Dugout Discussion
20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Albrightondknight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Sahko had about five yards of space five yards from goal. Pathetic defending.

  2. Richd
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Went Lovren and Coutinho over Sakho/ Milner

    *slits his fluffy wrist*

  3. The Red Devil
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Sakho goal = 100 points breached! Let's go & reach 150!

  4. Forza Papac
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I came very close to whacking a tenner on Barca -7 tonight so I did 🙁

  5. RoyaleBlue
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    screw it, if we're gonna get thrashed. Firmino hattrick will do

    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Where's Daniel?

    MILNER! 😆

  6. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    That made GW33 and GW34 up until now all worth it 😎

  7. walkman666
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    2 full pages of Sakho madness. That was aswesome. The karma on these boards went from slightly dismal to ecstatic.

  8. HurriKane
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    which sakho scored ?

    diafra or mamadou

    1. 420king
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      mamdou

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      😆

      The one everyone owns!

      1. how now brown cow
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Not everyone, sadly

    2. RoyaleBlue
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Mama

    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Ibrahima

    4. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Why would we all be going mental over Diafra Sako

  9. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    11 assists this year...

  10. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Well, whaddayaknow. A couple more assists and Milner will have been all worth it.

  11. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Patience is a virtue I guess 😀

  12. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Sakh Ooooooooo Sh&te ha ha finally some luck

  13. Teahupo'o
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Sturridge on in second half, please with a cherry on top.

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Doubt they'll risk him 2-0 up so early but could come on

  14. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    100 points lets fu&7ing goooo

  15. davies
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    This is great - but still need Sanchez to go mental.

  16. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    @Bowstring, looking at your team, how did that make you moan so much? All from TCing Sanchez?

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      It's my ML I'm struggling in

      Other two guys doing well better than me, but tonight is going well

      A goal or two from Martial and that could change

      😀

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        😀

  17. Cilliant
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Sakho + Milner club?

    1. Rake
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Oh yeah! 🙂

  18. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Milner assist
    Sakho goal

    Best goal ever! 😀

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      This!! So boring but yet so exciting 🙂

  19. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Yes Sakho u beauty!!!

  20. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Did TFM and Milner in for -4, at least one was worth it 🙂

  21. Jay_
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Obviously early days but if CS added

      Sakho 3
      Milner 2
      Origi 1

      1. FudgyBadger
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        ill take it

    • Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Sakho goal
      Origi goal
      Payet assist
      Delaney own goal

      Couldn't be going much better. Need United to bang a few in.

    • Royal5
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Anyone else notice Klopp signalize a substitution to someone one the pitch right after the goal?

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Trying to do Martinez a favour and sub Stones off.

          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Give 'em Kolo to make it fairer. Top sportsman that Klopp.

    • Fergietime
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Sakho just made my BB worthwhile. Noice

    • FPL Maldini
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Currently sitting at the TOP of my ML for the first time this season!

      The long and winding road seriously!

    • S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Calm down everyone. Well all have him

      1. Boo Ya Ka Sha
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        us vs the casuals

    • SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Sakho goal is the one above average part of this GW for me.

    • Boo Ya Ka Sha
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Honestly thinking of doing Coutinho and Lukaku to Milner and Kane ..

    • Hypnos
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      almost certain for the tonne now, unless a few more players decide to score an og..