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At the start of the international break the FFS UEFA group launched a new team competition. Here’s a look at what happens next to help teams prepare for Matchday 1. We have also included a quick recap of how the competition works. Further details can be found in the launch article of the FFS UEFA Cricket World Cup 2015

RECRUITMENT UPDATE

There are still a few spots left. If you’re keen, you may get in touch with the managers of teams that have spots left. The current squad compositions of the teams can be seen in the squads page, which also has the contact details of managers/captains.

WHAT NEXT?

All managers are to update their final 15 man roster on the squads page along with their FPL team IDs. The deadline for recruitment of players is 2nd April 2359 HRS UK Time.

This will enable us to develop the live scorecard in time for Matchday 1.

The deadline for Matchday 1 team submission is 3rd April 2359 HRS UK Time. There will be another article closer to the deadline informing teams what needs to be done then.

In the mean time here’s a quick recap of the rules and explanation of how the tournament works.

WHO IS IT FOR?

All posters of the Fantasy Football Scout community. Anyone who plays FPL can join the fun.

CRICKET? AND FPL? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

So. There are 12 teams in total. Each team has 15 players each. Like FPL, there are 11 playing squad members and four on the bench.

A team’s total runs scored in a particular Gameweek is the sum of the individual 11 players FPL scores in that GW.

Then, two teams go head-to-head and the team with the higher runs scored wins the particular clash.

WHEN DOES THE TOURNAMENT RUN?

The tournament runs from GW31 – GW38, according to the real Cricket World Cup format.

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE DETAILS?

The tournament will be run on the linked spreadsheet. So be sure to bookmark the link and become familiar with its geography.

WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT?

This game is aimed to bring out the “team” element to the fore, just like how it works in the real world. A team’s success isn’t dependent on one player alone after all.

As much as it’s a team game, leadership is so crucial. Each team will be led by a captain and a vice-captain, guided by a manager.

  • The manager is the know-it-all, who will answer any questions you may have during the course of the tournament. He will also have frequent strategic discussions with the captain. The manager is also the link of every team with the organizers. They have been chosen by the organizers for their valuable understanding of the game. The manager also submits his playing XI every week prior to the squad submission deadline.
  • The captain is the face of the team. He/she is the one who scouts the players (including vice-captain) for his team. Along with the manager, he/she decides the playing XI every week. Also, in the case of a tie in a particular clash, the captain’s FPL score is the tie-breaker.
  • The vice-captain will deputize for the captain in his absence and share his responsibility where apt. Every captain has either already or will be picking their vice-captains.

LIVE SCORECARD

Over the course of the Gameweek, you will have the chance to view the live scorecards of each team (similar to Scorecast for the HWC). This is brought to you by Pratik. There will also be some features like Twitter feeds and Chatango. More updates on this will follow.

HOW CAN I JOIN A TEAM?

The Scouting period for the teams runs from now until 2nd April. Basically it’s a period when each team will be scouting for players (along with their FPL IDs). The squads will then be announced on 3rd April.

You can also approach a captain, vice-captain or a manager to join the team of your interest. If you check the squad page, most of the teams have linked their Twitter or Email IDs. Places are likely to run off quickly. So if you’d like to express your interest, the time is now!

You can also follow the competition on Twitter at @FFS_UEFA. Tweet updates from your country using the hashtag #FFSCWC

Please do try and keep chat about the tournament to the comment section for this article.

Organised by The Crew (BillyGilmore ENR Pratik)

  1. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    News Announcement coming later! 😀

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Whoop Whoop

      I'll leave it up to Bonz. (refering to your last email)

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Logs in.... Reads a bunch of numbers

      Reads this....

      Logs off

      Ba$tards

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      You're getting sacked in the m̶o̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ evening. Ginkapo, you're getting sacked in the m̶o̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ evening

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Who put p45 next to my captaincy on the spreadsheet?

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        1. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          walks by whistling with head looking up

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  2. Cousin Greg
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Team SA / Team UAE players remaining
    Austin - 14 / 11
    Aguero - 10 / 14
    Guzan - 2 /0
    Silva - 9 / 10
    Yun - 2/0
    Phillips - 2 /2
    Hutton - 2/2
    Tekkers - 3/0
    Hart -1/0
    Clichy - 0 / 1
    Bench pts - 38/8

    We got this. #ProteaFire

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      As I thought, Aguero is our only enemy

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      1. Cousin Greg
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        we are total (including pts coming from bench ) 74pts ahead.
        we got this one.

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        1. Thomass
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Yup correct! #ProteaFire

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        2. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          We had this last week, so no great surprise there.

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          1. Thomass
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Agreed.

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    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks Jeff #ProteaFire

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    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks Steyn!

      Barring an Aguero hatter we've got this #ProteaFire

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        We'd probably still win

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    4. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      #ProteaHomeAndHosed

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    5. Trading Bear
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Looking Good

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  3. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    with such small gravs it is hard to tell australia from NZ team some times
    could NZ team just put losers after their name to help

    thanks loads

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Says Roland Rat.

