[sbu_large_image] Preamble
1 January 2015 2284 comments
Mark Mark
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My Fantasy Football New Year’s resolution? Stop trying to be clever.

Over the past three transfers (Andy Carroll, Raheem Sterling and Aleks Kolavrov), I’ve chosen to ignore the obvious option for fear of playing too safe (Charlie Austin, David Silva, Alan Hutton) and in all three cases I’ve been burned and seen my rank tumble.

I’ve lost twenty points, a free transfer and the option to captain Silva against Sunderland through those decisions.

Maybe I’m being too harsh on myself: perhaps I shouldn’t judge the merits of my choices on short-term losses and gains. Perhaps Sterling will rip Leicester apart today. Perhaps Carroll will clear his head and skittle the Baggies back four.

It’s difficult to resist that kind of knee-jerk reaction, however: to immediately assess the success or failure of our decisions on the returns of single Gameweek.

The problem here is that my other major flaw is to insist on backing my decisions for too long when it’s clear that an error has been made.

I’d never consider opting to trade Sterling to Silva today, or even Carroll to Austin. Both transfers could easily help me to a bigger points tally but, having committed to these players, I’m not able to admit the error and take what appears to be a backward step. I’ll probably hold them both for too long, while Silva and Austin go on punishing me and putting further daylight between myself and those who wisely played the percentages.

Kolarov has to go: I’d have needed to quaff a lot more wine last night in order to decide otherwise. A belated move for Hutton is again the obvious route to take but, once more, I’m sitting here pondering Aaron Cresswell or Mamadou Sakho.

It all harks back to a previous preamble just under a year ago, in which I discussed whether the essence of playing Fantasy Football was to avoid being risk averse: to look to play the equivalent of the Hoddle 50-yard “Hail Mary” rather than play the “Wilkins way” with a sensible sideways pass.

Kolarov will always excite me more than Hutton, but by 5pm on Sunday, the thrill of gambling on the Serb’s buccaneering runs had given way to bitter disappointment. I should look for my thrills elsewhere: I could have just lost a tenner on a Kolarov to score rather than deal with the indignity of having to chase Hutton’s points a Gameweek later.

So, if I want to be a better Fantasy manager in 2015, I probably need to temper the urge to take risks. The spectacular may seem enticingly within reach but, ironically, it’s often pure fantasy.

I know all this but still, with an hour to go before I send the boys over the white line once again, I’m searching for a way – any valid reason – to avoid buying Alan Hutton. I’m pretty sure there used to be a few hundred. What a difference a year makes.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. jbasma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Last second panic from me. Bony -> Jovetiv (C)

    1. jbasma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Jovetic

      1. The Blind Badger
        • 15 Years
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        Nice, my (C) also.

        I can just picture a big blaze of glory guitar riff behind us.

  2. Zombie
    • 13 Years
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    Why do people only talk about Dirty Sanchez and not about Dirty Rodriguez ???

    1. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Who is DRod? 😀

      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
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        I would like to know this too 😀

    2. Podge
      • 15 Years
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      Was dirty rodriguez a film or tv series or a disgusting sexual behaviour ?

      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
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        What do you want it to be 😉 ?

  3. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
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    Leicester are crap in the air defensively

    Perfect for Lambert

    #justsaying

    1. Judeksi
      • 11 Years
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      overthinking it 🙂

    2. applebonkers
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      sterling could run through morgan's legs

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
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        lol

      2. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
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        Then hit the post

        1. applebonkers
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          then slap someone

  4. applebonkers
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    went for positions please layout. benching kane and chadli is not good for colour symmetry

    1. Chenku╰☆╮
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      strangely my benching this week was based on colour symmetry and so was my formation!

      1. applebonkers
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        you're basically an addict then. should never control who you play

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      new grav for the new year capt birdseye ?

      1. applebonkers
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        yeah, new start and all that

    3. Vardy Gras PBFC
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      Got a Chelsea racing stripe and columns arranged in H and A order.

      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
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        home and away 😯 never thought of that. quite like it

        1. Vardy Gras PBFC
          • 12 Years
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          My central column of Foster, Wisdom and Ings suggests that the structure is not safe.

  5. Judeksi
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    Stoke finding their form, I'm expecting blanks from ManU players 🙂

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
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      united will win. ugly.

    2. Revival
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      4 wins, 4 losses and 2 draws in their last 10 games, hardly anything great

    3. applebonkers
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      stoke need bojan fit otherwise i see man utd nicking it

  6. Celt Abroad
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    • 13 Years
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    Happy new year everyone!

    1. Podge
      • 15 Years
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      And you

  7. sweensa
    • 11 Years
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    Last minute captain change I feel dirty.

