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Having analysed the latest movements on our Watchlist among the defence and midfield over the past few days, our focus now turns to the forwards. With both form and fixtures in his favour, Everton’s Romelu Lukaku moves to the top of our ladder, whilst Sergio Aguero sneaks in near the bottom as he steps up his recovery from a hamstring injury.

With two goals and as many assists from his previous pair of outings, and with further strong fixtures (AVL, bou, CPL, nor, LEI, new) coming up, Everton’s Romelu Lukaku has moved up to the top of our rankings. The Belgian is the second most transferred in player so far this week, with over 98,000 new owners in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), seeing his price rise to 8.6. Lukaku has only managed eight shots from inside the box over the last four Gameweeks, less than the majority of the leading forwards, but as the focal point of the Toffees attack, he should continue his high involvement in the final third.

Leicester’s Jamie Vardy stays towards the top of our ladder, although the hip injury that has ruled him out of both of England friendlies is an obvious concern. There’s no doubting his form, given he has scored in nine consecutive matches, while Vardy has registered 37 touches from inside the penalty area over the last four Gameweeks, seven more than any other forward. The Foxes’ next six (new, MUN, swa, CHE, eve, liv) are generally tougher fixtures though, but the 7.4-priced forward certainly looks set to remain in our three-man frontlines provided he can shrug off that hip problem.

Given that Tottenham have four home matches over the next six Gameweeks (WHM, CHE, wba, NEW sot, NOR), Harry Kane climbs a couple of places in our latest update. The England international has also returned to form in recent weeks, averaging 10.7 points per appearance over the previous three Gameweeks, and is now looking worthy of his 9.4 price tag in FPL after a slow start to the campaign. Kane leads the way for shots on target (11) amongst frontmen in recent outings, a clear sign of his improved accuracy.

Southampton’s Graziano Pelle is next in our rankings, with the Italian’s potential starting to wane given that the Saints schedule begins to stiffen up following the home clashes against Stoke and Aston Villa (STO, mci, AVL, cpl, TOT, ARS). The 8.5-valued striker may well be worth holding on to in the short-term, then, particularly with plenty of injury doubts for Fantasy bosses to deal with heading into Gameweek 13. With just one goal and a single attempt on target from his last four outings, the former Feyenoord front man could soon be dispensable for many of his current 33.3% ownership in FPL.

Anther slight faller this week is Watford’s Odion Ighalo, following his blank in a reasonable match-up against Leicester last time out. The Nigerian still offers superb value at just 5.5 in FPL, though, while the Hornets’ upcoming schedule (MUN, avl, NOR, sun, LIV, che) is fairly favourable. Ighalo’s underlying statistics remain impressive, given he has taken 12 shots from inside the box in his last four appearances, while he’s created seven chances over the same period, ranking him second among forwards.

Arsenal’s Olivier Giroud slides down our ladder, with the impending return of Theo Walcott denting his prospects. Once the England man is back to full fitness, the pair appear likely to share duties as the lone striker for the Gunners, so while the next four fixtures (wba, nor, SUN, avl) are very favourable, the uncertainty over the Frenchman’s playing time does limit his potential. The likes of Lukaku and Kane look far safer bets than the 8.8-rated Arsenal striker, then.

While he managed to bag an assist in Man United’s 2-0 win against West Brom by winning a late penalty, which Juan Mata duly converted, Anthony Martial continues his descent towards the foot of our ladder. The French forward – now back down to his original starting price of 8.0 in FPL having risen to 8.4 just a few weeks ago – has only registered four shots from inside the box in his last four matches, so although United’s schedule (wat, lei, WHM, bou, NOR, sto) is very favourable, there look to be far stronger options available for our three-man frontlines.

Chelsea’s favourable run of fixtures (NOR, tot, BOU, lei, SUN, WAT), with four plum matches at Stamford Bridge, means we’re keeping faith in Diego Costa. The former Atletico Madrid striker may have blanked in his last three outings, but he has encouragingly registered 30 touches inside the penalty area over the last four Gameweeks, and may be able to return to form against lesser opponents over the coming period. His 10.9 price tag in FPL does look high, though, given he’s only scored two goals this season.

