[sbu_large_image] Preamble
28 November 2015 1798 comments
Mark Mark
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I was never one to keep a diary. The only time I’ve really wavered is back in pre-pubescent years and, quite frankly, I’m thankful that my Clearasil-coated days of unrequited love never made it onto a page for posterity.

Inadvertently, the Pre-match Preamble has morphed into a diary of sorts: these Saturday morning entries are a journal, telling the tale of my season to look back on. Today’s is certainly written with that in mind.

I want to put this on record as an experiment, just to see how long it takes before I find myself referring to these statements and cringing, almost as if I’d stumbled upon that poem I wrote for the girl in 5C, scrawled on the entry page for September 12, 1987.

I want to declare that I’m happy turning my back on Sergio Aguero.

I want to confirm that I believe I can do without his goals and that my team wil be better off without his genius.

I’d also like to add that I don’t intend to come knocking for the Argentine until my winter Wildcard arrives – maybe not even then.

There, it’s done. I’m outed.

There have been several scenarios built in my head to help justify such statements.

I fully expect Harry Kane to maintain his streak, for Romelu Lukaku to go on bullying back fours and delivering on his promise. As for Jamie Vardy, I’ve convinced myself that he’ll remain unstoppable and undroppable.

Similarly, while there’s no logic to back this up – I’m hoping that we’ve already seen Aguero at his destructive best. Does he have another 25-point haul in him? I can live in hope.

I’ve another more rational reason for going without. Aguero’s hefty 13.1 can take a big bite out of squad resources, just as we enter the Christmas period when the bench is needed most. Turn my back on Sergio and I’m able to stock up on reserves who can deliver festive cheer.

Predictably, Granville believes I’ll pay the price and revert to type.

He’s immediately rounded up the cash to swoop and is slapping the armband on Aguero, even with the promise of curtailed minutes against a Southampton side with a strong defence on the road.

It’s a no-lose situation for Granville. Aguero can defy fixtures and form, and he’s already proven he can punish non-believers with merciless efficiency. I’m cruising for a bruising – laying down the foundations for a clear opportunity for my Manc rival to tie me in knots when I’m inevitably forced to back down.

But then that’s half the fun. Going without Aguero feels dangerous. It’s almost maverick management by proxy, and if it helps differentiate my team from Granville’s, perpetuating our rivalry, it’s an added bonus.

The question is, when will I get to return to these words to prep and season them as the filling in my humble pie?

Next week? Next month? Next year? Five past three today?

I just sense that Granville can hardly wait.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Gazpilicueta
    10 years, 11 months ago

    top scorer for the weekend predictions

    Deolofeu (23 points)

    1. Wirtzle Gummidge
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'll be happy with that.

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      10 years, 11 months ago

      My captain. More points than other players.

      1. @persecuted_by_mods
        10 years, 11 months ago

        It wasn't funny the first time you made that joke let alone for the millionth time

        1. King Kav. QC at law
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Lmao why you being rude, i disagree with your view. Doesn't mean i watched a different game

          1. Worzel Gummidge
            10 years, 11 months ago

            To be fair you're a bit of a t!t.

            1. King Kav. QC at law
              10 years, 11 months ago

              I suspect everyone would be a lot harsher if the person copying wasn't a regular. Classic ffs

              1. @persecuted_by_mods
                10 years, 11 months ago

                You have problems lmao.

          2. @persecuted_by_mods
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Wow a previous comment i made. Difference being that in both cases you and that guy were rude first. You're just making fun of people when they say "i hope player x scores" and then you reply with your smarmy comments

            1. King Kav. QC at law
              10 years, 11 months ago

              I was going to type this but cheers for saving me the trouble.

              1. Worzel Gummidge
                10 years, 11 months ago

                He is talking to you not me!!

                1. King Kav. QC at law
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  No he wasn't. Don't be a rude liar please.

                  1. Worzel Gummidge
                    10 years, 11 months ago

                    You clearly don't understand how replies work then.

                    1. King Kav. QC at law
                      10 years, 11 months ago

                      Yeah.

              2. @persecuted_by_mods
                10 years, 11 months ago

                No problem 🙂

    3. NATSTER
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lukaku must do well in that scenario. I will be happy too.

    4. Mclarens F1
      10 years, 11 months ago

      haha

    5. @persecuted_by_mods
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Kdb

    6. Venom Snake
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Kolarov

    7. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      that match screams of kone hattrick

    8. squ1rrel
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Oxford.

  2. dcarlito
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Cedric is a waste of bloody time.

    Had enough.

    Cedric to Walker done.

    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      how many southampton clean sheets do you envisage between now and christmas? 1, maybe 2. and history suggests he'll start in the villa match. relax, best case scenario today looked like a 4 or 5 pointer.
      not even in the squad suggests he could just be ill

      1. Mr. Grv
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This and I never wanted him to play this gw

  3. squ1rrel
    10 years, 11 months ago

    No double gameweeks this year?

    1. The Royal Robin
      10 years, 11 months ago

      This?

      1. squ1rrel
        10 years, 11 months ago

        yep. unicorns are clueless little critters you know.

    2. Sjaugen
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Not before the FA cup gets going

  4. Your Mum's Athletic
    10 years, 11 months ago

    8 out of the top 13 in my big cash ML have captained Lukaku and I don't even have him #prayforblank

    1. The Royal Robin
      10 years, 11 months ago

      You don't have him? That's mad.

