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8 August 2015 2496 comments
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It’s here. The new Premier League season is upon us and begins within the fitting confines of the “theatre of dreams”.

Old Trafford hosts the season opener, as Louis van Gaal’s freshly sculpted Manchester Untied lineup host Tottenham.

It’s a lip-smacking, sun drenched prospect, played on a billiard table of a surface, with an array of Fantasy talent on show.

Immediately we hope to assess the prospects of both Wayne Rooney and Harry Kane – two protagonists who will surely play some part in our seasons, if not our Gameweek 1 lineups.

Following that, we’ve a quartet of three o’clock kick-offs and a tea-time date with the champions.

It’s great to be back.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Saint & Reevesy
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Damien looks like a decent signing for UTD, decent first half.

    1. Captain Shirokov
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Decent.

    2. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Maattttttteo Darmian

      1. Saint & Reevesy
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah him too 🙂

  2. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Walker scored an own goal but currently 3rd on BPS.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      you score you get baps, doesn't matter what end

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 months ago

        😆 This!

      2. Dynamic Duos
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Nonsense

        1. Billy Gilmore
          11 years, 2 months ago

          Whoosh

          1. Gaz Downright
            • Has Moderation Rights
            11 years, 2 months ago

            🙂

        2. megatronaldinho
          11 years, 2 months ago

          your dictionary is missing the page with the sarcasm definition

      3. Podge
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Typical Bemba 😆

      4. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Carra like this.

    2. fusen
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I'm not sure if his BPS actually moved at all when that OG went in...will have to see if FPL towers have changed something or if his BPS will drop after the game

      1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Maybe they think it was a clearance. lol

  3. Gregor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    11 years, 2 months ago

    I have Rooney(C).

    That's an absolute joke of an assist.

    1. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 months ago

      A happy joke for u.....

    2. Mary
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Its a crowd pleaser for FPL. The cop out decision.

    3. Acquafresca
      11 years, 2 months ago

      You should know FPL assists aren't "real" assists.

      You new? 😉

      1. Corrine M
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Knew 😉

    4. Captain Shirokov
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Rules are rules, as much as I loathe them.

    5. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney controlled it and Walker finished, whats wrong with that?

    6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      only 2.8m playing this year

      do we expect another 1.2m to join after gw1 to get to 4m? unlikely

      1. Podge
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Guaranteed

      2. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 months ago

        People join all the way through the season

  4. Mary
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Bemba Da and his stupid emails

    1. Fitzy.
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Stop sulking like a little girl.

    2. Jernau M Gurgeh
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Why don't you go back to TotalFPL.

      1. Corrine M
        11 years, 2 months ago

        It's down y'know

  5. Stephen - Robot Daniels
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Clear assist and correct its given, he took the pace off the ball and set it up in front of him to knock it in, the defender beat him too it.

    If a United player had run through and smashed it in off that Rooney touch we wouldn't have been having this discussion as the assist would have been obvious.

    1. Namtab Nomolos
      11 years, 2 months ago

      This assist is basically the same as those Ashley Young assists for stopping the ball for the Rooney free kicks in that 8-2 Arsenal game, super cheap assists, but an assist by the rules.

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      A man with sense

    3. Saniul
      11 years, 2 months ago

      The only thing is that the defenders are not supposed to drive the ball towards the goal like his teammates...

    4. TriXaM
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      It was clearly not an assist as the rules are different for Own Goal assists:

      Own Goals
      If a player shoots or passes the ball and forces an opposing player to put the ball in his own net, then an assist is awarded.

      Rooney neither shot or passed it, so not an assist 🙂

  6. pundit of punts
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Links to Marks' and Granville's teams please?

      1. pundit of punts
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers.

  7. FPL Daniel
    11 years, 2 months ago

    So Mark went triple City attack, Silva Sterling and Kun. Oh my ih my. Wow, just wow. With that fixtures..? Really Mark.? Or you think season starts GW 4...? No Hazard I can understand somehow, but team with all City and all SoT not kind the logic thing for me

    1. Acquafresca
      11 years, 2 months ago

      link?

  8. Lyonnais
    11 years, 2 months ago

    This huge FPL points box looks so ugly

  9. Irish Madridista ⭐
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Controversial, Rooney was too slow to react and Walker did it all for him imo.
    I'd give the assist to Young, it was his pass that bounced off rooney's foot into walker's shot 😉

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      True, I agree with you 😀

  10. Your Mum's Athletic
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Darmian has been the best player on the pitch so far *hides behind sofa*

    1. The Train Driver
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Carrick IMO, 3 stolen balls creating 3 seriously dangerous situations, one goal.

  11. TheSteel
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Activated

  12. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    11 years, 2 months ago

    All joking aside about the own goal Kyle Walker at 5m is suddenly very high on my watchlist (I don't actually have any kind of list just for transparency)

    1. Acquafresca
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Alderweireld looks much better.

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah, has looked okay from set pieces. I still prefer Walker I think although Toby more nailed

      2. Puyol Pants Up
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Disagree, Walker takes some set pieces and is very quick. More attacking

    2. PogChamp
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Agree. Looks good.

    3. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Davies hopefully

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah potential bargain there but seems that Rose might just have picked up an injury. Who knows how long he's out for yet

  13. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Bentaleb shocking so far. Gave the ball away 3-4 times. One lead to the goal.

