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19 February 2016 1381 comments
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With this weekend’s fixture schedule dedicated to the FA Cup Fifth Round, we’re afforded time to assess the leading contenders in the Fantasy Football Scout leagues across a variety of games. With leagues in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), Ultimate Fantasy Premier League,Sky Sports and Sun Dream Team, there’s plenty to catch up on.

FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE

Chris Rigden – who placed fourth in our last updateretained his spot at the summit following a lacklustre 39-point round. Jamie Vardy, Harry Kane and Mesut Ozil delivered the goods, while Charlie Daniels justified his selection with an assist. Chris’ decision to hand Sergio Aguero the captain’s armband ultimately saw him drop below the Gameweek average of 41.

By virtue of a massive 79-point Gameweek, Ahmed Essam propelled himself into second place in our Scout League. Aside from his masterstroke in captaining Dimitri Payet (26 points), Ahmed profited from the double-figure hauls of Christian Eriksen (10) and Willian (13). At the back, Cesar Azpilicueta and Daniels bolstered his total with assists.

Craig Ward muscled into the top three with 55 points in the previous wave of fixtures. He opted for a 3-5-2 set-up, deploying a five-man midfield that comprised of Roberto Firmino (captain – 12 points), Payet, Ozil, Dele Alli and Riyad Mahrez. Although none of his defenders mustered more than two points, Fraser Forster came up trumps with a clean sheet.

Mustafa Eren Keçeci maintained his grip on fourth position with 46 points. His decision to captain Odion Ighalo against Crystal Palace didn’t pay off, but solid returns from Payet, Ozil and Kane kept him afloat.

In the wake of a 35-point outing, Ciaran Treacy slipped to fifth. Blanks from Alexis Sanchez, Ross Barkley, Mahrez, Aguero, Ighalo and a captained Romelu Lukaku found him dropping out of the top 50 in the global rankings.

To join this league use the code: 600-520

FPL MEMBERS SCOUT LEAGUE

Andrew Dougan enjoys a one-point lead at the top of our Member’s League. Playing Alberto Moreno over Toby Alderweireld proved to be an astute call, but Aguero’s blank undermined his captaincy selection.

Despite the fact that only four of James Ollerenshaw’s players produced attacking returns and he benched Vardy, Payet’s 26 points as captain contributed to a 57-point Gameweek.

Ralf Buckenmaier dropped one place after notching 49 points. Virgil van Dijk, Payet, Ozil and Firmino were his star performers, but a strike partnership of Wayne Rooney and Aguero failed to hit the mark.

Akin to Ralf’s Gameweek, Euan Thompson had the likes of Payet and Firmino, and Fraser Forster’s shut-out, to thank for his respectable 45-point showing.

Rounding off the top five, Brian Moss correctly benched Alli and Eric Dier en route to 55 points, plumping for a midfield that included Ozil, Firmino and Payet.

ULTIMATE FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE

Dominic Nelson heads up the field in our Ultimate Fantasy Premier League table, having pushed up to 1890 points (13th in the global rankings) with a 63-point Gameweek. Sean Tobin leads the chasing pack with a total score of 1883 following a 59-point haul last weekend.

Sultan Osman steered himself into the top three after producing 81 points, placing him two points shy (1881) of Sean’s total. Meanwhile, there’s nothing to separate Michael Wong and Mateusz Grzadzielewski; the latter racked up three more points than the former (62 compared to 59) last Gameweek, but both men are neck and neck on 1874 points.

To join this league, use the code: 1258-516.

SKY SPORTS FANTASY FOOTBALL

Having amassed 182 more points than the second-placed David Browne (1692), it would take something special to prevent Alan Wood (1874) from securing the gold medal. Cathal Jordan – who’s just one point ahead (1675) of fourth place – completes the top three in our Scout League.

Positioned first in the league of leagues, we’re on pace to retain our crown. To join this league use the league name: FFScout and the code: 8009000

SUN DREAM TEAM

Jonathan Bancroft is the manager to beat in our Scout League (1585 points). Harry Kane (224 points) has been his main man throughout the course of the campaign, while Eriksen and Firmino are newer acquisitions that delivered last time out. Wayne Rooney’s injury has thrown a spanner in the works, though.