With Man City’s Sergio Aguero hoping to be in contention for a return in their home clash against Liverpool on Saturday, we’ve reinstated the Argentine towards the bottom of our ladder. The question for Fantasy managers will be whether the diminutive striker can immediately hit the ground running following his hamstring injury, while City’s upcoming schedule (LIV, SOT, sto, SWA, ars, SUN) is pretty mixed. Given his proven track record, it may only take one moment of magic before many Fantasy managers are hatching plans to get the 13.0-priced hitman back in their 15-man squads.

With Liverpool’s fixtures (SWA, new, WBA, wat, LEI) picking up following this weekend’s trip to the Etihad, Christian Benteke stays in contention for our latest refresh. The 8.3-valued Belgian international has shown signs of flourishing under Jurgen Klopp, with two goals and an assist from his last three appearances, and does present us with a different option in attack. There is a question mark over how the new Reds boss will incorporate Benteke and Sturridge though, with the latter possibly returning from his knee injury in the coming weeks.

  1. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    top 5 players with the most inaccurate crosses in the league?

    1. Black Knights
      • 13 Years
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      Only a fool would say Navas.

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        a fool would be wrong

      2. Pochecinno
        • 10 Years
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        🙁

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          😆

          1. Black Knights
            • 13 Years
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            Got him!

    2. Pochecinno
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      Sterling
      Navas
      Moreno
      Dawson
      Ritchie

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        ritchie is correct. others are wrong

        1. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
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          Walker
          Janmaat
          Lamela
          Ramsey

    3. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Valencia, Navas, Moreno, Ox

      1. Beavis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Memphis

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          nope and nope to the above

          1. Beavis
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
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            Moreno's 4th in the table I just made after your reply.

    4. Eden Hazardous
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      Moreno
      Kolarov
      Ritchie

      1. Eden Hazardous
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        Payet

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
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          Albrighton

          1. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
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            yes

        2. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          yes

          1. Eden Hazardous
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            Sanchez

            1. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              nope

              1. Eden Hazardous
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                Ozil

          2. Eden Hazardous
            • 11 Years
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            And KDB

            1. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              nope

              1. Eden Hazardous
                • 11 Years
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                Eriksen

      2. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        ritchie is correct

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
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          Albrighton?

    5. Jazz!
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      Ritchie, Depay, Hutton, Montero, Yedlin

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        only ritchie is right.

    6. Hy liverpool
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      ritchie
      navas
      moreno
      monreal
      Bolas ie

    7. Davido989
      • 15 Years
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      Brady Albrighton Tadic Ritchie Sanchez

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        brady albrighton ritchie and tadic correct. along with Payet mentioned above

        1. Eden Hazardous
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          Good team work BF 🙂

          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
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            🙂

        2. Beavis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          Moreno has 40 (4th), Payet 35 (6th) according to members' area.

          1. Beavis
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
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            Ignore me, I had GW filters on.

  2. RustyBz
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    Anchored.

    What is the longest palindrome you know?

    In Portuguese, I know this one:

    "Socorram-me subi no onibus em Marrocos."

    Which translates to: Help me, I've got on a bus in Morocco".

    🙂

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Its not as funny as you think

      1. RustyBz
        • 11 Years
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        It's not supposed to be funny!

        1. Eden Hazardous
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          *interesting

          1. Black Knights
            • 13 Years
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            He's asking what the longest palindrome in the world is. He's come up with a very good one.

            1. RustyBz
              • 11 Years
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              He's just trying to be a nuisance 😉

    2. Jones Town
      • 14 Years
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      Not as long but quite good:

      A man, a plan, a canal: Panama

      1. RustyBz
        • 11 Years
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        Very good - I didn't know any sentences in English

    3. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
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      As a James Joyce fan and English Literature graduate, I recall being told by my tutor that "tattarrattat" - coined in Ulysses - is the longest palindrome in the English language.

      That's for an single word of course.

