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12 March 2015 1988 comments
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Simon March, aka Dufflinks, has been hanging around these pages since August 2011. A veteran of six Fantasy Premier League seasons, this campaign started more casual than ever, with Simon resigned to snatching the occasional live match from the other side of the world.

Against the odds, by Boxing Day he was fourth in the world. Six weeks ago, he reached the summit. As you read this, Simon sits on top of the FPL world by 30 points with his Wildcard still tucked away in his pocket and the whole Fantasy Football Scout community behind him. No pressure.

With Granville absent with a hangover from a mid-life stag do and another United disappointment, this week’s ScoutCast is dedicated to Simon’s story, as he wakes in the early hours to join Jonty and myself for a special edition.

We overcome countless gremlins to discuss how Simon gets by on rations of four live matches a season, how he can recall every point hit he’s ever taken and how one lucky cat may just hold the secret to his success over the remaining ten Gameweeks.

We end this episode with a shout-out to community legend, Doosra – get well soon Doos.

We’ve included a fully edited version of the ScoutCast on iTunes and via this link or the player below.

If you want to see Simon, myself, Jonty and the lucky cat in person, you can view the full un-edited Hangout movie below. Be warned – it really is a “warts and all” production.

Be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel if you want to get an alert for next week’s Hangout and future live episodes.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Lallana_
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    http://i.gyazo.com/fcfada6a6c80d2a9aed33e788bdcc460.png

    Good to go? Bench in order?
    Keeping my FT unless something in the pressers changes my mind.

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yes and Yes . Good luck 007

    2. Nobodinho
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      GTG

    3. Lallana_
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers. Good luck to you both 🙂

  2. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Krul (Lloris)
    PVA Ivan Bellerin (Clyne, Yoshida)
    Hazard Sanchez Silva Puncheon (Lucas)
    Kun Kane Kaustin

    1FT, 0.8ITB.

    Would you keep Lloris? Please convince me to keep him.
    Would you sell Yoshida this GW or sell FT?

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      *save FT

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Save
      Good next 4 fixtures

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers.
        Considering Yoshida to Dawson/Naughton next GW

    3. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I think you'll get away with that bench this week for sure Gooer,
      LLoris and Yoshi can be dealt with next week with 2FT's IMO

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks Zasa!
        Still not sure to play Krul ahead of Lloris...

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          I'd play Krul for sure, Everton attack is hopeless

        2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Paddy Power clean sheet odds
          Newcastle - 4.50, (7/2)
          Tottenham - 5.00, (4/1)

          It's a 50/50 decision . But the important thing is I recommended you play Krul before it was cool 😎

          1. Gooner97
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Cheers AW 🙂

    4. The Left Duke #3
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Save FT

  3. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    hey DZ, thoughts? 2.5m itb

    .....................Panti
    ........Terry - Clichy - Lescott
    Eriksen - Silva - Cazorla - Hazard
    ........Austin - Kane - Aguero

    Krul; Boyd - Wollscheid - Alderweireld

    tempted to save tbh

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Save

    2. Joggers Nipple
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Probably save.

      I would be slightly tempted to get rid of Clichy (too much money for a player with rotation issues, city poor defence)

      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I'm giving him the next two, which I have to imagine he would start given their proximity with the Barca match. After that he's out.

        1. Joggers Nipple
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          fair enough

    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah, save it

    4. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Save mate

    5. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      cheers peeps

  4. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Hate it when it's dead on here, makes me go on facebook and post things I regret in the morning 😆

    1. Rhinos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Just post them on here instead. We can keep a secret

    2. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Things like " Just ate toast and cheese and a snickers, Oooh I'm a bad fat boy!"

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        ...or is that more Twitter-speak? 😉

      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Was that you? Didn't know we were friends 😛

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Wow, that's news to me too. 🙂

      3. Joggers Nipple
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        it s the needy ones i hate.

        'cant believe this happening to me again' etc.

    3. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      One thing I've learned on FB, is to never quote Plato or The Republic on a status update.

  5. Rhinos
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Just had eat all you can Chinese and I definitely did. Guts in immense trouble right now so forgive me this question;
    Would you play Mane or Zamora?

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Firstly nice secondly I would probably play Mane

      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Fancy Chelsea cleanie but you probably right

      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Pretty sure I didn't eat a person although the duck was suspiciously chewy

        1. In Like Flynn.
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          How did you spell duck there? C.....A......T?

  6. BananaNose Maldonado
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    What are the chances that Toby starts?

    Cheers.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I'm hoping his price drops again first. Can only wait for team news. He must have a chance after being on the bench.

      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Pretty likely but wouldn't want him this week anyway

  7. Smudger’s Dirty Dozen
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    2 FT...squad for the week

    Pantil/Krul
    Clyne/Terry/Kos/Naughton/Wolls
    Haz/Silva/Sanchez/Phillips/Boyd
    Aguero/Giroud/Kane

    A Wolls to Dawson
    or
    B Kos/Boyd to Bellerin/Siggy

    1. Joggers Nipple
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      B, Boyd to Siggy quite easily. You dont want 1 out of Phillips or Boyd starting each week for you.