David O Byrne is breathing down Jonathan’s with 1577 points so far this term. Daley Blind’s 161 points have set the foundation for a strong back line, with all five members breaching the 100-point barrier. A 51-point gap has opened up between David and the third-placed Charles Mouzon (1526), who’s forward line of Aguero, Costa and Kane is capable of bridging that deficit.

Sitting just four points being Charles, Yiadom Yeboah (1523) is commandeering a well-balanced team includes both of Arsenal’s starting full-backs. Tim Mongiat and Jeff Payne share the honours in fifth place (both 1515 points). The former’s decision to field three Spurs players in his front six could pay dividends this Gameweek, while the latter could suffer from Aguero’s blank and Rooney’s injury.

To join this league use the PIN: 8060586

  1. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    My dog died, it never had its day

    Thoughts?

    1. HNI
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Save the FreeCoffin

    2. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It had it's day by dying.

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😀

  2. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Why do noses run but feet smell?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      If olive oil comes from olives.. Where does baby oil come from?

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Virgin olive oil, THAT's the question you need to be asking

      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Firminos' tearducts

    2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The same reason why butter flies but jam rolls

  3. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What's the best way to injure a player without getting caught?

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Suicide attack?

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😛

      2. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I'm pretty sure I'd be caught.

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Ermmm, not me. I mean the person who is out to injure the player. Definitely not me.

      1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I like the way someone is credited for the picture of the egg.

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Buy him company

  4. Mr. Grv
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Waiting for the ban hammer 🙄

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What did you do?

      1. Mr. Grv
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Posted naked pics of JT

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Seems legit 😛

  5. HNI
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Height of SuicideAttrmpt:
    Dwarf jumping from Footpath of Road

  6. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If you admit being a liar, aren't you being honest?

    1. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No

  7. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How did the people who made the clocks know what the time is?

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sundial?

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Didn't God tell Jesus?

  8. HNI
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Height of Honesty:
    Pregnant woman getting 2 tickets for a movie

    1. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Are you confusing honesty with stupidity ?

      1. HNI
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Well stupidity is looking through keyhole of a glass door 🙂

        1. Mr. Grv
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          No that's honesty , if your being a peeping tom then do it the right way

  9. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If we can't see air, do fishes see water?

    1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You reached 15 pages yet?

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😛

    2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'm at 11 ...

  10. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

    1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The negative zone

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Pls stop

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Who closes the bus door when the driver get's off?

    3. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Alternate universe

  11. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    El Neny and Welbeck 'could start' tommorow, in Arsene's 100th FA Cup game. Ospina will definitely start all cup games.

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What's this with Arteta being a captain?
      He doesn't even make the XI does he?

    2. HNI
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Omg thats football news! Not the right website for that bro 😉

  12. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    A man rides into town on Friday stays for three days and three nights, and leaves on Friday, how so?

    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Was his horses name Rupert 😉

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You beat me to it

    2. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Friday is the name of his horse

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Friday is Rupert

    4. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The horse’s name is Friday

    5. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      bingo

    6. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ha , Friday is his horse's name . giggity .

    7. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Friday is his man slave who he rides

      1. Mr. Grv
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        That got dark very quickly

  13. Kings of Lyon ★
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Have a good weekend whatever you cool cats get up to

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Don't tell me what to do

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      TTY next week KOL.

      Have a good one mate.

  14. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    A fish swims into a wall. Damn.

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😀

    2. Vincent Adultman
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The 'n' in damn ruins it a little

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Fishes can swim inside walls? Mind blown.

  15. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If Costa got sent off in the cup it would be great for my Southampton defenders in next weeks league game. I think that is all I am hooping for in the cup

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It would be great for business too.

  16. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    A man walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper how much one would cost. The shopkeeper replies "£1.20", so the man asks how much three would cost. The shopkeeper replies "£2.40". The man then asks for one hundred and thirty and hands £3.60 to the shopkeeper. What was he buying?

