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24 February 2014 1106 comments
Anorak Anorak
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It’s exactly a year since Fabian Delph was the first to climb aboard last season’s 10 yellow card Suspension Tightrope. For the last six games, the Villa midfielder had the chance to repeat that feat but, while he continued to press his claims for international recognition, including a goal (and own goal) in the win over West Brom in January, a defeated opponent from that Midlands derby has been steadily making his way up the charts to pip Delph at the post.

With a third booking of 2014 secured in stoppage time against Fulham at The Hawthorns on Saturday, Jonas Olsson became the first man to reach nine yellows this season and subsequently earn first place on the second tightrope of the season.

Replacing Olsson in the band on eight yellows, was Everton’s Gareth Barry, booked (eventually) for a series of fouls in the Saturday lunchtime defeat to Chelsea. The Toffees midfielder joins David Luiz, Marouane Chamakh, Wayne Rooney, Jon Walters and Claudio Yacob, who, along with the aforementioned Delph, made it through the weekend with his copybook unblotted.

This week’s Tightrope, which highlights those players with at least seven cautions accrued, now has 23 names. Four teams supply us with three players apiece – West Brom (Olsson, Yacob and Fabrice Mulumbu), Villa (Delph, Gabby Agbonlahor and Ciaran Clark, Chelsea (Luiz, Branislav Ivanovicand Ramires and Newcastle (Mathieu Debuchy, Moussa Sissoko and Cheick Tiote.

With no new suspensions from the weekend, we just need to tidy up the returning faces, as Craig Bellamy, Wes Brown and Andy Carroll are once again available for selection. While Bellamy and Carroll face up to fixtures at Spurs and Everton respectively, Brown is set for a Capital One Cup Final clash with City and, with an FA Cup fixture the following weekend, won’t be back for league duties until March 15, when the Black Cats welcome Palace to the Stadium of Light in Gameweek 20.

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  1. Optimus.
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    Goal of the Season

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    1. applebonkers
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      genuinely worth watching/finding?

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      1. Bubz
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        0.2 yard screamer

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        1. Mr Smith
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          😆

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      2. Optimus.
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        Yes 😉

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        1. applebonkers
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          you b*stard

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  2. Dr Dream
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    Nolan bandwagon derails.

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  3. applebonkers
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    goal for no west ham or hull players

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    1. RabMac
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      The only headache that gives me is do I sub Adrian for another GK or go without a GK in GW29. I will have 3 FT before that date and only need to use 1 but not sure I want to use another one after GW29 to bring him back in with the DGW approaching.

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  4. JT's Dog
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      Half an hour for a page on a match night
      Slowwwww

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    • JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Hull. I didn't think I was possible for the place to get any worse.

      It appears i was wrong.

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    • Jimjam
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      Boruc, Mannone
      Coleman, Koscielny, Azpilicueta, Collins, Gabbidon
      Hazard, Mata, Lallana, Johnson, Parker
      Suarez, Sturridge, Adebayor

      1FT, £2.7 in bank

      Adam Johnson -> ???

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      1. Jake Donahue
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        chaz adam or bob snod

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        1. applebonkers
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          😆 bob snod gets me everytime

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    • LewanGOALski
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      🙁

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    • FF Dirtbag
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      Jason puncheon. Is he likely to be banned for some games or just get a fine for his twitter comments?

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      1. applebonkers
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        just fined

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        1. FF Dirtbag
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          Phew I hope so!

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      2. MJ6987
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        I expect a ban. Just on account of the bizarre sequence of bad luck I have had!

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    • Tim Canterbury
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      Yes! No WHU or Hull players. Please win Hull

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      1. MJ6987
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        Yes

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        1. Whitman2013
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          you didnt tell me if i passed the am i really thomass test on the last page ha

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          1. Jake Donahue
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            Thomas is it you?

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            1. Whitman2013
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              yes it is

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    • Balotellitubbies
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      If Hull win this what game gets postponed? West Ham?

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      1. Whitman2013
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        the one involving hull :L

        hhaa yeah west ham hull

        hows your 2 figure rank looking 😀

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        1. Balotellitubbies
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          😉 It's 3 figures now. Must have been a lot of Sturridge captainers. 110 overall went don 1 place in the gameweek. 😆

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          1. Whitman2013
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            still excellent well done!!

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      2. Bubz
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        Yes

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      3. applebonkers
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        yeah, although think it was said that it doesn't mean the match is 100% off, just makes it likely

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      4. Salah’s Sonnet
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        yup.

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    • MJ6987
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      @whitman

      You know your stuff! Not Thomas confirmed! I don't study law but had to do some as part of Accountancy and Purchasing exams. I remember the case about the snail or whatever in the lemonade! Quite enjoyed all that stuff. Weird old cases that still apply today!

