[sbu_large_image] Preamble
28 February 2015 1579 comments
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It’s like we’re resigned to investing ten minutes talking to the plain-looking friend to get to the one we fancy. We’re just eager to get Gamweeek 27 out of the way so we can concentrate on the real business of the midweek double.

I should probably point out that I never had the kahunas to even approach the plain-looking friend and, had I done, I’d have probably have counted them as a “conquest” had they even stood around to listen to my attempts at conversation.

With that in mind and true to form, I’m optimistically entertaining the idea that Gameweek 27 may just have plenty to offer us: it could prove to be a surprise package.

Rarely do we consider rolling the dice with the captaincy and look beyond Sergio Aguero and Alexis Sanchez. It’s not often we care about that budget defender littering the bench that suddenly seems priceless because he ensures we have eleven men. The fixtures even have us seriously considering Victor Moses.

Gameweek 27 is like a welcome break from the norm: it almost feels like the pressure is off. We’re expecting so little that, should someone drop in with double figures, it would crown our whole weekend – particularly if it happened to be that budget defender or the punt on Victor.

I’m well aware of the allure of Gameweek 28 with its flash of twin Harry Kanes and the fluttering of its Charlie Austins. Admittedly, my head is turned and, of course, I’m preparing myself for a crack at the big prize. But double Gameweeks have let me down before; they’ve let us all down before.

So, while I’ll keep one eye on Tuesday night, reserving two transfers and my best lines, for now, I’m giving my almost undivided attention to this weekend – plain-looking or not.

I’ll throw in the one about Craig Dawson and ten men and see where it gets me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. FISSH
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    Gl

    1. andy85wsm
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      Thanks

  2. Lord Flashheart
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    Best article of every week.

    1. Lord Flashheart
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      Except this week , where it was written in ten minutes on the back of a napkin

      1. QPR expects... glory!
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        Same as last week then 🙁

        1. Lord Flashheart
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          Used to be so good when mark puts time and heart in it.

          1. QPR expects... glory!
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            It really was. Hopefully Mark will find the time to draft it earlier in the week in future so he can tweak it in 10 minutes and revert to previous form

            1. Squeakybumtime
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              Ya Mark should really apologize to you two dip sh*ts for not putting time into this article, after all he has feck all else to do, and doesn't provide you with anything else, such as this whole website....

          2. Mark
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            Sometimes it's not about time and effort - it's about an angle for the Gameweek or the thought process involved. It's sometimes very difficult - sometimes there's genuinely little to go on.

            I could easily go through the entire dilemmas of the Gameweek but that would just be repeating what's been discussed throughout the week. I like to keep it personal and try and offer an a spin on how the Gameweek is viewed.

            I also have to stress that some Saturdays, including this one, I have to write this whilst looking after my 3-year-old as my partner works 1in3 weekends.

            Sometimes it's tough and it would be far easier to put up another article rather than spend the time looking for a bit of inspiration with a toddler running about.

            1. Burd Turglars
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              Some of us are grateful for your reflective musings, thanks Mark.

    2. andy85wsm
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      I liked the luck community article this week otherwise this one is good too 😉

      1. Ruth_NZ
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        Yes. I think we have established that you like the sound of your own voice.

  3. mipola
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    My favorite article.

  4. Pointsonthebench
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    Love the pre-match preamble 🙂

    Tough gameweek this week.

    1. andy85wsm
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      Tough for all though

  5. Jönny
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    Wish I had the balls to captain Boyd.

    1. andy85wsm
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      Don't do it, save your balls

  6. Elniñorules
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    Favorite article of the week.

  7. FISSH
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    Gotta be Sanchez captain I reckon

    1. RubeRx
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      yep

    2. andy85wsm
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      Aguero for me

  8. Sithlord007
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    Hi

    My hardest captain choice in some while.

    Aguero
    ADM
    Sanchez

    Help me people

    1. Lord Flashheart
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      If you feeling punty adm. Looks like a good week to try. He is good for a cs assist and 2 bonus points,

    2. radamelodrama
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      Fine!
      imna go with Rooney(C) then.

    3. Hay Number 2
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      Ha my post is nearly identical...same issue

    4. andy85wsm
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      Aguero

  9. radamelodrama
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    (C) Rooney? or ADM or Sanchez?

    1. andy85wsm
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      Roooooooooooooooney

  10. Shrimp On The Barb
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    Best replacements for Wisdom and PVA with 0 ITB?

    1. Hay Number 2
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      Ha...I have no choice but to play em lol

    2. andy85wsm
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      Naughton/Haidara/Wollscheid if you can afford

    3. Effe
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      Dawson (the West Brom one)

  11. Hay Number 2
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    Awesome article...

    Anyone else struggling for a captain. I kNow the poll says aguero but I'm not sure. Considering the following:

    1. Giroud
    2. Di Maria
    3. Walters

    Any thoughts?

    1. andy85wsm
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      Been on Aguero all week so not changing now

    2. Epic Fail
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      2

  12. Defcons are for Kinnear
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    Austin (c) next week. 30 pointer coming up

    1. Hay Number 2
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      Me too

    2. QPR expects... glory!
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      Agreed. Those who don't have him will feel his wrath!