  3. Davido989
    • 15 Years
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    What's 9+10?

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
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      thank god, a question i can get right

    2. RustyBz
      • 11 Years
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      Number of points Sanchez will get this weekend

    3. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Liverpools title wins in 7 months time

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
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      21

  4. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
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    I saved us all....I made Boris Bodega quit riddles 😀

    1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
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      But not me! 😛

    2. Jeremiah
      • 13 Years
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      Eden for president....

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
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        Aye... #ReplaceSeppWithEden

    3. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
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      Haha

  5. Somalion
    • 16 Years
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    West Ham have an "unbreakable option" to sign Manuel Lanzini on a permanent deal, according to club co-owner David Sullivan.

    Lanzini has impressed so far this season on loan from UAE side Al Jazira and is attracting interesting from elsewhere.

    But Sullivan said: “We have an unbreakable option with both Lanzini and his club, so any other team's interest is irrelevant.

    “Manuel has been a fantastic signing for the club and we all hope he can maintain this superb run of form for the rest of the season.”

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      wouldnt believe a thing those owners say. They dont know their arse from their elbow

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        Well, certainly not their Ogbonnas from their Obiangs 😉

        But I think this was all part of the original deal, if they were happy with him then they get first preference.

      2. Wolverine
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        That could get weird especially when performing elbow sex

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          trust me, i know all there is to know about elbow sex

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
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            ^ I can vouch for this

            1. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              same time tonight?

              1. Somalion
                • 16 Years
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                Baby you know it 😉

              2. Boris Bodega
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 10 Years
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                Gives a new meaning to having a stiff elbow.

                1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                  • 15 Years
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                  And a funny bone.

    2. Pochecinno
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      This is the same team that bought Tevez and Mascherano in the murkiest deal in EPL History.

      1. Somalion
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        But they still bought them 😉 Lanzini for all intents and purposes is a Hammer barring some sudden change in heart.

        1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
          • 14 Years
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          Not technically true. Their agent reserved a large part of rights to the players iirc

          1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
            • 14 Years
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            Sorry if I'm been a pedant. I just remember it was a huge stink at the time

            1. Somalion
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              No, you're correct, because the agent had ties to the Russian mob or something like that. But my point is they both wound up West Ham players, despite dodgy dealings. The ownership thing is seen quite a bit in fact, I think Mangala was owned in part by a consortium who City also needed to buy out in conjunction to the club.

              1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
                • 14 Years
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                Yeah I'm fully aware that it is a common arrangement, particularly in South American football but the West Ham case was exceptional in that the third party retained the interest in the player after transfer. It was legislated against after the Sheff Utd court case

                1. Somalion
                  • 16 Years
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                  You're right, that was a rather unique event. Though with that said, despite legislation, you might find there is still some of it in the background. Mobsters and football go hand in hand.

                  1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
                    • 14 Years
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                    Illegally sure. But FA wouldn't ratify a registration without clean paperwork

    3. Gooner Kebab
      • 13 Years
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      Didnt realise Lanzini belong to a UAE side, and he's loaned to WHU.

      Was he not good enough to play in UAE?

      1. Somalion
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        Too good. I remember when he left Argentina (having been quite a prospect) for the UAE and reckoned he had thrown away his career for money. Good to see him in the PL now.

        1. Gooner Kebab
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          Glad he turnt

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
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            Aye, would have been wasted staying out there.

    4. Black Knights
      • 13 Years
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      Ah yeah, like Toby and Saints.

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        and any saints player for that matter 😉

      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        Think you'll find that one a bit stranger because, and I'm open to correction on this, I don't think Southampton actually had anything in the contract for first option. Add onto that how Toby was quite keen to leave, even half way through the season he was talking about Spurs or getting his place back in Madrid.

        1. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
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          There was an expiry date on the option which had passed. And yes, Toby didn't want to go so wouldn't have made a difference

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
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            Ah that's the one, cheers for that!

        2. Black Knights
          • 13 Years
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          Yeah i think Saints had to place the offer before a certain time, which they somehow managed to just let them slip by!

          Plus yeah, personal terms would've been tough with bigger clubs sniffing around.

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
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            That's it, I knew there was something a bit odd about it.

