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3 February 2016 1151 comments
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Newcastle United’s capture of Roma frontman Seydou Doumbia on a season-long loan deal – which includes an option to make it permanent in the summer – capped off the Tyneside outfit’s business in the January transfer window. Discussing his move with the local press, the 28-year-old spoke of his desire to hit the ground running at St James’ Park:

“I’m a striker – I love scoring goals. I’ve already started to prepare. I’ve arrived and I’m ready to go. As they say, you have to have a little bit of time to settle in and know your teammates. Afterwards, I think it will come quite naturally. It’s always been a dream of course to one day come and play in England, in the Premier League. Now that dream has come true so I’m absolutely delighted. It’s special because this is the birthplace of football quite simply. You watch all of the Premier League games on the TV and it was always something which I thought was magnificent to watch. Each weekend I would turn on and watch these games and now I can actually be here and take part in it.”

The History

Doumbia cut his teeth at a bevy of local youth clubs in the Ivory Coast before joining top-flight side AS Denguele. Following a season in which he ranked top of the league-wide scoring charts with 15 goals, the striker plotted a course to Japan, teaming up with J League Division 1 side Kashiwa Reysol. Doumbia netted three goals in 24 outings for the Chiba-based club but then dropped down a division to sign for Tokushima Vortis, where he would go on to bag seven goals in 17 appearances.

A move to Swiss Super League outfit Young Boys marked the next step in Doumbia’s career. His first season with the Bern club harvested 20 goals and 10 assists in 32 outings, rendering him the league’s top scorer. The African striker would retain that title in his sophomore campaign, chalking up 30 goals and seven assists.

Doumbia’s eye-catching output for Young Boys prompted CSKA Moscow to secure his signature in January 2010. His first full term with the Horses proved hugely successful, yielding 28 goals and 11 assists but the striker struggled with injury in the following campaign, tallying just three goals in seven league appearances. Despite contending with hip, thigh and back complaints during the 2013/14 season, Doumbia mustered 18 goals and 13 assists in 22 outings.

Doumbia remained at Moscow for the first half of the 2014/15 campaign, racking up seven goals and four assists in 13 league appearances. In January, however, he completed a transfer to Roma on a four-year deal. Doumbia failed to exert his influence with i Giallorossi – recording just two goals in 13 outings – and was subsequently shipped back to Moscow on loan in the summer of 2015, where he registered five goals and as many assists in 13 appearances this term.

Since claiming his maiden cap for Ivory Coast in 2008, Doumbia has netted five times in 33 outings for Les Éléphants. He retired from international duty in the wake of his snub for the 2014 World Cup but has since returned to score for the Ivory Coast during their 2015 African Cup of Nations triumph.

The Prospects

After sealing Doumbia’s arrival on Tyneside, Steve McClaren cited the African’s top-level know-how and style of play as key to his acquisition:

“I think that as a striker, age doesn’t really matter. But we wanted experience in that. We’ve seen with Mitrovic that a young player can take longer to settle in. We feel that a more experienced one, who has played in various leagues around Europe, will have a better chance of settling in. That’s what we hope. He’s played top football with top clubs, and has played in the Champions League. He scored against Manchester United and Manchester City, so he’s played in big games and has that mentality. He’s a goalscorer. He has to adapt quickly, and some players do… He’s someone who plays on the shoulder of defenders, runs in behind and gets on the end of things. We have been looking for that type, and so are delighted to have Seydou on board.”

With Papiss Cisse sidelined through injury, McClaren has mainly relied on Aleksandar Mitrovic up top since moving to 4-2-3-1, with Ayoze Perez stationed on the left. The Serbia international has struggled to fill the breach, though, scoring just four times all season – indeed, amongst all forwards with 40+ shots in 2015/16, his goal conversion rate of 8.9% is the lowest.