    3. andy85wsm
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      Shame Kane will get 46

    4. MBK 42
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      I'm not sure, Leicester don't conceded that many; they've not taken any real hammerings.

  13. Roland The Headless Thompso…
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    I've gone for Kouyaté. Scored against Manchester and Spurs in the last three games. Cyrstal Palce at home. PUNT 🙂

    1. MBK 42
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      I would have been tempted if I didn't have Downing.

    2. Hay Number 2
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      Sweet

    3. andy85wsm
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      Not sure he can keep scoring goals but good luck

  14. deshawn7
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    2FT 0.7 ITB

    A) Terry -> Janmaat/Cresswell
    B) Hazard -> Sanchez/YYT

    Your thoughts guys? (Will buy them back next week)

    1. andy85wsm
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      Cresswell
      Sanchez

  15. davies
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    "Favorite article"... OK, mate.

    1. Lord Flashheart
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      He meant paragraph

    2. Epic Fail
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      Are you not familiar with how rectum licking works 😉

      1. davies
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        Every. Single. Week.

  16. il Brutto
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    Boring transfer this week. Which would you prefer? Only 0,1 tied in Terry.

    a) Terry to Bertrand
    or
    b) Baird to C. Dawson

    1. andy85wsm
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      B

    2. Kurtinho
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      B. Perfect opportunity to clear the deadwood.

  17. FISSH
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    Krul or foster in goal?

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      Krul probably but its close

  18. Make United Great Again
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    Who remembers that DGW when Ivanovic and Hazard went mental couple years back

    1. Epic Fail
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      Yeah.

    2. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
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      o/

      1. Make United Great Again
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        Chelsea seem to deliver!

        Ivan Haz Costa FTW this time!

    3. andy85wsm
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      Ivanovic got 24 or something?

    4. Syd.
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      I hate Ivan

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      "It’s like we’re resigned to investing ten minutes talking to the plain-looking friend to get to the one we fancy."

      Watch out guys we've got a smooth criminal here

    • Bielsa's Blue Bucket
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      What is the West Ham back 4 looking like do we think?

      Need to do Dummet -- ? for -2

      1. Demí
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        Same as last game

      2. davies
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        Jenkinson Reid Tomkins Cresswell

        1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
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          Ta

    • davies
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      ADM, Eriksen and Cazorla... Pick two.

      Boyd > Moses or save FT?

      1. FISSH
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        Well one isn't suing this weekend so don't pick that

        1. davies
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          I meant for next week+ 😳

      2. andy85wsm
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        This week picks itself

        Save

    • Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      God I hate this article . . . .

      1. stilicho
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        🙂

        1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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          Hi Stilicho. Glad someone gets it.

      2. andy85wsm
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        Why?

      3. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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        OK, not really, but how must Mrs Mark feel about the idea that Mark is happy to settle for the plain one? I imagine she doesn't read these much . . .

        1. Mark
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          I was referring back to the time when "chatting up" was a concept in my life - it never really was - but I guess it was meant to be a long time ago. I relied purely on alcohol from 30 onwards 😉

          1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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            Same here tbh. I actually liked the metaphor, just found it risky. 🙂

    • andres
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      Worth upgrading wally to ozil/alexis for a hit?

      1. Epic Fail
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        Nah. I wouldnt

      2. Teror
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        Certainly not Alexis but possibly Ozil

      3. andy85wsm
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        Probably not no

      4. Moin
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        some people are captaining wally

    • Teror
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      Colback > Ki or Ibe for a -4?

      1. andy85wsm
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        Probably not for a hit

      2. Kurtinho
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        That would be a big Misteak.

    • Jernau M Gurgeh
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      Wikipedia:

      Kahuna is a Hawaiian word, defined in Pukui & Elbert (1986) as a "priest, sorcerer, magician, wizard, minister, expert in any profession". (See also Ancient Hawaii.) Forty types of kahuna are listed in the book Tales from the Night Rainbow.

      Wtf???

      1. TorresMagic™
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        Gwaun

    • Jonny HOW SON?
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      Who should I replace Wasilewski and Berahino with?

      Or shall I keep Berahino?

      1. andy85wsm
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        Come back with some options

        1. Jonny HOW SON?
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          A) Wasil ---> Haidara

          B) Wasil ---> Haidara + Berahino ---> Sakho for a hit

    • Bob.
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      I have Cazorla and Walcott again this week. I have two FT also. Will I sub one of them out for Mane? Or just ditch PVA? Have 5 minutes to decide! Cheers guys

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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        Ditch PvA I reckon

      2. andy85wsm
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        Ditch PvA

    • Granville
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      ADM or Silva?

      1. Prime
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        ADM, it's his week!

      2. andy85wsm
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        ADM this week

      3. gerrardl
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        ADM for sure

      4. Hay Number 2
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        For this gw dimaria, long term silva...

    • Irish Madridista ⭐
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      Safe enough to keep the armband on Caz?
      Or switch it to Ozil, Sanchez or Aguero?

      1. andy85wsm
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        Safe enough.

        I prefer Aguero

    • Prime
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      Chances all 3 of Sanchez, Giroud and Walcott are starting?

      1. andy85wsm
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        Fairly high. Walcott worst