            You're right, plus I was amazed they didn't seem to mind him very publicly stating he wanted away from the club.

    5. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
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      I've just gotta say a big thank you for creating a thread about football.

      I was about to go and find a riddle forum and see if they wanted to talk football for a change 😀

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        😛 I'm off now so I'm afraid you'll need to wade through the mire of riddles using this thread as your only sustenance until another football related one is made 😉

        1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
          • 14 Years
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          You bought me half an hour I reckon!

          Tick tock...

  6. Jeremiah
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    Which came first: the chicken or the egg? 😉

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Chicken...prove me that I am wrong...I dare ya!!!!

    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
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      The alien that engineered the chicken.

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
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      the forehead.

    4. A.T
      • 15 Years
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      Chicken

    5. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
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      Chicken, you wrote it first

      1. Jeremiah
        • 13 Years
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        Only posted the comment as a joke but this is very good 😀

    6. Gooner Kebab
      • 13 Years
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      Egg on chicken burger....yum

    7. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
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      The egg.

    8. RedLightning
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
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      Depends on whether you believe in evolution or creation.

      Creationists would probably say that the chicken came first, but evolutionists would say that the egg did (because the first chicken could have hatched from an egg laid by a predecessor of the chicken that wasn't a chicken, but if the first chicken hadn't been created as a chicken and hadn't been hatched from an egg then it wouldn't be a chicken.

  7. The Gambler.
    • 16 Years
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    Lets get back on topic, FPL

    Team value check

    TV £105.6m
    SV £103.0m

    1. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
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      touch the bulb !! 😀

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
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        It's 104.5 and 101.8

    2. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
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      Much lower , Will find a way

    3. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
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      Need to post rank though, not linked

      1. The Gambler.
        • 16 Years
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        Why does that matter?

    4. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
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      TV 100.4 + 3.6 = 104
      SV 101.8

  8. Davido989
    • 15 Years
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    chat sh!t get banged

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Hi Vardy , are you fit?

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
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        So the ladies say.

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
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          😳

    2. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
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      Original 🙂

  9. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
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    these football questions are too
    a) esoteric
    or b) what's esoteric?

    1. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
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      phwoar :Ozil:

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
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        :ozil: ?...

        1. Boris Bodega
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
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          I give up, emojis are beyond me 🙁

          1. megatronaldinho
            • 15 Years
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            😀 a strange world in which we find ourselves

    2. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
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      A. Yep

      B The regulars , keep the place going in dead times tbf

  10. Numb
    • 11 Years
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    Room is pitch black and you have a drawer with 20 red socks, 20 blue socks and 20 black socks

    What is the minimum number of socks you would have to pull out to guarantee getting a matching pair?

    1. lionheart5
      • 13 Years
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      4

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
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        You lot are too clever / good at googling

        1. Black Knights
          • 13 Years
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          That one is a bit of a no-brainer, to be fair.

          1. Numb
            • 11 Years
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            Often catches people out...see below

            1. Pochecinno
              • 10 Years
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              errr, see below 😉

          2. Pochecinno
            • 10 Years
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            Yeah, I thought 4 would be too obvious

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
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      31

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
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        No, 4

    3. Emp
      • 14 Years
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      4 socks?

    4. Emp
      • 14 Years
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      4 socks

  11. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
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    Riddle me this #17: A ladder hangs over the side of a ship anchored in a port. The bottom rung touches the water. The distance between rungs is 20 cm and the length of the ladder is 180 cm. The tide is rising at the rate of 15 cm each hour.

    When will the water reach the seventh rung from the top?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Never

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
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        Ship rises with tide , you JaFOOLi

        1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
          • 11 Years
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          Yes, trick question 😀

          1. FALCAO & MOU
            • 11 Years
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            Fish.

    2. Numb
      • 11 Years
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      It won't

    3. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      When they've finished loading the heavy cargo

    4. Jeremiah
      • 13 Years
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      It wont?

    5. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
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      Two hours 40 mins.

      1. FALCAO & MOU
        • 11 Years
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        Mathematically.

    6. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
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      10

    7. Gooner Kebab
      • 13 Years
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      7th hour, you dont count the first.