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      1. Spencer
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        Donoghue v Stevenson. Snail in the ginger beer bottle.

        I studied it for my ACCA too. Loved it!

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        1. Whitman2013
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          yes thats the one in 1932. couldnt be sued in contract as the contract was from a friend...

          lucky it happened othewise any restaurant could serve us anything and we would have to grin and wear it

          good old whacky lord denning.

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      2. Whitman2013
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        thank you 🙂 haha. i did some accountancy studying its hard haha.

        ginger beer but yeah :).

        yeah the likes of the jury have been around since 1215 and the drafting of the magna carta

        laws dont change they just evolve 🙂

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    • Salah’s Sonnet
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      Think i'll be holding off getting Nolan then.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        I'll be keeping bloody Yaya at this rate

        I don't fancy Snodgrass or Adam.

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        1. Salah’s Sonnet
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          haha me too, dont fancy paulinho either now, lallana prob looks to be fave at this moment.

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        2. Captain Shirokov
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          There are literally NO good mf options atm.

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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            maybe Lallana but he's a bit pricey for my tastes and the fixtures ain't that great.

            I got a spare FT and I got no idea how to use it.

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          2. Lord Flashheart
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            Lallana

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      2. FF Dirtbag
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        Mannioni you legend. How's it going man? How you doing this year?

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        1. Salah’s Sonnet
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          haha! Yo man!!! no long time no see! It's going well thanks, in the top 10,000 now, can't moan really, how about you? And you all done at uni now?

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          1. FF Dirtbag
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            Oh man that is pretty dam sweet you are sitting pretty to finish the season high then. I am on a season high as well atm, I'm around 990 at the moment so top 1000! Yea uni is all finished up now and working in London. Everything alright your end? What you doing now?

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            1. Salah’s Sonnet
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              Haha cheers man, really hope to finish top 1,000. WOW! You're doing amazing this season! Very, VERY well done! Aim for a two figure finish maybe haha.

              That's great to hear, London hey! Yeah Everything is well with me, i went into studying for a PGDE to be a college teacher but wasn't for me, so doing a Master's now in cognitive behavioural psychotherapy, going to be a CBT therapist, i love it haha.

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              1. FF Dirtbag
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                Haha I am hoping for it but I will never get top 100 unless I am lucky but you never know. Gotta keep the team in good shape and organise well for the GWs.

                That's amazing man, good for you that you are doing that. Better to do what you love. Bet you are doing well for that.

                Worried about the next few GWs?

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                1. Salah’s Sonnet
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                  Exactly, you never know though, luck has a lot to do with it this season.

                  Hahan yeah definitely, cheers man, i feel it's my calling to work in that area, love helping people, especially in the mental health spectrum. What is it your doing in London?

                  Oh hell yes, so many players not playing! some weeks are going to have to be thought about very very carefully haha.

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                  1. FF Dirtbag
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                    Haha so true. We need to make sure we keep up to date with the good players. Especially with being in money leagues want to keep it all going well!

                    Man sounds really good, so good that you are doing it and that you are following what you want. I am a data analyst in the middle of London atm, underpaid but just getting the good experience until I move for cash and more learning. Where do you wanna work then?

                    Yea it is gonna be terrible, got 9 for gw29 just through luck really. But don't want to be down on the DGWs either. How many you got?

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                    1. Salah’s Sonnet
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                      Yeah definitely, there's only one league that's worth winning in mine as it always starts out as a money league, but then turns into a normal league as nobody can be arsed when they see i take the lead haha!

                      That's excellent, underpaid or not it''s invaluable experience, i eventually want to work for a private clinic or at least an NHS primary mental heath care team, the aim is to be a head supervisor in that type of field, providing and monitoring clients for therapy.

                      i can field 8 up to now for GW 29, providing Chester plays for Hull haha!

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                      1. FF Dirtbag
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                        That is hilarious. They can't do that! I have the chance to win over like 300 quid if I keep it up. Seriously need to.

                        Definitely gonna be good for you man. I wish you all the best that is for sure!

                        Ahh Chester ain't gonna play. Hull 2-0 up... Their game is gonna be moved.

                        My hardest decisions are captains atm and I really wanna get them correct to keep pulling away at the top.

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                        1. Salah’s Sonnet
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                          Haha i know! They always do it, i've said to them though no messing about next season haha. You should win yours, your doing excellent, just keep going 🙂

                          cheers man, really hope it goes smoothly from now on, want to be settled in a career now and stuff.

                          i know yeah, was thinking that, may have to take some hits, i took a 16 point hit a couple of GW's ago and it's paid off BIG TIME lol.

                          yeah captains are what makes half the game, and luckily i've been spot on with them recently, you get them right and you're laughing mate.