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Even i thought it was a rat on first notice.

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      2. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        jeez now you mention it

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  4. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Team Bangladesh v Team Scotland update

    Team Bangladesh lead by 65 points

    Differentials

    Bangladesh Austin (c) x5, Aguero x 5 1x Pantillimon auto-sub

    Scotland Austin x 1 (non-captained), Phillips x1, Benteke x2 (1 as captain) Krul aut-sub x1 Myhill auto-sub x1, Guzan x1 Aguero (c) x2

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    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😎

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Basically I think it's tough for us to lose

        as a Kun captaineer I hope he goes nuts as we won't lose out too heavily and those Austin (c) could be the difference

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        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Did we get any of our team selections horribly wrong? I think Shirokov had a pretty bad week lol

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            we did

            Valar and SW6 should have played over Shirokov and Sidharth

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    2. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      5 Austin (c) advantage? Blimey!

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    3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I captained austin... my philips, benteke krul auto sub....

      Whatever happens u have won.... however we dont give a shite as we are just messing the first couple of games... and stand united.....

      Freeeeedoooom

      Ba$tards...

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      1. The Machine
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Not sure about the format above but bang have 9 austins more than scot overall. The tie is over anyway

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    4. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Umm so basically we have 9 austins

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        think so yes

        we had another Phillips but we benched it 😳

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    5. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      And an aguero. This difference format is quite confusing. We have won it anyway 🙂

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    6. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      In this game we right Austin x 10 rather than Austin (c) x5

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        And some of us can write right 😳

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    7. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Feck Austin. Feck FPL. And feck WBrom.

      Ba$tards

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    8. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Well done lads and well managed ,you're doing a fine job 🙂

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  5. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    In a few hours, we'll be set to launch the scorecard website. Personally, I think it's the best developed yet over all the past competitions so far.

    Hang in there 🙂

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    1. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Awesome:D , does that have the live chat thingamajig?

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Aye Aye.

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    2. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Always trust Pratik. 😀

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    3. Blue Lion
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Can't wait.

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  6. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    All joking aside I have to take my bunnet off to team ireland
    They have stood united in their belief in addressing stereotyping and abuse.
    It would be very easy for one or two of them to crack and join in.

    To go to the lengths of having a recruitment drive to make sure they avoided getting anyone with a sense of humour in order to avoid the Irish stereotyping has to be applauded.

    Bravo I say

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    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      🙂

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    2. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      An apt description. I'd not thought of that, bravo.

      Remember to add a smiley though, it makes the words carry less venom.

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      1. djenzio
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        but the venom is the best part

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        1. Breadbin
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          I agree, and I like the lack of smilies. It shows there is nothing shy or devious in the post.

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          1. Not Irish
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            #banter

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    3. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Oh sorry my bad
      Reply fail to someone

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      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Numbskull.

        Oops, also a reply fail.

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        1. djenzio
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Bench Bellerina

          another reply fail...jeez

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          1. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            But still good advice

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          2. Breadbin
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Done thankfully.

            Shall I submit my team Captain Dog?

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            1. John t penguin
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              I will send the spreadsheet out tonight for all to fill in
              Or you can just email me and I will add it

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      2. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Oh sorry failed reply fail

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  7. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Gink check mail,thanks

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    1. Diva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      #ProteaFired?

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Don't start

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        1. Diva
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          😆

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      2. BeachBadger
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        😆

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      You should have editing rights already. Do you not?

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Nope. Can't seem to get access

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  8. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Scottish press release

    Ba$tards

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    1. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      🙂

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    2. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😆

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    3. Saint Domingo
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😆

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    4. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😆

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  9. lilmessipran
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Pleas. Edit the " who it is for " thing in this article !-it isn't for anyone who plays fpl so don't mislead people by saying that

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    1. Sunny 😎
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Over 20k posters on FFS but just 180 something spots.

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  10. Saniul
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Ways to get into the Ireland XI.

    Step 1. If you have Austin, (c) him.
    Step 2. If you don't have Austin, (c) Aguero over Hazard/Kane.
    Step 3. Or ignore step 1/2, and just get Benteke.

    😛

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Step 4

      Be a member of Team Ireland

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    2. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Or by them a couple of pints of Guinness

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    3. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I've still got Defoe but I luckily I don't think anyone's noticed

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      1. Saniul
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Do Defoe to Benteke now. 😉
        And no, Agbonlahor won't do. 😛

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        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          If Defoe doesn't get me benched, a hit sure will 😉

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    4. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Glad I'm not in this team. The captain has decided the best option is Austin.

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      1. Saniul
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        I'm glad too, trust me.

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  11. Cousin Greg
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Hahaha..Aussies..:lol: 😆

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  12. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Lets go fakiiiiiiiinggggggg menthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

    Cricket is starting !!!

    Lets go fakiiiiiiiinggggggg menthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

    Cricket is starting !!!

