[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. kirwy
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Any kind soul wanna fill me in on the Sterling situation?

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He's my captain and he's about to tear it up

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Let's go, Beric. We got this!! 🙂

      2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        mine too, heres hoping

      3. beric
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        TeamSterling

    2. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      There is none.

    3. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He wears coloured bibs that are different to other players wearing coloured bibs

    4. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1 British Pound equals
      1.40 Euro

      1. @ocprodigy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Great exchange rate tbf. Dollar has gone back above 1.5 as well...

      2. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😀

    5. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      not the place to find kind souls

      try eharmony

    6. kirwy
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hilarious guys 🙂

  2. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Any update on sterling?

    1. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      What like?

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Recovered against the Euro, still weakening against the $.

    3. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      he's not injured.

  3. Big_Andy_GAWA
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Yet another new page. 😆

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Big gameweek

  4. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    no kane in my team any more............... here we go 😕

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      At least it'll be over soon, nervous seller here too

  5. Vatroslav
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    A CS for Southampton would be the best start for this GW

    1. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Not with two of their defenders on my bench it wouldn't.

    2. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Here, here !

  6. Boydinho
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Alder!!

  7. Ady87
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    JWP and Toby both starting, 1st and 2nd subs. Points incoming,

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      My first sub is Kane, second sub is Toby.

  8. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Biggest hope for this week is Harry Kane turning up for a massive away haul.

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      So much this.

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Downvote! 😉

    2. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
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      I'll go along with that.

      1. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Not my biggest hope though.

    3. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Would almost be a differential given the number of benchers and sellers around.

  9. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Those selling a golden boot candidate costing 6.4 who started the season 10 games in 😆

    But I benched him 😎

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      And I played him 😉

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        It's Giroud vs. Kane then 😉

    2. Wiz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      See the post above 😉

  10. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Come on, Harry, erase my -12 before the 3:00 kickoffs!

    1. kirwy
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Roger that!

  11. Kane Toads
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    How many DGWers have we got on the pitch - 9 for me...???

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      6

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      9

    3. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      5 - 3 Chelsea, 2 Liverpool

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        (Lucky) 7

    4. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      9

    5. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      4

    6. CABAYE4
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      9

    7. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      ٩

    8. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      10

    9. Wings of Steel
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      5 - Playing it safe

      1. deathorglory
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        5 is dangerous

        1. Wings of Steel
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          "All the eggs...."

    10. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      10 and Sergiooooooooooo

      1. lightspeed
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This

      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        how many hits did both of you take?

        1. lightspeed
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          WC

        2. Kane Toads
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I WCed to get 9 in...

          Schmeichel,
          Schlupp,Ivan,Skrtel,
          Haz,Fab,Hendo,Sterling
          Vardy

          + Kane and Aguero...

      3. Kane Toads
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        10? ..nice one .... on WC?

        1. lightspeed
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Yep. Fortunate to have held it this long for the first time in 5 years

          1. Kane Toads
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 11 months ago

            held mine also lightspeed..I have finally learn't to hold out for a late DGW. Last season I used it two weeks after the winter WC ...lol

    11. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      7

      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        lei - 2
        che - 1
        liv - 3

        1. Manamongst
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          2 chelsea players...

    12. Patch
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      4. I'm genuinely terrified I will be hammered like in GW31, but I'm trying not put too much weight on that.

      1. Kane Toads
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Hi Patch - yes I got hammered in 31 with no Villa or QPR ( Tekkers and Austin ). Hoping to make up for it in 34.

    13. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      8

    14. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      8

    15. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      9

    16. Fabreghastly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      7

    17. Esalman
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      9 starting, 1 (cambiasso) on the bench

    18. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      5

  12. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Raheem looking like a feisty dinosaur today

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He's hungry

  13. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Toby,Clyne,Bertrand all start!!!!!!

    Time for my triple SOU defence to pay off!!

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      😯

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      In a DGW 😯

    3. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I've got double. I'm scared.

      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I´ve got one (Toby)...and he´s on the bench...

    4. Raddy
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      You're in a pickle mate.

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Wonder if he's being serious...

      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        this.

    5. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      famously jinxy prediction. Good Luck!

    6. Kane Toads
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      against Kane?

  14. FPLEL
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Kane to run riot.

    1. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He´s on my bench mate.

  15. CABAYE4
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    If ever there was a game that I'd like to be a 1-1 with two irrelevant goalscorers, it's this one.

    1. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1-0 Spurs please. Bentaleb with Lamela assist.

  16. BlzE_94
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    kane needs to blank 😛

    1. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He does not. Kane brace is inevitable 😀

      1. SweeSwee
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        *hat trick

  17. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    This early game is vital to the entire GW. Could be a massive swing between players and sellers/benches.

    Come on, Kane! You can blank!

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'm not feeling too confident. 🙁

      1. davies
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Which are you?

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It will be ominous for me if Kane blanks.

      1. davies
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Yep.

    3. Ruth_NZ
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      A 1-1 without Kane scoring would be preferable.

      1. davies
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This.

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          2-2 fonte x 2, kane/eriksen

  18. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Sterling (c) and Kane benched.

    1. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Me too.

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      same

  19. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    just seen aldeweireld dropped last night.

    thats annoying seeing as i was on a wc and he was in. was there any indication of it that i missed or just unlucky?

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Meh, barely matters at this stage mate.

    2. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I think he was on -70%, so unlucky.

    3. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      might matter if i cant afford sterling to ramsey in a few weeks! it all matters 😉

  20. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Get that yellow flag off Alderweireld. Get in.

  21. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    need kane to score to justify benched clyne, but probably will be 1 0 for soton;-(

  22. money face bandwagon
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Not sure if i should hope for kane to score or soton to keep cs. i think i will choose the latter

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Clyne 1-1 Kane. Perfect! 😀

  23. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Nobody in this game

    Come on the 1-1

  24. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Did you feel the fear, benchers/sellers? Did you feel it reach down into your underwear and cup your genitals? Be prepared. 😯

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'm shitting myself.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I'm excited!

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I almost felt that 😯

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😯

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      But they have Vardy...

      1. SW6
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😆

      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Ah yes, the white Pelé 😉

    4. davies
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nope - I'm not a clown and know when kick off is. 😉

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😉

    5. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Woah...

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😯

    6. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Murray is going to smash Hull, so I am fairly relaxed...

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Have both 😉

    7. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      If my 7 attackers outscore Kane then I wouldn't mind.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Well of course, but it is the fear!

    8. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      2pts incoming, I'm confident 😀

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Multiply that by about 6 and you're on the right track!

    9. Norco
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I missed in my pants

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Missed, or messed? 😯

  25. peanut101
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    if soton keep cs, i will retire

  26. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Watched The Avengers yesterday.

    Didn't live upto the expectations. 😕

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ah that sucks! Really looking forward to it

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'm seeing it on Monday

    3. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I watched Inbetweeners 2. Not really that good..

    4. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      You didn't anticipate that after the first one? 😉

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        It was much better! 😀

  27. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    No Wanyama and no cs

  28. Raddy
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Was there an injury update on Dawson yesterday?

  29. gers23
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    1 0 Toby goal please

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      That would be lovely

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Bertrand assy?? 😉

  30. Benteke10
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Updated

    1. Raddy
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Really?

    2. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      not so.