[sbu_large_image] Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. DaveVak
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    1. 4.5 Defender and below outside Francis and Huth (and not from Brnmth or Lecstr)?
    2. 4.5-4 keeper that rotates well with Courtois?

    1. Muffinz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Coates probably

    2. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      1. No idea, I've got both
      2. Why care, surely you're gonna play Courtois every week! (Hennesey though)

  2. Rex Lapis
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Which one?

    A. Haz + Gomis
    B. Roo + Mane

    1. emperikal
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      B

  3. Krul Runnings
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Mings nailed?

    Got more than Francis going forward. Reply ASAP haha.

    PLEASE LOL

    1. Dynamic Duos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      FRANCIS

  4. Method man
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Going with aguero and making him captain!!! Good luck all

  5. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    1) Best def to go upto 4.5 to go with shaw/huth/coates/francis??
    2) can i also get a RMT

    rutland
    shaw - huth - coates - francis - holebas
    wally - hazard - sterling - mata - mane
    rooney - wilson - deeney

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Wall(C)ott

      1. UnitednationsXI
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        i went with hazard:-/

      2. Dynamic Duos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

        1. Dynamic Duos
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          WAL(C)OTT

          1. Jax
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            could be benched

    2. UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      fwd line seems light but plan is to rotate wilson and deeney given their great home fix

  6. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Good to go lads?

    Ruddy
    Azpi Cedric Huth
    Haz(c) Theo mane ritchie
    Roo (vc) Kane Tekkers

    Rudd Coates Wanya saylor

    Good luck for the season! It's good to be back!

    1. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Looks good

    2. UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      looks good...totally diff approach to mine (above).

      very strong fwd line,

    3. Exilizer
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      No Aguero. Risky :p

      Nah honestly great Team and good luck lateriser!

    4. QPR expects... glory!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Check

    5. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Nice one LR

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Good luck and thanks for ritchie. Haven't moved because of you

    6. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I like it . Good to go imo . Good luck to you too

    7. jomikijiq
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      G2G!

  7. The Last Timelord
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    So I have made 4 changes to my team this morning, I want Kosc in but I have to have Mert to afford Bentekkers. Thought this game was meant to be fun! haha

    Sure I will be crying later when someone I have taken out scores, oh well!

    Good luck everyone!!

    1. Podge
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Use your timelord skills to cheat

      1. The Last Timelord
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Tardis is broke, in the shop at the mo.

  8. ElliotJHP
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Bench is naff but this is starting team.

    Butland
    Kosc Azpi Cedric
    Hazard Walcott Henderson Sterling
    Rooney Sakho Benteke

  9. Bob.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    A) Mahrez Sinclair & Wilson +0.5 Or
    B) Ritchie Sinclair & Deeney

    Cheers.

    1. bahaa.k
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      B
      Litt upp 🙂

    2. Mclean as a Whistle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      A

  10. jfxm
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Which one would you pick?

    a) Wanyama + Henderson

    b) Ritchie + Ki

    1. indiangunner
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      b

    2. Mclean as a Whistle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      b

    3. jomikijiq
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      A if Wanyama for bench,
      B if both playing.

  11. indiangunner
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! football is back!!!!!!! GO ARSENAL!!!

  12. A-VB
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    In what order should these three be benched ?

    1. Bentaleb
    2. Coates
    3. Francis

  13. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    COME ON UNITED!! Show them what you're made of Memphis

    1. MattysFantasyFooty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      In before he leaves next summer and y'all call him a snake

      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        The circumstances in which Di Maria left makes him a snake.

  14. bahaa.k
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Got bottomed :/

    Wilson vs deeney?

  15. Shrimp On The Barb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Field Chadli, Francis or Huth?
    PLS

  16. Master Splinter
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Please help pick between A and B

    A) schmeichel (schwarzer)
    azpi-mertesacker-huth (targett) (yoshida)
    hazard- walcott- ox- sterling (bentaleb)
    rooney- benteke- pelle

    B) ruddy- rudd
    azpi-mertesacker-huth (targett) (yoshida)
    hazard- walcott- mane- sterling (bentaleb)
    rooney- benteke- vardy

  17. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Breast feeding, columbo and Alan shearer all in the one article.
    Where else would you get that

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I hope he doesn't own a brown mac 😉

  18. TSILIKAFENEIAKOS
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    A. Hazard and Cabaye
    Or
    B. Ozil and fab?

    For first 2-3 gws, then I am wildcarding.

  19. oclocomo
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Bolasie or Cabaye ? Will Lukaku start ?

  20. Pablitto
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    RAMBOOOOOO!!!

    (teaser)

    1. Podge
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Jordan Carver ?

  21. Nonameentered
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Kosc or Azpi?

    1. Pablitto
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Azpi

  22. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    best 5th midfielder?

    surman?
    Bentaleb?

    got 3 SOU already

    1. Azerbaijan Shopping Centre
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      King (Leicester) imo 4.5

  23. hill1811
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Last minute thoughts!
    Özil or Depay?
    Have Wally and Roon already

    1. Roberto Baggio
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ozil

    2. Mclean as a Whistle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Oz

      1. hill1811
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Thx Guys. Here's to hoping it doesn't come back to bite me!

  24. Roberto Baggio
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Now the final'est ... For the 568th tinker

    The final line up

    Courtois (Hennessy)
    Clyne Kosc Huth (Coates, Saylor)
    Hazard(c) Ozil cazorla Henderson Lens
    Rooney C.wilson (Deeney)

    2.5itb - self explanatory

    Done . Rate? 7-8/10 will be good enough for me

    1. moo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Use the 2.5 and wait 2 weeks for Kun..

  25. BennyDizzle
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Koscielny or Bellerin?

    1. Roberto Baggio
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Kosc will the bps

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Bellerin attack attack

  26. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Australia are 66/1 to win this Test match

    Bookies are a bit mean

  27. DVassell
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Quick A or B?

    A) Sinclair and chamberlain

    B) Sterling and Sakho

  28. Arsenals Number 19. Santi C…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Mings or Francis ??

    1. Dynamic Duos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Francis

  29. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    A) Cech, 4.0, Bellerin
    B) Schmeichel, 4.0, Bellerin

    *** ***
    Azpi, Cedric, ***, Coates, Francis

    1. davies
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      A) has Huth*

  30. Azerbaijan Shopping Centre
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Guys .... I have one question.

    Ideally wanted Myhill & Schmeichel.

    Had to downgrade one to 4.0 but which one ?

    A Myhill

    B Schmeichel

    1. Azerbaijan Shopping Centre
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I dont have any WBA or Leicester defence either