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29 March 2014 1141 comments
Mark Mark
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Restricted to just ten matches, Gameweek 32 looks set to be an inevitable anti-climax after the recent triple-figure hauls. Nonetheless, with the double Gameweek chatter postponed, at least for a while, it’s almost comforting to return to the old routine – an early kick-off, the evening live match and a couple of Sunday joints to see the Gameweek out.

Today’s events promise to make an inauspicious start as we drop in on Old Trafford to witness a United side beleaguered by the midweek defeat to City and with one eye firmly on the clash with Bayern to come. It’s difficult to know what kind of performance that will produce from David Moyes’ men, although with pressure mounting, it’s hard to imagine that the Scot can afford to put out a side stuck in third gear. Villa will provide a test – Paul Lambert’s outfit are an effective animal on their travels and, in Christian Benteke, have a destructive force that can deal damage to a hesitant United back line.

This is all followed by five three o’clock matches, with Arsenal’s tea-time meeting with City to follow.

You can look to our Twitter feed for the news from the teamsheets, while our Dugout Discussion chatroom is open for those who like to dabble in some real-time banter.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Team News:

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    Palace: Speroni, Mariappa, Dann, Delaney, Ward, Dikgacoi, Jedinak, Puncheon, Ledley, Bolasie, Jerome.

    Subs: Hennessey, Parr, McCarthy, O'Keefe, Bannan, Ince, Murray.

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    Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Luiz, Matic, Lampard, Schurrle, Hazard, Torres.

    Subs: Hilario, Kalas, Mikel, Willian, Salah, Oscar, Ba.

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    Soton: Boruc, Chambers, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Cork, S. Davis, Ward-Prowse, Lallana, Rodriguez, Lambert.

    Subs: Gazzaniga, Schneiderlin, Ramírez, Guly, Hooiveld, Reed, Gallagher.

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    Newcastle: Elliot; Yanga-Mbiwa, Williamson, Coloccini, Haïdara; Anita, Tioté; Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Gouffran; Cissé.

    Subs: Alnwick, Santon, Dummett, S.Taylor, Gosling, Shola Ameobi, de Jong.

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    Stoke: Begovic; Pieters, Wilson, Shawcross, Cameron; Arnautivic, Nzonzi, Whelan; Ireland, Odemwingie, Crouch.

    Subs: Sorensen; Muniesa, Palacios, Adam, Guidetti, Wilkinson, Etherington.

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    Hull: Harper, Rosenior, Bruce, Chester, Davies, Meyler, Huddlestone, Livermore, Jelavic, Long, Elmohamady.

    Subs: Jakupovic, Figueroa, Koren, Fryatt, Sagbo, Aluko, Quinn.

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    Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Chico, Williams, Davies, Britton, Shelvey, de Guzman, Michu, Routledge, Bony.

    Subs: Tremmel, Amat, Taylor, Canas, Hernandez, Dyer, Vazquez.

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    Norwich: Ruddy; Martin, R Bennett, Bassong, Olsson; Snodgrass, Howson, Tettey, Hoolahan; Elmander, van Wolfswinkel.

    Subs: Bunn, Whittaker, Johnson, Hooper, Gutierrez, Becchio, Redmond.

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    WBA: Foster, Reid, McAuley, Dawson, Ridgewell, Morrison, Mulumbu, Dorrans, Amalfitano, Sessegnon, Vydra.

    Subs: Myhill, Lugano, Berahino, Thievy, Gera, O'Neil, Roofe

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    Cardiff: Marshall; Fabio, Turner, Caulker, Theophile-Catherine, Taylor; Medel, Mutch, Gunnarsson; Bellamy, Campbell.

    Subs: Lewis; Whittingham, Jones, Cowie, Cala, Dæhli, Zaha.

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    1. MJ6987
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      Cheers Parm 😉

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    2. Evs
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      As always, nice summary chum.

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    3. Evs
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      No Noone ?

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      1. Bob.
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        Must stil be injured.

