[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a “donkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. President Giggs
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Wow...azpi, zab and dzeko out. Terrible start to the week after taking a hit

  2. Jafooli
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Bozo (c) 😎

  3. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Just announced on ssn. Hilarious!

  4. pilgrim
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Dzeko, ooooohhhhhh

  5. Willis.
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Brilliant start to the GW!!! Get in!!

    1. Bubz
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Feck off.

      1. Root
        11 years, 10 months ago

        u mad?

  6. Bubz
    11 years, 10 months ago

    You have got to be fuucking kidding me.

  7. Debauchy
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Its up to you Ya Ya

  8. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    I'm about to rip out my hair.

  9. LewanGOALski
    11 years, 10 months ago

    I am about to watch City game with no City assets in my team 😐

    1. President Giggs
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Ye I was going to, switched to the Chelsea game when I heard about Dzeko

      1. LewanGOALski
        11 years, 10 months ago

        just City game on TV in my country though :/

  10. Sol
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Dzeko injured is that good for Yaya Owners ?

  11. Bøwstring The Carp
    11 years, 10 months ago

    I never laugh at other but

    LOL @ all the smug Dzeko owners from earlier!

    1. Bubz
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Feck off.

    2. Venom Snake
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Smug?

  12. Punty
    11 years, 10 months ago

    It's ok to laugh at Azpi / Zaba owners but this Dzeko-news is just so so unlucky for owners! I'm not an owner btw

  13. Djerbil
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Dzeko has a Calf Injury

  14. Guidinho
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Not going to LOL but for entertainment that could not be topped after the endless discussion this week here

  15. 1314
    11 years, 10 months ago

    damn that was a solid move for Dzeko and he injured himself ??????

  16. Ady87
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Is Azpi playing?

  17. Ice
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Dzeko not on bench either, will play no further part in the match.

    SSN

    1. Jax
      11 years, 10 months ago

      obviousy if he got injured in warm up.

      1. Ice
        11 years, 10 months ago

        He could be put on bench if injury is not serious....now who looks stupid.....

  18. Ser Football 42
    11 years, 10 months ago

    As a guy in the top 1k. Very happy about Dzeko being injuried. Sorry in advance

    1. Guidinho
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Top 1k Ownerships:

      Dzeko - 25%
      Azpi - 40%
      Chambers - 48%
      Austin - 60%
      Fabregas - 21%
      Fabianski - 6%
      Zab - 7%

      Could be a rough week for a few

  19. Marouane Fellatio
    11 years, 10 months ago

    David Jones, this is your week my son!

  20. Venom Snake
    11 years, 10 months ago

    I spend all week discussing and giving advice as much as I can. Then i cop 'LOL Dzeko owners' rack off!!

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Lol @ advice givers!

  21. Jafooli
    11 years, 10 months ago

    I went all city attack:

    Dzeko - Aguero - Jovetic 🙁

  22. Costa in Wengerland
    11 years, 10 months ago

    My God Dzeko injured 😮

  23. Acquafresca
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Damn Eva Carneiro is fit.

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      they should get her up front for City then, they need someone fit

  24. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Come on Silva!

  25. Yome
    11 years, 10 months ago

    They said Yaya is on 4 yellows, that is why they went for Dzeko lol

    1. Ser Football 42
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Yaya was the only city guy I got. Very happy

      1. Yome
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Me too 🙂

  26. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    All aboard the Pozowagon

  27. XhakaCan
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Dzeko :O

  28. Frank Black
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Well...i'm glad i chose Benteke over Dzeko in the end.

  29. Holmes
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Pozo essential 😆

    1. Jafooli
      11 years, 10 months ago

      How much is he?

  30. _Freddo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Dzeko!!!!!