                          Just gonna go and get my late tea now, starving! haha. I'll watch for your reply but hopefully see you on here again soon maybe this weekend, i'll keep my eyes open for ya 🙂 Great chatting to ya mate! 🙂

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                        2. FF Dirtbag
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                          Yea tell them to put their money where their mouths are and actually pay more attention to the game to make it more interesting.

                          You will get somewhere I am sure mate just keep working hard at it and you will find the right place to be!

                          Hits may have to be taken too. Mine will be more strategic and make sure I got the points difference to do it before I do. Got to keep captains going well and we will both be climbing the ranks slowly. Good chatting to you man

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    • supperspout
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      I might buy nolan anyway

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    • Jake Donahue
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      I am not looking forward to GW29 one bit.
      No keeper if it stays like this and 9 men (including Erikson & Yoshie)

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    • RamaJama
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      Hull win leaves us with boring Snoddy to get in for Eriksen, nearly more exciting to keep Eriksen and see if he will play 😉

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      1. applebonkers
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        i'd keep eriksen this gw. surely comes back in after that drab loss. home to rock bottom cardiff etc

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        1. Woy of the Wovers
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          Hmm. Think I may still take a 4pt hit.

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        2. RamaJama
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          Yeah, if we just could get an indication from Sherwood on that.. At least, we don't have to hurry to get in Nolan tonight.

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    • Bubz
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      Charlton goal 😯

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
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        Bobby or Jack?

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      2. Epic Fail
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        Why so surprised?

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        1. Bubz
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          Expected a solid victory for Wednesday with the prospect of playing Utd in the next round.

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          1. Dr Dream
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            Answered your what happened to Coutinho post on page 1 of the last article Bubz..have a look.

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            1. Bubz
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              Ah yeah, sorry was at work at the time and missed it. Cheers.

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    • JK - Cønt ⭐
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      The Owls and the Seagulls losing

      Stupid fecking Birds

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
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        Well who do you think wins in a Tigers v Seagulls fight.

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    • # Young Gun SEAMUS #
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      Looks like west ham vs hull game will not going to be happen 🙁 🙁

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
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        It will happen.

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        1. # Young Gun SEAMUS #
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          not in game week 30 😛

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          1. Woy of the Wovers
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            You mean GW29. But probably not GW30 either.

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    • Captain Shirokov
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      Here's the team:
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      http://gyazo.com/5f77c8fa70f30c9db2bbe4a370952380
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      Got a number of possible moves I could do this week, help me pick which ones. (1FT, 0 itb)

      A) Kolarov to Olsson
      B) Reid to Olsson
      C) Cazorla to Nolan
      D) Kolarov + Reid to Azpi + Olsson (-4)
      E) Save the FT.

      Atm, I'm thinking A or B, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on it?

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      1. Jake Donahue
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        E

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    • Optimus.
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      I see some will have 2 maybe 3 players missing if the result stays as is...Well i will have Demel missing and no WC to replace him 😐

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        Just keep Demel - DGW coming, we all remember the last time he had one of them

        I have no fecking keeper

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      2. Piggs Boson
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        One does not simply replace Demel.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          get a Boromir meme for this

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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              booo, this one is better, it fits with where he actually says it

              http://i.imgur.com/q3XsCWo.jpg

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        2. Demel
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          Never a truer word spkoen

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      3. Captain Shirokov
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        I would say I'll miss Reid massively but he hasn't started any of his 4 games since I brought him in.

        #megatransfer

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          you had Kos, Caz, Yaya, Kolarov and Sturride last GW

          stop yer moaning 😉

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          1. Captain Shirokov
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            Tbf, last week was immense for me.

            But I have had so many shocking transfers this season.

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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              yes, well, you always were a nobody unless i was carrying ya 😛

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    • FRESH SLICE
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      Any chance of some PL games being rearranged into GW29?

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      1. Leaf
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        No

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      2. Woy of the Wovers
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        Remote.

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        1. Epic Fail
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          Control

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          1. Woy of the Wovers
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            Been looking for that for ages. It's been stuck on ITV4 for ages.

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    • Tim Canterbury
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      Will the blue be taken out the English flag when Scotland leaves? And will it be replaced by Irish green? If so will we have to introduce a dragon to keep the welsh happy?

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      1. Kylos
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        The red diagonal cross comes from Saint Patrick's flag and represents Northern Ireland.

        http://www.doyle.com.au/images/ie-stpat.gif

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        1. Tim Canterbury
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          That looks like the Scottish flag with an English twist.

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      2. applebonkers
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        you mean british flag surely, if so taking away the irish part

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        1. Kylos
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          Union Flag.Northern Ireland isn't in Britain.