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        1. Evs
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          I guess so.... Doh.

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          1. Parm
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            I need him next week 🙁

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        2. Godfather Bandit 42
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          My 1st sub! Bruce is my second....

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    4. MJ6987
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      Burner back in!

      OGS doesn't seem to know what his best defensive partnership is

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      1. Evs
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        Of course,I just sold him 🙄

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        1. MJ6987
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          Same for me with Bruce, still got Burner though

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    5. Chucky
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      thx 🙂

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    6. Your Mum's Athletic
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      Nice one Parm

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    7. RÏɠBY
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      hazard hat-trick incoming 🙂

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    8. tm245
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      Cheers.

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    9. Orion
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      Cheers, Parm the KING 😀

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    10. In Like Flynn.
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      Thanks Parm, all in one place is so useful.

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    11. Reedy
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      Thanks as always!

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    12. Gregor
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      This is how it's done.

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  2. Pinatta
    • 14 Years
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    I suck balls this season, but I did it!!

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/100582/history/

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
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      Did what?

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      1. Pinatta
        • 14 Years
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        Mata (c) :sunglasses:

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    2. Rupert The Horse
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      • 12 Years
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      You are terrible at this, but this week, wow.

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    3. Phaze 1
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      Thats the worst rank of an active poster I've ever seen at this stage.

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      1. Pinatta
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        Well, that means I'm special right?

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    4. floydy_floyd
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      Even a broken clock is right twice a day

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      1. Rupert The Horse
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        • 12 Years
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        Boom.

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        1. Gaz Downright
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          • 15 Years
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          😆

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      2. Pinatta
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        Let me be happy for a moment, man 🙁

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        1. floydy_floyd
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          Lol sorry guy. Enjoy.

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    5. Chucky
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      Punt of the season . Nice

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    6. tm245
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      Great start to the gameweek. You deserve it.

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    7. JasonG123
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      Lol how can you have never owned Suarez or Sturridge?

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  3. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
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    Just got in...

    Rooney(c)

    🙂

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    1. Chris_White
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      Well done

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    2. Reedy
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      Congrats!

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    3. Evs
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      Good call, until Suarez reeks havoc with spurs 😉

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        😥

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      2. Punty
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        If Suarez only get two goals against Spurs he will look pissed of at 80 minutes tomorrow 😀

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    4. Lloyd Xmas
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      Been out?

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    5. Lloyd Xmas
      • 14 Years
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      Been flying a plane?

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    6. Lloyd Xmas
      • 14 Years
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      over old trafford?

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
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        😉

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  4. Andy1
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    What's happened to baker?

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
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      abSCONdEd

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
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        You'll knead to do better than that.

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        1. Optimus.
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          I don't think i can dough..

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          1. Billy Gilmore
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            You've gotta rise to the occasion.

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            1. Optimus.
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              Ba bun tish

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  5. Optimus.
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    Cmon Utd...Silence the haters!!

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Hush

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    2. A.
      • 14 Years
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      But you're a Liverpool fan, would you not like them to get caught by Newcastle or Southampton?

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      1. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
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        (come on you saints!)

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      2. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
        • 13 Years
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        It's Optimus. I don't think he's ever posted anything that hasn't been tongue in cheek.

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      3. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
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        Turn on that sarcasm detector 😉

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        1. A.
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          http://goo.gl/5FVQoP

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      4. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
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        Does he ever post serious comments?

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    3. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 13 Years
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      Time to jump ship for us Utd fans I think. Chelsea are looking very much like a club that matches my ambition.

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      1. Somalion
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        .... Joke?

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        1. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
          • 13 Years
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          No, I'm Utd for life. All I'm saying is that if an offer came in to support Chelsea it might be too good to turn down.

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          1. Somalion
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            😯 no such offer is coming your way sir! I agree we're abysmal though.

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            1. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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              I would take City.

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          2. Lucy.
            • 12 Years
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            I thought you were just taking the mick out of typical glory-hunters… ?!?