    Lets go fakiiiiiiiinggggggg menthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

    Cricket is starting !!!

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      well said dan 😀

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😀 Are you an Aussie then Dan?

      Trific first deadline day signing.

      And whats better...The Special One kicks off Transfer Deadline Day in style 😆

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Juuuuuhhuuuuu

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  13. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Is it too early to lol at Sri Lanka? 😉

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Oh, and if any Microsoft Paint experts fancy NZing up my grav, be my guest 😳

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    2. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      We benched the creator of Fantasy Football 🙁

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      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Getting your excuses in early? 😉

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        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Ha!

          Nah - fair play, you guys looked to have nailed it. A great first match up - looking forward to the next.

          I'll be watching the game tonight hoping for 3 Austin assists to Phillips hat trick in a 3-0 win 😀

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    3. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Might be a tad early EF 😀

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        No problem. I'll come back later then 😀

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      2. Desertbug
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Not too early to tip our hats to our Kiwi Manager for his 99% performance.

        Outstanding job Innsie!!!!

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        1. President John F. Keninnsie
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Haha cheers mate. Hopefully that'll be 100% tomorrow as Zasa has Benteke (c) to come.

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          1. Desertbug
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            A Benteke explosion would let my brother creep a bit closer in my ML, but he is still about 90 points behind me, so I think I could probably handle it for the greater glory of the Kiwi Nation!

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    4. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Just about recovered from my weekend transfer disaster costing me 20 points (Wollscheid & Sanchez -> Lescott & Mata) resulting in me playing Mata (5) and Lescott (0) instead of Sanchez (13) and Bellerin (7).

      It's a bit painful when you realise that sleeping through the transfer deadline would have seen you 20 points better off and with 2 free transfers in hand!

      I basically trod on my own wicket.

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      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        In the top 100 still though and a green arrow this week! Nicely done

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        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Would be sitting 25th in the world if I'd made no transfers! Also Mark has positioned himself nicely on my shoulder and has a better looking team this week - I think my grip on the Contributors and Moderators league has been critically loosened.

          Ah well, ifs and buts never do any good - onwards and upwards 🙂

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          1. andy85wsm
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            25th! Okay that is a bit harsh - unlucky man.

            Still plenty of time to make it up.

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            1. GreenWindmill
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              It's annoying that it looks like costing us this tie too - I'm sure we'll reach the knockout stages though.

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              1. andy85wsm
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 15 Years
                10 years, 8 months ago

                The Mark benching hasn't helped either (although nothing to say it may not have happened anyway).

                If we get beat it's by a very good side, nothing to be ashamed of! Just have to hope we can still go through

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      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Last time I checked 20-5=15

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        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          It's upset me to the extent that basic maths is no longer a feature of my brain 🙁

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          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Don't worry, I did the same (sort of). I sold Haidara for McAuley and benched Bellerin as a result.

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            1. GreenWindmill
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              That Arsenal game was a terrible start to the weekend - doubt you enjoyed it too much either!

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              1. Billy Gilmore
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 8 months ago

                Yeah, wasn't much fun watching Kolamitous Toure in action. 🙁

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                1. GreenWindmill
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  10 years, 8 months ago

                  My plan before the weekend was that this week's transfer would be Mata to a Liverpool midfielder. Any recommendations?

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                  1. Billy Gilmore
                    • 13 Years
                    10 years, 8 months ago

                    It's a bloody minefield. Would say Sterling if I was sure he'd not be playing WB, but who knows what the feck Rodgers is going to do...

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                    1. GreenWindmill
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 14 Years
                      10 years, 8 months ago

                      Yeah, that's what I thought. Hard to believe you won't put at least 4 past us on the weekend but it's knowing who will benefit.

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    5. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      We're being very magnanimous! Not over yet, Phillips grabbing a goal could make all the difference. MArk is the first scapegoat - if only he'd submitted his team in time...

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      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        We're a classy outfit 🙂

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        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Exactly, I'll put all of the blame on the creator of this website, but say well played, through gritted teeth, to the opposition. Class personified.

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  14. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Hello! Our deal is still holding up as the Gaffer needs to submit all the paperwork

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    1. Ziegler1988
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Will you have the deal sheet in by the deadline?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        If need be I can step above my grade and complete the paperwork

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  15. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Yessss Proteas! 😀

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      *blows the vuvuzela*

      #ProteaFire

      *blows vuvuzela harder*

      it's not over.

      Let's increase our net run difference to over 150 boys.

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Yun's going to score a hattrick for us, oh wait...

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    2. C-Dawgg
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      It's all just run difference from here lads, the great City experiment failed.

      #ProteaFire

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Avoid a hit this week Thomass, looks like you will need to captain the team as my team is falling to bits this weekend.

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  16. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Sorry for the delay…

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Its not your fault, Bonz is experiencing technical difficulties.

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah I've just notice.

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      2. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        We will get there eventually!

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I have received word from Bonz, Go ahead with your announcement.

