Dugout Discussion
20 April 2016 3056 comments
Paul Paul
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. XABI 15
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Can someone explain to me why I have Lanzini. Hes barely done anything and when he gets a chance he misses an open goal..

    1. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      He had a legit goal called offside v Arsenal

    2. mojoindojo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Same reason why I have Mitrovic. Sheep mentality...

      1. Cevap
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        2.4% and 1.6% ownership, yet you consider that sheep mentality.

    3. RÏÉ BY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      he uses that dissapointment
      to score goals in the second half

    4. XABI 15
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      That would have been such a nice goal to have got from him

  2. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Get the brace Delaney.

  3. The Red Devil
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Goddamn you lanzini
    You just had one thing to do!

  4. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    It was easier to score than to miss from there, Lanzini.

  5. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Carroll and Noble tied for 3 BPS on 29

    C'mon Carroll!

  6. Teahupo'o
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    This match needs more Sturridge. Until then, keep racking up save pts Robles.

  7. Richd
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    robles and darlow xtreme combo

  8. vuleeeee
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Roblrs +1

  9. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Bartra, Barca 7-0 up

  10. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    When does the Utd game KO?

    1. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      1-0 United, on now.

    2. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆

      It is a bit dull - for a change

      1. RÏÉ BY
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        that's the filo-see-fee

  11. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Martial doing anything? Can't believe I almost captained him

  12. walkman666
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    After the touchdown, Barca converts the extra point, and it's 7-0.

    1. Teahupo'o
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Should have gone for 2.

  13. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Still in tears over the Lanzini miss. Feek it Wednesday Whiskey is it

  14. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    no points as it stands

  15. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Coutinho hasn't set foot in Evertons box

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Doesn't need to, he always shoots from distance

  16. Albrightondknight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Stay nil nil then Stufge on for the Hattie.

    1. Albrightondknight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      All assisted by Firmino of course

  17. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    La Liga is a joke league

    1. FudgyBadger
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      8-0 woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    2. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      It's not

      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        It really is, look at the gap from the top 3 and see how many >5-0 wins there are

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          You don't think Barca could do this to Villa?

          1. Wilshere Knowledge
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            22 goals in 9 matches against Arsenal. They'd crucify everyone.

        2. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Well, seeing as they have the most teams left in both the Champions and Europa League....

    3. Boydinho
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      haha dominating both EL and CL for some years now... absolute joke that

    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Trololol

  18. The Algerian Dream
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Bartra with a pretty nifty goal xD

  19. Kai
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Hope Payet gets subbed early for the cup game.

    1. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You must be on drugs

      1. Kai
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Hope he gets tired then

    2. Kai
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Forgot West Ham is out

  20. walkman666
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Boy these posts sure indicate that Lanzini had an automatic goal. Drat!

  21. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Barca seem to be scoring all the goals of last three games today

  22. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Neymar goal, Barca 8-0 up

  23. Slam
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Does this mean Sturridge will start vs Newcastle?

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Likely

    2. Albrightondknight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Has been hinted at in presser I believe. Sure hope so.

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I guess so. 😀

  24. Fiona B
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lovely little Robbles save point

    Every little counts

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      +1

    2. RÏÉ BY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      when i am with you
      #neworder

  25. walkman666
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Nope. It was a 2-point conversion, Barca up 8-0.

  26. Sif
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    To early to start hoping for 0-0 in the Liverpool derby?

    1. Jay_
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Won't happen in a million years

    2. Shultan
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Please take delany off!
      I can live with a -1

    3. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Suarez would have 24 points + bonus...

      1. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Take that back, 27 points + bonus now.

        1. Whazza
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          I think we can say 30, considering he has scored 4 and assisted 3 he must get 3 baps

      2. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Would have outscored Aguero's haul this week in one game

      3. Andy1
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        27 plus bonus?

    4. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Rashford shot on target

    5. mojoindojo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Barca up 8-0