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            1. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
              • 13 Years
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              Nope. I'm an extremely successful person - I've won 20 titles in my time. My mates have all jumped ship already and if I don't do the same soon they're going to start catching up with me.

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
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        😀

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    4. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
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      We're so so poor

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      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
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        The idea of Moyes being trusted with 200 million makes me sick

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        1. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
          • 13 Years
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          7 Fellainis with that.

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          1. Somalion
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            Aerial threat would be incredible 😉

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            1. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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              The threat of facial injuries for the opposition too. 😀

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              1. Somalion
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                The most intimidating team in the league 👿

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  6. Chucky
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    LOL@Non-Mata Owners

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    1. applebonkers
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      11 years, 8 months ago

      stop lolling at chelsea

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      1. Lord Flashheart
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        • 14 Years
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        🙂

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      2. Chucky
        • 12 Years
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        🙂

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    2. mipola
      • 12 Years
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      LOL @ Mata's point per game

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    3. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
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      Lol over 100K overall rank.

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    4. Pinoche
      • 13 Years
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      You had him since gw23 and got 4.7 points per game and so many price drops out of him. Lol @ you

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    5. asdasdasdadasdasda
      • 12 Years
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      you can LOL after seeing the other matches 😉

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    6. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Are you going to do one for non-Coutinho owners too?

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  7. Epic Fail
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    How the hell are you gonna lose to Man Utd. Lambert out.

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      Embarrassing.

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    2. Godfather Bandit 42
      • 13 Years
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      Fancy chipping in for a plane?

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
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        Let's do this.

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  8. Bubz
    • 12 Years
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    How's that not a red

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
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      It was going away from the goal

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      1. Chris_White
        • 14 Years
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        Actually idk, but I understand that he gave the yellow

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      2. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
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        Replay showed Mata completely missed the ball too.

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
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          Only because Bacuna went straight through him.

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          1. Epic Fail
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            Nah, the ball was behind Mata after he missed it, then got taken out. Would have been a goal kick otherwise.

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      3. Gaz Downright
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        mata had just turned inside, going whichever way.... thats a blatant denial of a goal scoring op

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        1. Chris_White
          • 14 Years
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          I still think it yellow was correct. Let's agree to disagree 😉

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  9. In Like Flynn.
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    Huzzah!! For Moyes! We knew his brilliant tactics would shine through. Good for the Utd supporters for unanimously sticking by him.

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    1. mojoindojo
      • 11 Years
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      and flying a banner in unflinching support. solid

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    2. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
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      Yeah go Moyes - I hope he stays at the club for the next ten years. Made the most entertaining season ever!

      #MoyesIn

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  10. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
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    according to yaya toure is never ever ever EVER lucky logic i haven't been lucky that van persie getting injured just got me a butt load of points

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      • 14 Years
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      can you help with the punctuation, AB? Struggling with this one..

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    2. Cilly Bonnolly
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      • 14 Years
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      See if someone can get you a full stop for Christmas this year eh? 😉

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    3. RÏɠBY
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      bit early to be drinking..

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    4. sinik
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      I understood it.

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  11. Djerbil
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    The Plane is there

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  12. Sheep
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    Is Kaboul nailed on?

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    1. Reedy
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      I'm not 100% sure but it looks like it. Spurs have great fixtures.

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    2. Baa
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      I have changed Dad 🙁

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      1. Sheep
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        🙂

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    3. RabMac
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      Chiriches is back in training and Dawson also back so would not say he is nailed on.

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    4. Gaz Downright
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      Yes

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  13. MJ6987
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    Having one Chelsea defender I am not sure whether I am better off if they concede or not in terms of rank. A Terry goal will do!

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    1. Evs
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      Better I would think buddy.

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    2. sinik
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      the only people with double Chelsea defense right now are probably Koscielny owners

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      1. The3rdTurd
        • 14 Years
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        Not me 🙂

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        1. sinik
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          😯

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    3. Optimus.
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      og incoming

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
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        might put my house on it

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      2. Get up ya bum
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        😆

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      3. MJ6987
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        As long as he doesn't get a yellow card as well, putting him into negative score!