    But Spurs was the better team for 50% of the 1st half and we scored all the goals. That's positive 🙂

    1. Acquafresca
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I'm worried as he's my 5th mid. Shocking half.

  14. Jolly Good
    11 years, 2 months ago

    any link to watch this game streaming?

    1. Podge
      11 years, 2 months ago

      No links allowed sorry

  15. il Brutto
    11 years, 2 months ago

    I'll take that assist from Rooney now it's Depays turn to get some points.

  16. Heydudes13
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Positives:
    Darmian
    Mata
    Depay

    🙂

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      And a lead

    2. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Agree. Depay looks lively.

      Oh the irony that Rooney is top scorer as it stands

    3. The Train Driver
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Carrick Schneidy

      1. Heydudes13
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Schneid looks not great out there!

        Will turn it around though

    4. Captain Shirokov
      11 years, 2 months ago

      :O-)

      1. Heydudes13
        11 years, 2 months ago

        : o D

    5. Tommytour
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Carrick has been class

      1. Heydudes13
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah true, take him for granted though

      2. il Brutto
        11 years, 2 months ago

        I don't think he played well.

    6. il Brutto
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Negatives:
      Blind
      Carrick
      Schneiderlin
      Young
      Rooney

  17. shady4revr
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Rooney assist given or not?

    1. Boss Hogg
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Given.
      And, by the rules of the game, correctly so.

      1. shady4revr
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Yes.

    2. mazzington☘
      11 years, 2 months ago

      given

    3. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Shay

  18. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Can't fpl just hire someone to write unambiguous rules?

  19. Mull
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Funnily enough Rooney getting that assist will probably cause you to lose ground versus competitive players if you haven't captained him.

    1. Would an idiot do that?
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I have tho 🙂

    2. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Have u?

  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    11 years, 2 months ago

    kuqi I think said darmian is the new clyne in fpl

    1. Acquafresca
      11 years, 2 months ago

      No attacking returns (yet).

      Looks solid defender though

  21. jam sandwich
    11 years, 2 months ago

    if you have rooney but haven't got him captained and have aspirations of doing well this season, how many points do you want him to get?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      alot, I just want my players to do well otherwise you would only be wishing your captain does well every week whilst others all fail

    2. TheSteel
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Play 60 and im good

    3. Huddersfield
      11 years, 2 months ago

      6 points

  22. Eden Hazardous
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Why did the tottenham player walk the ball into the net???

    1. Mull
      11 years, 2 months ago

      *walker the ball into the net.

      1. Alan Hansen's Emu
        11 years, 2 months ago

        This guy!

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      For the craic.

      For sh!ts and giggles.

    3. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Because he wanted to login to ffs at half time and laugh at assist gate

      1. Eden Hazardous
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Hahahaa

  23. Chenku╰☆╮
    11 years, 2 months ago

    kane to score and rooney to peg in one more. see a few more goals..

    1. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I wish.....

  24. Fin
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Just in, hows the match going is Rooney playing deep?

    1. Acquafresca
      11 years, 2 months ago

      He's playing CB.

    2. megatronaldinho
      11 years, 2 months ago

      i'm not justin, but i'll answer with underwhelming and no

  25. Acquafresca
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Scout league code anyone?

  26. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Controversial assist aside, 10.5 for a striker not on free kicks, corners or penalties. He wasn't even in contention for that free kick on the edge of the box.

    1. Acquafresca
      11 years, 2 months ago

      He's on PKs.

    2. ihateramsey2
      11 years, 2 months ago

      i heard he's on pens..

    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      he's on pens and maybe some corners

    4. Boss Hogg
      11 years, 2 months ago

      He's squeezed himself into the Aguero shaped hole in my team for now.
      I'll take the points.

    5. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      You guys listening to something Shearer said? LOL.

    6. Egg noodle
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Costa costs 11.0 for that. Rooney's a bargain.

    7. TheSteel
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Lol why would he be in contention? Depay is a monster at free kicks.

      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 months ago

        I'm sure you've seen him play loads hay.

  27. Boss Hogg
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Christian Eriksen to bend one home in the 90th minute anyone?

    1. Dynamic Duos
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Have that.

    2. Would an idiot do that?
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Cert

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      You misspelt Tom Carroll

  28. ihateramsey2
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Does the assist put Rooney on 3bps?

    1. The Train Driver
      11 years, 2 months ago

      For now yes!

    2. Podge
      11 years, 2 months ago

      yup

  29. The Train Driver
    11 years, 2 months ago

    2 Shaw assists, one more Roon goal and one Depay and I'm happy!

  30. Your Mum's Athletic
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Alan Pardew's Managerial Record vs Norwich: P: 15 W: 8 D: 5 L: 2 GD: +6 #NCFC vs #CPFC

    https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h264high/7F088E8C131240712318883676160_SW_WEBM_14387830749269719f9de63.mp4?versionId=Xm.5otBo.yME3u4DA0sosQP8_pgxIIOc

    LOL GIGGITY