[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    When will it be 12:45? I can't wait to fail.

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      At 12:45

      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        its a strange concept this time thing.

        1. TuttiFrutti
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          well, if you understand the concept of time completaly, you're probably the only human being doing so.

  2. Ange Ball
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Reports on twitter Vardy out for the rest of the season after hearing about Kane swappers.

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      poor effort

    2. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      So it's purely s wind up on here, then?

      1. Fresco
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        yup

      2. Raddy
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        As far as I know it was genuine, but I have been out of the loop since yesterday, so things may have changed.

        1. Ruth_NZ
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          It was never genuine. It was just a twitter joke that got out of hand.

  3. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone here with 12 dgw players? Who do you have?

    1. Fresco
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      what would be the point?!

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Highly doubt it...!

      2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😆 that way you even have a DGW sub! 😉

      3. ralfb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        11 players playing twice and one in reserve

    2. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      8 point hit. Terry,Hazard,Sterling,Coutinho,N'Doye, Vardy (c).

    3. beric
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      12?

      1. ralfb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        The maximum

        1. beric
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          You've lost me

          1. ellelelle
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 11 months ago

            you can only have 3 players max from the four DGW teams.

            3x4

        2. TuttiFrutti
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I went for 10. Benched two.

    4. Gross Misconduct
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I have 14

  4. Hyperion
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I feel sick worrying about whether I made the right WC picks. Think I will avoid football and FPL until tonight or tomorrow, it's all a bit much to cope with. Gonna enjoy the cricket instead. 🙂

      1. Hyperion
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😆

  5. ellelelle
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Silva -3 this week? Oh come on!

    1. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Eh?!

      1. FPLEL
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Price decrease.

      2. ellelelle
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        according to fplstatistics.. down 0.3million

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      more than Eriksen :-/

      I don't understaaaaaaaaaaaand

      1. SweeSwee
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Where you planning to sell before the end of the season anyway?

        1. ellelelle
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          No but I just can't believe he could take that much in a week!

        2. TuttiFrutti
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          there is a possibility he could get injured though, right?

      2. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        He went down 0.3 million? Did he really??! I thought it was referring to hi. Getting -3 points.

        1. ellelelle
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Oh no, sorry! I'm just shocked he could drop that much in a week, and more than Eriksen to boot.. though I guess Eriksen has probably taken another hit or two in recent weeks. I've never seen a player go down so much in a week.

      3. Ruth_NZ
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Injured last weekend, yellow flag all week, by the time it came off he had massive transfers out and others were following the trend. A negative bandwagon basically.

        Providing he's really fit he's no worse a City option than Aguero. One haul and people will start buying again.

        1. ellelelle
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I'm still shocked if this implies he got shipped more than Eriksen. I knew there was a bandwagon but that's a pretty massive one.. I thought it would even out when it was confirmed he hadn't broken anything/hadn't been concussed.

  6. WDT
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Double gwoggles for all the Kane benchers. Golden boot is still on.

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Oh no. Don't look down.

  7. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Kane benchers, where art thou?

    1. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      \o/

    2. SW6
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Waiting to be lol'd @

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Let's hope not!

    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Kane seller here

    4. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      i benched giroud instead

      1. FPL Touches
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Same

    5. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nervous times ahead for them.

      1. kalmoffit
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Well, only three hours.

    6. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Not here, cleaned him out.

    7. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Kane complain?

    8. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Sold Kane for N'Doye in WC, have benched Ramsey.

  8. FPLEL
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Do I have a differential in a starting Kane?

  9. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    @premierleague: FPL RULE CHANGE: Players with players with two fixtures this week will have said player's score halved this week 1m

    😯 WHAT HAVE WE DONE

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      another poor effort

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        🙁

    2. Fresco
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      boring attempt

    3. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      hm

  10. ebow14
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    For just this week Diouf, Murray, Austin or cambiasso (already have vardy)
    Thinking diouf as a punt, scored in last three home games and sunderland keep on conceding loads of goals, could score a couple

    1. ebow14
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Different game from fpl btw 🙂

  11. Cesc, Drogs & Rock and …
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    How long does it usually take FPL to update?

    Cannot wait to transfer Remy out.

    1. toerag
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      hahah likewise

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Amen brother.

  12. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Kyle Walker's dog gets more action than I do 😥

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      tip: lose some weight

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        *tip become a prem players dog

      2. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I do fine. Just trying to make a joke.

  13. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    From the Sky transfer centre

    "On-loan West Ham midfielder Alex Song says he is keen to stay in England, despite failing to make an impact at Upton Park."

    Eh, I thought he had done a pretty decent job for the Hammers this season, and was brilliant a few months back.

    1. Guy Demel's SH
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Been crap since Christmas.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Has he been? Thought the team in general had declined.

        1. Guy Demel's SH
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Yes he has been crap. Both his and Downing's form has dropped off a cliff..add that to the injuries and it's why we've struggled.

          Loses the ball far too often for the position that Allardyce plays him in.

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Looking for a move........

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I think he was saying he was keen to stay at West Ham as well but could well be on for a move away.

    3. Quinny___
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Me to. Thought he did well. Not well enough for lets say, an Arsenal return but is doing a decent job with a decent team.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Aye, have no idea where the failing to make an impact thing came from.

    4. Son is Rising
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Football press are so fickle, in January they were saying Wenger had messed up not bringing him back to Arsenal as he was doing so well at Wham

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        That's very true, they are quite like that.