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  14. Epic Fail
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    Lol at Man Utd.

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      😆 starting early, huh

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      1. Epic Fail
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        Practicing 😉

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
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      lol at villa

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      1. FACUPARSE
        • 13 Years
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        So you are clearly a United fan 😆

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      2. Epic Fail
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        Downvote

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  15. Namtab Nomolos
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    Rooney officially safe from a 10 Yellow card 2 match ban now. Only 1 game left before the amnesty.

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    1. Reedy
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      Thanks. So Gerrard & Bardsley have 2 more to get through...eek.

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
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        Rooney doesn't play GW 34, so they have 3

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        1. Reedy
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          Oh. 🙁

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          1. Reedy
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            I knew this! 😉

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  16. FACUPARSE
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    What does juuuhuuu mean?

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
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      Yoooohoooooooooooooooooooo?

      As in Hello sailor!

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
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        Why does it start with a J?

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        1. Billy Gilmore
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          Must be of european origin

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          1. Namtab Nomolos
            • 14 Years
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            Like the laughs that go "kekekekekekekeke"

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            1. isacki: full casual
              • 14 Years
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              Think that's Chinese

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              1. Epic Fail
                • 15 Years
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                Jajajajajajaja

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                1. Gaz Downright
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                  • 15 Years
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                  xexexe

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                  1. isacki: full casual
                    • 14 Years
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                    Think that's... I don't have a clue

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                2. isacki: full casual
                  • 14 Years
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                  Think that's German

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        2. Camp No No
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          Because it is said by a German?

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          1. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
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            4tharse is German?

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            1. FACUPARSE
              • 13 Years
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              British Beef

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          2. isacki: full casual
            • 14 Years
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            *Macedonian

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      2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 14 Years
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        😆 !!

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      • 14 Years
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      isn't it a Spuds chant?

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  17. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
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    think westwood could steal the 2bps, mata was dispossessed quite a bit

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    1. Jax
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      no man, mata has the 2.

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      1. applebonkers
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        hope it stays, just worried about him losing the ball a bit overall

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    2. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
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      I'm sure the BapChap will appear to tell us soon

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    3. Sheep
      • 12 Years
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      You bap chap?

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  18. Chucky
    • 12 Years
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    Well done fellow Mata owners 🙂

    juhuu

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  19. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
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    .@chelseafc XI: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Luiz, Matic, Lampard, Schurrle, Hazard, Torres

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    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
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      .@chelseasfc subs: Hilario, Kalas, Mikel, Willian, Salah, Oscar, Ba.

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    2. The Chosen One...
      • 13 Years
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      No more jammy Hazard pen points

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
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        Until Lampard is subbed.

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    3. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
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      No Oscar!

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    4. Godfather Bandit 42
      • 13 Years
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      Cahill - check
      Hazza - check.

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    5. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
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      3 DMs?

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Might be 4-3-3ish with Lampard the most advanced in the midfield trio.

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    6. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
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      Fairly expected from Ramires absence, Hazard not on pens thank feck.

      Absence of Oscar and Willian strongly suggests they're starting CL.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
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        Eto'o has to be starting too.

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        1. Wakka Wakkas
          • 12 Years
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          Hes injured

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  20. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Albion team v @CardiffCityFC: Foster, Reid, McAuley, Dawson, Ridgewell, Morrison, Mulumbu, Dorrans, Amalfitano, Sessegnon, Vydra #WBACAR

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    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Nice grav Demi.

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  21. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    171 Prem goals for Rooney.

    4th highest ever, 4 behind Henry.

    Yet people still doubt his quality.

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Who doubts his quality?

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      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        "He can't deliver on the big stage"
        "He's not a world class forward" etc

        I think he gets a fair bit of stick, more than he should.

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Where are these quotes taken from?

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          1. isacki: full casual
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            To be fair this is one of those things that is difficult to source but is said all the time.

