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16 April 2016 2388 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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A breathless Gameweek continues apace with a quartet of mid-afternoon duels. Manchester United’s home encounter against Aston Villa holds particular interest as Fantasy managers attempt to exploit the visitors’ pitiable form.

Across their previous four outings, the Red Devils mustered just two goals while charting bottom for attempts (27), bottom for shots inside the box (14) and second-bottom for shots on target (eight), illustrating the impotence of their attack. Investors in Man United’s rearguard will draw encouragement from the fact that Louis van Gaal’s troops rank top for home clean sheets (10) and are facing a Villains outfit that places second-bottom for away goals (11).

An out-of-form Everton unit welcome Southampton to Goodison Park. The Toffees ranked third-bottom for attempts (36) over their last four matches, scoring a solitary goal at the second-worst shot-conversion rate (2.8%). Saints will certainly fancy their chances of breaching Everton’s back line, given that Roberto Martinez’s troops place second for goals conceded (28) and bottom for clean sheets (two) in home clashes.

Newcastle strive for their first win in eight outings when Swansea City roll up at St James’ Park. The Magpies rank third for shot-conversion rate (12.1%) in home ties, yet only West Bromwich Albion have amassed fewer attempts (176 compared to 182) on their own turf. As for the Swans, they place joint-bottom for clean sheets in away match-ups (one), which bodes well for Newcastle’s attacking potential.

West Brom and Watford lock horns at The Hawthorns. The Baggies are in desperate need of an attacking spark, given that they chalked up two goals, the second-fewest attempts (35) and third-fewest shots inside the box (19) across their last four fixtures. With just two goals in six outings, the Hornets are also flattering to deceive in the final third, pointing towards an attritional affair in the West Midlands.

  1. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Lascelles 😎

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      well done

      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        I wish 🙂

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      No Lukaku involvement 🙁

    3. BRONALDINHO
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      So no Mitro at HT? Sigh...

  2. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Newcastle goal

  3. Bellerinmondo
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    townsend assist!

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      He obviously missed his shot and it deflected off Lascelles.

  4. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    LASCELLES GOAL

  5. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Siggy CS gone

  6. Richd
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    bumflaps

  7. 420king
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Mitrovic goal!! Oh wait.........

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Fabianksi save point already.

  8. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Arrghh

  9. AlCapwnUK
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    SCENES.
    Tasty.

  10. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Townsend Assist 😀 now get a goal!!

  11. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Hope this doesn't mean Mitro won't be subbed on

  12. SheBangsTheDrums
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Can Robles and Darlow cling onto a CS to save the 3 o'clockers?

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Doubt it. I own both

      1. SheBangsTheDrums
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Same here. The way this week has started then expect both to concede 2 each!

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Yes. Doesn't mean they will though.

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Has it really come to this?

      1. SheBangsTheDrums
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Martial, TFM and Mitrovic owner!

  13. Goodricke
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Rooney off at half time? he aint done anything so far.

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      doubt it.
      united aren't chasing anything

    2. iCon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      His ball to Valencia made the first goal...

  14. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Hey GB, you here?

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Goal! Newcastle United 1, Swansea City 0. Jamaal Lascelles (Newcastle United) header from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Andros Townsend with a cross following a corner.

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Ha!!! 😀

  15. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Laschelles looks a real good player

  16. Eden Azzzar
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    I didn't know Newcastle could score without help from Mitro 🙂

  17. Paul Psychic Octopus
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    My first real points of the WDGWE

  18. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Gibson YC for being a calamity

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Better sub him for Lukaku. Too risky to leave him on

    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      He's almost as bad as his driving.

  19. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Gibson yellow

    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      FML

  20. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Wonder if LVG will make changes at HT again?

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      De Gea off

      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Young in nets!

  21. BrockLanders
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Did Mitrovic get a touch from the bench??

  22. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Time to sub off Rooney and bring on Tony Marshall.

    1. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Who's Tony Marshall?

      1. faver
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Mike Smalling brother

      2. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Rom Lukaku...

  23. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Get martial & Lukaku on now yah tw@tbags.....

    1. BrockLanders
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      This ×100

  24. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Newcastle goal gives them something to hold on to at least

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      puts them right into the race for survival.
      Some tough fixtures coming. 6 points from Palace and Villa won't save them. Nothing from Spurs in GW38 so they've got to get a result today and another against City or Pool I reckon

  25. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    So since you guys are a little disjoint, who do you think will win the bets between me and my friend. Addition of points of 3 teams each. I have Spurs, Brom and Everton. He has Southampton, Swansea and Wham. I'm 3 points ahead with a game in hand.

    Also who do you think will go further? Bayern or Madrid? in the UCL

  26. money face bandwagon
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    thanks lvg for allowing TM to start the last 2. many if my rivals bought him in 🙂

  27. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    O points. None benched. Yet.

    😎

    1. iCon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      How's things go with procedure mate? Hope all good!

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Yes. 🙂

    2. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Thanks for giving Herrera a lift to Wembley 😆

  28. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Robles good save