[sbu_large_image] Preamble
21 December 2013 1617 comments
Mark Mark
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This is a time for family and feasting. A time to indulge those you love and the treats and temptations around us. For Fantasy managers, however, Christmas offers us a tortuous programme that clashes with such merriment and has us break etiquette and risk the wrath of loved ones. We embrace the fixture frenzy that Christmas brings – it’s all that family and friends nonsense that gets in the way.

Every year I’m amazed by the numbers. While I’m reliably informed that, by January, the typical Fantasy Football player base has dropped off by 50%, on our pages we see no such trend. The Christmas spell is a boom period.

It leads me to ponder that, if Fantasy Football is a drug for the enthusiastic “hardcore” player, then the Christmas period is a pure and relentless hit that renders us giddy with the possibilities and often exhausts us with its outcomes. This is no time to shelve our lineups and pursue the expected Christmas agenda – our time is dictated by deadlines, kick-off times and the live television schedule. We need our fix and it’s never been so plentiful.

And yet, I know full well I will have to make concessions. I know that, come Boxing Day, my excited expectations for my teams will have to be hushed amongst company, limited to a smuggled mobile phone under the dinner table and improbably frequent toilet breaks that will have loved ones concerned about the condition of my bladder.

It’s a painful experience (not the bladder) to maintain the threads of conversation over dinner when the mind is drifting to the chances of Marko Arnautovic notching for Stoke. It’s unnatural, unnecessary and against all that Christmas stands for. And yet, for myself and doubtless other Fantasy managers, it’s become the norm.

Hands up, then. The normal service will be interrupted. Pulls and responsibilities, the magic of seeing my near two-year-old experience all that Christmas brings will distract me and those who help me to fuel your own obsession at this time. But I’ll sneak and cajole, win brownie points and trade them for time to be amongst you. Enjoy the festivities.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. The Finnisher
    12 years, 10 months ago

    *repeatedly refreshes page so I can get rid of C**tinho*

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    1. Chris_White
      12 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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      1. Flying Nugget
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 10 months ago

        if he gets anything less than 7 points today he's out

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        1. The Finnisher
          12 years, 10 months ago

          If he gets 14 goals he's still out.

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    2. Christina.
      12 years, 10 months ago

      What trannies did you do Jackers?

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      1. The Finnisher
        12 years, 10 months ago

        🙁

        Aguero to Rooney

        🙁

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        1. Christina.
          12 years, 10 months ago

          😕

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    3. Jafooli
      12 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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  2. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 10 months ago

    You can be my hero Welbeck!

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I need a hero!

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      12 years, 10 months ago

      You can take away the pain

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    3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Not this weekend Welbeck!

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    4. Demel
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I hope you are right!

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  3. big oak
    12 years, 10 months ago

    some fun until the update is finished
    http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-motorcycle-race-gif.gif

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    1. Christina.
      12 years, 10 months ago

      😯

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    2. Hybrid.power
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      12 years, 10 months ago

      Totally meant to do that.

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  4. Defcons are for Kinnear
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Can't wait to see 'Top 1K' stats. see how many didn't (c) Suarez

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    1. Lord Flashheart
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      12 years, 10 months ago

      2

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  5. crystalpalaceRus
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Since everyone is captaining Suarez, coutinho assisting every goal he scores would be amazing for those that have him too.

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  6. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 10 months ago

    The Cardiff City team bus has just arrived at Anfield, Malky Mackay is first off and gives a thumbs up to the waiting media - BBC

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Have we parked it in the correct six yard box?

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Brilliant 🙂

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Vincent Tan likes this!

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Vincent Tan wrote: See! We are good friends!

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  7. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    12 years, 10 months ago

    The tweet of no rafael and no rooney in the squad comes from a guy who waits outside the team hotel and notes down who he sees.

    Not conclusive by any way but it's all we have

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    1. Scottys Army
      12 years, 10 months ago

      did he see evra .....

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      1. Heydudes13
        12 years, 10 months ago

        You love Evra.

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        1. Scottys Army
          12 years, 10 months ago

          i do , stop being a homophobe

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          1. Heydudes13
            12 years, 10 months ago

            Pleased for you.

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    2. THE Wild Rover
      12 years, 10 months ago

      And I thought WE had no life..

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    3. Jafooli
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Demi?

