634x258 Preamble
1 February 2014 1965 comments
Mark Mark
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I’m partial to a flutter but I’m hardly a seasoned gambler. Even so, I’m aware of the concept of “chasing losses” – I also know that any experienced punter will tell you that it’s a mug’s game.

Until Tuesday night, I wasn’t really sure just how this applied to Fantasy Football. How, when desperation kicks in, your better judgement can go out the window as you ignore the obvious option and search out the long shot.

Let’s face it, handing Wilfred Bony my Gameweek 23 armband was a travesty. I can and will point to the logic behind the decision – I can talk about about the Ivorian’s form, of Fulham’s fragility. Even so, that doesn’t detract from the fact that, deep down, I knew that Luis Suarez would punish me.

As I mentioned in this week’s ScoutCast, I stood for a full thirty seconds at my front door at 7.28, key in hand, ready to burst back in and correct my madness. Foolishly, I chose to turn and head to Tesco. Those pizzas might have been buy one, get one free but they cost me dearly.

Such outlandish decision-making is in stark contrast to the methods employed by our own Jonty – a Fantasy manager who has profited from backing the favourite. Jonty has reveled in his “dullard” moniker and can point to an impressive ranking and a profitable Wildcard that has left even Hall of Fame legend, Evs, in his wake.

In Thursday’s ScoutCast I was asked what I’ve learned this season. Jonty’s campaign, coupled with my season-long failed quest to seek out effective differentials has taught me that my enthusiasm to look for the spectacular long ball, rather than settle for the sideways pass, has hurt me the most. I’m constantly trying to be Glenn Hoddle and Jonty, pulling off his best Ray Wilkins impression, is making me look silly.

I’d like to think I’ve learned a lesson but, only this week, I was fully contemplating tossing four points into the air and backing Robin van Persie at Stoke. There I was, listening to Granville spelling out the obvious move – Edin Dzeko in for the injured Sergio Aguero to keep the City cover – and I was plotting another foolish 60-yard “Hail Mary”.

While this may disappoint those who listened in, I think I’m going to have to rethink. I daren’t try another Hollywood pass for a while.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. tw
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    A) Ade + AJ
    B) Dzeko + Lallana

    Have Silva

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  2. Wilberto
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    Suarez, Sturridge... Pick one of Benteke, Dzeko, Adebayor or Giroud?

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    1. tw
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      dzeko or ade

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    2. Chucky
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      adeba

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  3. Dial Square
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    Most nailed on 3.9 defenders?

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    1. The Albatross
      • 16 Years
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      Bruce I think

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  4. Ste7ieBoy
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    Bench Januzaj or Lallana this GW?

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    1. The Albatross
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      Jan

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  5. Repetive Expletive
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    Who to play
    a) Lalalalalana
    b) Hazard

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    1. The Albatross
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      I'm playing both but if you need an answer I'll go for Lallana

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    2. Ste7ieBoy
      • 15 Years
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      Hazard

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  6. DonTheSpecialOne
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    • 15 Years
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    I can't make up my mind - Sturridge really The man to sub Kun with? Too many options

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    1. tw
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      yes

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
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        SAS 😮 cheers TW

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
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      I went for him

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
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        • 15 Years
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        Keep calm and follow The Champ?

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    3. don parcheesi
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      yeah, that's who I went with. Boring, but solid (like Jonty in the article)

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      1. Tatty Bojangles
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        Although Jonty has seemingly gone for Rooney this week 🙂

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      • 12 Years
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      one option: http://imgur.com/8OJTDBS

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
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        • 15 Years
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        😀

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    4. Pinoche
      • 13 Years
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      Yes

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    5. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      This. Next week can swap for a City attacker of your choice for the 2 home routs.

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    6. In Like Flynn.
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      5 of next 6 are good, I'm in.

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
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        Cheers Flynn! And everyone else

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  7. r0scr0w
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    Everyone to their own but why are people overlooking Eriksen? 3 goals 3 assists in last 6 games since playing in his natural position. Seems a bargain.

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    1. BantamPhil
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      I have Made, just don't fancy double Spurs

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      1. BantamPhil
        • 12 Years
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        *Ade

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    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Not me. In in WC GW21.

      Agree with you.

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    3. RabMac
      • 12 Years
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      Have Ade and don't want double Spurs.

      My options was J Rod + Eriksen or Ade + Lallana.

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  8. BantamPhil
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    Wolves got torn apart on transfer deadline day

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      Draw with Bradford today?

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      1. BantamPhil
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        Unlikely, we haven't won for 10 games

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  9. Forzancfc
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    Thoughts on how to fix this team?

    Ramsey - mata
    Aguero - dzeko?

    Boruc

    Clyne - Ward - Kolarov
    Mata - Hazard - Gnabry - Barkley
    Suarez - Sturrige - Aguero

    Mannone - Coleman - Bruce - Ramsey

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  10. FACUPARSE
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    Suarez or Sturrdige are going to smash WBA tomorrow.