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Door numbers

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        correct, i'm done

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Eh? Why would 3 not cost £1.20 as well?

          1. Doolittle
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Unless it's 1 AND 3, but that isn't clear.

            1. TorresMagic™
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              1,3,0

            2. Your Mum's Athletic
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              £1.20 for 1, 0 and 3 individually

      2. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        No - that's not right is it

        1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          3 would cost the same as 1 surely

          1. Ziro Becomes One
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            3rd one had the curves baby.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      House numbers

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Mod alert.

        1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          *throws evidence in a drawer*

      2. Mr. Grv
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He's here

    3. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Birthday candles

    4. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      1 3 and 0?

    5. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Zero cost nothing? But of course! Giggity!

  17. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    YMA I offered you a truce, through you..

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/comment/12715392

    You never replied, this will continue another day.

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I never saw that, truce accepted 🙂

  18. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Last one, I promise (i'm bored)

    An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over the Atlantic Ocean, with every single person being killed. Yet two passengers survived. How is this possible?

    1. Jøssy ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They weren't people? Animals?

    2. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Non humans

    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They were animals

    4. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Married

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Surely I win this

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        *facepalm* DUH

      3. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        winner

    5. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Married

    6. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Married.

    7. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Monkey Pilot and copilot. Hence the crash

      1. Jøssy ⭐
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks Karl Pilkington!

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Just a little monkey sat there with headphones on.

          1. Jøssy ⭐
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            And that's why there were no nuts left!

        2. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Genuiinely never watched any of his stuff

          1. Jøssy ⭐
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Genuinely missing some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard

          2. Doolittle
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            You must, he's the guy in my picture! Genius/idiot in equal measure.

            1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Love the guy myself. Just naturally very funny.

          3. Jøssy ⭐
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Get the Audiobooks... The Ricky Gervais Show, and download the archives of Ricky's XFM radio show.

            Brilliant stuff!!

          4. Doolittle
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            http://www.wherewhywhen.com/xfm-the-ricky-gervais-show-seasons-1-4-complete/

            Enjoy (he's not in the 1st few too much).

            1. Laporte In A Storm
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              It would be spiteful
              to put a jellyfish
              in a trifle.

              1. Doolittle
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Genius.

                For God's sake, me belly ache,
                The doctor said it’s me kidney,
                He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob,
                I said you got to be kidding me.
                For God' sake, knob ache.

                1. Laporte In A Storm
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  Whilst meeting a shaman in the Amazon rainforest:
                  "I was looking at him thinking.. I haven't see the Goodies in ages. He looked like Bill Oddie."

                  Too good lol.

                  1. Jøssy ⭐
                    • 11 Years
                    10 years, 1 month ago

                    "I've got an ideas for a watch that tells you when you're gonna die"

                    "How does it work?"

                    "Just pop it on your wrist"

    8. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They were married

    9. I Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I don't get it.

      1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Get married, then you won't be single no more. Geddit?

  19. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Here's an impossible question:

    Who is more boring to listen too on Final Score, Dion Dublin, Garth Crooks, Graeme Le Saux or Chris Sutton?

    1. ALegendJ
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      for a hit?

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        i'd hit all of them that's for sure

    2. oghash
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Garth crooks will eventually be found out to work for the devil

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😯

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I like how Dublin stammers 😳

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😯

      2. Costa's Counsellor
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You mean homes under the hammers?

  20. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    After picking up 7 points after apparently being ruled out for several weeks Jonny Evans had the following message for his former owners

    http://i.imgur.com/hbN5xzw.jpg

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      o/

    2. Jøssy ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      WTF!? This certainly fits with the last couple of pages

      1. Jøssy ⭐
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Fail!!

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        In short Jonny Evans is a troll and just when you think it's over he finds new ways to troll.

        1. Jøssy ⭐
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I was actually responding (or thought I was) to the bizarre notion of Shia Lebouf talking in a lift for 24 hours

    3. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sure you used to have that as your grav, didn't you?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I did briefly, which was why it was made, but it was too difficult to see in grav size

    4. Ziegler1988
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I sold him for VVD so +2 for me

  21. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Shia Labeouf, in a lift for 24 hours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KDW4o6BYUE

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      First question on screen, where does he piss?

