[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. I hate Craig Gardner
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    11 years, 1 month ago

    Clyne to Terry for -4?

    1. d1sable
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      I would

    2. v12w12
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      Yes

  2. UKG
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    Play Bruce over Giroud or Kane?

    1. Exeter Gently
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      play giroud or kane over bruce

      1. Gooner Kebab
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        this

    2. Captain Peacock
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      No

    3. v12w12
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      No, play kane

    4. LMFAO
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      Hahaha

  3. HNI
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    Which wud you choose for rest of season
    1)Van Anholt
    2)Vlaar

    1. Exeter Gently
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      1, has a double coming up

    2. Tony Yeboah
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      pva for the double...and attacking returns possible

    3. Cantona90
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      Pva

    4. LMFAO
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      3.LOL

  4. Takamba
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    Start:

    Alderweireld OR Wollschield??

    Really stumped on this one.....

    1. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
      • 14 Years
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      Udder over Wholeshite

    2. Exeter Gently
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      aldi

    3. bacary lasagna
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      I'd play wolls

    4. Captain Peacock
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      Wolly

  5. Garfield1001
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    Bench Remy or Boyd? Thanks

    1. sminkypinky
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      Questions like these puzzle me. Especially from a member. 🙄

      1. Garfield1001
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Pardon?

        1. sminkypinky
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          Remy is out. Defo. Surely you heard. Hence no dilemma.

          1. sminkypinky
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            Sorry. Came out a little pricky. But you know. It's crunch time. Dgw. Step up son!

  6. Az
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    15 mins til the madness ends

    and the new madness begins!

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      Are you keeping Kane ?

  7. Exeter Gently
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    who are you worried about not owning/playing this gw?

    puncheon (on the bench)

    1. Dr Dream
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      Cesc.

  8. The EJJ
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    Already done a -4.

    Is it still worth doing Remy -> Vardy?

    1. 99problems
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      Don't think remy will play so yeah probably

  9. The Bandit
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    Pages

    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Yellow

    2. Exeter Gently
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      loud noises

  10. Tony Yeboah
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    why did i sign costa?

    1. Esalman
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      Whatever Kun ca do to AVL, Costa can do that to LEI.

      1. Tony Yeboah
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        thanks...needed reassurance 🙂

        1. Esalman
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          I'm assuring myself 🙂

    2. sminkypinky
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      Cos he'll score at least twice during this gw.

    3. beric
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      No idea

  11. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    i am getting worried now, taken a hit but have a feeling my single gw player will outscore my dgwer

    1. @ocprodigy
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      You have 10 DGWers? You'll regret that...

  12. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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    If Leicester avoids relegation Nigel Pearson should become manager of the season.

    1. FortunesAlwaysHiding
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      After the way he has conducted himself?

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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        Yep....

    2. Tony Yeboah
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      he should just for that psycho grab

  13. The Bandit
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    Are

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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      Is

      1. Lord Flashheart
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        Never

    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      se

  14. LewanGOALski
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    Thoughts on that?

    vs LEI - Drogba starts, Remy sub appearance
    vs ARS - Remy starts, Costa sub appearance

    1. Tomeister
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      I think this^

    2. McNulty
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      Remy 'no chance' of playing so its probably a sub appearances vs Leicester at best. I still have him and 15 mins to decide.

  15. Jafooli
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    Ha, click next page and there was a new page already 😆

  16. Cantona90
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    Play Sanchez or Kane?

    1. v12w12
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      Kane

  17. The Bandit
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    Flying

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      Well you are not helping anyway

      1. The Bandit
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        No sh1t Sherlock 🙂

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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          Well you are very funny keep it up

    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Scotsman

  18. Esalman
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    A. Silva Skrtel Henderson
    B. Mata Moreno Sterling

    1. v12w12
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      A

  19. Big Bad Barry
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    Going Sterling captain 4th in ML. Sure the rest will go Hazard!

    Praying for 0-0 with Arsenal and Sterling does a number on two very poor sides

    1. SweeSwee
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      Aiming for 5th?

  20. jnglizt
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    Kasper Panti
    Ivan Skrtel McShane (Duff PvA)
    Haz Fab Sterling Hendo (Sanchez)
    Vardy Kane Aguero

    How does this look? Not mad about McShane...could downgrade Ivan or Skrtel but feeling they are both essential really...any thoughts?

  21. Ange Ball
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    Who will score the most points this week in the correct order.

    Kane Vardy Walters

  22. sinik
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    GOOD NIGHT
    GOOD LUCK
    SEE YOU IN ~4 HOURS

    http://i.imgur.com/uRe8TGM.png

    1. Boss Hogg
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      Is that Barris in your grav?

      1. sinik
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        Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing

    2. Exeter Gently
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      you too sinik

      1. sinik
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        +1

  23. Boss Hogg
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    1. Schlupp or Huth?
    2. Vardy or Ulloa?
    3. Sterling or Henderson?

    1. Lord Flashheart
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      2 1 1

  24. Lizard Lips
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    Just dropped Kane for Benteke, is this mad?

    1. @ocprodigy
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      Could be genius, probably mad.

    2. Pedram
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      It's Sparta

    3. bacary lasagna
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      I did the same

    4. Pengen
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      if you are chasing its probably worth it

  25. FPLEL
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    Hardest decision in a while, so you choose for me 😀

    Bench one:

    A) Sanchez
    B) Kane
    C) Vardy

    1. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
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      Kane

    2. Ange Ball
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      A

      1. FPLEL
        • 11 Years
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        That's what I'm currently on and I'm not happy 😀

    3. Rhys85
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I'm playing all 3, haha!

      Real tough one, definitely play Vardy! It's a coin toss moment between the other 2!

    4. stufail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Kane definitely.

    5. v12w12
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      A

  26. Barcelinda
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    Hey peps,

    Hendo or cout?

    1. Gooner Kebab
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      Hendo for safety

    2. Exeter Gently
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      cout if gerrard back as lucas injured, will take free kicks and penos off hendo

  27. Dormer
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    Skrtel< Dawson
    Sterling< Sigurdsson
    Vardy

  28. Vardy Gras PBFC
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    A Terry
    B Skrtel
    C Caulker +4

    1. Gooner Kebab
      • 13 Years
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      C

    2. LMFAO
      • 14 Years
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      B

  29. Dr Kenneth Noisewater
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    A) Lovren (wba, HUL) - less chance of playing both games
    B) Bertrand (TOT) - one of the best defenses, Tottenham on the wain

    1. @ocprodigy
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      I'm double Soton again this gameweek, never learn my lesson...

  30. Rhys85
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    Play Bertrand at home against Spurs or Williams away to Newcastle?

    1. Lovzat
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      Bertrand