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      3. FF Dirtbag
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        British flag *

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      4. Jake Donahue
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        the english flag does nat have blue in it

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      5. Tim Canterbury
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        Yeah sorry I ment the UK flag

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        1. Jake Donahue
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          still no

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      6. Dr Dream
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        "The English flag"...and therein lies the problem with the union...or rather..domination.

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      7. Woy of the Wovers
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        I think this problem will be quite low on the list but tbh, we can go for a pink polka dot flag if we want.

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      8. RabMac
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        There isn't any blue in the English flag so why would they even try to take it out?

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        1. Kylos
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          "Charles Ashburner, chief executive of the Flag Institute"

          What a job that man has.

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      9. RabMac
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        It is hillarious hearing that Twat Cameron spouting pish. He falsely claims that Scotland are a big drain on the treasury and that they have to subsidise us but yet he wants to keep us in the union. 😆

        I know if I had a mate who was draining all my wealth and I had a chance to get rid of him, I would grasp it with both hands.

        Still waiting for the yes campaign to tell us why were are better together as they have not yet done that.

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      10. Whitman2013
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        the only country not represented in wales and they havent kicked up a fuss

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    • applebonkers
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      best and worst kits in the premier league?

      worst - hull away (blue one)

      best - everton away (both blue and white and yellow and blue ones)

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      1. Kylos
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        The palace kit is pretty bad.

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      2. applebonkers
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        oh and liverpool away for worst list too. the white one, i like the purple one

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      3. Bubz
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        Liverpool away kit is horrendous.

        I quite like Man City's black away kit. Looks mean.

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      4. Parm
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        Fulham away is horrible(Red one).

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        1. applebonkers
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          ughr yeah

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    • HurriKane
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      Is Parr Naile don for palace??

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      1. applebonkers
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        pass

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    • LewanGOALski
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      as Nolan seems not to be an option, will I be bad bringing Snodgrass in over Lallana?

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      1. LewanGOALski
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        *mad

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    • Bubz
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      A part of me wants Hull to score and end the tie so I can stop watching this tripe.

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      1. Dr Dream
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        Shocking..been some fairly dire TV footy of late, and it's not getting any better.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          and you have Man Utd to look forward to tomorrow 😆

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          1. Dr Dream
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            Sunday was terrible on SKY..worst back to back games of the season on SS

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    • Piggs Boson
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      "Strap on" spelt backwards is "no parts"

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      1. Tim Canterbury
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        What's a strap on. As much detail as possible please.

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        1. Piggs Boson
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          A strap-on is a dildo designed to be worn, usually with a harness, during sexual activity. Harnesses and dildos are made in a wide variety of styles, with variations in how the harness fits the wearer, how the dildo attaches to the harness, as well as various features intended to facilitate stimulation of the wearer or a sexual partner.

          A strap-on dildo can be used for a wide variety of sexual activities, including vaginal sex, anal sex, oral sex, or solo or mutual masturbation. Sexual lubricant can be used to ease insertion, and strap-on dildos can be used by people of any sexuality or gender.

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          1. Whitman2013
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            not Velcro shoes then?

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    • Djerbil
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      If this game finishes like this , I am 😆 at the 20k peeps who have bought in Nolan tonight

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        why would you not just wait until this game had finished?

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        1. Djerbil
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          Casuals , just plain Casuals

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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            I know, they just have no idea 😆

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            1. Big_Andy_GAWA
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 1 month ago

              Indeed. And the ones that brought him in on Sat and Sun, too...

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      2. Mr Smith
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Tonight's result won't stop them, he'll still go up by 0.3m this week regardless 😆

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    • Tim Canterbury
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      How many GW29 players do you have if Hull WHU is cancelled before transfers

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      1. FF Dirtbag
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        I have 9 I think...

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      2. Djerbil
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        8 now

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      3. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        9 atm.

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      4. Kylos
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        8 if Evans is back from Injury

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      5. LewanGOALski
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        8

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      6. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        6

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      7. Djerbil
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        I don't think it matters u have 9 or 11 really , its more about the quality than quantity..

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      8. tm245
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        5, with an RMT of 25.02...

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      9. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        10, no keeper(Adrian)

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      10. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Huh?

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      11. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        7 with 3 free transfers

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      12. Old Man
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        9

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      13. Demel
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 1 month ago

        I will have 7. A fully active squad therefore a very good few double gameweeks awaits.

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    • Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 1 month ago

      2 free's this week , think I will just de-city my team

      Kolarov , silva , Negredo - Chelsea def , lallana , JRod
      Not very exciting though


      Marshall , Mannone

      Kolarov , Kos , Coleman , Ward , Collins

      Silva , Januzaj , Snodgrass , Barkley , hazard

      RVP , Suarez ,Negredo

      ...unless anybody has any better ideas ???

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