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Once again we dig through the media soundbites to unearth a few gems from the weather-hit midweek action. Sam Allardyce, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Arsene Wenger discuss defences, Tony Pulis turns his attentions to attack, whilst Brendan Rodgers hails Liverpool’s “SAS” after the Reds racked up eight goals over their last couple of fixtures:

With an astonishing five clean sheets in their last six Premier League games, Sam Allardyce’s West Ham defence is in red hot Fantasy form. Big Sam lauded his current centre-back pairing and new first-choice keeper after Tuesday’s 2-0 home win against Norwich, which saw captain Winston Reid warm the bench once more. Interest in James Collins is growing as the centre-half, available at just 4.2 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), not only retained his place but grabbed a goal to draw the plaudits at the Boleyn, whilst Adrian (4.4) also received his manager’s praise after showing just why he’s ousted Jussi Jääskeläinen from the number one spot:

“Apart from [James Collins’] really good performance at the back again, with James Tomkins, he has got the winner for us… I think Ginge would stick his head in a fire if he thought he could get us a few points or a clean sheet! That’s the attitude you need to have in this league – tough and brave and with ability and desire. To get that clean sheet, our goalkeeper Adrian made three outstanding saves… He made them at critical times for us and that gave us the opportunity to get the win.”
Sam Allardyce delighted by his defence’s form and commitment.

 

Gameweek 25’s star performer Edin Hazard was left frustrated following Chelsea’s 1-1 draw at the Hawthorns. West Brom’s tactical discipline nullified the winger’s attacking threat and Hazard went on to complete the game without a single shot at goal:

“I tried to play, we tried to play but it was a very difficult game. It was very complicated whenever I had the ball because there were two or three opponents there. We could have got one or two more goals if we had been a little smarter with our final passes. They had a plan to defend, as was the case when we played West Ham.”
Eden Hazard airs his frustration at being marked out of the game at the Hawthorns.

 

Arsene Wenger addressed the degree of anxiety affecting Fantasy owners after a 0-0 draw against Manchester United at the Emirates saw Arsenal’s title credentials come under further scrutiny. Wenger attributed his side’s lack of attacking fluency to the psychological impact of the previous weekend’s mauling at Anfield and also rued the loss of key goalscorers:

“I felt we were nervous, yes… We care about what we do and when you concede five goals like we did on Saturday, we are only human beings and that is always what you get after a game [like that]. Sometimes you don’t score because the team was highly focused not to concede today. We are a bit short of goals at the moment. Mathematically we have lost goal-scorers with Walcott and Ramsey. At the moment in games like that, you see that.”
Arsene Wenger on Arsenal’s nerves, and a lack of goal-scorers.

 

With the continued absence of Walcott and Ramsay, Wenger called on record signing Mesut Özil to add goals to his game to fend off recent criticism. Özil’s ownership has been steadily decreasing with just one league assist since Christmas – he has now scored in just three of his 21 league appearances since arriving from Real Madrid and, with the fixtures set to turn tougher around Gameweek 30, further sales can be expected:

“He feels the pressure of course. He knows a lot is expected when you are a big transfer like that. There is a big expectation level but he should not worry about that, just play in the team and enjoy it, give his best. That’s’ the best way to deal with it. You want the guy who plays behind the striker to score some goals and sometimes he is too obsessed with making the perfect pass when he could take a shot at goal.”
Wenger looks to Mesut Özil to weigh in with a few goals.

 

Cardiff City manager Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer took encouragement from the performance of his defence following their display against Aston Villa. Popular budget duo David Marshall and Ben Turner, available at 4.7 and 4.1 respectively in FPL, both made vital interventions and, with the Bluebirds looking a little more resolute than usual, they may be worth consideration ahead of home fixtures against Hull and Fulham.

“Caulker and Turner, they did as well as two centre-backs can, along with David Marshall, that is where we take a lot of encouragement. There was a solid foundation and that is what you need to play from. Clean sheets are a more vital factor in the situation we are in. That gives you a chance to win games. We created enough chances to win against Aston Villa.”
Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer on the value of clean sheets.

 

Following a gritty comeback win at Craven Cottage, Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers discussed the interplay of his headline strike combo ‘SAS’. His side have notched 20 times in their last six Premier League fixtures, including five against Arsenal and four against Everton, since Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge were reunited in attack.