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Teaser - the fpl ID of Vuvuzela is 56335

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        1. Thomass
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Done! Check below

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Cheers. I think I am in charge of team selection too due to Bonz' technical issues.

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            1. Thomass
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              Excellent, shall we discuss it tomorrow?

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              1. Ginkapo FPL
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 8 months ago

                Yeah I'll be in touch, will probably be in the evening if thats ok.

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                1. Thomass
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 8 months ago

                  Yeah sure! 😀

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                  1. Thomass
                    • 13 Years
                    10 years, 8 months ago

                    Exciting times! 😀 🙂

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  17. Ellipsis
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Lords and ladies of the fine Gentry, ladies and gentlemen, peasants and paupers...

    Welcome to match day one of the FFS CWC!

    The Convicts await us today in what should prove to be a thrilling encounter, the kind of match that gets all the neutrals licking their lips. There's so much history in this fixture. Naturally the convicts have somewhat of a major chip on their shoulder facing their former masters. For us it's a matter of pride that we cannot lose to a bunch of low life, thieving scoundrels. They may have stolen apples from queen and country but we're hoping they wont nick the result today!

    Secretly though we're hoping there'll be no jiggery pokery making us look like bafoons... they've got rather good at sports, exiling them to a land of perfect weather where essentially they're on a permanent holiday and have all the time in the world to hone their cricket skills was perhaps in hindsight a poor bit of judgement!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_iG_W0gvk

    We feel that amongst the shenannigans, tom foolery and lovely luncheons at lords we have picked a team that can keep those tanned rotters stuck to the crease at and at a good bats length... however only time will tell.

    Starting for the barmy army will be:

    Captain Spectrum King of Spin

    VC Lion Sunny Beamer

    DJEnzio-Lewis-42-Method

    Lion Topmandan

    Oy of the 42 overs

    MrCadburysdickiebird

    Hit for Sess!

    Mid-on the silly one

    Monty PIEnesar

    Half Centruy Henry

    Lion Ellipsis Bow Thumb 42

    Riding the pine, cheering us on and chucking left over bog roll as well as stale scones from matrons pantry will be:

    Over-arm-us and OUT!
    Sir Slippin and fishin
    Diego Middle-offie
    Sticky wicket Wasabi 42 overs not out

    All we can do now is sip tea and wait, kick off approaches...

    Here's to a fantastic tournament, good luck to all you foreign rotters!

    Thanks to FFS and ENR, Pratik and billy and everyone else helping out for getting this up and running. Thank you to everyone playing and all those that applied, I wish we could have fitted more of you in the squad!

    and after a long international break bring on the games!!!

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      A fine speech, Ellipsis. The team are all up for this

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Cracking stuff

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  18. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Hands up all those in teams who scored more than 600 runs on Day One...

    o/

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Ooh. It's suddenly very quiet in here.

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      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        😆

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      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        😆

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    2. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      o/

      but lowest score 😎

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    3. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      o/

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    4. Sunny 😎
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I'll ask you about who has points on the board after the gw ends 😉

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        You can ask but we won't hear you for all the champagne corks popping in our dressing room

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    5. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Not everyone can face easy bowlers.

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  19. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Muppet and Breadbin on the same team, nice idea. Putting them together so a limit can be put as to how many teams they incite unrest in.

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    1. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      We Scots are a veritable picture of harmony. The unrest has been in various other camps I won't name.

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Just call him a ba$tard and Glasgow kiss him...

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        1. Not Irish
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Right. What was I thinking.

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Buck your ideas up laddie...

            Come on yoos got an excuse to abuse tis in our nature

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      2. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Ireland.

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  20. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    The Scots are the bollox of a team....

    Jog on the rest of ya wannabes...

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    1. djenzio
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      True. Yous are a bollox!

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    2. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Aye - a pair o' hairy bags.....

      Even dogs would give you a good licking, what what !
      😀

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      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        What country does a green lion represent?

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        1. Colonel Wasabi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          It's a wasabi lion......

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          1. Breadbin
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Japanese lion?

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            1. Colonel Wasabi
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              Well - I am suffering a bit of a cultural trauma - being English isn't easy for a Taff !

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              1. Colonel Wasabi
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 8 months ago

                How's the wee laddie getting on ?

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                1. Breadbin
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 8 months ago

                  Didn't recognise you! We're all good, hope you're well too.

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                  1. Colonel Wasabi
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    10 years, 8 months ago

                    Glad to hear that 🙂

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    3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Feckin English scum give it large.... Come up here with your what what what and see what happens 😉

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Chin chin

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      2. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        I say old boy....I used to live in Glesgie.
        Rather charming it was too.
        The heavy was reasonably priced, and the city of culture year was jolly fun..
        Greenest city in Europe I do believe.
        They even played cricket rather well at my rugger club......

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  21. Ellipsis
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Good day to you Lords and ladies of the gentry, ladies and Gentlemen, peasants and paupers,

    On this fine and sunny day on this green and pleasant Isle in merry old England we say hip hip hooray! Jolly good show old boys! We have triumphed against the convicts in game 1!