      1. oghash
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Adult nappy

    2. Jøssy ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      WTF!? This certainly fits with the last couple of pages

      1. Mr. Grv
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Fail

        1. Jøssy ⭐
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Not this time 😛

  22. Costa's Counsellor
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I assume most people on here write for The Financial Times?

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Morning Star. 😉

    2. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Mirror

    3. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Dogs 'r us

    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hustler

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😯 Oy vey.

      2. Costa's Counsellor
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Good afternoon Mr Flynt.

        How are the wives?

    5. oghash
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Daily sport, obviously

    6. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I

      1. Costa's Counsellor
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I?

        1. Costa's Counsellor
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Oh, i?

  23. GreenWindmill
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Have a quiz: http://i.imgur.com/B8Nr9Qm.jpg

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      This is like a desperate mother throwing toys to unruly children.

      1. Costa's Counsellor
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        1)Ozil

        3)Mahrez

        5) Navas
        6) Martin Johnson?!
        7) Gomis
        8)Hazard
        9)Grealish
        10) Wilshere (after a few burgers)

        1. Costa's Counsellor
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Brilliant by the way.

          Are you Jim? http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

          1. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Haha, not even close - I'm more like the link Doolittle posted below!

        2. oghash
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Hoe can your reply to your own post be newer than the original post?

          1. oghash
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Ignore me, fail

        3. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Lol at Martin Johnson - it really does look like him!

          1. Costa's Counsellor
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Nicer ears though...

    2. oghash
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      7 = gomis 8=hazard?

    3. oghash
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Number 10 bearish or butthead? I get them mixed up

      1. oghash
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Beavish

    4. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Özil Payet Huth Navas O'Shea Gomis Hazard

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Ahh Payet, of course!

    5. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      1 Ozil, 3 Dembele? 5 Navas, 7 Gomis, 8 Hazard, 10 Shaqiri.

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        9 Alde or Siggy?

    6. toerag
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      they are soo bad

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        They're not meant to be good - that would be too easy!

    7. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You may like this page, it's a mate of mine who does them all:

      http://badlydrawnfootballers.com/

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        More or less what inspired my efforts 🙂

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Oh you actually drew them? Ahahahaha brilliant.

      2. Costa's Counsellor
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        They're great!

        You should tell him to make the website into a quiz.

        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I've done one or two on Facebook that use those - they are brilliant aren't they?

        2. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          His Chris Kamara is amazing:

          http://badlydrawnfootballers.com/tagged/chriskamara/chrono

          1. Costa's Counsellor
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Wow, that's Dalíesque.

          2. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            It's like a Chris Kamara melted candle

    8. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'm deliberately not saying yes or no immediately just to see what guesses crop up 🙂

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        2 could be just about anyone.

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Herrera?

        2. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          2 is the hardest one probably, although I personally thought 1, 9 and 10 were also pretty tricky

          1. juggos
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            No clue on 2 really. Has to be Tettey

          2. mastertokalosh
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            johnny evans?

    9. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ok, so only one not guessed so far:

      1 Mesut Ozil
      2
      3 Dimitri Payet
      4 Robert Huth
      5 Jesus Navas
      6 John O'Shea
      7 Bafetimbi Gomis
      8 Eden Hazard
      9 Jack Grealish
      10 Xherdan Shaqiri

      Very surprised Shaqiri was guessed and also thought Ozil and Grealish would take longer. You guys know your poor approximations of footballers!

      1. Costa's Counsellor
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Lloris?

      2. Nascimento
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Cork?

    10. juggos
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      1) Ozil
      2) Herrera??
      3) Payet
      4) Huth??
      5) Navas
      6) O'Shea
      7) Gomis
      8) Hazard
      9) Grealish
      10) Shaqiri

    11. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      2 really looks like someone that's just told me I have to log it with the helpdesk and then asked if I've tried turning it off and then back on again.

      1. mastertokalosh
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        2 johnny evans?