  8. dogtanion
    • 16 Years
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    Will yayas price be locked or will he start dropping straight away

    1. McSauce
      • 16 Years
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      he will drop maybe 0.1m not too many have him and he will be red flagged

      1. Mr Smith
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        why would he be red flagged?

  9. McSauce
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    HERE COME THE RMWCT 🙁

    Im outta here for next month!!

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
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      See ya! : - )

      1. McSauce
        • 16 Years
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        🙂

    2. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
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      RMT my team..

      Template Template
      Template more template
      Template even more template
      Template Template one differential (Tekkers)...

      Lol

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
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        Good team..excellent.

    3. sweensa
      • 11 Years
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      Won't be using it for weeks. Pointless 90% will end up template anyway.

    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Goodbye!!! 😀

      1. McSauce
        • 16 Years
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        you not like me Doorsa?

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
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          not if you spell his name wrong

    5. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      you will be missed. i can feel the tears coming as we speak.

  10. Syd.
    • 16 Years
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    Silva rested today would be interesting

    1. Podge
      • 15 Years
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      Sterling you mean

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
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      highly unlikely.

    3. Fantasy Gold
      • 11 Years
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      I wouldn't be at all surprised

    4. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      most prem teams have easy cup games for that. chelsea players are the ones in danger

    5. Laserface
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      • 14 Years
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      wouldn't worry .. siggy comes in for him and haza gets the armband

    6. Here's the manager
      • 13 Years
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      Things would get broken. I doubt it but I'd love it!

    7. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
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      😆

  11. dogtanion
    • 16 Years
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    Benching Costa..madness. thankfully it will all be over today!

    1. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
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      Wow!

    2. Wouter
      • 11 Years
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      😯

      I captained him..

  12. Logic
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    Leciester concede more shots from midfielders than strikers. ©terling. feeling great

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
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      But he is playing as striker 😛

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
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        this

      2. Laserface
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        This

    2. Fantasy Gold
      • 11 Years
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      It's a shame that Sterling's shots carry as much venom as a 5 yeat old's

      1. Fantasy Gold
        • 11 Years
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        *year

      2. Zombie
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        then what about Coutinho's 😉 ?

    3. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      ...He's playing up front?

    4. Caine & Co.
      • 15 Years
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      sounds like a useful stat

    5. Podge
      • 15 Years
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      Sterling shoots straight at the keeper more often than any other player 😉

  13. AlCapwnUK
    • 12 Years
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    Yaya's last hurrah. Let's see some cheap penos

    1. McSauce
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      please this!!!

    2. Fantasy Gold
      • 11 Years
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      Yes please. Nasri swan dive please

    3. Zombie
      • 13 Years
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      Yes Yes Yes

      All assisted by Clichy

      1. Fantasy Gold
        • 11 Years
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        *Zabaleta

        😉

        1. Proggy
          • 12 Years
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          *Silva

          😉 😉

  14. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
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    Postponed 😯

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Halifax vs Gateshead

      1. Fantasy Gold
        • 11 Years
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        lol

      2. AlCapwnUK
        • 12 Years
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        you sneaky bugger

      3. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
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        Dear god...

      4. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        how can a bank be waterlogged/frozen?

    2. McSauce
      • 16 Years
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      what??

    3. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
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      ?

    4. drughi
      • 16 Years
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      I'm logging off

  15. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
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    RVP to start ?...mmm...nervous.

    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
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      I think he will. Find out in 5 mins

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
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        Not convinced...LVG will at least have been giving things a good thinking about.

    2. McSauce
      • 16 Years
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      5 mins away but yes IMO

    3. Evs
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      Yep.

      You'll be fine, I almost brought him back in.

    4. applebonkers
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      defo, always will

  16. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Last minute Yun -> Cresswell.
    Should've got Jones.

    1. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Naah, it's ok 🙂

  17. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
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    Spurs will beat Chelsea tonight.. They are used to Thursday Night football

    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
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      🙂

  18. Demí
    • 15 Years
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    No Flamini today for Arsenal

    1. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
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      thanks

    2. drughi
      • 16 Years
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      scenes

    3. Fantasy Gold
      • 11 Years
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      No Flamini no party

    4. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Hurts their cleanie chances, if they had any to start with...

    5. Demí
      • 15 Years
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      Get on Coquelin yellow card

    6. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
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      captaincy fail

    7. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
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      https://twitter.com/beydouah

      says a Man who met Flamini on the streets , thats not even a source

      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
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        Nobody would make up something like that ffs

    8. Mr Arsenal
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      Great news, utter liability.

  19. There's Always One!
    • 16 Years
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    Clyne to Moreno Done!

    O god

  20. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
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    having capped austin, i can't help but feel that i've made a terrible mistake. silva kinda seems the better option. only really chose austin cos his blank last week followed a vice captain hat trick and now i feel as if he owes me a captain haul. oh bother. fpl makes me think that i'm bigger than life. surely now the gods will send me hurtling down that hill

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      It's a paper yhin decision I think this week.