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Just one of his mignions

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    4. Tim Canterbury
      12 years, 10 months ago

      It's not all we have. Give it a rest

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    5. Crouch Potato!
      12 years, 10 months ago

      What if he only sees 7 players?

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      1. Scottys Army
        12 years, 10 months ago

        7 a side game .....

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      2. big oak
        12 years, 10 months ago

        errrr.....

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    6. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      So a shitter train spotter

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    7. Derailed Bandwagon
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Hotel? The home teams either meet at the training ground and arrive on a coach together or drive straight to the ground. So what ever he said is BS

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  8. 0thebrodie
    12 years, 10 months ago

    I hope Negredo and Lukaku draw blank and Rooney starts 🙂

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  9. Optimus.
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Did JWP > Sterling for a hit in a panic at 11.29...He's first sub 😯

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    1. Jafooli
      12 years, 10 months ago

      😯

      so how many's that this week?

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  10. Bøwstring The Carp
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Rooney (c), Negredo (vc).

    Let's do this 😎

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    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      12 years, 10 months ago

      😯

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    2. Aurora
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Good Luck

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    3. The Missing Link
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Welbeck (c) 😀

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  11. GreennRed
    12 years, 10 months ago

    When will Vlaar play for Villa again? His "imminent" return is becoming Chester-like 🙁

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    1. Jafooli
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah it's been a right kick in the sour plumbs........needed him this week.

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      1. GreennRed
        12 years, 10 months ago

        I started him, on the off chance! Will hold cos Rat back gives me 4 fit defenders. Villa defence and overall will improve when Caotain Ron is back.

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  12. Piggs Boson
    12 years, 10 months ago

    By the looking at the way he walked of the pitch, and how he missed the Carling Cup, we can safety say that Rooney's injury is grade 1 bullshit.

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    1. Scottys Army
      12 years, 10 months ago

      hat off GB

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    2. GreennRed
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Fair play to ye if Rooney plays and rips it up.

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  13. Defcons are for Kinnear
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Why was my comment removed? all I asked was who will you captain GW18

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Bottom of previous page

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    2. boredjames
      12 years, 10 months ago

      superfluous.

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    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Never saw it, sorry.

      No idea about the captain. Lukaku maybe.

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    4. Namtab Nomolos
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Posts on pages are not final and can move to previous pages once the servers all align

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  14. Aurora
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Cardiff are gonna go all out today if its Malkays last game in charge

    Be warned Mignolet!

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    1. FACUPARSE
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I have Marshall playing, and think he could do a superman performance

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  15. 0thebrodie
    12 years, 10 months ago

    I hope I make the Cup this gameweek after a -16 hit.

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    1. Konig Luther
      12 years, 10 months ago

      hits didn't count, i think

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    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Doubt anyone from the site will make the last 8.

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  16. Demel
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Having Negredo and Welbeck up front feels different, a bit exciting but pretty damn scary!

    A midfield of Silva, Hazard, Ramsey and Walcott eases the anxiety a little!

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    1. Jebiga
      12 years, 10 months ago

      wooow, i like your players, this team can be genious !

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  17. Defcons are for Kinnear
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Unless your name is Demi, please keep quiet. The same again at 1:55pm.

    Yours sincerly

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    2. Epic Fail
      12 years, 10 months ago

      We can't speak?

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  18. Demí
    12 years, 10 months ago

    LFC team v Cardiff: Mignolet, Johnson, Flanagan, Skrtel, Sakho, Lucas, Allen, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Suarez

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    1. Demí
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Confirmed #LFC subs v Cardiff: Jones, Toure, Agger, Alberto, Aspas, Moses, Kelly

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    2. Aurora
      12 years, 10 months ago

      No surprises there then

      Cheers Demi 🙂

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    3. Tim Canterbury
      12 years, 10 months ago

      As expected

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    4. GreennRed
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Sweet. Thanks Demi.

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    5. Chris_White
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Gwan Raheem

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
        12 years, 10 months ago

        +20k

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    6. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Henderson? Erghhh

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    7. 0thebrodie
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Thank You.

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    8. Bubz
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Suarez starts!

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      1. Jax
        12 years, 10 months ago

        really...and i heard the pope is catholic also.

