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20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Doosra goal 😉

    1. mojoindojo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      almost teesra goal...

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Lanzini must be cursed....

  2. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Thanks god for that! Thought he'd save it again!

  3. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    @Evs

    Keep it up 😛

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Huh?

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Where are all the West Ham goals? 😛

        Got a penalty after you said it 😀

        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Ahhh, didn't help me though - I got Lanzini & Payet.

          Ok, try again,...

          Where are all the Martial goals?

      2. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Just keep it up

        1. RÏɠBY
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          viagra peddler?

  4. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Payet assist?

  5. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Assist for the West Ham goal?

    1. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      D. Sakh

    2. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Kujate

    3. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Err, thanks both

      1. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Was Kouyate

  6. Pied Mee Ince Silva
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Doosra scored.

  7. Albrightondknight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Should be 3 lanzini horrible miss

  8. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lanzini big chance missed

  9. Cov
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lanzini misses sitter! 🙁

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      grrrr

  10. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    LANZINI YOU NENNDENJWNWDKEBW

  11. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Berahino should learn from Doosra.
    Oops I mean learn from Noble. 😆

  12. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Kouyate assist

  13. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Hahaha Lanzini misses open goal

    1. LewanGOALski
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Daaaaamn

    2. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Darn it

    3. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Wonderful, another great moment for my team... 🙂

  14. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    What a miss by Lanzini

  15. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    This is going badly again

  16. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lanzini WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    1. JabbaWookiee
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Appalling

  17. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lallana is such a useless weakling

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Agreed.

  18. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Suarez 4g, 2a. I hope you are watching Sanchez...

  19. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Otamendi , Nasri , Sturridge , Bolasie , mensah may have missed out but at least one of mine has scored .
    Well done Delaney 🙁

    🙂

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Oh Lanzini misses open goal

      Bad karma !!!!

      1. RÏɠBY
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        steel himself for the on coming hatty

  20. Albrightondknight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Delaney nearly with another own goal

    1. Dempsey
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I'd quit

    2. Boo Ya Ka Sha
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      talk about a worthy hit

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      lol

  21. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Non Gomes owner should be glad that Noble stopped Gomes from racking points!

  22. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Imagine if Gomes saved another peno

  23. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I'm crying (Lanzini owner)

  24. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lallana is very poor

  25. walkman666
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Unable to watch these games cos at work....seeing multiple posts that my player missed an open goal...stinks!

  26. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Almost another OG by Delaney 😀

    Should have been a pen for handball as well

  27. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Why are West Ham rotating penalty takers?

    1. the Penman
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      They're not - Noble is #1 but was subbed when Carroll took it vs Leicester.

    2. juggos
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      They aren't. Noble is first choice but was off the pitch for the carroll pen

  28. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Delaney brace nearly

  29. HurriKane
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Noble stealing payet bps

  30. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Can't see how Coutinho will gets points other than a long range shot. Playing CDM

    1. CABAYE4
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Yep, not looking like my smartest pick.