“Both Luis and Daniel can play on the sides, but when one of them does we give them the freedom to move and penetrate, especially Daniel because his penetration is so fast and that’s a key part of the game for us. When they haven’t got the ball they have to work like animals as there is a big responsibility on them to defend that side of the field… What we have is two individuals with qualities which are different. Both have a desire to score goals but they are not your traditional partnership.”
Brendan Rodgers on the tactical nous of his SAS partnership.

 

Elsewhere on Merseyside, Everton’s Kevin Mirallas spoke of his favoured position after the Toffees clash with Palace fell victim to the weather. The Belgian flyer has been fielded as a lone forward, a support striker and on the flank as Roberto Martinez shuffles his pack to deal with a spate of injuries. Everton are set to announce a new date for their clash against the Eagles early next week, and with three home fixtures in the following five (che, WHM, new, CAR, SWA), Mirallas will be a popular Fantasy asset for managers looking to capitalise on a tidy run.

“I’ve changed my mentality and I think I’m more positive. I’m playing in different positions and I think my best position is in behind the striker. There are a lot of players in the squad now who can play in my positions and I think that is good for me. We have Gerry, Aiden, Stevie, Ross, Ossie – we have lots of players. That is good for me because we have lots of competition but also it allows me to play in different positions.”
Kevin Mirallas on his preferred position for the Toffees.

 

Staying true to his roots, Crystal Palace manager Tony Pulis will be looking for his side to contribute more goals from set-piece opportunities. The former Stoke boss had built quite the reputation for resilient defensive displays and set-plays, and with a regimented defence now taking shape, we can expect to see his Eagles pose a greater threat from balls into the box from free-kicks and corners. Great news for owners of Palace’s rearguard, in particular.

“We need to score more goals full stop. But we also need to share the goals more around the team, we are a little bit disappointed that we haven’t scored as many goals from set-pieces as well because we have some big lads in the team. We have got to contribute all over the pitch, irrespective of who scores, the main thing is that we have the firepower to score from all over the pitch.”
Tony Pulis expecting an upturn in Crystal Palace’s attacking threat.

7shadesofsmoke The Prodigal Son. Former FFS 'Say What' contributor, UEFA World Cup captain with Costa Rica and Team India manager at the FFS Hockey World Cup. Follow them on Twitter

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      Hamburger hill is a great film

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    Rollo Tomasi

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      LA Confidential!

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    Have I missed all the talk about Ultimate FPL being live or is nobody bothered?

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      I tried to go in once and it didn't work. After that I couldn't be bothered

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      I just checked, apparently not available to US

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      Got back to about 9pm.

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      I've missed it altogether, where is it?

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        Go to status page and you can get in 🙂

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          Thanks Wild Rover. I'll have a look.

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    "You can't win anything with kids."

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      Hansen

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      Sir Alan Hansen

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    No one knows Benigni's tale about sheep named Lola and butcher Guido Rusticoni? Sure you do.

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      The butche the theif his wife and her lover?

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        Was life is beautiful Benigni?

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      Clues? I've seen lots of films but it doesn't register

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        5 cities, 5 cabs.

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          Taxi?

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          Nope

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            Night on Earth.

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  12. Parm
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    Has there been an update regarding GW29 games(Which are on and which are off)?

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      No.

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      Nothing concrete, just speculation. Some of it reasonably well rationalized though

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      It'll all remain speculation until the FA Cup draw happens, nothing will get rubber-stamped until Monday at the earliest

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    I'm off folks. Need to start getting to bed/waking up at a reasonable hour in preparation for starting my new job on Wednesday 😀

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      Well done. Is it an improvement?

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        It's an improvement on being an unemployed graduate, yes.

        Marketing Executive for an estate agents - hence my knowledge of Glengarry Glen Ross 😉

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        1. Cheeseoid
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          Good luck with that

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          Well done man.

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          Just follow your ABC's then! 😉

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            Exactly

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            1. Lloyd Xmas
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              Milk advert?
              Accrington Stanley?

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                Get off. No give me some!

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      Until then make sure you don't bump into Patrick Bateman.

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    "It takes brass balls to sell real estate"

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    1. Wings Fan
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      Haha. Glengarry Glen Ross

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    They're coming out of the walls. They're coming out of the god damn walls

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      Aliens

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    Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.

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      Ed

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      1. Strificus
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        (thumbsup)

        My favourite movie 🙂

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      Don't stop me now!

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      Ooh, it's Nick Frost. Shaun Of The Dead?