    Commiserations to Australia who put up a valiant performance in the final innings in their bid to hunt down our total.

    After the first few overs things started to look reasonably comfortable and by tea time on day one over cucumber sandwiches one believed we were set to give them a royal thrashing. Steadfast we batted with all our might to see them off but much to their credit and thieving ways they stole back much of the lead we had afforded ourselves but in the end despite some fantastic batting from Australia we managed to see them out.

    I'm somewhat miffed that personally I was just short of being able to lift my bat aloft for her majesty to celebrate a century. Never the less I was pleased to do my part in what was a fantastic performance from the chaps.

    Now we aim our sights on a different breed of antipodeans altogether for the second test. They scored extremely well in a frightfully close encounter against Sri Lanka.

    We're very much hoping that we can overcome them and plot the exit and extinction of the kiwis from the tournament.

    Matron beckons, back in the board room at lords we're cleaning up after the celebrations, now back to the serious business of luncheon and preparing for the weekends action..

    Until then it's toodle pip and tally ho England!

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    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      i raise a pims to your team my border brother

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      1. djenzio
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        cheers

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      2. Ellipsis
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Here's a wee dram to you old boy!

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Defeating the hosts at their own backyard and claiming the ashes in style - well done gents.

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Why thank you ENR

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      2. Ellipsis
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        It's just what we do... Holland in their back yard in the opener for the hockey too 😉

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    3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Well done lads a great performance with bat and ball this weekend. Now into the other Southern Hemisphere club where we hope to dish out another tonking this week.

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        And subtle put down of the Saffers as well :guffaw:

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    4. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Grumble grumble...walk in the park...grumble grumble

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      1. djenzio
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        hehe

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      2. Ellipsis
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        We can take a gentle stroll out on the pavilion together to toast the victor after the match old bean. Best of luck!

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    5. Sunny 😎
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😎

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  22. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Protea Fire Announcement:

    After the late signing of KP MorkelNinoRules the world of cricket has been in disarray:
    England are concerned about South Africa taking back their wandering brother in arms.
    Australia and New Zealand realise that midst their childish bickering, their inner workings were stolen for the Proteas.
    Its dawned on UAE that it was all front, and in fact South Africa started team training six months ago.
    As for the other teams, stern meetings have been held to look at the quality, or lack thereof, in their squads.

    South Africa have made their team selection. Thomass should be delivering a presser imminently with this much anticipated information. Fair to say it was not an easy choice.

    As Captain of South Africa, and leader in Bonz' temporary absense, I must extend our warmest salutations and wish you all the very best luck in what should be a tough fight to the bitter end. A tough fight for the runners up spot that is. There shall only be one winner, and I am afraid to say, we have already guaranteed that position.

    #ProteaFire

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    1. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😯 Don't tell me enr has pre scripted all the match results as well as the recruitment drama

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  23. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Team Bangladesh is please to announce the appointment of its final team member and new team captain

    Team Bangladesh welcomes Bubz to the fold.

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    1. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      That's one nice acquisition, I see.

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    2. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Hmmmm....good signing

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  24. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    I was asked to post a presser South Africa style. So I used RVP's statement upon joining United, thought it would be apt: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/19296077 😆

    Ex-Aussie cricketer, Elninorules, has signed a four-year deal and could make his debut against UAE on Saturday.

    He said: "It's an honour to sign for South Africa. I am looking forward to following in the footsteps of so many great cricketers, bringing my experience and playing my part to help the team compete for the biggest trophies in the game. I can't wait to get started."

    South Africa manager Bonz said: "The boy wanted to come. He turned down various countries. If Thomass hadn't told us he wanted to come to South Africa, the transfer wouldn't have happened Credit to the vice captain as well."

    Vice-Captain Thomass on ENR
    "ENR is a world-class cricketer with a proven record. His talents need no introduction to our fans. He has scored a number of runs and taken a lot of wickets against us in some classic battles with his former team. His all-round ability is outstanding. We never thought we could get ENR. If you go back a week ago, I couldn't see us getting him. I thought OZ are not going to let him go. When I read he was sacked, that is when we acted. It has been a long haul."

    Captain Ginkapo revealed he enjoyed negotiating with ENR's agent Salma Hayek.
    "I can't elaborate but it was amicable," said the Scot. "Salma knew the boy wanted to join us. That made it a bit easier but not in terms of trying to reduce the fee. She could run a poker school in Govan. He got a great price but we are also happy the matter is concluded. From the starting position when we first started negotiating, we have done well."

    Morkelninorules (previously Maxwellninorules) said there were "no hard feelings" against his former team Australia.
    "It's just uncertain elements that we had a different view on. That's life. No-one is angry at me and I'm not angry at them," he said. "It is always difficult to find the perfect match but I feel this is the perfect match. South Africa breathes cricket. If you look at all the players from South Africa, the stadium, the manager, the captains - my choice was made very soon in my mind."

