Dugout Discussion
20 April 2016 3056 comments
Paul Paul
Share:

The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

Paul Is certain he won't make the same mistakes next season. Follow them on Twitter

  1. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Abdi big chance missed.

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Lanzini horrific pass led to that.

  2. Dot Polka Dot
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Milner to Sakho, Payet to Carroll. Combination dreamland. Robles to Lukaku next?

  3. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Abdi should have scored.

  4. Niemi
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Mitrovic to Origi for a hit? Hmm

  5. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Abdo misses a sitter

  6. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Hames Milner if you fancy a cuppa a plain digestive and some missionary sex im up for it

    1. Jay_
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Ha ha 😀 😀 😀

      • Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        This, minus the cuppa.

      • Teahupo'o
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Eaaaaasy Romeo. Could get a second yellow. 🙂

    2. FudgyBadger
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      we want more we want more

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Antonio pen

    4. Trae44
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      West Ham Pen, Antonio fouled

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Oh f**k I'm behind then

    5. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Abdi misses 1v1, unlucky

    6. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      2016 most assists- Europe

      14 Suarez
      11 Milner
      10 Messi, Koke

      1. Dot Polka Dot
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Great stat

      2. Teahupo'o
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        A Europe made up of 2 countries...

    7. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Lol Watford. WTF?!

    8. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      The best thing about the Sakho goal is my bench boost looks slightly better 🙂

    9. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Peno west ham

    10. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Sakho check.
      Smalling, you're next.

    11. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Mamadou Sakho. That is all

    12. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Another chance for Gomes to save his 3rd pen.

    13. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      PENALTY HAM

    14. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Milner baby! Sorry I ever doubted you

    15. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Lanzini having a nightmare, gives the ball away and Watford nearly score

    16. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Noble essential

    17. cantcatchabreak
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Just noticed im on 104 points now highest points this year, go on sakho you beauty.

      1. BDMC5
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Just noticed ?? Haha your counting every point

    18. mojoindojo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Another penalty

    19. Trae44
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Noble 3-9

      1. Trae44
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        3-0*

      2. Whazza
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        well that esqalated quickly

      3. VS10_
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Damn Watford have gone HAM 😀

      4. walkman666
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I thought it was something from a religious text.

    20. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Noble 3-0

    21. Birds of Prey
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Anyone else have Sturridge on 3x capt.? I'm not even feeling like he'll get 20 at the end. ugh

    22. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Rojo your turn to score...... 😎

      1. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Is he on?

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          he will be (hopefully) 😉

    23. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Nobleinho

    24. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      West Ham catching up to Barcelona.

    25. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Noble haul 😕

      Carroll would be on a hatrick if he didn't play 😡