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12 March 2016 1670 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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Launching the leanest Gameweek of the season so far, Norwich City welcome Manchester City to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of a dreadful run – having tasted defeat in eight of their previous nine match-ups – while the Sky Blues arrested their losing streak with a 4-0 rout of Aston Villa last time out.

Only Watford have notched fewer goals (two compared to three) over the last six Gameweeks than Alex Neil’s strugglers. Furthermore, Norwich chart joint-second-bottom for shots on target (nine) since Gameweek 26. On the defensive end, the Canaries arguably did well to concede just six goals across the last four Gameweeks, given that they were pitted against West Ham United, Leicester City and Chelsea. It’s also worth noting that they placed joint-third-bottom for big chances surrendered (four).

Man City’s attack has flattered to deceive on the road this term, mustering just two more goals than Aston Villa. Remarkably, only four sides have recorded fewer big chances than Manuel Pellegrini’s troops in away matches (15) – providing prospective Sergio Aguero captainers with food for thought. On the flip side, the Sky Blues place top for clean sheets (seven) and bottom for shots inside the box conceded (72) away from home soil.

  1. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Can't stop grinning reading all the Kun cappers justifying and trying to convince themselves with all type of stats..lol.
    I won't Mind 1 goal from Kun though, to punish non-kun-woners

    1. Aston-villain
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Lol at anyone counting this a fail for Kun after 45mins....

      1. Ha.
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        This. He only needs 20 minutes

    2. Puzzle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Well, you're no better with you trying to conclude after 45 mins. Kun was a good choice this week, no matter the end result.

      1. El-Kloppico
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I never said he's not a good choice, nor did I say he won't score..
        I'm a Kun owner afterall..

        Just talking about the stats coming up to convince people around!
        What's done is done, no need to convince..

        1. Puzzle
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Ok, fair enough. I just think there's a bit too much early concluding and lol'ing at others during the games.

    3. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I have Kun and hoping he blanks for cash league purposes

      1. Higuita
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        this

  2. DGWjegy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    i hate this half time capitan fail talks

    it's really pathetic guys

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      To be fair, there's a good chance Kun gets taken off early.

      1. edfiasco
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        So moan when it happens

      2. 1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I haven't even captained him and I doubt that if it is still 0-0, they are still within a shout of the league and have a 2 goal advantage at home in the CL

      3. Odikostar
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Not without a goal

    2. BIG TONES
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Agree

  3. Arctic monkeys
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    0-0 with Kompany max baps would be magic.

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      5-0 with Sergio baps would be better

  4. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Is it too late to organise a plane flyover with a banner about taking Bony off?

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      A little bit 🙂 . Relax it's only half time he could still do it in the second half .

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      All good. Remember Villa 2nd half. He is still able to rack up a Hattie or better in quick succession!

  5. funnyoldgame
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    A Swansea goal and clean sheet and a 0-0 at Stoke Southamton would be nice.

  6. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Can't believe I was stupid enough to captain Mahrez..... half way through the first game and he still doesn't have a point.
    I'm selling him now...grrr.

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆

    2. Unsuccessful
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Fail

    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Mahrez out, Redmond in. He knows how to get a point.

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah, thanks captain Hindsight.
        😆

    4. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      And I benched him for Payet! ðŸ™

  7. Christina.
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Crawls out behind couch to pee...

    Crawls back behind couch.

    lol

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Who did you captain ?

      1. Christina.
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Vardy

    2. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆

      1. Christina.
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Time to change your grav.

        😉

    3. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Need a big performance from Butland and Siggy now

    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆

      1. Christina.
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        why did yaya get injured? why did I buy silva?

        😥

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Dunno, Rudi. These things are a bugger. I had Fonté ...

          1. Christina.
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Ouch.

            Some massive twists and turns still to come this week I reckon.

    5. how now brown cow
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Weird. I go behind the couch when I need a pee.

    6. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆

  8. Old Man
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Why is Aguero sporting a merkin on the back of his head?

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Come straight from his second job

  9. Could Otamendi look more of a nob with that beard/haircut combo?

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      didn't michael owen try and grow a tache once?

  10. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    One cheeky pen for ManC would satisfy

  11. Jay_
      9 years, 9 months ago

      FFF must still be calculating hits, 20k predicted jump now (230k) from 1 point.

    • Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Sterling's lambchops are horrific

    • Giovanni Giorgio
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Targett starts YES!! GET IN

    • funnyoldgame
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Augero holding his balls!]

    • Gaffa914
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Why does silva hate shooting?

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Plays for the stats. Annoying.

      2. Alittude
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        thats y

    • Jay_
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Jerome to destroy cleanies and spark Aguero to life

      • andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Straight after scoutcast went off air I said to Mark and Jonty - you're both going to captain Aguero, you know it.

        Lo and behold... 🙂

        1. Evans
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Classic Mark

          Expected jonty to do that

      • Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        CMON CITY!

      • Captain Vantastic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Aguerooooooooooo.

      • George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        West ham 3/1 to beat Man U tomorrow. What a price!

        1. Team Cruel
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Very underpriced. United haven't lost many at OT this season

      • Kavali
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        And he is 2,640th in the world
        http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1970051/event-history/30/

        1. potatoace
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          looks like its a dead team since gw26

          why would anyone do that with such a good rank.

          1. Robben Mee Blind
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Maybe he took ill

            1. potatoace
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              mmm.

      • Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Aguero captain is a bit of a differential for me in my leagues. Come on my son!

      • KOLASINA(C)
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        COME ON CITEH

      • ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Aguero brace, Kane hattie. Let it happen.

        1. KOLASINA(C)
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Aguero hattie, Kane brace. 🙂

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            I'd be kinda okay with this too, I'd just kick myself over switching my captaincy

        2. potatoace
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Mahrez double brace 🙂

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            That too

      • Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Come on Bony!

        1. Robben Mee Blind
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          That sounds so wrong!! 🙂
          Ballsy captain choice in UFPL - good luck

      • Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Is this the real life?
        Is this just fantasy?
        Caught in a landslide
        No escape from reality

        1. KOLASINA(C)
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Fanta sea*

      • Del Griffith
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        All myML rivals have Aguero (C) so whatever Kane does will only matter for OR

      • BRANISLAV BRANISLIFE
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I captained Vardy and brought in Ritchie instead of Siggy.

      • fickle
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        probably one of the most important weeks, good luck everyone.

      • Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Ranked inside 4k, only has 9 playing... and saved his transfer:

        http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/39644/event-history/30/

        1. KOLASINA(C)
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          what a human being

          1. super zlatan
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Could still score well though

            1. KOLASINA(C)
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              he will outscore all of us

            2. Slartibartfast
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Agreed, but I hope not. I'm a fairly distant 2nd behind him in one ML.

        2. Team Cruel
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Could be a masterstroke with DGW planning becoming clearer after this GW.

        3. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Well set up for the doubles then.

          1. Slartibartfast
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            True. Still has his 2nd WC, though.

            1. Piggs Boson
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Well set up for both DGWs then 🙂

              1. Slartibartfast
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                ðŸ™

              2. Billy Gilmore
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Unless all his players are in the DGW37 😉

        4. Jazz!
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Smart.

          1. Slartibartfast
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Maybe

        5. shawry
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Isn't it only 8 playing??