[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a β€œdonkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. ladsofbunch
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Took a hit for Zaba and he's rested

  2. davies
    11 years, 10 months ago

    DZEKO INJURED IN THE WARM UP

    1. 4vets
      11 years, 10 months ago

      What?

      1. davies
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Pozo has come in.

        1. 4vets
          11 years, 10 months ago

          FML

      2. Jax
        11 years, 10 months ago

        below.

    2. Willis.
      11 years, 10 months ago

      YES

      1. davies
        11 years, 10 months ago

        F UCK OFF

      2. Jam0sh
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 10 months ago

        LOL

    3. Yome
      11 years, 10 months ago

      You deserve a ban

      1. davies
        11 years, 10 months ago

        LOL.

        1. Yome
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Sorry lol

      2. Professor Abel X
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Bit harsh

      3. Djerbil
        11 years, 10 months ago

        its true

    4. Sunny 😎
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Source? πŸ˜›

    5. Bolivian Seaman
      11 years, 10 months ago

      wow 😯

    6. Jafooli
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😯

    7. il Brutto
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Didn't someone laugh here at his ML rival having Pozo as a captain. Might be genius. πŸ™‚

    8. Lyonnais
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😯

  3. Djerbil
    11 years, 10 months ago

    TEAM NEWS: @EdDzeko is replaced by @joseangelpozo1. The Bosnian striker has picked up an injury in the warm-up.

    1. Djerbil
      11 years, 10 months ago

      πŸ˜† 😯

      can't make this up

      1. Reedy
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Next week's preamble writes itself now

    2. Sunny 😎
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Whaaaaaaaat the feck!!!

  4. Venom Snake
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Oh my god.

  5. tm245
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Wow.

  6. Jax
    11 years, 10 months ago

    dzeKO

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I was so close doing dezko+ramsey, i went sakho+yaya. phew

  7. Professor Abel X
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    No way! So unlucky Dzeko owners

  8. Timtastic03
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Dzeko injured in the warm up?! Guess it's Hazard captain for me πŸ™

  9. Acquafresca
    11 years, 10 months ago

    OH MY WORD

  10. FPL Daniel
    11 years, 10 months ago

    I knew it when my transfers didn't go throw when I thought they r good 2 go that it is sign. Azpi benched headache. Had the cash r Terry and screw it again. Arrrrhhh

  11. Davido989
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Does this mean Dzeko goes to the bench?

    1. Djerbil
      11 years, 10 months ago

      He can by the rules f injury is not serious

      1. Davido989
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers

  12. Jafooli
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Bozo 😎

    1. Jax
      11 years, 10 months ago

      captain!

  13. Yome
    11 years, 10 months ago

    lol @ Dzeko onwers and captainers

  14. Venom Snake
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Fck this for a joke.

  15. Willis.
    11 years, 10 months ago

    LOL

  16. Total Foot 5
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Kos: if he is back for sure dec 20, will Chambo defo not start anymoe as debuchy will start? was thinking maybe he could play DM in place of flamini etc

    1. Professor Abel X
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Originally bought as a centre back, so will replace Per/Kos when they are injured and suspended

    2. tokara
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Arsenal bound to have injuries soon

      I am keeping chamby

  17. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    TEAM NEWS: @EdDzeko is replaced by @joseangelpozo1. The Bosnian striker has picked up an injury in the warm-up. #foxesvcity #mcfc

  18. FPL Daniel
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Wow I avoided Dzeko. What a moaning in thr Scoutcast that is gonna be

  19. Ole Gunnar Kush
    11 years, 10 months ago

    FFS!!

  20. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    LOLOLOLOLOL!

  21. Ginkapo FPL
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Scenes

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      SCENES

  22. tm245
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Kolarov should start up front.

  23. Benteke10
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone know if it's possible to watch matches on Ipad? Like stream that could work on the ipad :s

    Cheers

  24. Coaly
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Lol @ Dzeko owners

    1. Reedy
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Don't be a tw@t

  25. fedolefan
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Oh dear god!! I'm destroyed this GW already.

  26. rohan
    11 years, 10 months ago

    πŸ˜†

  27. Every Dog Has Its Day
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Dzeko owners πŸ˜†

  28. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Brought in Zabaleta and Dzeko with my two free transfers 😳

    1. 4vets
      11 years, 10 months ago

      This is depressing

  29. Feanor
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Down to 8 players now.

  30. Pinky and Brain
    11 years, 10 months ago

    I'm done