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With Gameweek two of the inaugural FIFFSA 5-a-side world cup now completed, the groups are now starting to take shape, apart from UEFA group B where each team has recorded a single victory. With another five matches to go, there is still everything to play for in the tournament.

Gameweek 2 Review

The Cayman Islands shook off a first week defeat by posting the highest team total of 377. This was compared to an overall average team score of 319.

Uruguay once again won the award for the worst benching decision. This week they benched Riazor who, was not only their highest scoring player, but also the highest scoring player in the tournament with 94pts. Luckily for them, this wasn’t enough to prevent them from defeating Ecuador 366 to 323.

Away the pitch, Oghash wins the award for the best press conference revealing the underhand tactics some teams will go to ahead of the tournament matches.

Gameweek 3 Preview

Looking forward to Gameweek 3 of the competition and gameweek 15 of FPL for the season, we see some interesting matchups.

The standout fixture of the week will be the trans-Tasman affair between Australia and New Zealand. Australia, led by Jeanz have started the tournament with two wins while New Zealeand, led by Deadzone regular Innsie, are rooted to the bottom of the table with 0 points.

Despite their victory in the opening gameweek, Iceland followed the result up by posting the lowest team total in gameweek 2. They now face off against San Marino who, despite being hotly tipped at the start of the tournament, have lost their opening two fixtures.

Lastly, two FIFFSA members will be facing off at the weekend when USA take on their arch rivals Cuba. With 0 points so far, USA will be desperate for the victory but up against the 3rd most experienced team in the tournament, it won’t be an easy task.

A detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament at our team sheets and tables spreadsheet.

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each Gameweek teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each teams’ Gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be found here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 2300 (GMT) by the Friday of each Gameweek otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the early kick-off on Saturday at our score centre spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

FPL is a simple game made complicated by double gameweek planners.

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  1. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    Tous Ensemble!!!

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Lets do it Again !!

  2. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    We are getting smashed in this and I fear the same is going to happen this week....

    Rumour has it at least two of the Barbados team are captaining Hazard....

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      Chile's all members are captaining Hazard

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      Hazardaphobia is so last season.

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 17 days ago

        I know that but I've lost control of the dressing room at this point 🙂

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 17 days ago

          *Throws bib at Andy's head*

    3. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      We're having a nightmare here Andy. I blame the busy festive period - I've been playing with an injury a la Sanchez.

      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 17 days ago

        More like blame the desk move! Fancy you being here on a Friday. Bosses in "meetings" again?

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 17 days ago

          Nope, but it was Christmas client drinks last night so everyone is too hungover to care. I'm off to Paris this afternoon so just an hour to kill before I leave!

    4. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      Sorry about the game last week. We really didn't expect a big win like that. Good luck this week 🙂

  3. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    Are we winning yet?

  4. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    San Marino - Favourites 😆

    Pfffftt!!!

  5. QPR expects... glory!
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    Last week we battered Germany, this week we're smoking B&H 😆

  6. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    So who are the dark horses in this thing?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      Rupert

    2. OLEgend
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      India 🙂

    • 10 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    4/12/2015

    Update from the Polish camp:

    Team Poland is gaining momentum. Last week *that* victory in the derby against Germany proved that we can handle the pressure, the lads are full of confidence and we have depth in the squad.

    Bosnia, our next opponent, have an extraordinary team, with punts such as: Costa, Kone(2), Bojan, Benteke or Ivanovic. It's going to be an exciting game, that's for sure, and we are looking forward to it. At the end of the day, however, we are sure it's us who will grab the 3 points.

    *sings to Eminem's "Lose Yourself*
    (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s)

    Their palms are sweaty
    Knees are weak, arms are heavy
    This cold shampaign and confetti
    Prepeared already
    We're Poland
    And on the counters we are always deadly
    Where's Kone?
    Ask the Bosnians
    They have plenty
    Everyone now, knows Costa
    Is a clown
    Shoots over the bar, and the goals won't come now
    It's shocking, how?
    Everybody's laughing now
    He's such a cow, time's up!
    2-pointer, wow!

    Snap back to reality
    Oh, there goes gravity
    Oh, there goes Barkley, he blanks
    They so mad but they won't
    Sell Kone, oh no
    He won't have any points
    He's from Ivory Coast
    Don't matter - he's dope
    We know Bosnia's a joke
    We don't try to provoke
    When they find out the results in their homes or at work that's when it's
    Game over yet again, yo
    This whole rhapsody
    We better go capture this moment and grab the three points!

    We better...

    #NaZawszePolska #MocniRazem

    1. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      WOW

    2. Kolarov Fpl Legend
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      You Polacs sure talk much,but we ll see at the end of gw who s gonna sing. And all Kone s ,Bojan and Costa are sold.

        • 10 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        First of all, FIFFSA press conferences are all about banter.

        Second of all, were are Poles, not "Polacs".

        Good luck. 🙂

    3. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Great !!