Although he’s scored just once in his previous six appearances, it’s worth noting that Mitrovic sat joint-top with Sergio Aguero for attempts inside the box between Gameweek 18-23, with 20 apiece. Clearly, Newcastle are creating plenty of chances, then, and a more clinical player like Doumbia has the potential to thrive should McClaren’s men continue to carve out the same quantity of scoring opportunities for their lone striker.

Doumbia’s shot-conversion rates over the past season-and-a-half (45.5% and 26.8%) immediately back that theory up. In contrast, Perez (14.7%) and Papiss Cisse (13.3%), whilst superior to Mitrovic’s afore-mentioned 8.9%, also fall well short by comparison. Furthermore, the Ivory Coast international crafted 16 chances for his team-mates this season before joining the Toon – his key-pass frequency of every 60.9 minutes far outstrips Mitrovic’s 98.1 and illustrates his superior all-round play.

The new arrival has received his work permit in time to face Everton at Goodison this evening, though with McClaren admitting that Doumbia hasn’t trained for a couple of weeks, his first couple of appearances may well be off the bench until his match sharpness is up to scratch.

Once fully fit, though, there’d be no surprise to see Doumbia handed the opportunity to fire the Magpies to safety. With Newcastle set to face West Brom and Chelsea before a blank Gameweek 27, it may not be until the following week until the new boy arrives on our radars. From Gameweek 28 onwards, McClaren’s side face Stoke, Bournemouth, Sunderland and Norwich in four of the subsequent five and also have a double Gameweek to factor in at some point down the line. At a price of just 6.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), Doumbia could yet emerge as a viable option for our three-man frontlines over the final months of the campaign.

Further Reference

Seydou Doumbia Wikipedia Page

Seydou Doumbia Transfermakt Page

Seydou Doumbia YouTube Highlights

  1. 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Exciting transfer

  2. TheBusDriver
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Aguero fail. Should've kept Vardy.

    1. Mavric Marco
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Lukaku (c) tonight 😎

  3. Mavric Marco
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    I'm sure we've already had this article? I've seen this pic before?

    1. Mavric Marco
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Arrrh, it was on the transfer window watch article! 🙂 New stock images needed me thinks 😛

      http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2016/02/02/transfer-window-watch-5/

  4. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Doumbia gives me PTSD because of FIFA.

    1. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Overpowered af

      1. Whazza
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        In Fifa 14, that was

        1. Mr. Grv
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          In 15 too , all those lobbed through balls gave me headache.

          1. Whazza
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            Sorry meant 15 😀

  5. Littlefish92
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    is it worth getting kompany when he comes back or is it better to pick cheaper defenders ?

    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Cheaper.
      He'll just get injured again

    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Alright, so I asked this question before on here, so sorry for a repost.

    Wolverhampton fans said he always used to play nearly 90mins every game, so it's possible he's coping with some small injuries. Others suggested he is not fit enough yet to play full games on BPL level.

    Does anyone of you, possible Bournemouth fans, knows any other possible reason of why is Afobe always being taken off the pitch around the 70th minute? Cheers. 🙂

      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      possibly*

    1. Whats the Huth
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Getting used to pace of premier league

  6. Rossaldinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Definitely a fan of Doumbia and will probably get him in for GW28. Just not sure if Newcastle are up to providing him with enough chances....

  7. Whats the Huth
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Make or break time for Lukaku.

    Unless he scores the same or better than Kane.

    It will be Lukaku to Kane tonight.

    Easiest transfer of the season for me.

    1. Ha.
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Even if it's 12 points?

    2. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      I'm doing it whatever he scores tonight

  8. DGWjegy
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    i hope lukaku scores today

    kun , kaku , kane FTW

    1. Whats the Huth
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Me too. A brace would be glorious

  9. danishdynamite
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    A) Dawson + Ozil > Simpson + Sanchez
    B) Lukaku (if he FAILs tonight) + Ozil > Vardy & Sanchez

    Urgh

    1. rjcv177
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Vardy and Simpson with tough 2 fixtures. Not a C option to get Sanchez? (i would probably keep ozil - yesterday looked better than Sanchez)

  10. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Got to within 12 points of my Aunt's team in and then this happens last night, probably slaughtered alot of you guys as well!

