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20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Viper
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    My 8 point hit has been an absolute disaster.

    Darmian (20) -> TFM (2)

    Bolasie (10) -> Lanzini (3)

    Lukaku (2) -> Martial (3)

    32 point swing right there..

    1. how now brown cow
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      That;s tough. Martial extra point though!

    2. Hakchak
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I did marginally better with nasri instead of lanzini so only 30 point swing

    3. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Ouch! 🙁

      Thats painfull

    4. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      it's just we forgot how crappus manure is

  2. Whazza
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lucas on for 1 bap now, no coutinho bap

    1. Gooner Kebab
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      outrageous!

  3. Jay_
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Origi sprained ankle 🙂

      Great news, no break!

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Thank god, Funes Mori was a dead man if it was a break

        1. Jay_
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Yep, he's still a pr!ck though

        2. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Ligaments could be worse?

      2. Fergietime
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Whats the BAPS for United match?

        1. Whazza
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Darmian Valencia Zaha
          321

        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Noble nailed on for baps.

        3. MagnetBPS
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Darmian-3
          Valencia-2
          Zaha-1

          1. Fergietime
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Great link tks

      3. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Need Arsenal to have an epic game tomorrow

      4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Coutinho pulled up there

        1. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Ran back

      5. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Who assisted Coutinho? If it is his? Thanks

        1. Would an idiot do that?
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Allen

          1. RoyaleBlue
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Thanks

        2. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Totti

          1. Royal5
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Errrrm Pirlo

        3. Whazza
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          allen

        4. The Wise Owl
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          English Pirlo.

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Book'em Evs

            1. The Wise Owl
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Oh he's Welsh?

              1. Evs
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 16 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Tut tut 🙄

              2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
                • 15 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Yep 🙂

          2. Evs
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            I should moderate this comment really 😉

            1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Or make him change his username to The Owl 😉

        5. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Welsh Pirlo

        6. Jimmers
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Allen

        7. Dynamic
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Welsh Xavi

        8. The Left Duke #3
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          PirJoe

      6. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Lukaku - 4 games 8 points. Do we really need him for GW37?

        1. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Gone for Kane this GW. Getting Caroll for GW37

        2. For Fuchs Sake
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          No!! He's out of my team tonight!!

        3. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          He'll be in my team. You can get rid.

          1. Jimmers
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Living up to the name? 🙂

            1. walkman666
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              LOL

        4. S.Kuqi
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          No. He is dead to me

        5. walkman666
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Noooooooooooo. Team stinks.

        6. ARKANOIIDE
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Stay away from Everton players 🙂

        7. Albrightondknight
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Rethorical or real question?

        8. shirtless
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Martial+Lukaku>Kane+Defoe 🙂

      7. Hooky
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Tony Hibbert back just in time for a trip to Wembley 😆

      8. andy85wsm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        3 BPs for Milner 😎

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Congrats you boring git 😉 .

      9. Would an idiot do that?
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Who's been MOTM? Coutinho for me 😉

      10. Laporte In A Storm
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        106 with baps for Milner and Sakho, plus Sanchez(c), Welbeck and Bellerin to play. So far, given no bench boost and the abysmal first set of games, I can't moan at that at all!

      11. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Sahko 1.2% ownership 😎

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Yes, let's just think about that and forget Lukaku...

      12. FudgyBadger
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        130 points after bps .

        Kosci and Bell to go 🙂

        1. Declan
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          138 after baps, Gabriel, Dawson, Ozil, San(C)hez.

      13. Jay_
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Robles save 8, we need one more

          1. Evs
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Could have been worse if it wasn't for him

        • Pedram
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Martial and Lukaku to Kane and Vardy

          Yay or nay ?

          1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Vardy is banned for two matches. Get Defoe.

            1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              _Likely_ two, I should say.

          2. Evs
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Isn't Vardy banned ?

          3. Mickey Tyrion™
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Why Vardy?

          4. RÏɠBY
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            vardy might be off for a couple
            kane pelle then chose who plays villa next

        • Jet5605
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Hey guys, I was planning to do Vardy & Coutinho > Kane & Alli.

          Should I wait until tomorrow in case of injuries/suspensions or lock it in now before Alli's price rise?

          Thanks

        • Royal5
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Sakho baps?

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            2

            1. Jet5605
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Who's on 3?

          2. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            2 last I looked

          3. Jay_
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Should be 2 if it stays 4-0

            • Jimmers
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              2

            • VS10_
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              2

            • Whazza
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              2 or 1

            • Royal5
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              I'll take it 🙂

          4. FPL Maldini
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            7 minutes???????

            1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Origi was 4

          5. Scab
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Hmm who gets the boot for alli

            A- kdb (cl rotation)
            B- payet (blank/form)
            C-firminio

          6. FudgyBadger
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            napoli scum in the crowd

          7. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Grand total of 4 points from Martial + Fosu Mensah's 'double' gameweek. My god.

            1. VS10_
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              This. At least I had Mike.

          8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Come on one more save Joel

          9. For Fuchs Sake
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            FT at OT

          10. Fergietime
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Smalling and De Gea 25 Points Predictable as always 🙂

          11. Forza
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Well, thanks for being the Firmino enabler, Troy.

            Now get the Hell out of my team.

          12. Whazza
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Smalling C wasn't the worst

            1. Royal5
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Very boring choice though

          13. Lizard Lips
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Resisted Coutinho and Lukaku to Milner and Sturridge and choose Lovren over Sakho on my WC. Very annoying match this!

          14. Lyonnais
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Darlow could rack up some save points v Liverpool next GW...Could still end up on 0pts though 😆

            1. Jimmers
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Will be a changed Liverpool team though

          15. Les Bleus
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Everyone joining in on the fun for Liverpool