634x258 The Knee Jerk
4 December 2013 4526 comments
Mark Mark
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A midweek programme under lights provides an avalanche of points as Luis Suarez delivers one of the biggest solo hauls in memory. By contrast, Wayne Rooney’s evening was blighted by a blank, a fifth booking and a home defeat as United’s title challenge withers before Christmas.

The Game Changer

Prior to tonight’s Anfield clash with Norwich, Brendan Rodgers remarked that Liverpool could not depend solely on Luis Suarez for goals following the injury to Daniel Sturridge. Within half an hour, Suarez had emphatically proved him wrong.

It’s ironic that, on an evening where Yaya Toure and Eden Hazard made up ground on Aaron Ramsey’s relentless midfield profits, a striker dominated once again. Suarez, like Sergio Aguero weeks before, stuck to the script to fire a devastating haul of four goals and an assist as he returned to haunt Norwich who continue to haemorrhage goals on their travels.

That shouldn’t detract from Suarez’s display. Thirteen strikes in just nine Premier League starts represents form that matches the very best spells we saw from Robin van Persie last season. In simple terms, Suarez has become essential. Not least to offer a captaincy option who almost guarantees regular returns with the propensity to explode to levels that no other player, not even the prolific Aguero, can match.

The Selection Poser

United’s home defeat came packaged with a bitter pill for Wayne Rooney owners who had to watch on while both Suarez and Aguero returned to the scoresheet while their man blanked. That was compounded by a fifth booking of the season, which guarantees another blank to follow as Rooney sits out the home clash with Newcastle in Saturday’s early kick-off.

It remains to be seen how this will influence transfer trends in the next few days but, having harvested large numbers of investors since his brace at Spurs, Rooney could now be set for heavy sales and a rapid price drop over the next ten days.

Elsewhere, rotation took a chunk out of our squads once again, with an array of talent “rested” to the bench. Olivier Giroud’s remaining owners were perturbed by the news that the Frenchman was handed a much-needed break with a Hull City defence, sans Curtis Davies, arriving at the Emirates. With Nicklas Bendtner firing an unlikely early goal, there may even be further fidgeting required. The last thing Giroud’s owners wanted or expected was the much-maligned Dane suggesting he could deputise as the lone striker from this point on. Nevertheless, an immediate recall against Everton is surely on the cards for the seven-goal Frenchman.

Stephane Sessegnon’s plight looks more serious. Ranked highly in the Watchlist off the back of decent early form for the Baggies, coupled with an enviable set of fixtures, the Benin international has laboured of late and Steve Clarke’s decision to bench him this evening may well be more damaging.

Typically, Sessegnon’s flame has faded badly. Having been the catalyst for much of West Brom’s attacking verve in their five-match unbeaten run which included the win at Old Trafford, he’s slipped back into obscurity at a time when the fixture computer appeared to hand him the chance to establish himself as a mid-price midfield asset of note.

Once again, those who took a punt on a midfield differential have been let down and Sessegnon’s owners will now be wondering if their man can win a recall for the visit of Norwich at the weekend.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. DÏLKS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Top evening. 99 points after baps and Derby up to 4th! 😀

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    1. Crouch Potato!
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Over a hundred, QPR joint top, and we gave you McClarean! Up yours! 🙂

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      1. DÏLKS
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Wait till the end of the season and say that! 😉 Stevie Mac your loss! Not lost since he's been in charge!

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    2. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Downside is living in Derby

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      1. DÏLKS
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Lmfao! 😆 Not with the vibe we've got at the moment!

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  2. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Get your finger out FPl, get Gerrard's assist/s added!

    Are they waiting to watch them on MOTD?

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    1. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      They're waiting for Mark to tell them it's definitely an assist 😉

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    2. Sess!
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      12 years, 4 days ago

      Well he's got one. Is he def due another? Would love it if so.

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      1. MJ6987
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        12 years, 4 days ago

        Should be definitely another one...the first goal, Gerrard headed it to Suarez, touched by defender but the intended destination was not changed...assist

        The second goal, Gerrard may have got a flick on Coutinho's cross.

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    3. DoobNoob
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      yeah whats happening regarding the assist/s he wasnt given?

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    4. chandramouli
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      i too mailed them.. hope they add. match points still live...

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      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        what email address do I have to email about it?

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    5. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      mailed them too.. annoyin

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  3. Alan Hansen's Emu
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Thoughts on who I should trade Sess for?

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    1. Podge
      • 14 Years
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      Shelvey, saying it for days now but no one listens 🙁

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  4. FPL Blow-In
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Chances of Mata starting again this weekend

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  5. DoobNoob
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    How much do we expect rooney to drop in price due to his suspension?

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    1. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      0.6

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    2. Podge
      • 14 Years
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      .4-.5

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    3. DoobNoob
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      no way...

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    4. jonnybhoy
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      .1 maybe .2 no more

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      1. DoobNoob
        • 13 Years
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        agreeded

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    5. DoobNoob
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      i thought a player couldnt rise or fall in price by more than 0.3 in one gameweek?

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  6. Podge
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Gonna sell Rooney obviously but who to get ?
    Dont want Aguero, Benteke or Donkey
    Not really any decent options 🙁

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    1. Tobiathan
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Then keep him, its only 1 week

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      1. Podge
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        I'll get him back cheaper next week thanks 🙂

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    2. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Aguero has some cracking fixtures if you take his home form into account. Relatively handy away matches, home games against Arsenal (granted will be tough) and Liverpool (who are about as defensively fearsome as a group of toddlers that've been given too much cough medicine).

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  7. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Walker on for a second assist, correct?

