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8 August 2015 2496 comments
Mark Mark
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It’s here. The new Premier League season is upon us and begins within the fitting confines of the “theatre of dreams”.

Old Trafford hosts the season opener, as Louis van Gaal’s freshly sculpted Manchester Untied lineup host Tottenham.

It’s a lip-smacking, sun drenched prospect, played on a billiard table of a surface, with an array of Fantasy talent on show.

Immediately we hope to assess the prospects of both Wayne Rooney and Harry Kane – two protagonists who will surely play some part in our seasons, if not our Gameweek 1 lineups.

Following that, we’ve a quartet of three o’clock kick-offs and a tea-time date with the champions.

It’s great to be back.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Mauro Boselli
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Pony tails should be banned.

    1. BERGKOP
      11 years, 2 months ago

      It's a poor excuse of a pony tail...

    2. megatronaldinho
      11 years, 2 months ago

      docking animals' s appendages is cruelty

  2. 420king
    11 years, 2 months ago

    why did I buy Rooney? high ownership, useless....

    1. Les Bleus
      11 years, 2 months ago

      You won't be saying that if his assists is awarded, which it will IMO

  3. stevie
    11 years, 2 months ago

    no saves in 35mins+

  4. Jose's Magic Omelette
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Walker clearly doesn't have Rooney in his fantasy football team!

  5. Worzel Gummidge
    11 years, 2 months ago

    What are people actually caring that Rooney might get a lucky assist. Surely owners should be worried he is looking terrible and playing like a donkey?

    1. Epic Fail
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Don't care how he plays if I get points.

      1. Would an idiot do that?
        11 years, 2 months ago

        This

    2. Ron_Swanson
      11 years, 2 months ago

      thats why they want him to get the assist

    3. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      11 years, 2 months ago

      He is very isolated tbf. Like RVP was last year playing up front. Maybe being the lone striker in an LVG team is actually a sign to avoid a player! Mata looking like he has much more potential - more involved, goal attempts, FKs, Pens & 2.0 cheaper...

  6. Billy Gilmore
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Walker on for 3 baps with that sumptuous finish 😀

  7. Paganoi
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Chadli on -2 for the man bun.

  8. Your Mum's Athletic
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Jan Vertonghen has more yellow cards than any other player in the Premier League this season 😉

  9. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
    11 years, 2 months ago

    What the hell is up with FPL? So slow!

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Might have something to do with the 2.8 million people on it.

    2. Drop Dead Tsimikas
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Takes a while to shake off the cobwebs.

    3. Podge
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Maximum usage at the minute

  10. Would an idiot do that?
    11 years, 2 months ago

    It's the same as the Sterling one last year against QPR.
    It was given 🙂

    1. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Huh? Sterling crossed that into the defender's feet. Completely different.

      1. Would an idiot do that?
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Maybe

  11. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Why do people turn so nasty during games? Cheer up everyone we've been waiting all summer for this.

    1. Would an idiot do that?
      11 years, 2 months ago

      This is the best of fpl, I'm loving it

    2. Piggs Boson
      11 years, 2 months ago

      They must have unhappy lives. So much anger and frustration...

      1. Chenku╰☆╮
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Common now.. that's just wrong! ppl voicing their opinion doesnt mean they have miserable lives. that's a bit too far!

    3. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Well said. Let's be happy football is back.

    4. rocrocodile
      11 years, 2 months ago

      What's FPL with out hating other players and - most of all - hating yourself?

  12. The Machine
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Shniderlain should stick to taclking

    1. Somalion
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Yeha he'd be betetr if e did taht

  13. Bubz
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Even though I do believe it's an assist, I dont understand why FPL are taking so long over it. They know the rules, surely it is a simple decision?

    1. Heydudes13
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Taking their time with things this morning

    2. Prime
      11 years, 2 months ago

      They made their decision: no assist. Which is, clearly, according to the rules.

      1. Prime
        11 years, 2 months ago

        If an opposing player touches the ball after the final pass before a goal is scored, significantly altering the intended destination of the ball, then no assist is awarded.