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    9. Jebiga
      12 years, 10 months ago

      flanagan and suarez. yes

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    10. Tangerine Army XI
      12 years, 10 months ago

      No Aspas 🙁

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    11. Chucky
      12 years, 10 months ago

      cheers
      GJ Flano & Suarez 😎

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  19. Crouch Potato!
    12 years, 10 months ago

    I'm still standing outside the hotel, Welbeck hasjust walk past and I've also been informed the soup of the day is potato and leek!

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    1. Mull
      12 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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    2. Scottys Army
      12 years, 10 months ago

      yuk

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    3. Namtab Nomolos
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Says Potato, as he leaks team news

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      1. Crouch Potato!
        12 years, 10 months ago

        🙂 V nice!

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      2. Crouch Potato!
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Souper even!

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    4. Christina.
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Run spud! Run!

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    5. Chris_White
      12 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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    6. Champy
      12 years, 10 months ago

      If it's potato aren't you a tad nervous

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      1. Crouch Potato!
        12 years, 10 months ago

        I feel a bit stewpid alright!

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    7. Epic Fail
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Select didn't wash his hands after a number 2.

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      1. Epic Fail
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Welbeck. Damn auto correct.

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    8. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      12 years, 10 months ago

      isnt that jones' expression of the day

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    9. SPorting
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Rooney looks like a potato, right?

      That has to be some sort of confirmation that he's playing.

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  20. Christina.
    12 years, 10 months ago

    This is a waste of a gameweek.

    Absolutely nothing will happen with our ranks.

    Everyone has Suarez(c)

    Some random dead team with Crouch(C) will be the highest scorer.

    A waste.

    I'm telling you.

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    1. Demel
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Completely disagree. We all have Suarez captain but injuries to Rooney and Aguero livens things up

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      1. Iwantmorepointsthanks
        12 years, 10 months ago

        this.
        a lot of re-shuffling. people getting Chakmakh, Hooper, Gouffran etc.

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        1. Christina.
          12 years, 10 months ago

          Really?

          They have now clue then.

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          1. GREENDREAMS11
            12 years, 10 months ago

            Really, I bought Hooper and feel mighty fine about it.

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          2. GREENDREAMS11
            12 years, 10 months ago

            Also, I think you meant to say. "No" clue there

            😉

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    2. Defcons are for Kinnear
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Random dead teams #FTW

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    3. GreennRed
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Gouffran hatty 🙂

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    4. Mr Smith
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I think it's more about damage limitation this week with lots taking hits.

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    5. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      12 years, 10 months ago

      My differential hopes are pinned on:

      Sessengnon. Jesus wept

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      1. Christina.
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Same here.

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    6. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      12 years, 10 months ago

      you do have other players

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      1. Christina.
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Of course.

        Sess.

        lol

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    7. Epic Fail
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I bet you any money our ranks change.

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    8. Wilshere Knowledge
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I have some players other than my captain though...

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    9. Jax
      12 years, 10 months ago

      then you should have got crouch

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    10. Woy of the Wovers
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Don't forget the 4pts gained on those taking hits.

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      1. Christina.
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Aah...10k up in ranking.

        Boooooring.

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  21. SW6
    12 years, 10 months ago

    I bought Wes Brown and Barry Bannan this week. How depressing.

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Could have been Chamak too. Strange days.

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        12 years, 10 months ago

        hey!

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    2. Assisting you all day
      12 years, 10 months ago

      i thought i was the only one who bought wes brown on here 😉

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    3. Beavis
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I got Brown as well. Hope he makes to the WC and doesn't get injured!

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      1. SW6
        12 years, 10 months ago

        😀 This is the only thing I want from him. Any CS would be a bonus

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    4. Derailed Bandwagon
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I bought Walcott, Adebayor, & Berbatov 😎

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      1. SW6
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Adebayor 😯

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        1. Derailed Bandwagon
          12 years, 10 months ago

          Why not 😉

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    5. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Silva and Berbatov 😛

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      1. SW6
        12 years, 10 months ago

        I envy you. If Berba scores today I'm going to have to buy him.

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    6. droginexile
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I bought chester and bannan, feels ok though cos it was to bring in Negredo 🙂

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  22. Plagued by indecision
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Off for Christmas this afternoon and will have no internet access, so have to sort my Boxing Day team in the next few hours.

    PLan was always to do Ozil > Walcott(C). Should I go for it?