      Defence is fine

      1. Smudger’s Dirty Dozen
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Can't afford it...need to downgrade one of Kos/Clyne/Bellerin

        1. Joggers Nipple
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Sorry mis read. Would still do B

          Terry and Clyne almost every week to start then one of the other 3 alongside is fine.

  8. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Every week, Fortitude gets more and more f**ked up.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Given up on it.

      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Gonna persevere I think although not loving it, too much mystical stuff

      2. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Really can't see how they're all going to tie this together

      3. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Always thought Shay Given was more of a Game of Thrones fan

        1. Test Eagles
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          I see what you did there 🙂

  9. BananaNose Maldonado
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Forster
    Ivanovic - Terry - PvA
    Sanchez (C) - Hazard - Eriksen - Sterling
    Aguero - Kane - Austin

    Bench: Hamer - Dawson - Naughton - Moses

    0.4 ITB with 1 FT.

    A) Am I good to go?
    B) PvA or Dawson?
    C) Is it silly to consider Dawson and PvA and bench Sterling or Eriksen?

    1. Big Col
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      A) Yes
      B) both look good proving PVA starts
      C) Play the Mids over the Defenders

      1. Big Col
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        S/b providing not proving!

  10. Big Col
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    There currently 16 points between Ivanovic & Terry, is Ivanovic worth 0.8 more than Terry?

    1. Licky
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Only if he continues to score, so it depends on whether you think he can continue that strong run, I still rate Terry more for corner goals though so that's the problem.

  11. Lallana_
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Brilliant parody on David Luiz. Whoever came up with this is hilarious:

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=681182998658811&set=vb.106356299474820&type=2&theater

  12. Test Eagles
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I'm at a loss as to what to do with Phil Jones.

    On the one hand he plays for United, who are terrible at the back, and he's in bad form, and they have horrible fixtures, and he can't defend.

    On the other hand ...

    ... ok now it's clear!

    1. Rhinos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ask Penfold

      1. Test Eagles
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        He told me to drink more red wine ... and then get rid of Jones for Ivanovic

        1. BananaNose Maldonado
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          I got rid of Jones for Ivanovic an hour ago. I've never felt less burdened. Jones was a nightmare and a donkey.

  13. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    --------------------------------------- Foster --------------------------------------------

    ------------------------ Kos ------ Dawson ------ O'Shea -------------------------

    ---------- Hazard ---- Eriksen ---- Silva ---- Sanchez ---- Moses --------

    ---------------------------------- Aguero ----- Kane -----------------------------------

    (Sakho, Bertrand, Cresswell)

    2 FT, so need to use at least one. 0m in the bank

    A) 4m keeper to Myhill
    B) Eriksen to Sigurdsson
    C) Something else

    Not sure on getting rid of Cresswell or Sakho just yet, their next three after this week look great.

    1. Test Eagles
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      O'Shea would be at the top of my list if you need to burn a FT, not a big fan of Dawson either but worth keeping for this week i suppose.

      Eriksen's next few fixtures are pretty plum also!

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Who would you get in for O'Shea? Seems to be a bit of a void in the 4.5m defender range atm.

        1. Test Eagles
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Moses > Puncheon for a 1 week punt?

          It's a tricky spot you find yourself in as your starting XI are pretty solid this week.

          Maybe the goalkeeper dilemma might be worth addressing

          1. Captain Shirokov
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Yep, pointless to just waste the transfer so I might do what Rhinos suggests and sort out my keepers.

      2. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        AVL (H)
        WHU(A)
        NEW (H)

        Sunderland's next three, pretty decent to me.

      3. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I'd do a. No guarantees Foster will play

  14. El Libe
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Any help please!! I need to replace 2 defenders!

    -------------------------------- Pantilimon ---------------------------------
    -----Azpilicueta-----Clyne----Hutton----Haidara----Dummet------
    -------Mane---Hazard-------Sanchez----Silva----Boyd-----
    --------------Aguero-----------Giroud---------Kane-----------

    2 FT 2,0 ITB

    1. jaguar shark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      bring in schlupp and dawson?

  15. jaguar shark
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    what time do prices change tonight? thanks!

    1. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      In 1 hour and 20 minutes.

      1. jaguar shark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        thanks - had a feeling the time change in the states confused things...

  16. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Hi DZ ... 40 points behind my ML leader.

    > He has Silva + Sterling.
    > I have Sanchez + Cazorla.

    Which move should I do this week?

    A: Caz -> Silva ... to block potential gap increase and hope Sanchez outpoint Sterling.

    B: Leave it as is ... and hope Arsenal duo to outpoint Silva + Sterling.

    1. jaguar shark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      b. for sure

      1. NATSTER
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Just afraid that Silva vs Burnley will open more gap.

        He should be subbed off around 60 minutes if City are well ahead in this game though.

