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20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Cheeseoid
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    Good luck everyone!

    1. VS10_
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      I need it, you too.

    2. BabyB
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      Good luck cheese and everyone else

    3. KingNidge
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      U too Cheese

    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      You too, mate.

      • 12 Years
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      The DZ needs it, I can't stand quiet nights!

      1. Ayew Serious
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        I'm never around for it anymore

    5. Lateriser 12
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      +42

      Good luck everyone!

  2. VS10_
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    Just seen no Fosu-Mensah. 🙁 If Gabriel outscores Iwobi tomorrow then my moves couldn't have been much worse.

  3. The Red Devil
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    Ladies and gentlemen, strap on the seatbelts, it's time to rumble!

    1. Kered
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      Awww yeah. Let's go Martial (c)

  4. Somalion
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    Lukaku hattie yet?

  5. Kered
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    Arsenal fans,
    Does Welbeck start tomorrow? Or maybe a late cameo with Giroud to start.

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
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      Hard to say.

      Easy answer is yes, but I have a feeling Giroud might start.

      1. Kered
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        I'm hoping that's the case.

    2. Forza Papac
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      Arsene said he wouldn't change a winning team but they deny didn't beat Palace so changes could be afoot. I'm a fearful Iwobi owner

  6. HurriKane
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    Honestly thought Fosu would start atleast one match

    LVG you clown. What a waste of transfer that wass

  7. Demí
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    Should get my 2nd century of the season tonight and 6th of my fpl career. Congrats to those getting their first tonight, it's always a special feeling

    1. Lateriser 12
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      Some of us are aiming for a double 😉

      1. Demí
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        😮 well f*****g played

        1. Lateriser 12
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          Long short. 74 off with 9 to play. Twas all Kun.

    2. Kered
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      Need 27 points from 9 in today's + Tomorrows matches for my first. Hopefully it happens!

    3. RoysCallerAnne
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      1st of this season. No idea how many in total

      1. RoysCallerAnne
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        On 104 now

        1. RoysCallerAnne
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          Well.....88

    4. Ayew Serious
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      2nd of the season and ever(I think) 🙂

    5. Declan
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      First of the season for me too, this season's been a struggle, enjoying this GW though.

    6. Bubz
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      This has been the least enjoyable century I've ever achieved in fpl

      1. Les Bleus
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        Could not agree more (if it happens to me)

        1. Bubz
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          I'm on 98 (-8) and it feels like Im having the worst gameweek ever

          1. Bubz
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            91*

      2. Demí
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        Can't disagree there

    7. Drop Dead Tsimikas
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      2nd of the season assuming it all goes well...79 with -8, so it needs to go pretty damned well. But I've got 10 to go (counting Sanchez (c), 6 of whom are starting today), so hope dies last.

    8. Barcelinda
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      141, ecstatic

      1. Typo
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        That picture is suiting for that comment!

    9. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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      3rd of the season coming up

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        Wow, loads of us got it in gw8 but that gw29 score is amazing. Nice one Speccy.

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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          Cheers Balders. If only every week could be like that 🙂

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            Well your last few weeks have been. In the Overall fpl league, where did you rank for March?

              • 12 Years
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              Update: I've found you, that's some seriously good going 😀

      • 12 Years
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      5th in 3 years coming up and they've all had hat-trick heroes. Yaya, Costa, Aguero, Aguero and Aguero. I won't forget those weeks in a rush. 🙂

        • 12 Years
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        Actually my first ton had two hat-tricks. Yaya and Suarez in the same week and I'm sure most people here had that with one of the skippered.

  8. Jazz!
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    ©

    1. Lateriser 12
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      Good luck. I'll be rooting for you. Remember he won't look like doing much and then boom, silky smooth.

      1. Jazz!
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        😀 Great call on the Aguero triple captaincy btw LR 🙂 Team link?

        1. Lateriser 12
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          Look close enough.

          1. Jazz!
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            Ah, cheeky 😀 Wow! What a score and what a rank. Having a great season sir 🙂 Good luck.