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2444417/event-history/24/

  11. Silky_Smooth ~
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Everton - Newcastle predictions? I'm going for 2-2

    1. Backup Dancer
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      It's a form over fixtures thing

      1. Backup Dancer
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Reply fail. Score draw looks likely tbh

      2. Silky_Smooth ~
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        So what's your prediction?

      3. Costa's Counsellor
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        You say that about everything.

  12. 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Am I missing something with people getting Vardy in this week?
    Arsenal and City away up next?

    1. danishdynamite
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      I can see him scoring against City, less so Arsenal

      1. danishdynamite
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        For me, I'll be getting him for Lukaku anyway come gw27.

        If Lukaku starts soiling the sheets then I'd sooner have Vardy in now

        1. 1
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          Fair enough, but getting rid of Lukaku before he plays against a Shawcrossless Stoke and a home match against West Brom I think could end up in tears with Lukaku scoring 2+ more goals than Vardy.

          1. rjcv177
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            Waht if u sell Luk for Costa? and then get Vardy on 27?

    2. Backup Dancer
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      It's a form over fixtures thing

    3. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Vardy don't give a sh!t about fixtures

      1. 1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        No, although Liverpool at home is about as good as it gets at the moment in terms of fixture ease.

        1. Greenbackbøøg…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          He's been doing it all season

          1. 1
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            He has, but he hasn't faced any fixtures as difficult as Arsenal and Man City away from home.

    4. Tommy J
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      I'm thinking of transferring Ighalo for him. Ighalo has two tricky away fixtures and I'm looking at differentials vs ML leader

      1. 1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Ighalo is fair enough, as his are bad as well.

  13. Backup Dancer
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    If Lukaku blanks I'll get Vardy.

    If not, how does De Gea to Forster sound? Saves 0.8 and guarantees a decent keeper for gw30.

    This soton defence needs to be jumped on soon.

    1. Rossaldinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      absolutely!

    2. BrockLanders
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Yeah. Lukaku gone tonight if he blanks. Vardy and Virgil

  14. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    McCarthy
    Rose Moreno Bellerin
    Mahrez Alli Antonio Payet Ozil
    Kane(VC) Aguero(C)

    Butland... Lukaku Dann Fuchs
    0 FT 2.9 ITB

    Transfer made was YYT -> Alli
    Defence and bench in order? How's the team looking overall?

    1. Ha.
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Play Butland

    2. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      sexy
      play Luk over Antonio/Mahrez/Payet

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Depends on performance tonight. If he blanks, I think I'll leave as is 🙂

    3. I Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Butland troll points?

    4. rjcv177
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      also have Yaya and think that not worth to sell.
      Somebody has to deliver to Kun, and with KDB out some FKs are on him, also first on PK after Kun "eventually" injures himself.

  15. Sadio
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Which transfer will net me more points over the next 2 weeks?

    A) Butland to Forster
    B) Wijnaldum to Firmino

    1. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      b

    2. Rossaldinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      probably B but I like A for the longer term

    3. BrockLanders
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Yeah probably b

    4. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      A)

      1. Mr. Grv
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Unless there is a dgw

    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      A)

      B) may well go the other way ...

  16. BrockLanders
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Really want Siggy but current midfield...

    Ozil, Payet, Mahrez, Alli, Gosling..
    With Aguero, Kane, Lukaku up top!!

    Suggestions welcome??

    1. Backup Dancer
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Payet would be the one to take out but it seems risky.

      Does feel good having Siggy in your team though!

      1. BrockLanders
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Yeah. He's looking real good and Swansea's fortunes have taken a turn for the better. WHU seem to have a plenty of other options now aswell..

    2. Costa's Counsellor
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      No need.

    3. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Think he only has two goals from open play all season. Don't rate swansea. Not for me.