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Aguero Kane Vardy, no room at the inn

    2. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/comment/11941667

      Don't Underestimate Bournemouth 😉

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Immediately places bet on Lukaku anytime 😉

  5. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    10 years, 11 months ago

    My brain said Lukaku(c). But in the same way I'd pick Lamborghini over Volvo I went Aguero. YOLO

  6. Venom Snake
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Who to sell first, Ogbonna or Westwood?

    1. Tansey
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ogbonna

  7. Cristi@no R7
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Cedric has to go. Bellerin or Toby or other?

    1. squ1rrel
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Bellerin

    2. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Why? he gets rested against big teams which is when you will bench him. He will start v Villa.

  8. Sleno
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone know where you can see the "top 10,000" stats, like who they cap, who they played etc for this week?

    Cheers

      1. Sleno
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks

      1. Sleno
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks

  9. Screwtape
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Reasons I believe sanchez wont start:

    Its a full moon.
    His hair looked less shiny than usual midweek, and had lost some lustre.
    His eyes looked strained.
    Its getting chile outside.

    Make of that what you will, but all signs point to the inevitable.

  10. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    10 years, 11 months ago

    *looks at benching dilemma next gw*

    *shakes head*

  11. FPL Daniel
    10 years, 11 months ago

    what was that add on when you can see everyone teams and captains when you go on a mini league tab? Had to be on firefox no?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Greasemonkey

  12. oghash
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I hope that we beat Ecuador!

    1. The Red Devil
      10 years, 11 months ago

      who's benched? riazor?

      1. oghash
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I don't know, you I think. I can't remember.

        1. The Red Devil
          10 years, 11 months ago

          noope!

  13. PlayPercentage
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Silva not in the starting line up.
    Could be another flat performance from City.

  14. Jazz!
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Lukaku will blank today.

    1. squ1rrel
      10 years, 11 months ago

      You bet.

    2. Sailboats
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'll take 5 assists

  15. Cristi@no R7
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Captain.

    Rank 1 - Lukaku

    Rank 2 - FIRMINO

    Rank 3- Lukaku

    Rank 4- Lukaku

    Rank 5- KDB

  16. KOLASINA(C)
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Wow, it seems that I can save my transfer before next GW

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Me too 🙂

  17. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Sanchez and KDB on borrow time.

  18. Shrimp On The Barb
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Top 10 Players Overall Captains:

    #1 - Lukaku
    #2 - Firmino
    #3 - Lukaku
    #4 - Lukaku
    #5 - KDB
    #6 - Lukaku
    #7 - Lukaku
    #8 - Ozil
    #9 - Lukaku
    #10 - Lukaku

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      IrishMadrista is #2 ?! 😯

      1. Shrimp On The Barb
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😉

  19. Cristi@no R7
    10 years, 11 months ago

    7 out of top 10 captained lukaku

    1 Ozil

    1 Firmino

    1 KDB

  20. Dr Kenneth Noisewater
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Toure in the hole?

    Let the games begin.

    1. Dr Kenneth Noisewater
      10 years, 11 months ago

      (Please don't be subbed off after 45)

  21. fickle
    10 years, 11 months ago

    was sanchez not rested during the internationals for a game?

    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      played all. a rest next gw makes more sense than this gw imo. training pics suggested business as usual

    2. KingNidge
      10 years, 11 months ago

      only rest Sanchez gets is at half time

      1. fickle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        lol

  22. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/dreamteam/event/14/

    If only I had this team.

    1. Gaffa914
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lol

  23. THE Wild Rover
    10 years, 11 months ago

    UFPL

    Migs or Toby on bench, the lose in reserves. Starting Butland

    1. THE Wild Rover
      10 years, 11 months ago

      loser 🙄

    2. oghash
      10 years, 11 months ago

      How are you doing for November? I am 25 off first so no chance really

      1. THE Wild Rover
        10 years, 11 months ago

        long way off Nov but 6th overall 🙂

        1. oghash
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Yeah, you're doing well. Last year was better for me. So many injuries am in 7k atm

    3. Mull
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Migs

    4. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Migs

  24. Tim Canterbury
    10 years, 11 months ago

    a lot of the HOF top 10 got Aguero in this week...gulp

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      10 years, 11 months ago

      They know what they are doing. B-)

  25. Mull
    10 years, 11 months ago

    FFS regulars league captains.

    Lukaku 67
    Aguero 31
    Sanchez 19
    Ozil 7
    Kane 4
    Firmino 2
    Deulofeu 1

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      2 Firmino captains??!!

      IrishMadrista and IE?

      1. Mull
        10 years, 11 months ago

        One of them and Milanista

      2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        10 years, 11 months ago

        IE double entry. Huge fanboy.

  26. The Royal Robin
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Sanchez and Lukaku to Aguero and Deulofeu?

  27. NATSTER
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Almost everyone in my ML has captained Lukaku.

    The good thing .. He cannot make any difference and my other players will do the job.

  28. Fanta sea
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I just had a feeling that Fury would already start his excuses

  29. Milner4eva
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Didn't sell YYT, now he starts at #10. Hoping for something big, something really big.