  7. ..dom
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    9th Overall on UFPL - but seriously lacking in MD2 & Liverpool coverage going forward - happy to loan some in for next 2 game weeks - which of the following should I do?

    a) Benteke & Coutinho
    b) Benteke & Firmino
    c) Sturridge & Coutinho
    d) Sturridge & Firmino

    thanks all

    1. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      Wrong place bud 🙂

      1. ..dom
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 17 days ago

        sorry - will repost it elsewhere

  8. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    Poor Ivory Coast going to lose 3 out of 3

    1. Tiki-taka in Lusaka
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Hi JRR - you do realise that SA are playing Zim this week, while Egypt have the pleasure of beating the Ivory Coast?!?

  9. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    JOURNALIST: Thanks Geoff, we're here talking to El Eunuco Jelea about Mexico's upcoming match with Jamaica. El Eunuco--should I call you that? Or Señor Jelea?

    EUNUCO DE JALEA: It na matta mon. Cal mi Jelly mon.

    J: Ok er, Jelly, so how are you and the Mexico team preparing for your big qualifier with Jamaica?

    EJ: We tak it easy mon. Roll a coupla spliffs and stretch out de legs and watch de sunset.

    J: Yes . . . so, not training hard as one might expect?

    EJ: Na mon. I and I knows dat what come will come. De match and de training be one and we be one wit it.

    J: I see. That's very philosophical. I can't help but notice that you are talking a bit like, well, a Rastafarian. Any reason for that?

    EJ: We get in de head of de enemy. We know how he feel, how he tink, and we match him move foar move. Jah provide.

    J: Hmm. I suppose I see the logic, but you do know that the Jamaica team are all out on the training pitch doing passing practice and the like?

    EJ: Ya mon, we chill like dem and . . . wait, dey drillin' mon?

    J: Well of course. They are preparing tactics to shut down your potent counterattacking moves. Do you have any plans for how to deal with that?

    EJ: You serious esé?! Those pendejos be drillin'? Zombie said they was all . . . I mean, ya mon, Jah knows we tak it easy like dem, and get we head right . . . and . . . so for real, the Jamaicans be training, straight up?

    J: Well of course. This is a serious football tournament. I'm not sure this Rasta posing is doing you any . . .

    EJ: But Daas said that if we smoked weed and got all Rasta it would be cool and we could . . .

    J: I'm pretty sure that's not going to prepare you for an international football match, but . . .

    EJ: ¡No mames! I can't believe I listened to those vatos! Sjaugen, 12thAmigo, Raddy, they all said . . .

    J: Oh, those guys, they're over on the practice field working on corner drills . . .

    EJ: ¡No manches! They were like, "órale, vato! we got to be like the Jamaicans, you stay here with the journalista and be all Rasta . . ."

    J: Well it looks like they probably found the one job you were good for . . .

    EJ: ¡Chinga tú madre! I'm the heart and soul of this team! You don't know how hard . . .

    J: Geoff I'm going to sign off here with Eunuco Jelea of the Mexican team . . .

    1. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        ? If you don't like it you're free to move along without posting anything. 🙂

    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Lovely mon. Good luck. We keep smoking.

      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        You too.

  10. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    Forza Italia!

  11. Black Knights
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 17 days ago

    Imagine going into the THIRD WEEK of qualifying and still not having a whole squad to choose from because of red tape.

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 17 days ago

      seriously?
      I protest Scotland shall give up all the points we earned last week

      1. Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 17 days ago

        i accept this

      2. Black Knights
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 17 days ago

        It's madness. No idea why we're making allowances for a guy that hasn't contacted us in a month, all the while not being able to submit our team until the deadline because we have no idea who our final member is. And we have a guy who's been waiting for 4 weeks to get the nod, that we can't really even talk to yet.

  12. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Can someone from South Africa please change my Aguero to Kane on the spreadsheet. My captain is still the same. Thanks

    1. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Can you not acces it?

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        I won't get home till late and my phone is a ****

        1. Defcons are for Kinnear
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 16 days ago

          I have 2ft this week so no hits taken for Sanchez and Kun out

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Just be careful that your opponents don't read this. Oh, and did I mention that Tolkien always saw himself as English.

  13. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    "San Marino out of Troubled Water"

    When you're weary, no points at all,
    Tears in our eyes, how the mighty fall;
    Injuries to your side. When times get rough
    And Iceland just can't be found,
    Like a lamb to the slaughter
    San Marino's down.
    Like a lamb to the slaughter
    San Marino's down.

    When you're down and out,
    Beaten by Belgium,
    When Aguero fails so hard
    I will still captain you.
    I'll play wildcard.
    When the playoff comes
    And Thailand's abound,
    Dare we cross the Asian borders,
    San Marino's down.
    Dare we cross the Asian borders,
    San Marino's down

    Out of UEFA C,
    In the knockouts oh my.
    Our team is starting to play.
    All our dreams are on their way.
    See how we shine.
    If you need a friend
    I'm sailing right behind.
    San Marino's out of troubled water
    Three points ease our mind.
    San Marino's out of troubled water
    Three points ease our mind.