      1. BrockLanders
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Cheers. Probably just hold on my midfield

  17. Pierce34
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    We find out who blanks in GW30 on Saturday 20th, correct?

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Not everyone

    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Not until after inevitable replays in some ties.

  18. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    "Seydou Doumbia" is an anagram of "You/me is bad duo"

    1. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Jarvish Tahiti is an anagram for I hit jarvish ta!

      1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        You'll have to catch me first 😉

    2. Rossaldinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      How about "Buy a Dodo muse"?

      1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        A letter short 😉

        1. Rossaldinho
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          I just noticed..."I buy a dodo muse"

          1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            How about "I buy a mouse? Odd."

            1. Rossaldinho
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 3 days ago

              enough already!

              1. L S P
                • 10 Years
                10 years, 3 days ago

                not an anagram

  19. Malkmus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    A'noon all. Right then, midfield query - please choose 4 best mids to have from the list below:

    A - Ozil
    B - Sanchez
    C - Firmino
    D - Payet
    E - Silva (have Kun)
    F - Alli

    I'm thinking A, B, E, F at the moment.

    Cheers !

    1. BrockLanders
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Mahrez, Firmino, Siggy and Alli would be my 4..

      1. Malkmus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Ta

    2. Iceball
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      A,B,D,F

    3. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      definitely B and D. Then i'd personally go for C and F.

      1. Malkmus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Cheers all, food for thought !

  20. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    As Doolittles Fiancé sits out side sharing a nice glass of wine with him and two others, she sips, looks up at the moonlight beaming off his bald head and sighs, why couldn't I be the other sister.
    Roger Walters' son ay.

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      *points to Rupert's fetlocks* 😉

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Not shiny enough. You're more along the lines of Gregg Walace after a wine tasting.

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        😆

    1. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      *transfers in Eriksen*

    2. 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Hope my Tottenham triple up doesn't go tits up too soon!

    3. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Do not understand why people are getting rid of Payet.
      Nice tables as always!

      1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        If his shot went in instead of hitting the post yesterday, everyone would be saying buy him

        1. Slam
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          If they watched any highlights in the game, they would understand.

    4. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Eriksen 😮

    5. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Interesting

    6. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      I got Eriksen in an hour before yesterday's deadline 🙂

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Ooh, nice one Poch!

        1. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          Thanks

          His stats really were too good to refuse. And he literally takes every single corner and free-kick. No penalties but that's what I have Kane for 😎

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        I have had him for two game weeks ... 😉

        1. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          😎

          Tempted to triple up with Alli?

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            What do I do with Toby?

      3. 1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Nice one Poch

    7. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Nice 🙂 Doos, how do you see City v Leicester panning out?

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        2 - 2.

    8. Sergeant Garcia
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Afobe looking promising as well.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Yes, indeed.

  21. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Hows your health these days Doos? Hope you're feeling better 🙂

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      I am getting stronger. I have just done a little shop ... 🙂

      1. Az
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        beers and porn mags i hope

        1. Az
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          and also, great news 🙂

        2. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          He's married. I hope not 😀

        3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          😆

          No. Milk and Yogurt. And a bottle of Soave ... 😉

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            Vinoteca can only be weeks away now. 😉

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 3 days ago

              Indeed. I dearly hope so. In other news, my latest bag has gone very well indeed. So, progress.

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 3 days ago

                How does a bag go well? Only partially full?

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  10 years, 3 days ago

                  No. Sticks on properly, and does not irritate the skin. The filling is in the lap of the Gods, or so it seems.

          2. Pasqualinho
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            How much was the bottle?

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 3 days ago

              *checks receipt*

              £3.99!!! 😀

              1. Camp No No
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 3 days ago

                Sounds like a very "milk and yoghurt" -type of Soave to me. 😉

              2. Pasqualinho
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 3 days ago

                Robbing bloody Oxford Co-Ops! why do I have to pay £4.65?

                1. Camp No No
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 3 days ago

                  Because you buy better Soave?