      Could go either way.

      1. Evs
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        • 16 Years
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        *thin

    2. mipola
      • 13 Years
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      I capped Silva at the last minute and now I am wishing I capped Austin instead 😆

      1. megatronaldinho
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        lols hopefully they score the same 😀

    3. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
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      Lol I had Austin (c) all week but changed to Silva (c) just before deadline..One of us will be happy 😆

      1. megatronaldinho
        • 15 Years
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        somebody made a good decision in modding my docks post. i know that these things are too filthy to post and yet i can't help myself. at least i'm making someone earn their keep

  21. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Has anyone noticed a change of paranoia on here? Seems people are now far more afraid of players they didn't captain rather than players they don't own? Personally I love every player I own to get as many points as possible 😕

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      So cute. This is so damn cute 😛

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      +42.

  22. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
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    Captained Austin. Good luck everyone!

  23. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
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    Silva (c) fail 🙁

    1. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
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      ???

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        He is injured, don't u know? 😛

        1. NATSTER
          • 15 Years
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          Injured? 😯

          Really?

    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Dotty start 😡 !!!!

  24. A.T
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    Captains Gentlemen please 😀

    Austin

    1. mipola
      • 13 Years
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      Silva.

    2. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
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      Yaya, Austin VC

    3. La Roja
      • 14 Years
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      Hazard

    4. drughi
      • 16 Years
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      Raheem the dream

    5. Top Drawer Jeff
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      Silva

    6. Evs
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      Hi ho

    7. applebonkers
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      waheem

    8. The Blind Badger
      • 15 Years
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      Jovetic

    9. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Sterling

    10. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
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      strangely enough RVP for me.

    11. Wouter
      • 11 Years
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      Costa

    12. QPR expects... glory!
      • 15 Years
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      Yaya C, Benteke VC

    13. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
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      Yaya

    14. Caffeinatedsteve
      • 11 Years
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      Yaya, Hazard VC

    15. Huckerby
      • 11 Years
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      Benteke, Hazard wc

  25. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Wow! went on at 11.20 to bring sterling r lallana in for siggy and I ended up getting.mirallas instead and (c) sanchez.! How did dat happen????

    1. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      LOL

    2. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Drunk?

    3. Fantasy Gold
      • 11 Years
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      lmao

  26. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Thank u Pulis 😀 I hated Foster and wanted to get rid of him, but now I will even get Wisdom. Let's go.

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'm going for Lescott, I think he will be the one to have

      Foster and Panti in on wc

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Lescott nice choice, but more expensive. He will get most of bonus points when they keep CS

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Lol at people thinking WBA will become a fortress overnight

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Palace did

        and WBA are better than Palace were

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          bs

      2. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        They have 9 days to give me nice CS against Hull 😀

    3. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      same, just as Foster's points had started to dry up. Should be good news for the Brom

  27. Demí
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    First goal of 2015 will be scored by?

    1. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Oh Robin Van Persie

      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        i surely hope so. ;). captain this week

    2. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Rooney 😀

    3. La Roja
      • 14 Years
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      Begovic

    4. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
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      RVP...

    5. SneakyPete
      • 14 Years
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      Radamel Falcao

    6. Judeksi
      • 11 Years
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      Ryan Shawcross from a header.

    7. Yome
      • 14 Years
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      Rooney

    8. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
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      Walters

    9. Evs
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      Shawcross

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
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        United XI: De Gea, Young, Jones, Smalling, Evans, Shaw, Carrick, Mata, Rooney, van Persie, Falca

    10. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
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      The Year of the Pig

    11. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      mata

    12. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
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      evans header

      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
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        *smalling header

        1. Fantasy Gold
          • 11 Years
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          ShawX bycycle kick from the halfway line

    13. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
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      Rvp

    14. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      RVP, some things never change

    15. QPR expects... glory!
      • 15 Years
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      Mata

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
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        RVP

  28. Top Drawer Jeff
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    RVP

  29. Randy_Marsh
    • 15 Years
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    I'm dying, missed the deadline obviously,

    Austin baby (C)

  30. Podge
    • 15 Years
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    United XI: De Gea, Young, Jones, Smalling, Evans, Shaw, Carrick, Mata, Rooney, van Persie, Falcao #mufclive

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Young RWB

      1. Evs
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        • 16 Years
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        Looks like

    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
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      Knew I shouldn't have started McNair.

      Another point cameo here we come

      1. Podge
        • 15 Years
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        No not on bench

    3. Podge
      • 15 Years
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      What do I win ?

      1. Evs
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        • 16 Years
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        A big sloppy kiss. X

        1. Podge
          • 15 Years
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          Oooh first of the year 🙂