Dugout Discussion
20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lukaku is straight out of my team!!!

    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I only just realised he's on the pitch.

  2. Whazza
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Coutinho on 1 bap

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      🙁

  3. RÏɠBY
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    martial will never score now especially since roonpig has been taken off.. that excellence was his downfall

  4. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    great shift milner

  5. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Well played Hames

  6. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Andrea PirJoe with the lush assist to Coutinho hhahahahaha

  7. Slam
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lol, the fans.
    I love it 😀

  8. Fiona B
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Someone call the police, I think I'm watching a r.@pe on tv

    Everton getting absolutely bent over and done dry

  9. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Aww, Robles lost a point

    1. Laurel and Vardy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      C'mon man, you're on 129 points 🙂

  10. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Get on the scoresheet Martial

  11. brianutd-why always we? 20
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    UTD could thrash Everton on Sat

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I don't think united can't thrash anyone under LvG

  12. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Clearly studge goal.

    1. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Don't tell the judges please

  13. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Coutinho Lovren and Sakho confirmed not playing in the weekend

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      info or hunch?

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Hunch

        1. Gallas Cowboys
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          how does one confirm a hunch

        2. The Left Duke #3
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Hunch...so how is that confirmed?

  14. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Think Lukaku assisted that Cout goal, but seriously it will go down as a Coutinho goal right don't do this to me FPL award the goal to Coutinho please

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Relax it's his goal, sturridge was just joking

    2. Sif
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Don't know why Lukaku needed rest. I can play utterly sh*t football on just 3 hours sleep.

      1. RÏɠBY
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        especially if someone cleans my boots

    3. Shrimpy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Still alot of injury time in this game aswell because of Origi injury.

    4. Ed
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Sturridge better not get given that goal

      1. Sponge-worthy
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Looks like he'll get it.

      2. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Already been given.

    5. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Thanks Milner, stopped my ML rival making too much ground.

    6. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Martial rage transferred out. Feels goooooooooooood!

    7. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Martial still playing?

    8. JWF
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      My Deeney punt so nearly came off. Heartbreaker.

    9. FudgyBadger
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      sturridge has been robbed wtf

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Lol.com

    10. Swan - Villa Proud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Went from only down 25 to start the day to now down 50. Need a Sanchez brace or mire in the worse way

    11. U-jin King™
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      cmon martial!!!

    12. UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Everton will probably now go beat united :/

    13. pilgrim
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Martial goal and late Crystal Palace goal will make this a rather sweet night

      1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Will never happen

      2. cantcatchabreak
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        would be perfect

    14. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Expected more than 24 points tonight...

    15. Bad Seed
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      up you go sakho

    16. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Shut up Martin Tyler! Do you have Sturridge TC?

    17. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Opta should change that Coutinho goal later, Opta the final word!!