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        Yeah Shaun def

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    I can't fill up a space shuttle with geriatrics.

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      Space Cowboys?

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        Of course

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        It must be surely

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    I made 83p profit today from bets out of a possible £300.

    Kaching.

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    Sausages are one of the finest foods of all time. Including the period of the dinosaurs.

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      Bacon though! It's a tough one.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        Sausages= Tomato sauce Bacon = Brown sauce

        It's as simple as that Timbo and it's the law.

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      You seem obsessed with this topic. 😛

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      1. A.T
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        I'm just saying, it's not easy.

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      I adore black pudding

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      Cherry. Bakewell. Tart.

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  20. BeachBadger
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    Morning gents. Never been so delighted to see Southampton lose. 3 on my team and 2 city would have caused massive problems if they had a blank.

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      I'm trying to pretend like there is a chance that Liverpool doesn't hit a blank; leaving me with over £30.0 on the bench

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      1. BeachBadger
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        Yeah. I'm looking to get some Pool in. At the minute I only have Suarez so a blank for them would be alright for me

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      Pool & City are probably off for starters.

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      1. BeachBadger
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        Only have Suarez from Pool, so I'm alright there

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      2. Paulo
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        Pool v Sunderland and City v Villa are off - I'm benching the SAS, would lose too much value selling them

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          Yeah I wouldn't be ditching them just yet

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      I think we should just write the week off with whatever we have and get on with the rest of the season.

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        Certainly would save a lot of hassle 😆

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    i thought this was an fpl site 😯

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      Vive La Révolution.

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      This is what happens when the FA cup is on

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        I dread the thought of Internationals weekends.

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      Depends how drunk they are.

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      I thought this was Murica!

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    I think it is a fact that 90% of film quotes come from Predator and Aliens

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      I'd say 60% of the time that works every time.

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        LOL

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    I thought this was a an al-qaeda site 😯

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      I'm in sleeper cell mode, so I can screw around doing whatever I want in the land of hedonism.

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      A few alarms going off in Langley now…..

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  24. Studley
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    "THERE'S NO FOG! THERE'S NO FOG!"

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      The Fog?

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      1. Studley
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        Ah, you fell for my carefully-laid trap. Nope, it's a 2013 film.

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          The Mist?

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            Is it the dyslexic princess

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      2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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        Give that thought back to the youth of tomorrow. They need all the help they can get!!!!!!!111111111one!!!1onnne!!!!!!!!111

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        Hang on. Partridge. Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan DAN DAN.......DAN............DAN

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        1. Studley
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          Jackanackanory!
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH1SPYM2Y9E

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    2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      I dare anyone to ask an fpl-related question..

      Go on, I dare you.

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      1. Studley
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        If Sunderland have two blank gameweeks, but Liverpool can shift their game to midweek, then are you talkin' to me? There's no-one else here, so you must be talking to me?

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        It looks like I have 9 for Gw 29 and 2 FTs in hand, you?

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        1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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          About 3 I think?

          Nevermind, there's always hits a-plenty 🙂

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      3. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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        Bob Geldoff, in the middle of a set begins to click his fingers. And as he does so he tells the audience "Every team I click my fingers, a child in Africa dies"

        -" Well bloody stop it then!"

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        7 players so far….

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        What about this one

        Ding ding
        " hello, I am here to fix your broken appliance madam, I have brought my special tool"

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        1. JT's Dog
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            Do home movies count

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          • Licky
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            A modern classic! Fantastic cinematography and some of those point of view shots were absolutely breathtaking.

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            I think I saw that

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        2. Cheeseoid
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          Great practice for the "Pointless" audition in wednesday

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          1. Studley
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            You're auditioning? I've already been on it 🙂

            Got absolutely destroyed in the final thanks to a mind-blank on The Smiths: http://tinyurl.com/thebloodysmiths

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            1. Cheeseoid
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              Audition wednesday. Any tips to getting on? I remember that one. Are you Neil or Karl?

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              1. Studley
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                I'm Neil, the normal-sized one who went on with his freakishly-tall brother-in-law

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                1. Cheeseoid
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                  Better get on the show. Everyone else gets on. Admittedly will have done a full nighshift and travelled hours to Glasgow before auditon. Hope they like black bags

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                2. Cheeseoid
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                  You at least got the trophy of course. Was it a decent jackpot at the time?

