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19 September 2015 3195 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The Gameweek order of play delivers a potential cracker to get us started, with Chelsea – reeling off the back of three defeats in four – playing host to Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. The Blues have dominated this fixture in recent years – winning their last three home meetings by an aggregate of 10-1 – but are yet to register a win on their own turf this campaign.

The Blues lie just one place above the relegation berths after five outings, having conceded more goals (12) than any other Premier League side. To further underline their failings at the back, Newcastle have conceded just one more shot inside the box (50) than the champions. Jose Mourinho will demand a dramatic improvement on the attacking front, too, given that Chelsea are yet to record a “big chance” at home this term.

Despite ranking top for attempts (112), shot inside the box (79) and big chances (17) by some margin, Arsenal have just five goals to their name – exposing some poor finishing. No team in the league possesses a worst shot conversion rate (4.5%) than the Gunners, offering hope to those patient managers still in possession of Chelsea defenders.

  1. Yome
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Handshake, checked

  2. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Here we go again, a new week with new hope. Sold Pedro for Couts and have Sanchez in this game.
    Kun captain, you owe me and I need you now more than ever. C'mon!

  3. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Nonsense handshake 😛

  4. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Chelsea lose and they will be bottom 3 come sundown

  5. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    OMG TEHY SHOOK HANDS

  6. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Handshake Report

    Brief, awkward, no eye contact.

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Mourinho seemed to make more effort for what it's worth.....

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        He's eager to get Wenger's signature after the match. 😉

  7. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Baps update?

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Everyone on 3 baps

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Wally 3 baps

  8. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Hazard. Just a goal!

  9. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Wenger just spat on his own hand before the Jose shake

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I reckon he'd been touching his Arse-nal before doing so.

      1. The Mandalorian
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Anything is possible after a good curry.

  10. Evasivo
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Did Mou and Wenger shake hands??

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah.

      1. Evasivo
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Boooo

  11. Jigger & Pony
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Wow Chelsea playing 4-1-4-1

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      about time

    2. Jazz!
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      4-2-3-1

  12. Flintstone
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Costa waving an imaginary card

  13. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Who was the guy on here who put french toast in a toaster?

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Classic......

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Wtf? 😀

    3. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I'd like to know this too. Just to add him to my list of people from whom I take no advices.

  14. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    If Chelsea get a peno, Cech won't be allowed to save it against his parent club.

  15. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Fast paced start. Good stuff.

  16. Mr Arsenal
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Costa lucky to escape a yc for that dive

    1. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Should be booked for brandishing the imaginary yellow too.

      1. The Mighty Slovenian
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        That's a red then.

    2. Puzzle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Didn't look like it was contact at all. Really strange, but it's Costa what do you expect

      1. Mr Arsenal
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Mourinho told them to get coquelin booked asap

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Somebody should tell the ref to get Costa booked asap.

        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Or maybe somebody told Costa to get booked asap, as he shows a great intent to get a warning.

  17. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Omg Bego

  18. FrancescoLazio
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Sanchez doing some nice key passes. Good to see

  19. supersham
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Lads what are the best streaming sites for the football?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      BT Sport online

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Frantic opening 5 minutes without much composure anywhere, I smell goals.

    1. Numb
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Is your comp starting this week? Any details anywhere?

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        yeah, gonna put up a community article on Monday morning for Qualifying scores after the first week.

        1. Numb
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Cheers.

  20. Camp No No
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Early stat attack:

    Arsenal pass completion 100%
    Chelsea pass completion 0%

    Chelsea must up their game or they're going to lose this.

    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Also: possession Arsenal 100 - 0 Chelsea. Worrying signs.

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Oh, forgot the time of the stats, it was at 1st minute.

    3. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      See again

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Well, obviously things change over time. I reported completely accurate stats from the first few seconds.

  21. FrancescoLazio
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Has John Obi Mikel got his own specific seat on the bench with his name on it?

  22. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    1st goal will be Oscar's

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      could be

  23. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Odds on Begovic saving a pen but Sanchez scoring?

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      > 0

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      long

  24. ZTF
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Shall I get McCarthy now??

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Right now?

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Wait until the games are over

  25. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Pedro on for 3 baps . . .

    1. Numb
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Lol@ .....never mind

  26. Flintstone
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Hazardlooking lively

    1. FrancescoLazio
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Sanchez looking better

  27. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    sanchez burning ivan already

  28. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Ivanovic 😀

  29. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    handshakegate over

    Aguerogate later...