    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      The phrasing's a bit off, but a nice effort. 🙂

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        I think it fits perfectly with their funny accents

    2. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Loved it !! Both your Rap and Our Victory against ur team

  14. djenzio
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    we cause so much threat
    for such a small nation
    even JTD went out of his way
    to mock us in verse
    In his own special way
    don't you worry Mr Terry cause every dog has his day

    O ancient Republic
    honour to you, virtuous
    honour to you

    we lost two in a row
    to give the rest a head-start
    now it's time to start winning and start playing our part
    we have more cars than people
    more money than sense
    but our pride is not broken, our team spirit immense.

    Generous fidelity
    O virtuous one,
    O Republic

    Our next game is on the horizon
    We stick together through thick and thin
    Displaying courage, strength and honour
    We surely must win

    Andiamo San Marino

    1. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      San Marino has more songs than people

      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        We wanted both together but was rudely interrupted 😉

      2. djenzio
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        Jealous?

        1. Konig Luther
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 16 days ago

          no.. we prefer points 😉

          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 16 days ago

            Grrr, good answer though

      3. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        San Marino will have more points than people come the end of the GW 😎

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 16 days ago

          Yeah.....ummm....great tactics that. Can we maybe try to get more points than something more numerous. I dunno, more points than dairy farms, perhaps?

    2. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      This is the best San Marino song in the last 29 min

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        I thought it was going to refer to Jock Terry McDerMutt.

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 16 days ago

          I think Djenzio forgot to change that bit, think he was maybe too focused on Iceland

  15. Dinamo Drachma
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    We the brave Spartans with the tactics of Alexander the Great are going to win the second in a row game vs Finland.
    The gods of Olympus have decided. Cmom the Greeks!

    1. Rake
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      All hail Alexander! Greece ftw!

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        Alexander was Macedonian, not Spartan. #classicfail

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      With captain hazardous leading the way.

  16. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    @ECUADOR
    My E-mail provider is down and since Kun is out I'm probably gonna have to change from a no hit to take a hit to get Kun out. Not sure yet but it is the likely scenario.

    Speak to me on this message if I don't submit team (if e-mail provider gets their act together) if you want to know what I ended up doing and if I'm benched or playing.
    My ft was Alexis out.

    Thanks.

  17. Chenku╰☆╮
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Update From Uruguay...

    1. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Dam the emoticons dont worry! FAIL...

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        Well if that's all you have to say, I'll move on to the next press conference.

        1. oghash
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 16 days ago

          Official Uruguay Presser to follow.

          1. Chenku╰☆╮
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 16 days ago

            Telling it like a boss.. Cheap press officer Oghash!

            1. Chenku╰☆╮
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 16 days ago

              I meant chief 🙂

            2. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 16 days ago

              Cheap

              😆 😆

  18. Jindaljain
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Should stay with Mata or buy Mane

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      You should ask people who care... 😉

  19. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Belgium is only taking a -4...what about your countries?

  20. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Can the captain bench himself?

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Of course

  21. Theatre_Of_Screams
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Ozil or Vardy to get the armband?

    1. Admiral Stark
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Main thread maybe? 🙂

  22. Admiral Stark
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Exec committee, you have mail!

  23. steaknchips
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Eugh, bit of a dilemma. Do I:

    A) -4 get Kane for Kun
    B) -4 get Lukaku for Kun
    C) leave and play Dawson(TOT)?

    Rest of bench is coutinho and Prodl, so it'll be Dawson or no one!

    1. steaknchips
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Bottomed.

      Eugh, bit of a dilemma. Do I:

      A) -4 get Kane for Kun
      B) -4 get Lukaku for Kun
      C) leave and play Dawson(TOT)?

      Rest of bench is coutinho and Prodl, so it'll be Dawson or no one!

  24. Depay Time
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    it's Egypt vs Belgium this week...
    Can't wait...
    #Come_on_you_Egyptians

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      How can Egypt play Belgium?

    2. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Lol.

      Egypt v Ivory Coast according to our spreadsheets.

    3. Depay Time
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      oops
      my bad
      Egypt vs Ivory coast ...
      😛

  25. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Mexico is going to smash us.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      That's the spirit. Never say die attitude.

    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Clever, make us over-confident. 😉

  26. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Must have moved the pyramids to Europe

    1. Depay Time
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      I thought I would've broken this page with that! 😛

  27. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Every team that's faced us so far has left with 0pts and their tail between their legs. Good luck Chile 😉

    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      Mexico is waiting for you in the knockout rounds. 😉

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        Battle of the minnows that

  28. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    Injuries means a guaranteed loss for Peru this week.

    6x Sanchez
    2x Rojo
    1x Aguero
    1x Coutinho
    1x Gomes
    and
    1x Richards

    1. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      nothing is guaranteed. pretty sure your opponents will be similar.

    2. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      On the plus side only five Sanchez count

      1. djenzio
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        haha

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 16 days ago

        Maybe two of them have captained him.

  29. Man Chest Hair United
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 16 days ago

    is kun 100% out?

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 16 days ago

      You appear to be lost.