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                  1. Studley
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                    £11,750. It stung a bit - when the final category was specifically "indie music" I thought we'd got it in the bag. (I think I even made a comment along the lines of "as long as it's nothing too recent")

                    But honestly, my biggest disappointment was that we got to the final on our first attempt, so we didn't get a second go. It's massive amounts of fun being out there.

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                    1. Cheeseoid
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                      That is a brilliant jackpot. What a shame

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                      1. Cheeseoid
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                        Maybe we should "throw" the first program. Do they film several shows on one day?

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                        1. Studley
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                          I don't know what the schedules are like these days, we did ours at TV Centre but that's been shut down and they've moved elsewhere now. They did 3 in a day when we were on there

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                          1. Cheeseoid
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                            Thanks I find it tricky to get days off work but do 4 days on 4 days off. So hope I can arrange it sensibly

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              2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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                I've been on pointless too!

                My friend Steve and crashed out on England managers and their former clubs in the head-to-head.

                They said SM - M was Steve Mclaren - Middlesborough
                We went for DR - LU.. Don Revie - Leeds United.

                Thought we had it in the bag to be honest.

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                1. Cheeseoid
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                  • 13 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  Sometimes it is dangerous to know to much on a subject. Harder to judge the difficult one

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                2. Cheeseoid
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  I remember that one too

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              3. Studley
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                As for audition tips: Talk to fellow contestants before the audition, it helps to break the tension and sometimes with this sort of thing they'll plant staff members in the waiting area pretending to be contestants, in an attempt to see what you're like when you don't think you're being watched.

                Try to be memorable and entertaining. In my audition we had to name Cliff Richard hits, and I came up with a pointless answer because, as I phrased it, thanks to my mum I'd "grown up with Cliff". The rest of the audition then revolved around some stupid schtick about how I was Cliff's son, but it made it easier for us to be remembered.

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                1. Cheeseoid
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  Thanks for that. Hmm wired for sound?

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                  1. Studley
                    • 12 Years
                    12 years, 1 month ago

                    Quality song + class video. I think most of the non-Christmas songs were sub 10pts.

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          2. Colonel Wasabi
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            Wow - Good luck Cheesoid.

            …and am going to watch the playback properly tomorrow Stud.

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            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              Cheers

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        3. Colonel Wasabi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 1 month ago

          Crikey - what happened to the footy ?!
          I guess everyone is waiting for the fixture announcements, eh ?

          Oh well - if you can't beat 'em…..here's an oldie for HVT…

          "Squadron Leader, I bet you a magnum of Champagne to ten cigarettes I do escape - within six months."

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          1. JT's Dog
              12 years, 1 month ago

              The mulienstein files

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              1. Colonel Wasabi
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                nope

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            • Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              Great escape?

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              1. Colonel Wasabi
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                Nope - older

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                1. Colonel Wasabi
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  Look up Franz Von Werra - amazing story.

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          2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 1 month ago

            This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine!

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            1. RoysCallerAnne
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              Full metal jacket

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            2. JT's Dog
                12 years, 1 month ago

                Jar heads
                Ooh ha

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              • Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                FMJ

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              • The Light Knight
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                Best film ever and thankfully on once a month with 5/itv 4

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            3. RoysCallerAnne
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              Top 4 looking good for Brandon. I'm dreaming of a title win. All the big guns still to come to Anfield.
              The last time we won it, Ronny Rosenthal scored 8 in the last 7 games, iirc.
              Can't believe that was 24 years ago. I was a 17 year old, hell bent on losing my virginity 😳

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              1. Colonel Wasabi
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 1 month ago

                Keep the faith matey !

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              2. JT's Dog
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  So many jokes to come back with there

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                  1. Colonel Wasabi
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    12 years, 1 month ago

                    Down boy !! 🙂

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                • Licky
                  • 13 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  I said at the start of the season I'd eat my pants if we won it, sweating it out now.

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                  1. Colonel Wasabi
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    12 years, 1 month ago

                    I'd go out and treat yourself to a liquorice g-string….
                    ….before it's too late.

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                • In Like Flynn.
                  • Has Moderation Rights
                  • 15 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  Let us know when you achieve it RCA. 😉

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                  1. RoysCallerAnne
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    12 years, 1 month ago

                    😆

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                • A.T
                  • 15 Years
                  12 years, 1 month ago

                  I remember Ronny

                  http://youtu.be/kiVq5-u7MH0

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