    5. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Remember when West Ham were good this season? Downing the new Messi they said

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😯

  14. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Terry - Moreno - Azpil
    Fabregas - Coutinho - Eriksen
    Costa

    That's who I'm concerned about this GW.....

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      For me it's Vardy and Ivan.

    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Eriksen?

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Yeah H2H has as captain 😮 I sold him 😛

        1. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          You've got nothing to worry about I'm sure.

          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Goal & assist and it gets tasty.......esp as I'm on -8pts already...

        2. Tommytour
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I wouldn't worry there then

  15. Quinny___
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Will Gundogan be in the united squad? 😉

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah after he gives birth.

  16. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Is a 1-1 draw with a Kane blank too much to ask for?

    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      0-0 please 😉

    2. AIRMILES
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I deserve some luck. Kane brace would be fair.

    3. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      this

  17. Rains of Castamere
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Off to a wedding now. I mean for Christ's sake who get's married on a DGW 🙁

    Sods.

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hunt out the big screen.

      All the other men will too.

    2. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Highly inconsiderate !!!

    3. Kuqi Monster
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Just pray you get some 3g reception...

    4. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Even if I were the groom I wouldn't go

    5. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      those who want to score

    6. Nice Baps
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Excellent!

  18. Tommytour
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Early thoughts on captaincy next week?

    1. SW6
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hazard again

    2. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      SilvA

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Giroud.

      1. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Sanchez

    4. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Probably Sterling or Haz

    5. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Tekkers

    6. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hazard/Costa

  19. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Still not updated

    1. AIRMILES
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It's around 11.55 each week.

  20. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What a relief, Jinswick's WC is over...

    The site will be down about 10000 posts... Maybe more

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      +jk

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Very true

      2. Wiz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This 😆

      3. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        JK is the one who really gave the servers a kaning. (sic)

    2. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      🙂

    3. Ruth_NZ
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Jinswick's wildcard is never over. It has just moved into a new phase.

      1. Jinswick
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        this

  21. Rains of Castamere
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Ben Dinnery ‏@BenDinnery 41s41 seconds ago
    It looks increasingly likely that Didier Drogba will be the only fit striker when #CFC travel to the Emirates on Sunday

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      ben dinnery >>

    2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Well he can feck off

    3. SW6
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      lol Dinnery strikes again

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This....Bony will start for Ud, I'm also hearing....

    4. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Feck off Dinnery.

    5. Ruth_NZ
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Wrong. Solanke is fit. And Solanke is the best 17 year-old striker Chelsea have had since Osgood.

  22. Perthite
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Is Giroud going to hurt a few teams this GW? Even those who kept him probably have him on 1st spot on bench.

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      nah.

    2. beric
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He's my first sub, Chelsea to win one nil

    3. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Can't wait for this match. Fancy an Arsenal draw at worst.

  23. @ocprodigy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Lloris (c), Dier, Fazio, Vertonghen, Davies; Bentaleb, Mason; Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela; Kane

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Come on 'Arry lad

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Kane check.

      No Rose, yay!

    3. davies
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Davies! Yes!

      Rival has Rose.

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Is he not suspended ?

        1. davies
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Why would he be?

    4. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No Rose

    5. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      -4 already worth it with rose trolling again

  24. Big_Andy_GAWA
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Predictions for the weekend, lads...???

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      A riot

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      there will be goals.

    3. AIRMILES
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Arsenal to win 1-0

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Arsenal draw or win is 1/3. Good odds, IMO.

    4. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      119 points for me.

    5. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Im getting laid.

  25. AIRMILES
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Nice article btw, Mark. My 12 point hit can't possibly smack me in the face.

  26. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Remy & Costa have not progressed as hoped & the pair face a race against time for Wednesdays' game. Solanke will provide back-up

    ben dinnery

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      thanks ben for telling us something that's pretty obvious

    2. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      >Ben dinnery

    3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Feck him

  27. @ocprodigy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    FULL EARLY KICK OFF SQUADS

    @SouthamptonFC: K Davis, Clyne, Yoshida, Schneiderlin, Fonte, S Davis, Mane, Ward-Prowse, Alderweireld, Pelle, Bertrand
    @SouthamptonFC subs: Gazzaniga, Gardos, Long, Tadic, Elia, Reed, Targett

    @SpursOfficial: Lloris (c), Dier, Fazio, Vertonghen, Davies; Bentaleb, Mason; Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela; Kane
    @SpursOfficial subs: Vorm, Chiriches, Yedlin, Dembele, Stambouli, Townsend, Soldado

    1. SW6
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Bertrand up front. Might regret selling him

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Bertrand CF

    3. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Cheers OCProdigy 😉

    4. A-VB
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Where will Aldy be playing exactly ?
      Midfield again ?

      Glad I sold Clyne and kept Aldy.. 😉

    5. Norco
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hahaha now that would be awesome.

      Shipped Clyne and sold Berty this week

      1. Norco
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Omg. kept* Berty

    6. Wiz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Cheers OC

  28. JÆKS ⭐
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Hopefully this gw will be my first 100+ score, Schlupp hattrick incoming 😀

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Good luck jakskefrakse. What's your team?

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        K.Davis
        Schlupp Terry Moreno
        Hazard Sterling Coutinho Sanchez Cambiasso
        Kane Aguero

        Tnx a lot, good luck to you too!

  29. Wouter
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    A lot of people take out Kane then, this week?

  30. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Is Harry Kane almost a bit differential?

    1. Vardy Gras PBFC
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      And the pressure of the captaincy off. Let loose the beast.