    #ProteaFire

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      This really is a thrilling announcement. Welcome on board Morkelnino!

      #ProteaFiredUp!

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      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        42 not out, nice... 😀

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        1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          😉

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      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Delighted with the opportunity to be playing alongside cricketing greats like yourself, De Jelliers.

        #ProteaHired

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  25. Ellipsis
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Good evening Lords and ladies of the fine gentry, ladies and gentlemen, peasants and paupers!

    Well it's been a while since you rotters had the pleasure of a presser from the reigning champs so here we are once again to brighten up your miserable, pitiful and despicably dross foreign lives!

    We come to you live from Lords following another exquisite banquet, this time to celebrate finalising our business for the teams recruitment.

    We never thought we could be any stronger than we were when as the great gauchos of Argentina we came in as "underdogs" to smash the competition for 6 in the hockey world cup! It really was a "walk in the park"! (Isn't that right Master Gilmore?! 😀 )

    It is very rare that us Englishmen are wrong but we hold our hands up this time feeling somewhat embarrassed... we we're wrong... with our 5 new signings one must admit that we are now stronger than ever! The team has gelled and the fantastic team ethos and Gaucho junta spirit lives on!

    Ladies and Gentlemen...fanfare please for our 3 newest signings!

    Allow us to unveil to you our young and talented Slovenian signing, themajesty the Queen has already fast tracked a British passport to ensure we could sign him before the deadline and judging by the way the pair got on (and the way she kept cheekily piching his bum) he'll be the first to be asked "to arise" when we come back with the trophy! He's an immovable character made of really solid stuff, he's already the rock of the team...can you smell'l'l'l'l what he is cooking?! Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Rok aka "Oenomaus" or as we know him now "Over-arm-us and OUT!".

    Next we have a fellow who once again required the assistance of our gracious, glorious Queen due to budget issues (our banquets don't grow on trees!). He Costa hell of a lot to sign but one is quite sure that this fine chap is worth every penny. He's a versatile character who sometimes is sweet, sometimes bitter. Some refer to him as a "tall, skinny" chap, we call him "Grande" and he's always ready "to go". Ladies and Gentleman: Diego Costa Coffee aka "Diego Middle and offie"

    Lastly but by no means least we are delighted to unveil our final piece of the pie. He's well known at football grounds up and down the land for giving substance at the interval, he's an fpl veteran of unparralled talent. Last year he made the top 1000 in the world. A real achievment especially when you consider that we're dealing with a somewhat fussy character. You see ladies and gentleman last season he decided he didn't like the cut of a certain Mr Suarez's jib...SO HE BANNED HIM. Most of us managed without him for those first 6 gameweeks. This man managed for 38 weeks without him earning him recognition over at fpl discovery as a hero of the top 1k. Currently sitting at a rank of 260 in the world it is with a great honour to present to you our final signing PIE!!!

    We didn't rush ourselves in this recruitment period, one was far too comfortable in the board room at lords quaffing pimms and fine dining around the clock! We are extremely happy with the players we have signed after a very thorough process.

    For the first time we have the whole squad togther, ladies and gentlemen: The Barmy Army to represent England in the FFSCWC 2015:

    Captain Spectrum King of Spin.

    VC Lion Sunny Beamer

    Oy of the 42 overs

    DjEzio-Lewis-42-Method

    Sticky wicket Wasabi 42 not out

    Hit for Sess!

    Half Century Henry

    Don the special one

    Mr Dickie Birds Parrott

    Topmandan (Better than Dilshan)?

    Fysh Caught in the deep

    Over-arm-us and OUT!

    Diego Middle and offie

    Pie

    Lion Ellipsis Bow Thumb 42 Barmy Army Manager

    Now that we are fully assembled we can turn our attention to the Convicts... we're looking forward to giving those apple thieving scumbags a damn good hiding for queen and country! We're already raring to go!

    Until Friday night we bid you well and thank you for managing with your tiny, puny foreign minds to listen to this important announcement from team England.

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    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      What a fine recruiting mission glad to have these dapper gents on board

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Can we have KPmandan back please. We have till tomorrow to finalise.

        #ProteaFire

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      2. Ross Geller
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        And we are all honoured to be given a chance to represent the finest team of all. TEAM ENGLAND!!!

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        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Rok solid team right there

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          1. Ross Geller
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            And rock solid team England right here 😉

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    2. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      i love getting free books

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    3. PÍE
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I say, what a splendid chap.

      Honoured to join such a cracking team.

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Welcome aboard Pie.

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        1. PÍE
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Thank you sir!

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    4. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Nice team but winning a different format with a different country and different players does not make you a defending world champion as you keep claiming

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Correction same format, team name is irrelevant but yes new recruits.

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      2. Ellipsis
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Same format. Different Name. Hockey, Cricket... Whatever. We are the current UEFA tourney champs. End of!

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        1. djenzio
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          spot on my dear fellow. Jeeves could not have said it better

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      3. djenzio
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        do I sense an air of bitter pie from you good sir?