                2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  10 years, 3 days ago

                  You are buying the cheap one? Which is better ...

                  1. Pasqualinho
                    • 16 Years
                    10 years, 3 days ago

                    There's a more expensive cheap one?

          3. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            Interesting. Does Soave go well with milk and yoghurt?

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 3 days ago

              No. But it is brilliant with Cod in a tomato and caper sauce ... 😉

              1. Camp No No
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 3 days ago

                Alright, I take your word on it.

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  10 years, 3 days ago

                  I am a Wine Merchant, and was once a chef, professionally ... 😉

        4. Frank Black
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          Who buys porn magazines in 2016?

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            People in their 50's.

            1. Tommy J
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 3 days ago

              Hoy-steady!

            2. Frank Black
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 3 days ago

              More like people who are still in the 50s.

          2. Az
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            People with BT internet

            1. Old Man
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 3 days ago

              That's not funny - our phones/web have been all over the place for two days now.

              1. Tommy J
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 3 days ago

                Mines been ok

  22. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Hello everyone

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Hey Cheese.
      How's the GW going?

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Not so good. Lots of good scores knocking around

        1. Slam
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          The highly owned defenders all did well, that's why. 🙁

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            One day i must get one of those

            1. Slam
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 3 days ago

              No way. That's to boring Cheese.
              You gotta go for the Danny Rose's and Janmaat's 😉

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 3 days ago

                Have to. Rose will miss this weekend though I would think...

    2. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Hello

    3. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Hello ! Cheese

    4. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Hi

  23. BrockLanders
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Current back 5..

    Ivanovic, Betrand, Moreno, Alde, Rangel

    Got 2 FT with £1.9 itb. Considering getting Cresswell and another??

    Any suggestions welcome chaps??

  24. elkunaguero
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Targett swiftly replaced on the defender watchlist.... even surprised he made it there in the first place

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      + 42. Especially after Lucy's timely warnings ...

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        doosra, I know you are a fan of Smith at Bmouth, but do you think he'll keep his place with Elphick back? I have to decide between him, francis or Targett

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          I believe so. He is definitely one of their best defenders.

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            Mind you, I have gone for Simpson.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      I wasn't. If he'd have kept his place he'd be the ultimate bargain.

      1. Ha.
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Still is a bargain

    3. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      quite possible they go back to 5 at the back, seeing Koeman's comments and the amount of shots they conceded yesterday

      1. elkunaguero
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        I agree, makes the team a bit more expansive. I think they were happy with containing Arsenal last night. Should go for the win vs Hammers.

    4. elkunaguero
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      FWIW, I think he'll play the next game...

      1. I Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Me too. I'm starting him.

        1. elkunaguero
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          same... cant see myself starting Simpson at the Ethiad

  25. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    UFPL question guys.

    Would you stick with Sanchez's 4pts or play Wijnaldum?

    Thanks

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Wij for sure

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Thanks Slum

  26. Frank Black
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Hey Doosra, what keeper should i get to replace Butland? Everything seems to point towards Cech but i already have Koscielny.

    My team:

    Butland
    Baines Daniels Rose Koscielny Tomkins
    Ayew Sanchez Payet Firmino Alli
    Kun Kane Ighalo

    1. elkunaguero
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Forster 4.8, simple

      1. Frank Black
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Nah, the next three fixtures are just bad.

        1. elkunaguero
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          the man's a beast

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Keep Butland. Get Hart or Schmeichel.

  27. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    These upcoming blank gameweeks are really doing my head in.

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Leicester, Stoke, Southampton keep ringing in my head. 😉

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Get rid of Livepool players regardless

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Probably makes sense

  28. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    When do you think is best use of WC? GW36, BB37 with 15 DGW players hopefully and then just 1 more week...Or any better idea?

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      That's what I'm thinking, as long as my squad is in good shape for the first double gameweek

    2. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      That's an idea. A couple days ago Balders (and some others) presented the idea of WCing between the GW30 blank and the GW34 DGW.