[sbu_large_image] Dugout Discussion
6 December 2014 2445 comments
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The Gameweek attempts to start its engines with a frosty encounter, as Chelsea’s convincing title charge draws up to St James Park to tackle another potential north east banana skin.

Having faltered at Sunderland, Jose Mourinho’s men will be keen to dispatch Newcastle in their own backyard but will find a team recently revived under Alan Pardew. The Magpies have lost just one of their last eight and, like their Black Cats rivals, will be in no mood to roll over.

Fantasy managers will doubtless be looking to the returning Diego Costa for points, whilst hoping that Eden Hazard can break a barren run of away trips that have seen him gather just two assists on the road all season. At the back, Mourinho’s men have kept three consecutive shut-outs but, with Nemanja Matic suspended, the defensive shields are down.

The early kick-off will be followed by a batch of five afternoon encounters before it’s over to Man City to attempt to keep pace, as they take on Everton at the Etihad.

We will be right here soaking up the action and bringing you the teamsheet tittle-tattle via our Twitter feed.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. SteevieP
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    John Obi Mikel cost like £20m

    1. Willis.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      He's the second best defensive milf in the league.

      1. SteevieP
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Not sure if insane

        1. Willis.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          In terms of tackling, reading the game, breaking up attacks and keeping possession under pressure, there is no one better than him except for Matic. Sure he's shite at starting attacks but from purely a defensive point of view, there are few better than him.

      2. davies
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Mikel Arteta would disagree...

        ... lol.

      3. CTID_
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Hahah

  2. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Is it crazy to do Bony + Baines -> Costa + Azpi (-4)?

    1. Robbens Diving Instructor
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Baines has a good fixture next week

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      o/ - very crazy

    3. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Just before Baines vs QPR ?

      If Baines doesn't look like doing anything, I think selling is not crazy as Azpi will get CS point more often than goal/assist.

  3. Zep
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    And I will run 100 miles... and I will run 100 more... just to assist the most goals ever in the PL league this season...

    Get it up ye, get it up ye... nanananananaananananaaaa

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      it's 500, not 100

      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        No, he was talking about Fabregas, being the first player to run 100 miles in the PL...

        and btw I'm Scottish, I know the lyrics... 😉

        1. Heels_Over_Head
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          fair 'nuff

          i was trapped acting as pillow for small child and missed commentary

          scotch-aussie, a thing?

          1. Zep
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            I guess, it's what I am now... dual citizenship... 😎

      2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        You're so predantic

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          🙂

    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Most run 500

    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      *500

      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        See above

  4. Arsennulment
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Here's hoping clichy play's

    1. CTID_
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'm sure he will

  5. Kurtinho
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I'm so drunk right now! Changed fron Kun to Austin. Will I regret this?????

    1. Ady87
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Massively.

    2. CTID_
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I hope your still drunk from last night and don't get drunk at 1pm

    3. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Lol

  6. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    10 minutes without Costa goal and Azpi CS
    sigh*

  7. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Azard assist nearly.

  8. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Willian close

  9. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Observation: All of Chelsea's defenders + Mikel are wearing short sleeves while all of Chelsea's forwards are wearing long sleeves.

    1. Ady87
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Body fat % differ from the back line to the front.

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Long sleeves are a sign of weakness.

    3. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      * checking Fab *

    4. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Genius! Wonder what you are doing here...

  10. Griezlad
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Ivanovic certain goal today

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Haz gol too

  11. Green Arrow
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Willian would've been a good pick had he not been such a rotation risk

  12. SteevieP
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Greedy Hazard

  13. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieettttt hazard is insane

  14. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    That run from Hazard

  15. davies
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard goal Courtois assist would've been amazing.

  16. Egg noodle
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Micheal Owen please SHUT THE FECK UP

    1. Shifty
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      this.

    2. mouldy_uk
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      If you think he's a twat now, try watching him getting his new car 🙂

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRG57-xJyOQ

      1. Egg noodle
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        hahahaaa!!

    3. Griezlad
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      What did he say

      1. Egg noodle
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Anything and everything he says annoys me

  17. Tomlette Greggs
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    what a run Hazard

  18. CTID_
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Chelsea taking a few long rang shots not making great passes to get someone through

  19. Zep
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Michael Owen is just the best...

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Where are you listening to him? 😕

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        On mute

        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          😀

          We have different commentators in Aus (at least I do)

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Kolarov time in 2 GWs Billy?

      2. Zep
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Well... I like to hear the crowd noises... 😆

  20. CTID_
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Costa chance but cleared by Taylor ball from William

  21. CTID_
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Benteke captain don't let me down 🙂

    1. Root
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Is that you, Eben?

  22. Fin
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    What's that word for a person who makes out they're of more importance than they actually are?

    1. mouldy_uk
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Dick head?

    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Nick Clegg?

      1. Jimbo123
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        🙂

    3. Bad Seed
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      are you thinking of self-aggrandising, perhaps?

    4. Zep
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Tw*t

    5. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Confident

  23. Efan Ekoku Pops
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Has Costa been sent off yet?

  24. Griezlad
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Is dummet a full back

    1. mouldy_uk
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      He's left back today, though recently he's been a CB

      1. Griezlad
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        for this match

  25. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Enjoying the game so far.

  26. Jimbo123
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Just realised that Willian is up for grabs in my draft league. ...worth a punt?

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      if you like the points for starts

    2. Root
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Who are you dropping?

      1. Jimbo123
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Possibly Chadli?

        1. Root
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Watch him start today.

          1. Jimbo123
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            I hope he does....would make life easier if he was back to being nailed on

  27. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    My lineup for next week has 10 at home plus Aguero away. Curious if I'll find something to do with 2FTs by weekend's end.

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      If this season is anything to go by, next week will be your worst. Never get optimistic in this game!

  28. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard points incoming.

  29. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Willian should have scored.

  30. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Almost Hazard assist!!

    1. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      such a turn that