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        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Never delivering on the big stage is true though. He has indubitably been England's top player for some time now, but has never really made it internationally. He should still prove himself on international stage.

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      He's no RVP though

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    3. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Henry did it in 7 seasons. No comparison 🙂

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      1. The Rock
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Rooney has a lot more assists! Although, i still agree with you.

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        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          According to statsbunker only 9 more.

          http://www.statbunker.com/alltimestats/AllTimeCompetitionMostAssists?comp_code=EPL

          Again, Henry's minutes/assists ratio is way better than Roo's.

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    4. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I doubt he's worth 300k a week. Not his skill.

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    5. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Why not compare Adebayor too? 😉

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    6. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I've never hears anyone in my life doubt his quality. He's a million miles off Henry though.

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      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah, there's quality and there's quality. I think it's the difference that some ManU fans think Rooney is best player in the world and one of the best all time, and doubting his quality is just to say no he isn't. He is very good, but has very little international merits and should not be mentioned when we talk about best player of the world, let alone best of all time.

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    7. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      He has needed tons of more time to score those goals, though. Henry scored his in quite little time. Only player threatening his all time top minutes/goal ratio is Aguero. Might have passed Henry even, but then again, Aguero hasn't scored half as many goals.

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  22. tm245
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    MJ, please use your dark magic during the Swansea match as I have brought in Michu and he would like to be activated along with the rest of his superfriends.

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      The Power 5 has been reactivated.

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    2. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      considering him whole week but went for the safer choice of lallana instead..hope it turns out well for u!

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  23. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Rooney was always going to do well today. Don't worry Suarez is twice the player and could double his score...

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I'm not sure about double his score, but he did score 22 in the reverse fixture away to Spurs.

      Liverpool score even more at home.

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Suárez is good, but he's no Giroud…

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  24. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    It's not even funny anymore...

    It's bordering on Hilarious..

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      How are they even in the top half?

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      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        They have the best away record in the Premiership, no joke....

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  25. jas5sk - Youtube channel
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Bacuna did actually miss the ball...Clear penalty, I'll shut up now

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      missed it by inches

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    2. Respect My Authoritah
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Hehe. I'm wondering how it wasn't a red? Clean through

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        running away from goal was the ref's indication when he pulled out the card

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        1. Respect My Authoritah
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Possibly, though he was clearly checking inside. Clear goalscoring opportunity if ever I saw one

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          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            but the ref didn't think it was. He clearly indicated he felt he was running away from the goal

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    3. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😀

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    4. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Clear penalty but I still wouldn't have given it.

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Me too. It was a cheap one to give

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  26. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Bacuna Mata ta!

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Just thought of this!!

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      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Had a team name in my league with the same.

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      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        That's been around since the start of last season 😀

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        1. MJ6987
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Damn it, I thought this was an original!!

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  27. Sheep
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    It's that time of the season when Suarez starts getting hungry for man flesh. I reckon he wool bite Verthongen tomorrow...

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    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      wool? Freudian slip?

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    2. SC not pearls before swine
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      He's had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days...

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        They ought to up his wages

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    3. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      ewes-less argument

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    4. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Baaaaaaaaad boy

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  28. tm245
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    So all this time Mata and Fellaini have been waiting for someone to invoke the Power Five on here?

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😆

      It worked!

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Haha

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    3. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😯

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    4. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      🙂

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  29. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    A lot of empty seats... is something up?

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Lorry overturned near the ground

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    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Overturned truck near Old Trafford earlier causing traffic chaos and delays

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    3. Whitman2013
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      all in the plane.

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    4. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah they're all down at the Etihad

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  30. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Plane waste of money there

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    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Don't know why anyone would do that at their own club. We should have ordered a Kopduster.

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Or one of those planes that dump water on forest fires, but instead of dropping water, drop manure on the pitch 😆

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      They should have used a Duff blimp.

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      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Lampard still under contract

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    3. piquiblanco
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      *Plain

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Whoosh

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      2. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        😉

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