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      4. Ellipsis
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        By the way good luck in the plate. Oh wait.. there's no plate. Make the most of your tourney experience in the group stages and have fun whilst one can old boy! I'm sure the BBC will make some spiffing "montages" for the end of match coverage and if you paint your fern nice and neatly you might make the directors cut as your "exiting the tourney tears" delicately cause it to meander down your cheek and just before the mascara like droplet falls from your jaw the camera will zoom out putting you out of focus as the sound department cues up and plays "dry your eyes mate" by the streets.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c

        Credits roll. NZ out!

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    5. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Oh bravo!

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    6. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Good stuff there Ellipsis.

      Time to play for the Mourinho award again 😉

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  26. The Gambler.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    We all sorted that JT ?

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    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      whats our twitter handle?

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      1. Ronny Hotdog
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        @deepfriedirnbru

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        1. The Gambler.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          NAW, MARS BARS MATE

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        2. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Brilliant. Not #Tunnocks?

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      2. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        i only have my own one, hardly use it anyway. not sure if i can set up another one, but i wouldnt use it anyway.
        feel free if you want

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    2. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Eye doo baleev thaht's oos, matey.

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        What?

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      2. Amateur Pundit Zan
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Wow nailed it. That actually came across as an american doing a bad scottish accent which is how it must sound in your head.

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        1. Breadbin
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Glasgow smile for you.

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          1. BabyB
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Glasgow kiss?

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          2. Kings of Lyon ★
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            😆 you mean Glasgow kiss? 😉

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            1. Breadbin
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              Nope.

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                • 12 Years
                10 years, 8 months ago

                BB did you get my facepaint?

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          3. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            I think this is a hybrid of a Chelsea Smile and a Glasgow Kiss.

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            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              Quick wikipedia search. Never new Glasgow smile was an alternative name fo the Chelsea smile before

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          4. Billy Gilmore
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Why so serious?

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        2. Not Irish
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Woot doo yoo meen?

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          1. TokyoRed 東京赤
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Wha d'ya meen?

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      3. TokyoRed 東京赤
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Read more Irvine Welsh

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        1. Not Irish
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Weye wood eye doo thaht?

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          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            What?

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          2. Amateur Pundit Zan
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            😆

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            1. King H
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              Glasvegian born and Bread pal.

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          3. Woy of the Wovers
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            :crikey:

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  27. Blue Lion
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    FFS UEFA fact:

    A team having ENR has never progressed past the group stages.

    #4Tournaments#True Story
    #ProteaMisfiring

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I believe, a team managed by Bonz and I has never failed to make it out of the groups.

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        *without ENR.

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  28. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    What's with teams that are hiding players and team links until the last minute. They must be scared of their opponents or something.

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    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      South Africa I am looking at you. Are you chicken?

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      1. Amateur Pundit Zan
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        I think in South Africa's case their captain just can't work a spreadsheet

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        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          They are a whole nation surely one of them can use a spreadsheet! It reeks of lack of confidence.

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          1. BONZ
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Plenty of confidence - lack of internet vut all done on line with the required timescales - keep looking over the garden fence - in this case........

            The grass is greener!!

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            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              I will give you that. When you have sand everybodys grass is greener.

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        2. BeachBadger
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          😆 Now you have me picturing GInk with a pen and paper out furiously scribbling out team changes and wishing he'd used a pencil :Lol:

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            1. BeachBadger
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              😆

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            2. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              Must watch Zoolander again. have a plus 1

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  29. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    I have pressed the reporting green triangle loads of times and nothing has ever been done

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Hey, you're right there. What's that about?

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    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    @ENR scroll up, its all done now bar South Africa, New Zealand and England who still havent filled their rosters on the spreadsheet!

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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      * greenwindmill spotted a mistake, I fixed it in reply to him

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      YOU LEGEND!!!

      Can everyone just verify the below codes?

      $player_names_aus = array('Heels Over Head','Giggs Boson','Mull','Count of Monte Hristo','Stoichkov','Wakey','Balders','I Am Not For Kinnear','Blue Blooded Gorkhali','Newman','Daniel','Snake Juice','Champ','Billy Gilmore','Zep McGrath');

      $player_ids_aus = array('253','109','26895','2492','152','4186','767','640','3446','2629189','56424','2955','35489','45','2800');

      ----

      $player_names_sri = array('d1sable','Jonty','In Like Flynn','Spencer','GreenWindmill','Tom Fenley','Andy85wsm','Kings of Lyon','Beavis','Doolittle','Athletico Timbo','Demi','Wild Rover','Mark','Dufflinks');

      $player_ids_sri = array('917','440','5275','157','453','38036','352','32','84','2044011','806','56','36','6907','390');

      ----
      $player_names_ban = array('Nate','Valar','Pepin','TommyTour','Rupert the Horse','Sidharth','Corkyote','Hasselbaink','Ludo','Captain Shirokov','Triggerlips','SeanTBN','Super Zlatan','SW6','Bubz');