  17. enrico.palazzo
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Nightmare week with no Kane. Dropped to 7 k

    Pants (foster)
    Terry - pva - Clyne
    Eriksen - hazard - Sanchez - Moses
    Augero (c) - Austin - giroud

    Hutton, Baird, cork
    2.4 inB

    Which looks better
    1) Baird > zouma (play over clyne)
    2) eriksen > silva
    3) both -4
    4) other

    Really appreciate some help. Falling like a stone!

    1. jaguar shark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      why not austin to kane?

      1. BananaNose Maldonado
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        I second that. It's unthinkable not to have Kane at this point.

  18. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Getting Terry in, do not have enough to fund the Ivanovic move. Jones or Clyne off for the Chelsea defender?

    1. jaguar shark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      jones

    2. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Jones for me.
      How you doing? Catching up on you in Team Belgium league. 😉

      1. Grounderz
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Great. Yourself?

        I haven't been on as frequently as I had like as always been in the past seasons. Have since last season transitioned to a 9-5 guy, and I realized I do pretty well if I don't take unnecessary risks and hits!

        Yeah, game on! I'm not going to let you catch up to me!

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Good thanks.
          9-5 heh! Welcome to the rat race. 🙂

          I see we both have a sneaky WC up our sleeves... I guess I'm playing mine after Gw33 for the DGW34, any masterplan other than that?

    3. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Jones

  19. Nerazzuro
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Worth swapping Forster to another keeper for the remainder of the season? Who is most likely to keep the most clean sheets from now?

    1. BananaNose Maldonado
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I'm considering the same thing. I'm holding for now until Toby is nailed on. Then I'll switch to Toby for Southampton coverage and swap out Forster.

      1. Nerazzuro
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        who u thinking of swapping to?

        1. BananaNose Maldonado
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          It's going to depend on when Toby is nailed on and which keeper has good fixtures. I'm tempted to go to Pants to free up money.

          1. Nerazzuro
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            im thinking the same thing...

  20. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Hazard, Sanchez, Silva, Aguero or Kane captain?

    On Aguero atm.

    1. Margarido
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I m going to stick with Kane.
      Mainly because he is on form...

    2. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      With Aguero now, but thinking Kane too.

  21. bennyp
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Panti - (Foster)
    PVA - Terry - Moreno - (Bert - Dawson)
    Hazard - Cazorla - Eriksen - Moses - (Boyd)
    Austin - Aguero(c) - Kane

    1FT and 4.3ITB.

    Morneno to Ivan this week? Or save?

    1. Margarido
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      After hearing the World #1, save.

      1. bennyp
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        What?

  22. bigbudgie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Ivan to rise in price before next gameweek opens? I have exact change to do PVA>Ivan

    1. Chelsea Dagger
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Doubt he will rise again before next game week

  23. Demelbrush
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Do we think Bellerin will play both in the double?

    1. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Yes

    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      What double is this?

      1. Demelbrush
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        double 34 mate

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Arsenal have double also?

          Sorry wasn't aware of this

          1. Demelbrush
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            probably, yes.

  24. BIJ
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Have the draws been made for the cups yet, if so where are they?

  25. kalmoffit
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    The bookies have Milner as a more likely scorer than N'Doye. 😯

  26. pelle>>maradona
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    What are people's views on Costa as a fantasy asset, is it all going downhill for him now??

    1. BruLee
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Nop, still going to score goals

    2. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I'm going with him or Bony. Probably Bony first and swap later.

  27. BruLee
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Krul - Foster
    Bellerin - Bertrand - PVA - Kompany - Hutton
    Mane - Hazard - Silva - Eriksen - Boyd
    Aguero - Austin - Kane

    1FT. 5.7m in bank. What to do?

    Kompa to Iva?
    Austin to Giroud?
    Save?

  28. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Going Hazard(C), expecting a backlash from Chelsea.

    1. Test Eagles
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ewwwwwww ... this could be fun!

      I'm hoping for a Hazard goal in a 1-0 win, although I'm a little timid of them (and especially hazard) of recent.

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Hazard's been ticking over all the same though, time for an explosion methinks.

    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Also expecting Aguero to only get around 60 minutes.

  29. Test Eagles
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Would you start Clyne (che) or Jones (TOT)

    I can see the two buses parked up next to each other at Stamford Bridge, and I can also see Spurs scoring At Old Trafford.

    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      tough one that. probably jones

    2. bdwhite91
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Never bench Clyne and Man U will concede anyways imo. Thinking Chelsea Game could be a scoreless draw. City fan here with wishful thinking. Plus I have 3 sot defensive players and Ivan lol

    3. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Clyne. Two defensive teams playing each other.

  30. bdwhite91
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    I really wanna captain Puncheon, but I don't think I'll do it 🙁 trailing 19 points in my ML, I have to take risks sometime, but I'm not sure when the right time will be. Agüero the best choice this week? My other options are hazard and Ivanovic