    8. Emp
      • 14 Years
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      7 hours 20 mins

  12. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
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    who (midfielder) had the same number of assists and goals scored @ 2012/2013 and 2013/2014 ?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Hazard

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
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        correct

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
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      Omg I knew this. I forgot 🙁 🙁

      1. Jazz!
        • 11 Years
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        Think it's Hazard

        1. Hy liverpool
          • 12 Years
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          yep

    3. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yaya

    4. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Ramsey

    5. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
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      Must be loads on zero, no?

      1. Black Knights
        • 13 Years
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        Boom!

    6. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Lampard?

    7. Hooky
      • 10 Years
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      Downing - 0

  13. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Sturridge 🙂 Day 1. Day 10 is before Swansea game 🙂

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
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      Day 11 warm up injury 😯

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        noooooooooooooo. In all honesty, there's no way his body can survive Klopps training regime and pressing game

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
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          Aye, outlook is bleak at the moment. There is a psychological aspect to it as well and perhaps with some good coaching they could get that out of him. But things like bad muscles are what they are, unfortunately.

    2. Wolverine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lol it's probably gonna be another two months before there is a day one again...

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Day 10 is a lie

  14. BobB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Is Bellerin or Bellerout?

    1. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I read that he's started training, along with Ox.

  15. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    How many FFS members does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      U said that u will stop 👿

    2. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      None , thats Jonty's job

    3. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1001

      1 to hold the light bulb and the others to turn the room round

    4. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      none, non-members can do it 🙂

    5. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mentos?

    6. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Need to rate the light bulb first.....

  16. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Which team has the lowest conversion rate? 13 goals from 124 shots.

    1. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Liverpool

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Correct.

        1. Black Knights
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          All those wayward Coutinho 25 yarders.

    2. Wolverine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Newc?

    3. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Pelle must be close to that on his own

    4. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Watford

    5. Vincent Adultman
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      West Brom?

    6. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Bournemouth

  17. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Which PL player's nickname is Chunky Fud Bucket?

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lampard plays in the MLS...

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Akinfenwa plays in the lower leagues

    3. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney ?

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        That'll do......

    4. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lambert ?

    5. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Tomlin?

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah will take that also....

  18. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Fir min o
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Fir min o

    1. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      ole ole ole ole coutinho o oo oo

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You forgot to add 'NO' after each 'oh'

  19. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    why do the socks need to match colours. a very racist question that. socks are people too ffs

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      try reposting it later, it might be funny

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I ONLY wear coloured socks.

    3. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Put a bar of soap in one and show it to the England rugby team and they will cry.

  20. Black Knights
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I'm finishing work now so if i log off and leave this site overnight, will you guys promise that you won't quiz so much that the mods decide they can't take it any more and remove the comments section altogether?

    1. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'll monitor it for the next hour or so, but after that it will be feral.

      1. Black Knights
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I fear we're going to have nothing to come back to but broken links to a Community that lost its collective mind.

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Promises are made to be broken.

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You'll be fine.

  21. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Who am I?

    5ft10, chat sh!t get banged.

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      A Kardashian of some sort?

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Berbinho

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Or PL top scorer

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Correct.

    3. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Alan Carr

  22. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Crikey....still on quizzes...

  23. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Reports claim Ramsey, Ox and Bellerin are all back in training. Nothing officially confirmed yet though

    1. RustyBz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lovely!

      1. RustyBz
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I wonder if this has any impact on Alexis potentially being rested 🙁

    2. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Only Bellerin relevant , cmon my Son

    3. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Update...they have all aggravated their injuries by coming back to training too soon and are out until the new year.

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Sturridge?

  24. dykeypunk
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    A guy walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls a gun on him.Why

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Water gun.

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He's a contagious zombie?

    3. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Oh God, the stupid hiccups one.

      I hate those ones, they aren't lateral thinking, they're "what am I thinking?"

      1. dykeypunk
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Correct. Sorry for being stupid

        1. Boris Bodega
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I thought it was quite a good one!

        2. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I know, I feel awful now...I wasn't saying you were stupid! Just that type of "riddle", like "a man is lying dead in a field...what happened?" There could be about 600 answers.