    Captaining anyone else is a bad move

    They just conceded 4 against Villa

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  11. GST
    • 12 Years
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    Quick RMT for this week......

    Azpi. Sag. Chambers. ( Ward Coleman)

    Haz. Ozil. Silva. Lall ( Colback)

    Roon Giroud. Suarez

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  12. Liastro ⭐️
    • 13 Years
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    Best sub 4.4 defenders?

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      Yoshida with Wanyama back potentially.

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  13. Wilberto
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    Please rate my WC team:

    Adrian (Mannone)
    Evans - Koscielny - Fabio (Yoshida, Coleman)
    Mirallas (C) - Mata - Hazard - Lallana (Ward-Prowse)
    Dzeko - Suarez - Sturridge

    1.8 in the bank.

    Any suggestions for improvement?!
    How about the defence, how could I improve it?

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    1. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Ditch Ward_Prowse and swap Mirallas for Eriksen and get captain on Suarez

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  14. GREENDREAMS11
    • 16 Years
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    Lol @ Mark and his preamble, as the weeks go on the more amusing they seem to be getting. Not sure if this is his intention or not but made me chuckle, again.

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
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      Yes but he will do well to beat the missus comment. That should be carved in Stone somewhere.

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  15. Lazarus
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    Play Nasty or Ward??

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      Ward will play, and "might" get something.

      Isn't Nasty now behind Dechiwhatshisface?

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  16. Egg noodle
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    1) Best Swansea coverage?

    2) Best Cardiff coverage?

    I promise to pray for your team in return for your answers

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      • 12 Years
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      1) Defence: Chico / Attack: Bony

      2) Defence: Caulker or Fabio / Attack: Campbell

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      1. Egg noodle
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        Thanks buddy good luck

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    1. RabMac
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      Bony/Shelvey

      Campbell/Mutch

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  17. Sting
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    • 13 Years
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    Marshall or Mannone, who starts ?

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    1. Nelson Vivas Fan Club
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      both

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  18. Wilberto
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    Suarez, Sturridge... Pick one of Benteke, Giroud, Adebayor, Dzeko?

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  19. Motong-Moting
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    With Rat potentially released by West Ham, who takes that berth now??? Might wanna have a look...

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    1. Liastro ⭐️
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      Armero

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  20. Balrath123
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    Repost guys....

    What would you change with this, playing Catch Up. . Still have All Free Transfers till 11.30am

    Boruc

    Koscielny Shaw Evans

    Lallana Oscar Silva Johnson

    Rooney Dzeko Sturridge

    Subs.... Sterling Zabeletta Bennett.

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  21. Puzzle
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    • 15 Years
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    Dzeko or Adebayor? Is Dzeko nailed on?

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    1. Pinoche
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I don't think Dzeko is nailed on but he should start most games with Jovetic lacking match fitness and Aguero injured although I won't be surprised if Jovetic and Negredo start against Chelsea.

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  22. isacki: full casual
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    Any horrifically irresponsible rumours today?

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      Osvaldo hates Southampton

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      1. Soopaboonch'o'lad…
        • 13 Years
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        Don't we all.

        PUP! :o)

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  23. ola32
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Good to go?
    Start Ki or Januzaj?

    Szczesny
    Baines Chiriches Shaw
    Hazard Silva Januzaj Eriksen
    Suarez (C) Sturridge Giroud

    Mannone Ki Kolarov Ward

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  24. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
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    two quick questions

    1) Which combo is better for this gw?
    A: Rvp + Jrod (-4)
    B: Dzeko + Bony

    2) If i get Rvp...who to cpt between suarez and Rvp?

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    1. GTS
      • 12 Years
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      A. Suarez.

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  25. Steevo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
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    Marshall
    Burner Evans Koscielny
    Yaya Eriksen Lallana Hazard
    Rodriguez Suárez Negredo

    1) Play Mutch instead of Rodriguez?
    2) Is Ben Turner going to play >60 mins?

    Cheers in advance!

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  26. Doar1986
    • 12 Years
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    RVP or Suarez as captain

    Or Carzorla or mata

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  27. Respect My Authoritah
    • 11 Years
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    Mark not going for RVP! Cue inevitable haul

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
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      Thought it was a brilliant idea, sad to see him step away from that ledge

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  28. Willis.
    • 13 Years
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    Play Vlaar (eve) or Ward (ars) OOP?

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
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      Ward is the brave thing to do.

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  29. ezdmanx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
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    Correct order?

    1 Puncheon ARS (A) - Play
    2 Azpilicueta MCI (A) - Play
    3 Bruce TOT (H) - Bench 1
    4 Noone NOR (H) - Bench 2
    5 Chambers FUL (A) - Bench 3

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    1. Hansel
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      id rate them 4,5,1,2,3

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    2. Specialist
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      Prefer Noone to Puncheon. With those three defenders it's a bit of a lucky dip this week

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  30. Shatner's Bassoon
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    Mutch (4.6) or Noone (4.3)?

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