        1. Nascimento
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Tell you what, I'll give you half a point

    12. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Is 2 Harry Kane?

    13. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      10 Charlie Adam?

    14. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well done Mastertokalosh, 2 is Jonny Evans!

      1. Nascimento
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        A full point. I'm going all out

  24. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Let's see you lot solve this.

    Every hour, a spaceship is launched along a straight line from a fixed launchpad in a fixed direction, at a random speed chosen uniformly between 0 and 100mph. If two spaceships ever collide, they both get annihilated (it's ok, they're unmanned). What's the probability that some spaceship survives forever?

    1. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      100%

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Proof?

        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Give it enough rockets and eventually one will be launched at 100 mph with everything in front of it annihilated.

          1. Costa's Counsellor
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            This.

    2. oghash
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well if one gets launched at 0 it doesn't get launched so 100%?

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        What about the 2nd and 3rd ship?

        1. oghash
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Hmm

    3. toerag
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      unsolvable ..ehem...

      1. toerag
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        do i win 🙂

          1. toerag
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            have read it before unfortunately. took me ages 1st time

    4. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      There will be a time two 100 m/h are launched so 100%

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Suppose one lauched ATM and one after 1 hour

        The first one will anhilate and the second one will survive forever

        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          But if there were two rockets ahead of the two 100mph ones that wouldn't work. I was thinking along these lines to start with though.

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Hmmmm...good question

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Something launched at 100mph cant get caught. Also there's gotta be something about infinite launcj angles in there so no spaceship is on the same trajectory.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        It's a brain teaser mate...don't get caught up on technicalities 😉

      2. Nascimento
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I can catch something at 100mph

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        mis-read as random trajectory 😳

    5. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      1%

      First rocket probability being launche at 100 miles per hour

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Its a uniform distribution so what about rocket launched at 99.9mph? 🙂

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Nonsense problem 👿

          So vagueeeee

      1. juggos
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I'm okay with this

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        (Caution: I'm not sure this one is an open problem, but Ori seems to think it is. If not, it's his fault).

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          😀

    6. juggos
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It's gotta be:

      A) rocket 1 at 100mph
      B) rocket 1 at some x mph where 0 < x

      1. juggos
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        weird the rest of my reply was lost...

        It's gotta be:

        A) rocket 1 at 100mph
        B) rocket 1 at some x mph where 0 < x x mph so collision occurs, rocket 3 at 100mph
        C) etc

        Sum of A, B, C

        1. juggos
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          i clearly cannot type less than 100 on here without some weird editing happening...

          B) rocket 1 at some x mph where 0 < x less than 100 mph, rocket two at a speed greater than x mph so collision occurs, rocket 3 at 100mph

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            < 100

  25. sully29
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Say you only have 10 players going into GW30. Would you take a hit to field a full 11 or not bother?

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      YES

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Depends on WC and who you sell/buy.

      1. Nascimento
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This. Particularly the last bit

    3. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It depends on the teams who are playing.

    4. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      If I had 5 subs with dgws on the near horizon, I wouldn't take a hit.

  26. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What is inside a black hole ?

    1. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Me

      1. Nascimento
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Nothing

        1. Old Man
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          This doesn't sound right. No obvious evidence of anything (e.g. Light) emerges but there might be lots of matter in there. We won't find out for sure very soon though.

    2. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      A Hole

    3. Costa's Counsellor
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Any football based conversations that used to happen on here.

  27. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Height of stupidity: getting tangled up in a cordless telephone

    1. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      We've all been there though

  28. mikess
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hearsay that De Gea is fine. My hopes of saving my free are still alive

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Good to hear, I was sure it was precaurionary. I like having other options for my transfer, probably getting Fuchs.

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      seems like it

      Romero should suffice v Shrewsbury

      For all the lols he get this guy was the keeper for a side that finished at the wc 18 months ago

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        *finished 2nd

  29. Costa's Counsellor
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Imagine what this place will be like when everyone's had a few beers...

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      IM vs YMA PART II

    2. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I've already hit the blunt fam

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You on the chronic?