          1. Doolittle
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            That was meant to be "oh no", not "I know".

        3. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Oh God, I hate it when people apologise over the Internet.

    4. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I think I actually know this..

    5. donkey73
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      hiccups

    6. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Drinkwater

    7. Wolverine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Walking into a bar hurts

    8. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sacrilege

    9. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The barman's wife was killed earlier that day by a rogue glass of water that struck her on the head

  25. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What is the sound of one tree clapping?

    ..... 😕

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Treesome

  26. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    A footy question...

    What do Falkirk and River Plate have in common?

    1. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Both named after a river?

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Nope.

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      They are football clubs. 😎

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        A bit more specific please.

    3. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Falkirk is a sh1thole, guess River Plate is also?

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        It's good....but not the right answer...

    4. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      They are the same distance from each other

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        True...but not what I'm looking for.

      2. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        this 😉

    5. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      There is no doubt a player that played for both of them. But I'm not googling cos thats cheating

    6. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Diagonal stripe on their kit?

    7. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      If I were to take a shot in the dark I'd say that Falkirk and River Plate are the only two football clubs outside of Italy, England and Spain to have broken the world record transfer fee. Sydney Puddlefoot joined the Scottish side for a then record £5,000 in 1922, whilst the Argentinians splashed out a record £23,000 on Bernabe Ferreyra ten years later.

      Just a guess.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Sounds correct.

  27. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    T & C : Eden , you are not supposed to talk about the best Mod on the Planet....

    Eden : Sorry 🙁

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Don't delete this pls

    2. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      TM?

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        (Yup)

  28. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    They are remaking the movie Memento

    1. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Completely ridiculous, it's a wonderful film - why on earth does it need to be remade!? I hate remakes at the best of times, but this is really pushing it...

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Miley Cyrus is playing the lead female role

        1. RustyBz
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          You're joking

        2. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          ...I hope that's a joke IE.

        3. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          He's already expressed his disgust at the idea!

      2. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Oldboy, Let the Right One in, etc

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I presume that's in agreement? If so, exactly, great films that really, really don't need a remake. In those cases, it appears to be because US audiences are unable to handle anything at all that isn't American, but Memento is American!

          It will do well to be as pointless as the Psycho remake, which is shot for shot identical, but starring Vince Vaughan as Norman Bates.

          1. RustyBz
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Speaking of Norman Bates...have you watched Bates Motel?

            1. Doolittle
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              I haven't, is it good?

              1. RustyBz
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 2 months ago

                It's very different from your normal TV series. I really enjoyed it though

                1. RustyBz
                  • 11 Years
                  10 years, 2 months ago

                  And it's on Netflix, so pretty convenient

          2. Bøwstring The Carp
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Yup, brilliant already and then they're remade by the west for more $$$ because of this Hollywood image people seem to only want to watch these days

            Total ripoff of the originals 😕

      3. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        100%

        What are they going to do? Add state of the art special effects? Film it in 3D? Madness.

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Maybe they've forgotten that it was made in the first place. #mementobanter

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            😛

          2. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Haha, nice.

            Have you ever watched the easter egg version with all the scenes in correct chronological order? Not worth it.

            1. Doolittle
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              I haven't, and I won't!

      4. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Hear, hear.

        People(producer / director / screen writer) should be more original and come up with their own original stuff.

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Only worthwhile if Nolan himself remakes it

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Uwe Boll

        1. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Who?

          1. Doolittle
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            You're better off not knowing.

      2. Hooky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Is that what Kevin is doing these days?

    3. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Blimey.

      I don't get the constant need to do the 'remaking' of old films. Just let them be a masterpiece.

  29. dykeypunk
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    what is the only football team which when their name is written down you cant shade in any of their letters (upper case or lower case)

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Port Vale

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      hull

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Why are you so mad at me?

    3. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hull City

    4. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hull

  30. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Optimus is a mod right?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Not unless they've started letting the lunatics run the asylum

    2. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I thought he was more of a rocker