        "significantly altering the intended destination of the ball". Rooney controlled it, he didn't shoot. No assist.

        1. Bubz
          11 years, 2 months ago

          What? Those aren't the rules for an OG

          1. Prime
            11 years, 2 months ago

            Let me be more clear:
            He didn't shoot, that's obvious.
            If you'd say it's a pass, what I quoted above means there's no assist.

            If it's neither, the OG rules state there is no assist.

        2. Prime
          11 years, 2 months ago

          Along with "If a player shoots or passes the ball and forces an opposing player to put the ball in his own net, then an assist is awarded.".

          In either description, it's no assist.

        3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 2 months ago

          that's not own goals.....

        4. fedolefan
          11 years, 2 months ago

          Sorry, but this is a laughable explanation regardless of whether the assist is given or not.

    3. fedolefan
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney assist given.

  14. v12w12
    11 years, 2 months ago

    How're Spurs looking after the goal?

    1. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      They could probably do with getting the ball.

      1. v12w12
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers

    2. TonyVilliers
      11 years, 2 months ago

      They don't look anywhere near as aggressive or pressing as they did at the beginning. Starting to wander into Long Ball territory.

  15. PogChamp
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Why can't this game be fun. Even the first GW is agony (rooney captain).

  16. skooldaze
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Own Goals
    If a player shoots or passes the ball and forces an opposing player to put the ball in his own net, then an assist is awarded.
    Own Goals
    If a player shoots or passes the ball and forces an opposing player to put the ball in his own net, then an assist is awarded.
    Own Goals
    If a player shoots or passes the ball and forces an opposing player to put the ball in his own net, then an assist is awarded.

    Just for clarification 😉

    1. Bubz
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney didnt shoot or pass though...?

  17. foreverton
    11 years, 2 months ago

    When do we see our friends teams?

    1. Heydudes13
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Click your friend's name > Gameweek 1 > *team pops up*

    2. Drop Dead Tsimikas
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Later today.

    3. ZakAFC_
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Click on their name and go to gameweek 1.

    4. Paganoi
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Now. Click on their name then GW1.

    5. stevie
      11 years, 2 months ago

      click on the league, click on their name, click on gw1... ta-da!

  18. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
    11 years, 2 months ago

    So did anyone play any of their chips first GW?

    1. stevie
      11 years, 2 months ago

      one guy in my league has the bench one going....

  19. Tokyo Locomotive
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Never done FPL before, is there a live player scoring feed somewhere?

      1. Tokyo Locomotive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers

  20. Nanoelektronicar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    After all this, I'll go for Aguero for GW3 for sure.

  21. Jigger & Pony
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Darmiaan looks very good

  22. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Has Vorm got a bap yet?

  23. FPL Daniel
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Is it assist? Should be according to me

    1. The Machine
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Certainly not an assist then

    2. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
      11 years, 2 months ago

      It will be added. FPL just running like cr*p at the moment

  24. megatronaldinho
    11 years, 2 months ago

    oh. so the game has started. i was just listening to frankenstein when it occured to me that the producers of GOT used the words 'winter is coming' as an excuse to hire as many johnny and edgar winter doppleganggers as they cud find
    now i guess i gotta watch my captain fail

    1. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Best post of the day

      1. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 months ago

        And I don't understand a word of it

        1. megatronaldinho
          11 years, 2 months ago

          lololol 😀

  25. mbrucie
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Who passed it to Rooney? Young or Depay?

    1. Captain Shirokov
      11 years, 2 months ago

      My mate's team name, ugh

  26. The Machine
    11 years, 2 months ago

    I dont mind riiney not getting an assist(owner) as long as they dont award such "assists" all season

    Im 90% sure even worse cases will end up gettig 3 points over the season.

  27. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Hazard, owned by 1559129 ppl. Tekkers owned by 1130236 ppl.

  28. Heydudes13
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Wow have people really not figured out you can view your rival's teams..

    Click their name > Gameweek 1 > Team loads up

  29. Wardinator
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Everyone relax it will be given as an assist

    1. Podge
      11 years, 2 months ago

      In your opinion