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    1. Jebiga
      12 years, 10 months ago

      why not ?

      im thinking the same with rambo > wally

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    2. Mr Smith
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah why not, Wally could be 50pts and 0.7m higher come 2nd Jan.

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      1. Jebiga
        12 years, 10 months ago

        +1

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    3. Plagued by indecision
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Thanks guys. Will pull the trigger now.

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  23. Your Mum's Athletic
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Liverpool subs: Jones, Toure, MOVES LIKE, Alberto, Aspas, Moses, Kelly

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  24. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    12 years, 10 months ago

    wife is out for the weekend...... time to get beer and a fiendishly hot curry

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Gonna change the locks too?

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        12 years, 10 months ago

        nah just the toilet....

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    2. Namtab Nomolos
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Damn I hate when people get confirmed out only after the deadline.

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        12 years, 10 months ago

        have a 1up 😆

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    3. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      My missus is away for 2 weeks. I actually don't know what to do with myself. So much free time, so much playstation, so much booze.

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      1. Christina.
        12 years, 10 months ago

        So your wife is not home for Xmas?

        Phonesex?

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        1. Hybrid.power
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          12 years, 10 months ago

          Still just a girlfriend! 7 years though...She's back home with her family. Phonesex? http://i.imgur.com/nQho558.gif

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    4. Piggs Boson
      12 years, 10 months ago

      And her best friend over 😉

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      1. FACUPARSE
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Such a giggsy post

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        1. rvp786
          12 years, 10 months ago

          bust a wankkkk. probably more action than u been getting in last 7 yrs 🙂

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  25. megatronaldinho
    12 years, 10 months ago

    did i have a comment removed? it was only a bad joke. no it wasn't. it was great. but fk pineapples. or not. as the case may be

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      12 years, 10 months ago

      pineapplephobic posts are not allowed

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  26. Syd.
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Any good priced footie naps???

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  27. Defcons are for Kinnear
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Cardiff line up?

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    1. Ludo
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Don't worry, Burner (C) should start!

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  28. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Can you name the worst starting players in any of the premier league teams?

    Man City: Milner
    Liverpool: Henderson
    Man Utd: Fellaini
    Chelsea: Torres

    Any more?

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    1. The Finnisher
      12 years, 10 months ago

      well Milner/Fellaini rarely start in a fully fit team do they?

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    2. Beavis
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Milner is not a starting player
      Henderson is definitely not the worst starting player in Liverpool's lineup.
      Fellaini is not a starting player.
      Torres I agree with

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    3. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Spurs / Towestand

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    4. SW6
      12 years, 10 months ago

      City: Hart
      Utd: Cleverley
      Chelsea: Torres

      I would say Henderson but he was awesome against Spurs

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      1. King H
        12 years, 10 months ago

        chelsea .. mikel
        man u .. evans
        man city .. demechilis
        arsenal ... arteta

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    5. Jebiga
      12 years, 10 months ago

      delete milner from that list 🙂

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    6. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Milner and Hendo and Fellani are class.

      Liverpool: Coutinho
      ManCity: Nasri
      ManU: Where to begin...
      Chelsea: Torres
      Arsenal: Wilshere

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Spurs: Chadli
        NewCastle: Ben Arfa
        Stoke: Wilson
        Southampton: Shaw

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        1. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
          12 years, 10 months ago

          Ben Arfa? You kidding!

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    7. asquishypotato
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      The entire united midfield bar Carrick? Or is your bias blinding you?

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  29. Aurora
    12 years, 10 months ago

    LOL david cameron thinks west ham will beat United 2-0

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    1. FACUPARSE
      12 years, 10 months ago

      He also thinks he's doing a good job

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      1. King H
        12 years, 10 months ago

        hahahaha

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    2. Defcons are for Kinnear
      12 years, 10 months ago

      That's why this country is in the sate that it is

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    3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Man is BRILLIANT! It will happen

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  30. The Finnisher
    12 years, 10 months ago

    😆 I can't believe that was deleted, it was harmless. Ya big girls blouse 😉

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    1. Scottys Army
      12 years, 10 months ago

      it was clearly a joke

      bad modding

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      1. The Finnisher
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Haha I don't care much, but I'm surprised the mods/a mod did!

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    2. Piggs Boson
      12 years, 10 months ago

      ZERO chance of harm. Over-modded.

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