      $player_ids_ban = array('345681','1995','44936','13083','111387','2494','146','19581','1169','56688','424','8354','1133','201','138');

      ---
      $player_names_sco = array('old school','clam-a-ram','business dog','supersonic','albertini','njfnjfn','faux_c','king nil miss','reserved','spatburgunder','fitzy','dusan citizen','crystal pulis','harry redknapps dog','breadbin');

      $player_ids_sco = array('7603','411425','6268','8198','112047','262656','561','100','histor','1080','46902','500','9818','117168','137818');

      ---

      $player_names_ind = array('Pundit of Punts','La Roja','Aliminator','Billy Ketsu','Ziegler1988','Zombie','Bend It Like Bennett','Blue Of Leicester','Gargamel','Granville','Never Trust Bony','Meerlight','TokyoRed','Guy Demels Shaved Head','The Fantasy Freak');

      $player_ids_ind = array('725','8348','896','31650','2059','3184','4260','83799','590','11856','798','309','1473','15769','49');

      ---

      $player_names_ire = array('Saniul','H V T','Numb','Timtastic03','Pompeyfan','N.A.B.I.L','iCon','Little Lukin','Reedy','Roscola','Siva Mohan','Irish Madridista','Lucy','Jaffalicious!','Kuqi Monster');

      $player_ids_ire = array('6850','2250','3371583','1147293','50713','37578','4821','468294','678','81','5926','29758','483','12092','1331','6850');

      ----

      $player_names_uae = array('BsloeBadger','Jawain','SCAB','Davies','Holmes','Moin','DIVA','Cheeseoid','Babyb','Punty','costainho','Mr.Grv','Lambey','GTS','Turtlepower');

      $player_ids_uae = array('26656','28835','198851','76475','6462','1965','37751','1641','1296892','301','751978','2245233','45445','128391','71958');

      ----

      $player_names_pak = array('Doosra','Shipstontrev','Hunter S Thompson','Gnu','Somalion','Sarnab','1966','AppleBonkers','Emperikal','Grounderz','Colonel Shoe','RoysCallerAnne','Lawro','Hibster','4vets');

      $player_ids_pak = array('3727','279','1556896','141','447','1994','21091','80080','323','1159','25499','2475','803','244693','283');

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Ireland corrected.

        $player_names_ire = array('Saniul','H V T','Numb','Timtastic03','Pompeyfan','N.A.B.I.L','iCon','Little Lukin','Reedy','Roscola','Siva Mohan','Irish Madridista','Lucy','Jaffalicious!','Kuqi Monster');

        $player_ids_ire = array('6850','2250','3371583','1147293','50713','37578','4821','468294','678','81','5926','29758','483','12092','1331');

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      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Scotland error spotted. Ba$tards.

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        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Assuming Scotland's 15th man is Muppet it should be:

        $player_names_sco = array('old school','clam-a-ram','business dog','supersonic','albertini','njfnjfn','faux_c','king nil miss','muppet rampage','spatburgunder','fitzy','dusan citizen','crystal pulis','harry redknapps dog','breadbin');

        $player_ids_sco = array('7603','411425','6268','8198','112047','262656','561','100','234204','1080','46902','500','9818','117168','137818');

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Thanks dude! 😀

          Only left with NZ, SA, WI and England.

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Hey hey, Deadline is 23:59 today for squad selection.

            How do you even know that we wont poach a player of another team and ruin that array too!

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            1. Elniñorules
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              As long as half a team doesn't move together, I'll manage 😀

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              1. Elniñorules
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 8 months ago

                Anything is possible with your team though 😆

                #ProteaFireSale

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        2. Clam. ☘️
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Thanks for that!

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      3. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Some stalking Balders style and that's NZ sorted 🙂

        $player_names_nz = array('Innsie','Walsh','Desertbug','Ryan','Christina','Grubs','SAB','Epic Fail','Beric','Gloria Kanchelskis','Zasa','Milanista','Sporting','Zan Keroski','NickOfOz');

        $player_ids_nz = array('10934','1678','3740','1707','572','4090','5549','219','967846','37017','5428','18006','941320','150501','33569');

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          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          😆 I prefer the term scouting ENR 😉

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      4. BeachBadger
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        UAE's looks good to go to me

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Sweet!

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        2. Diva
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Technically, I don't shout my name, but I expect the opposition will in frustration as they taste defeat. 😀

          Diva

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          1. BeachBadger
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            Haha Apologies Diva

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            1. Diva
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 8 months ago

              No worries boss, I just assumed Scab and I were on the naughty steps (well penthouses) at the Burj. Maybe I'm making a mistake now and Scab is actually SCAB. 😆

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              1. BeachBadger
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 8 months ago

                NO he's down as Scab too 😆 I dont know what it is I guess its the all caps on FFS usernames that makes me write them like that and the long names just look weird but the short ones look alright

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          2. Mr. Grv
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 8 months ago

            😀

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