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    1. Viper
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Doubt it, he is on for 3 bps though..

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  8. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Oh my God! Just seen the scores!

    I missed all the big hauls last year!! Now its happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rival captained Rooney too.

    Better than Sex!!!! 🙂

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    1. Shifty
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      😆

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    2. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      I think it might be time to change girlfriend!

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  9. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Have I got my subs right for next week unsure on defence
    Mignolet, (Krul)
    Ward, Turner, Terry, (Mertesacker, Coleman)
    Hazard, Yaya, Ramsey, Brunt, (Ravel)
    Lukaku, Aguero, Suarez (c)

    Thoughts please

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  10. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Where is everyone seeing BPS appear from?

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    1. Podge
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Detailed stats under each result on FPL

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    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      TotalFPL.com ......Bonus Points tab.

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  11. jonnybhoy
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    top 170k 94 points after baps? Rise yeah or no and where to? guesses of course

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    1. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Are you for real? Stupid question.

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      1. jonnybhoy
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Not exactly a stupid question it's a rough guess

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        1. Mr Smith
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 4 days ago

          Nope, about as stupid as it comes tbh.

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    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Well you're obviously gonna get a rise. How much will depend on the average which will be high with likes of hazard and yaya scoring well and of course suarez (c).

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    3. Podge
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Maybe 130k or so

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    4. Saint Domingo
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Average will be below 60 so massive green arrow

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      1. jonnybhoy
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        cheers buddy

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  12. Captain Shirokov
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    12 years, 4 days ago

    Need to get Haz

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      (c) GW16

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      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Just be careful of rotation, although I'm pretty confident he'll start.

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Mata to Hazard, Shaw to Gabbison -4 for me.

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      1. FPL Blow-In
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Will mata definitely not start this weekend?

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    3. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Same here, but would mean losing ozil or gerrard. Maybe time to let ozil go as few tough games coming up. Seems silly how well he's scoring though.

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  13. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    So, just the 4 red flags in my squad.

    Oh, and the three doubts.

    And two whole days to fix it all.

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  14. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Evs, it's all your fault 😡

    Was getting Marshall... until you "convinced" me to get Pantomime 😛

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Why do you always copy him?

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        I don't... I got Rooney for an 8pt hit to prove it 😆

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    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Huh!

      Try the reverse 😉

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  15. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Does the fact BBC managed to get out MotD only 45 minutes after the last game finished rule out the possibility that they record the commentary after the games?

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    1. beric
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      for today at least

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  16. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Ozil > Hazard now?

    Or wait till after the weekend?

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    1. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      wait

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    2. BMox81
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      I'm going ultra casual and going Özil and Oscar out, Haz and Yaya in.

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  17. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    do we think United will stay up?

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    1. Podge
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Just

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  18. Declan
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Mertes 1 Bap gone also. 🙁

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    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Just seen. Crap. Leaves me on 91pts all out. I preferred 92.

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  19. beric
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    definitely getting hazard for a -4 this week

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    1. mgilbert86
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      risk of being rested though?

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      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        No chance.

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    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      +1

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  20. Viper
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    12 years, 4 days ago

    116 (-4)

    I might aswell just retire now. This is as good as it'd gonna get.

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      Incredible. Highest SGW score I've ever seen.

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    2. Declan
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      105 here. Delighted.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Exactly the same score here too!

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        1. Declan
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 4 days ago

          Noice!

          I can actually laugh at Delph sitting on the bench with 13 this GW. 🙂

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          1. isacki: full casual
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 4 days ago

            I couldn't believe Delph owners coming out when he scored

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    3. Granville
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      That's almost 50 points more than me.

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  21. Holy See
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Bap for Bendtner #wellinever

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  22. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Fellaini was abysmal today, still yet to see a decent performance in a United shirt.

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    1. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      How much did he cost?

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      1. Parm
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        • 13 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Too much.

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        1. Mr Smith
          • 15 Years
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          😎

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    2. Sess!
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      12 years, 4 days ago

      One of the worst transfers in history. Worst thing is, like the Carroll one to Liverpool, most knew it would end in tears.

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  23. DÏLKS
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    12 years, 4 days ago

    What's happened to Vlaar? Only 45 mins?

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  24. mgilbert86
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Yaya toure is not overpriced when you look at his point returns versus other midfielders...

    thoughts...

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    1. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Haven't owned him or Ramsey so far. Think I'm getting both now

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    2. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Well that's obvious as he's pretty high up there as far as points are concerned.

      It's whether or not he will keep it up. Currently, we are all in denial and think he won't.

      🙁

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        The real killer is that positionally he's got more advanced too. That changes the whole rationale

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    3. lespaul
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      well thats a stupid question after he scores 2 goals

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  25. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Would you get in Oviedo or Jagielka if you already have Lukaku and Coleman for GW16 onwards?

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  26. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Only Aguero, Suarez and Ramsey have got a higher PPG than Ozil.

    That includes Rooney.

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    1. Crouch Potato!
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      12 years, 4 days ago

      I ain't surprised, add its gonna keep growing!

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    2. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
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      Wowzers great stat, have an up vote. Might have to keep now.

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  27. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Guys...

    Surely that is a JOHN TERRY own goal? Did it get given?

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      No

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  28. Chef Ramsey
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    10.1 to spend on a forward
    who?

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  29. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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    12 years, 4 days ago

    5 mins away from winning my fa cup tie. This game can be cruel at times 🙁

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  30. Declan
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    12 years, 4 days ago

    Chelsea actually can't defend 😯

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      I've been saying this for weeks but everyone was like MOURINHO IS GENIUS

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