Lamela will be a stone cold bargain when he gets going. He might start next week with this performance.

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    1. Jax
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      they don't have a game next week

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    2. LOCO ABREU
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      good bet for the winter wc,him or eriksen

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  23. Granville
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    • 16 Years
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    Lamela to start ahead of Townsend this weekend to give Mark another headache. 😆

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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      😡

      Mark isn't the only one who fell in love with the # of shots.

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  24. Declan
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    Lamela (C) ?

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    1. Granville
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      Sheer desperation isnt it. Coutinho, Lamela, Nasri.

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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        To be fair, Lamela will become an option at some point, given his talent and track record. We all need he needs time to adjust. His price is also becoming very appealing. Could be a great post-January option.

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        1. Hibbo
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          This is true. Once this lad is nailed and great value he could spring from the pack.

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          1. Granville
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            I'm sure he will be eventually. But in any normal season you would never consider picking players that are neither nailed on or have actually scored a goal

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              *points to Kolarov in own team* 😎

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              1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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                Just added Nasri

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      2. Declan
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        Eni mini miny moe....

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  25. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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    Scoutcastttttttttt

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      run that bath Comrade

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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        Already running 😎

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  26. Hibbo
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    Pick three from...

    A. Clyne
    B. Dawson
    C. Toure
    D. Coleman

    ps I have Boruc in nets...

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    1. Declan
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      Toure won't start imo.

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      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Currently have him benched. Top odds on a Pool CS bit mad saying they aint kept one in donkies.

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  27. Acquafresca
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    Lamela draws the PK with some fancy footwork

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  28. Heydudes13
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    Lamela confirmed starting on Sunday. Dazzling display.

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    1. Demí
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      Hopefully drops Townsend

      You watching Del Potro btw? Going into a 3rd set decider

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  29. Jax
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    2-0 spuds.

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  30. Jax
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    spurs in getting a penalty non shocka

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