[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. kirwy
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Any kind soul wanna fill me in on the Sterling situation?

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      He's my captain and he's about to tear it up

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Let's go, Beric. We got this!! 🙂

      2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        mine too, heres hoping

      3. beric
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        TeamSterling

    2. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      There is none.

    3. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      He wears coloured bibs that are different to other players wearing coloured bibs

    4. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      1 British Pound equals
      1.40 Euro

      1. @ocprodigy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Great exchange rate tbf. Dollar has gone back above 1.5 as well...

      2. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        😀

    5. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      not the place to find kind souls

      try eharmony

    6. kirwy
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Hilarious guys 🙂

  2. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Any update on sterling?

    1. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      What like?

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Recovered against the Euro, still weakening against the $.

    3. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      he's not injured.

  3. Big_Andy_GAWA
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Yet another new page. 😆

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Big gameweek

  4. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    no kane in my team any more............... here we go 😕

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      At least it'll be over soon, nervous seller here too

  5. Vatroslav
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    A CS for Southampton would be the best start for this GW

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Not with two of their defenders on my bench it wouldn't.

    2. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Here, here !

  6. Boydinho
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Alder!!

  7. Ady87
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    JWP and Toby both starting, 1st and 2nd subs. Points incoming,

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      My first sub is Kane, second sub is Toby.

  8. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Biggest hope for this week is Harry Kane turning up for a massive away haul.

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      So much this.

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Downvote! 😉

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I'll go along with that.

      1. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Not my biggest hope though.

    3. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Would almost be a differential given the number of benchers and sellers around.

  9. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Those selling a golden boot candidate costing 6.4 who started the season 10 games in 😆

    But I benched him 😎

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      And I played him 😉

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        It's Giroud vs. Kane then 😉

    2. Wiz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      See the post above 😉

  10. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Come on, Harry, erase my -12 before the 3:00 kickoffs!

    1. kirwy
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Roger that!

  11. Kane Toads
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    How many DGWers have we got on the pitch - 9 for me...???

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      6

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      9

    3. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      5 - 3 Chelsea, 2 Liverpool

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        (Lucky) 7

    4. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      9

    5. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      4

    6. CABAYE4
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      9

    7. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      ٩

    8. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      10

    9. Wings of Steel
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      5 - Playing it safe

      1. deathorglory
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        5 is dangerous

        1. Wings of Steel
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          "All the eggs...."

    10. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      10 and Sergiooooooooooo

      1. lightspeed
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        This

      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        how many hits did both of you take?

        1. lightspeed
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          WC

        2. Kane Toads
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          I WCed to get 9 in...

          Schmeichel,
          Schlupp,Ivan,Skrtel,
          Haz,Fab,Hendo,Sterling
          Vardy

          + Kane and Aguero...

      3. Kane Toads
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        10? ..nice one .... on WC?

        1. lightspeed
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Yep. Fortunate to have held it this long for the first time in 5 years

          1. Kane Toads
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 1 month ago

            held mine also lightspeed..I have finally learn't to hold out for a late DGW. Last season I used it two weeks after the winter WC ...lol

    11. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      7

      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        lei - 2
        che - 1
        liv - 3

        1. Manamongst
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          2 chelsea players...

    12. Patch
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      4. I'm genuinely terrified I will be hammered like in GW31, but I'm trying not put too much weight on that.

      1. Kane Toads
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Hi Patch - yes I got hammered in 31 with no Villa or QPR ( Tekkers and Austin ). Hoping to make up for it in 34.

    13. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      8

    14. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      8

    15. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      9

    16. Fabreghastly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      7

    17. Esalman
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      9 starting, 1 (cambiasso) on the bench

    18. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      5

  12. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Raheem looking like a feisty dinosaur today

    1. beric
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      He's hungry

  13. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Toby,Clyne,Bertrand all start!!!!!!

    Time for my triple SOU defence to pay off!!

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      😯

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      In a DGW 😯

    3. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I've got double. I'm scared.

      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        I´ve got one (Toby)...and he´s on the bench...

    4. Raddy
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      You're in a pickle mate.

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Wonder if he's being serious...

      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        this.

    5. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      famously jinxy prediction. Good Luck!

    6. Kane Toads
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      against Kane?

  14. FPLEL
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Kane to run riot.

    1. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      He´s on my bench mate.

  15. CABAYE4
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    If ever there was a game that I'd like to be a 1-1 with two irrelevant goalscorers, it's this one.

    1. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      1-0 Spurs please. Bentaleb with Lamela assist.

  16. BlzE_94
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    kane needs to blank 😛

    1. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      He does not. Kane brace is inevitable 😀

      1. SweeSwee
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        *hat trick

  17. davies
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    This early game is vital to the entire GW. Could be a massive swing between players and sellers/benches.

    Come on, Kane! You can blank!

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I'm not feeling too confident. 🙁

      1. davies
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Which are you?

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      It will be ominous for me if Kane blanks.

      1. davies
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Yep.

    3. Ruth_NZ
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      A 1-1 without Kane scoring would be preferable.

      1. davies
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        This.

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          2-2 fonte x 2, kane/eriksen

  18. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Sterling (c) and Kane benched.

    1. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Me too.

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      same

  19. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    just seen aldeweireld dropped last night.

    thats annoying seeing as i was on a wc and he was in. was there any indication of it that i missed or just unlucky?

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Meh, barely matters at this stage mate.

    2. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I think he was on -70%, so unlucky.

    3. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      might matter if i cant afford sterling to ramsey in a few weeks! it all matters 😉

  20. davies
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Get that yellow flag off Alderweireld. Get in.

  21. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    need kane to score to justify benched clyne, but probably will be 1 0 for soton;-(

  22. money face bandwagon
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Not sure if i should hope for kane to score or soton to keep cs. i think i will choose the latter

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Clyne 1-1 Kane. Perfect! 😀

  23. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Nobody in this game

    Come on the 1-1

  24. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Did you feel the fear, benchers/sellers? Did you feel it reach down into your underwear and cup your genitals? Be prepared. 😯

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I'm shitting myself.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        I'm excited!

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I almost felt that 😯

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        😯

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      But they have Vardy...

      1. SW6
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        😆

      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Ah yes, the white Pelé 😉

    4. davies
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Nope - I'm not a clown and know when kick off is. 😉

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        😉

    5. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Woah...

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        😯

    6. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Murray is going to smash Hull, so I am fairly relaxed...

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Have both 😉

    7. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      If my 7 attackers outscore Kane then I wouldn't mind.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Well of course, but it is the fear!

    8. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      2pts incoming, I'm confident 😀

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Multiply that by about 6 and you're on the right track!

    9. Norco
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I missed in my pants

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Missed, or messed? 😯

  25. peanut101
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    if soton keep cs, i will retire

  26. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Watched The Avengers yesterday.

    Didn't live upto the expectations. 😕

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Ah that sucks! Really looking forward to it

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I'm seeing it on Monday

    3. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I watched Inbetweeners 2. Not really that good..

    4. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      You didn't anticipate that after the first one? 😉

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        It was much better! 😀

  27. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    No Wanyama and no cs

  28. Raddy
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Was there an injury update on Dawson yesterday?

  29. gers23
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    1 0 Toby goal please

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      That would be lovely

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Bertrand assy?? 😉

  30. Benteke10
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Updated

    1. Raddy
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Really?

    2. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      not so.