634x258 Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I canโ€™t say Iโ€™ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that Iโ€™ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesnโ€™t lie โ€“ this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

Iโ€™ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse whatโ€™s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, Iโ€™ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the โ€œwisdom of the crowdโ€.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that Iโ€™ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and donโ€™t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike โ€“ if thereโ€™s form, back it.
  • Donโ€™t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players youโ€™ve missed.
  • Donโ€™t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour โ€“ normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Donโ€™t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, heโ€™s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. Youโ€™re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, Iโ€™ve either been in the dark on these principles, or Iโ€™ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. Iโ€™d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, Iโ€™ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last weekโ€™s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that โ€œevery season is differentโ€. A clichรฉ for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season โ€“ it could be next to useless next time out.

Thatโ€™s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out โ€“ but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend arenโ€™t aware of the methodical thinking weโ€™ve put in โ€“ theyโ€™re not working with us or conspiring against us โ€“ not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they arenโ€™t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we donโ€™t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what weโ€™ve seen, whatโ€™s unfolded and what weโ€™ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

Iโ€™ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys โ€“ and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. Itโ€™s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Bobsyauncle
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    resfresh... refresh........refresh

  2. RabMac
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Hands up Yaya captainers.

    \o/

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Can't actually remember, not looked at it today and am more than a little concerned.

  3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    So, you've captained Suarez.

    How will you feel when City after only 20 minutes or so leads with 2 or 3 against 0.
    You know the Pool players will hear about this.....

    1. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I'll feel ok.

    2. SUPERMAN
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Won't happen

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Ignoranceis a bliss, but yes it will happen but no way o f knowing if Pool also leads 2-0 after 20mins

    3. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      you seem to be so sure...

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Not at all, but i'll put the thought out there.You do with it what you want

    4. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      There's still 2nd place.

    5. For Fuchs Sake
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      They probably already feel that the title has gone, so can play with freedom. No one expecting WHU to win, maybe draw though.

    6. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Don't think it will have a huge effect. Have you ever seen Suarez NOT hungry for goals?

      1. Towsor44
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Or another players body parts

      2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Did you see his dissapointment last week, have you seen him out of balance before.....

    7. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I posted pretty much the same thing early this morning. Although it didn't deter me from captaining Suarez! It is a worry though.

    8. Dre
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      What a stupid question

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Still bitter child

  4. Tibidabo
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Since I saved my transfer this week, do I get 2 at the start of next season?

    1. mdm
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      no

    2. SUPERMAN
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Joke?

      1. Tibidabo
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I sure hope so.

    3. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Pretty sure you do.

    4. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      in fantasy world cup

    5. For Fuchs Sake
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah but you have to start with the same team you ended on ๐Ÿ™‚

      1. Tibidabo
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Okay I will! Thanks!!

    6. Stats King-@football2space
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      YUP,& on top of that u will get 10 free transfers next season as Bonus Prize. ๐Ÿ˜†

    7. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      you get infinite transfers at the start of next season

  5. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Damn, shutout while I was putting Ramsey on bench for Barkley, think I have Ramsey starting now :-/

    1. Bobsyauncle
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      no prob

    2. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I have Ramsey starting with Barkley first sub. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    3. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ah good thanks

  6. drughi
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Had the balls to captain suarez, feeling brave

  7. PlayON
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Now that you’ve finalized you’re FPL team, why not enter a team in the PlayON £1,000 Guaranteed game today - FREE ENTRY for all new sign-ups before 13.00 at http://www.playon.co.uk

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      your*

      Might even enter for once ๐Ÿ™‚

      1. PlayON
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Hi TorresMagic,
        Your free entry will be added to your account as soon as you sign up
        Good luck

    2. Dre
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Tried to sign up last week but didn't get a free entry

      1. PlayON
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Hi Petr-Cech,
        It should be in your account now.
        If not drop me a mail to killian@playon.co.uk with your account details and I'll get it sorted for you immediately.

  8. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    An ode to FPL titled : " it's over "

    Download "It's Over" Ringtone

    I won't be here when you come home
    I'm sorry if you don't understand, forgive me if you can
    but I can see another road
    and I ain't coming back

    Don't look for me around this town
    'cause I will be so far away, you'll never find me anywhere
    and I won't take no souvenirs
    no perfumed picture promises
    because it's over
    and I ain't coming back

    You gave me everything
    and now I'm breaking your heart
    you know that I don't mean
    to tear your world apart

    ๐Ÿ™

  9. Dogba
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    That's it. Best of luck to you all ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Back at ya Dogba ๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. mutatedllama
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    So I started Ramsey over Mata. It seemed logical but now the deadline has hit all I can think is this http://i.imgur.com/1SdePSU.gif

    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      1 point incoming ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. freak123
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Manchester city still alive here, Balotelli, Aguerooooooooooooooo!