  9. Ayew Serious
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    What a beautiful picture

    1. Jazz!
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      I know right! The one just above your grav 😉 😉

      1. Ayew Serious
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        I want to agree but to be honest I love Firmino but not his hair

        1. Jazz!
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          😆

  10. Fergietime
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    Fellow Barkley owners if he scores a brace tonight are you keeping till the end of the season 🙂

  11. Lateriser 12
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    First goalscorer tonight?

    My bet on Amrabat

    1. Ayew Serious
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      Andy

    2. Declan
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      Diafra Sakho

    3. Demí
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      Lanzini

    4. Djerbil
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      Sturridge

    5. Bubz
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      Lukaku probably

    6. MagicMessi
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      Dimitri

    7. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Rashford

    8. Evs
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      Payet

    9. Jazz!
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      < This guy

  12. RoysCallerAnne
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    I have feeling Man Utd might score a few tonight

    1. Lateriser 12
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      Amen.

    2. Declan
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      2-0

    3. Forza Papac
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      Same. Palace will miss Dann

    4. Wilshere Knowledge
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      Sounds like you've had a few... 😉

      1. RoysCallerAnne
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        Hehe

    5. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      You used to be a bitter abu but you changed . What happened man ?

  13. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
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    Predictions on one player with low ownership to get double-digits tonight?

    Got a feeling about Kouyate!

    1. Declan
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      Andy Carroll 😎

    2. Fergietime
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      Caroll

    3. RoysCallerAnne
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      Rooney

    4. Les Bleus
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      Lanzini

    5. Lateriser 12
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      Rooney.

    6. Hobolicious
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      Hmm, my bet would be on Lanzini, Carroll or Sakho from West Ham. Origi would probably be a good bet for Liverpool.

  14. TorresMagic™
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    Game on

    1. Evs
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      Score?

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      party on garth

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        Not a fan of Wayne's World ?

  15. Coaly
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    Cout better smash it tonight with no Firm involvement

    1. Arctic monkeys
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      *Firm Cout

  16. Bubz
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    Klopp basically saying he going to continue to rotate loads until the end of the season

    1. Jet5605
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      Yep - saw that too.

      Coutinho > Alli tomorrow after Arsenal WBA

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      linkety link?

  17. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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    Good luck lads

    1. Evs
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      Thanks, and you Batman

      Prefer you to Superman 🙂

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        Cheers Evs 🙂

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      - and to both of you.

      1. Evs
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        And you

      2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        Cheers Doos 🙂

  18. Nice1Cyrille
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    Wow, all my players in teams playing tonight are starting...
    Haven't been used to that for a while....

  19. Hybrid.power
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    Payet up to 2 points! OMG

  20. Rhys85
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    Is Defoe definitely the better pick over Borini?

    1. TorresMagic™
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      Use the comparison tool.

  21. TorresMagic™
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    West Ham fk.

    1. Ayew Serious
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      Arggggggghhh

      1. TorresMagic™
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        Might have been offside.

  22. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    I shall be following tonight's proceedings from the loo.

    Because I have to! 🙂

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      - and I am able to!!! 😎

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        C'mon ARSEnal! 😉

        • 12 Years
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        That's great to hear Doos 🙂

        Footy and going to the loo, life couldn't get simpler or better.

    2. JabbaWookiee
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      No signal in the lounge?

    3. mad_beer ✅
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      Best place to be for this GW.

  23. JabbaWookiee
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    Help me Obi-Wan-Lanzini. You're my only hope

    1. Rhys85
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      Haha! Love it.....a goal from him tonight would be good!

  24. @ocprodigy
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    Hennessy and Ward rotated. P*ss off Pardew, get smashed.

    1. JabbaWookiee
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      Ward declared unfit yesterday

    2. Hobolicious
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      Ward injured, no news on Hennessey yet.

      1. @ocprodigy
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        This still makes me VERY upset.

        1. Hobolicious
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          Probably not a big loss, but I do understand the frustration.

  25. TorresMagic™
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    Watch out for the bubbles. 🙂

    1. TorresMagic™
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      RF to Doosra

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Hahaha - there are a lot!!!

  26. Mickey Tyrion™
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    A classic LVG United 0-0 scoreline would suit me very well.

  27. Miro
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    Has Lanzini scored yet?

    1. Chenku╰☆╮
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      He is not on the pitch.

      1. Jazz!
        • 11 Years
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        Wot

  28. HVT
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    9 players tonight!
    😎

  29. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
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    Very scrappy opening 10.

  30. TorresMagic™
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    Carroll goal