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20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Suarez hatrick

  2. Miro
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Imagine the scenes on here if Robles would save Milner's peno tonight.

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You know I completely forgot my GKs are playing each other!

    2. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'd be logged off 😀

  3. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Milner & Delaney owner here - going backwards so far 😆

  4. cantcatchabreak
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    need cpl to score 1 and martial hattrick

  5. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Oh dear, my rival has Delaney!!

  6. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Henessey CS gone already....oh.

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not really - he's not playing 😆

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Well what a big fish I caught...

        1. Tommytour
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          🙂

      2. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Could say it's gone because he hasn't played

  7. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Chewey hattrick.

    1. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      And an assist within 55 minutes.

  8. Dempsey
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lol delaney

  9. mojoindojo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Normal service resumes at Barca. Up 4-0

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Suarez hatty.

  10. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Coutinho and Barkley hatricks pls

  11. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Worst GW ever....

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Two assits so far. 🙂

    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'm having a good time 🙂

  12. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mirallas fail

  13. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Bolasie > Milner was a wise move for a hit. FML.

    1. FudgyBadger
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Me 2

      1. 420king
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        LOL

  14. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Bottomed 🙁

    I analyzed my team a little bit and I really don't have luck with Everton players.

    I got Mirralas he played only 20 mins for me and got injured.

    I got Coleman he gets injury in first game of double in 54th minute.

    I don't even need to mention Trolkaku.

    I might banish myself from Everton players next year whatsoever 🙁 🙁 🙁

    1. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Just continue pray for fantasy Gods

      One day you may...

    2. RoyaleBlue
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      If we still have Martinez next year don't even think about our players

  15. Miro
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Luis Suarez has now scored 48 goals for Barcelona this season, one more than Ronaldo (47) managed in 1996/97.
    Wow. @Squawka

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Is that the most goals ever scored in a season?

      1. FudgyBadger
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Messi has more

        1. FudgyBadger
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Had

      2. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Messi scored 73 so...

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Oh. that's quite a few

          1. Wilshere Knowledge
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            CR7 scored 50+ in 4 consecutive seasons as well.

    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I miss Suarez in the premier league

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ronaldo never played for Barcelona.

      1. Miro
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Check again.

      2. Boydinho
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        hahahah when are you born

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I'm quite the real Ronaldo fan boy in reality.

          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Have you not met Epic Fail before?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr7CKWxqhtw

    4. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      and arse fuggled over a few quid #arsenalbottleit

  16. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I wish something would happen. Still thinking about that OG

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Same here 😀

  17. Ed
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I have Delaney and my rival has Darmian. That goal couldn't have been much worse...

  18. Evasivo
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Loved seeing the Payet goal until I saw the Delaney OG 🙁

    1. Evasivo
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Assist lol

    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Payet assist

    3. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You mean assist

    4. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What this game giveth, it taketh away. The game always wins.

    5. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Only 2 points minus. No big deal really

      1. Evasivo
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        And the cleanie!

        1. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Well, Palace allways like to lose that one. I got Delaney but don't really see it as a big deal. Hopefully Payet can make up for him 🙂

  19. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mirallas 🙄

  20. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mirallas is a fool.

  21. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Goals in this

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Agreed. Whichever game you're going on about.

      1. Would an idiot do that?
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Lol

  22. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Delaney plays, Dann doesn't, Yay...........

    Oh, obviously he scores an OG to conundrum the worst DGW in living memory!

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      **Continue

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Interesting use of the word conundrum

  23. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lol sold Darmian for TFM and own Delaney

    Awful start

  24. RED PILL
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    F.F.S Delaney OG, Milner YC, Lallana NEARLY SCORES, Red card incoming no doubt.

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You got Lallana? 😯

  25. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Is Watson playing tonight?

    Was thinking of him as a cheapy for GW37

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No. QQSF made 7 changes

  26. Yank Revolution
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Announcers ragging on Pool fans for being way too quiet.

  27. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Coutinho playing CDM. Blank inbound

  28. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Almost Payet goal and Lanzini assist...

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ooh almost loads of points for Evs 🙂

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        But not

        1. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Seem that way 🙁

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Think the word almost is my least favourite word in the english dictionary

  29. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lanzini ----> Payet just over

  30. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Time to bring on Sturridge tbh.

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      LOL

      (Studge owner)

    2. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He is on the bench then?