  12. Jar Jar Winks
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Can't believe this was the last one of the year

  13. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Captains?

    Schurrle here

    1. GreennRed
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Danny Boy

    2. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      owning is enough for me

    3. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sturridge

    4. GlasgowFF
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sturridge

    5. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Suarez ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    6. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Mannone.

      1. Fitzy.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜†

    7. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      (no one who captains suarez will answer)

      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Suarez ๐Ÿ™‚

      2. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Think I did above ^

        1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          haha yeah at the time I was writing I was correct ๐Ÿ˜€

          1. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            11.35 V 11.36 - I don't think so !
            ๐Ÿ˜‰

            1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              slow typer ๐Ÿ˜‰

              1. HVT
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                11 years, 7 months ago

                As long as your namesake does the biz today - I forgive you !!!
                ๐Ÿ˜‰

    8. Magerost
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Didnt have the balls to captain Haz.. Feeling ok, as Im watching Liverpool

      • GTS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        yayayayayayayayayaya!!!!

      • rumplestilskin
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        waited long for his hattrick now...

      • PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Torres

    9. Mike Skinner
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Good luck everyone! I ended up taking an 8 point hit for jones, Ramsey and Rooney to Baines, sterling and Sturridge. Let's go! (in 3 and a half hours)

    10. GlasgowFF
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ok.

      Lets start discussing World Cup fantasy. My front three,

      Messi Ronaldo Neymar

      1. Hubert
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Messi Ronaldo Fred

        1. mutatedllama
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Fred Muller Mandzukic

      2. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Rooney Sturridge Lukaku

    11. Geordienufc1
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I can't believe I caved to a transfer in the last minute :/

      Mata -> Hazard for a hit is going to lose the ML I am 2 points behind in :/

      1. meerlight
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        worth the punt

    12. Bobby
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      And we're almost into the final act of what I've found the most gruelling season so far. Good luck all, ill be raising a silent toast to you all come 3.00...

    13. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks to everyone who gave me advice . Best of Luck Gentlemen and Epicfail ๐Ÿ˜‰

    14. GTS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      So I'm not sure if Yaya (c) is still a good thing.
      Hope for the best now. ๐Ÿ˜€
      Good luck all!

    15. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      anyone got that downing and carroll we got this meme? ๐Ÿ˜€

    16. Viper
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      11.29am and i've hit the button on Ramsey -> Hazard (-4)..

      Potentially season defining..

        1. Dre
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Nice bit of trolling

    17. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      So ml chasers how many points are you behind. Do you think you can win it ??
      20 for me.

      1. Magerost
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Nope, 35 behind.
          But chasing a very small lead in monthly prize, so didnt dare to captain anyone else than Suarez.

        • GlasgowFF
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          24 behind. Can't see it being closed.

        • KLOPPTOMANIA
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          2 pts. And have chance to steal!

      2. Connor's Calling
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        So no Ramsey....?

        Balls

        1. For Fuchs Sake
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Eh?

        2. Chris_White
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          It was from January.

        3. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Look at the date

        4. RabMac
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Says who?

        5. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          its a troll

        6. Dre
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          You got zinged

        1. GTS
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Mission Impossible. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

        2. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Cheerio Sam.

      3. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I started ward over azpi...not sure this is gonna work out ๐Ÿ˜€

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Don't worry, you've got all summer to recover.

          1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            *celebrate ๐Ÿ˜‰

      4. CurryForMario
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Came home intoxicated yesterday and have ended up with Adebayor (C), while chasing my Mini League leader by 13 points. He has Suarez, while I have Sturridge. I think I'm in need of therapy.

      5. drughi
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        come on west ham !!!

      6. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        My season comes down to this

        I trail him by 1 point.

        His team: DDG, oshea, Nasri, Dzeko
        my team: Mannone, zabaleta, Mata, Aguero

        Aggg

        1. Respect My Authoritah
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Good luck! Need a minor miracle myself. Baines(c)

        2. mutatedllama
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Zaba will score from an Aguero assist. Aguero will go off injured and Dzeko will score two shortly after. 85th minute City win a penalty. Toure gives it to Dzeko to complete his hattrick. Dzeko tries to be clever and floats it down the middle - Adrian catches it easily and taunts Dzeko. In his anger, Dzeko runs up to Adrian and headbutts him.

      7. Grounderz
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Thank God I took Ramsey out for Schurrle for a hit! ๐Ÿ˜€

        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Ramsey is not out

      8. Towsor44
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        With all this heavy rain, just waiting for some postponements now. It's torrential here at the moment!

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          not gonna happen.

        2. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          DGW39!!!