[sbu_large_image] Opinion
15 May 2016 3547 comments
Mark Mark
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So here it is, the final Gameweek of the season and, in keeping with tradition, the Preamble post-mortem.

Looking back over this article for the past two seasons offers a very stark contrast in my mood. My last campaign was my best, following on from my worst in eight years.

That cursed 2013/14 season will remain as the blot on my career copybook as, thanks to a late flurry of green arrows, I’ve managed to rescue a degree of respectability from this campaign.

Like many around these parts, I’ve suffered a most uncomfortable ride – I’ve enjoyed few highlights, having spent most of the season desperately waiting for a turning point that never really arrived.

Admittedly I was on Sergio Aguero’s Gameweek 8, while the Chips provided a late boost which should ensure a top 30k finish.

That’s a rather humble list of achievements in what is my tenth season playing Fantasy Premier League.

It’s too easy to blame myself. That would be the noble thing to do but I’m not accepting that.

Instead I’ll take it out on Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy for deliberately going out of their way to deliver stellar returns that belied their lowly price tags. I could have reacted quicker and shown some faith, but clearly, week upon week of goals and assists didn’t make it obvious enough.

Then there’s Eden Hazard. I spent the summer coveting the Player of the Year, convinced that he’d kick on and justify his inflated price tag and, although he was patently awful from the get-go, I was hoodwinked by him.

He cunningly seduced me with last season’s showreel to convince me to get him back in Gameweek 7, when I should have jumped on the assist and bonus machine that was Mesut Ozil.

Then there’s Sadio Mane and Andre Ayew. That pair stuck around in my squad for weeks while Ozil casually conjured points from all angles. I hung on to Mane expecting explosions that never arrived, while Ayew did just enough to keep me interested, without ever delivering on his promise.

I could have acted – recognised that neither Mane nor Ayew would deliver the consistency offered by Ozil and then Payet. However, I’m not buying it; I was totally flawless in my assessment: I was a sorry victim of their failure.

Don’t talk to me about Aleks Kolarov either. Somehow he wheedled his way into my squad for two matches, failed to turn up and then, when I ushered him back out, he mocked me with 30 points in the next five Gameweeks.

Clearly I could blame myself for refusing to learn my lesson and yet again putting trust in the flighty full-back, but it’s patently obvious that the man is on some personal crusade to ruin my Fantasy seasons. If he’s really that determined, I’m somewhat helpless.

In fact, none of this my fault. Fantasy Football is far easier to play when you refuse to blame yourself. It’s when you start taking responsibility for every errant transfer and foolhardy captaincy; that’s when the trouble starts. That’s when you realise she’s left home and taken her half of the Sky TV fee with her.

It can’t be done, though. I’m far too invested to have any hope of convincing myself that I’m blameless for an all too mediocre campaign.

But without that investment, there is no joy in what we do.

We have to risk putting ourselves through the anguish of making errors to experience the highs of claiming unexpected points from the most unlikely source. Then we have to do our best to stop looking smug about it.

I struggle with that. Fortunately, my opportunities to get found out have been limited this season.

Maybe next season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. SweeSwee
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Im only leading ML by 30 points, feel like Payet > Mane is going to define my season

    1. goodday there mate
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      wicked

  2. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Why is W Ham game on Sky as well as both Mancs? 😕

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Welcome back!

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        Just passing through 🙂

    2. Pep's Money Laundry
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Manc, battle for 4th.
      Hammers battle for 6th

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        And Leicester recieve a guard of honour from last year's champions in their final game

      2. BENOIT
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        Rondon

      3. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        I get the Mancs but can't see why anyone other than a fan would watch W Ham game

    3. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Really frustrating. Why isn't Chelsea vs Leicester on? Don't get it...

  3. Sz21
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Who would you start from Reid/Rojo?
    Thanks

    1. Mo Mané Mo Problems
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Tojo out apparently

      1. Mo Mané Mo Problems
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        Rojo

      2. goodday there mate
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        wer ki p dir ggt

    2. v12w12
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Reid. Rojo out

  4. The Red Devil
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Start-
    Defoe
    or
    Lanzini?

    1. Pep's Money Laundry
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Defoe

    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      I'm starting Defie fwiw.

    3. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      I'm starting Lanzini in case Defoe is benched but comes on for cameo. Even if Defoe does start are Sunderland likely to make many chances with the kids playing and already safe?

  5. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Whose the best striker to bring in long term?
    😉

    1. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Ibrahimovic 😉

    2. FFSbet.com
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      😀

    3. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Lukaku

  6. Rolls-Royce
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Chasing 20 pts lead, captain Lukaka?

    Rival will probably captain Sanchez/Kun and don't own Lukaka.

  7. TheSteel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    ill be pissed if Watford keep a cleansheet.

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      I won't!

    2. goodday there mate
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      u mean piss drunk?

  8. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    GTG?

    (-4)
    Darlow
    Reid - Gabriel - Simpson
    Sanchez (C) - Hazard - Mahrez - Tadic
    Aguero - Giroud - Martial

    Cheers.

  9. goodday there mate
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    5th time asking without answer .... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    DDG (Mannone)
    PVA Bell Toby (Cress Moreno)
    Sanchez* Haz Payet Cout (iwobi)
    Kun Rash Carroll

    only 6pts lead in my ML .. 1FT 1.4 cash. Any obvious moves? _______ TC sanchez or kun? ______ gtg?

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Sanchez imo

    2. Fantasy Vs Reality
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      I'd go Cress over PVA for gametime. Sanch or Kun TC = 50/50.

    3. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      S

    4. Wardinator
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Cout to Tadic and TC Sanchez

      1. goodday there mate
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        wicked - thanks all u lovely people

    5. Pep's Money Laundry
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Cout to Mane/Tadic. Coutinho won't play today

      TC aguero imo

    6. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Start iwobi, bench payet, cout > tadic
      if chasing, cap kun, if maintaining, cap sanchez

      1. goodday there mate
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        Merci zizoo

  10. Powers106
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    I could cut Barkley and leave Payet on the bench....any hope for Barkley today, I see he only played 45 mn of last match.

  11. fickle
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    KDB (-4) or just play Cresswell?

    1. Backup Dancer
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Cresswell

    2. Sadio
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      KDB all day

  12. toxik
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Anyone else triple captaining Giroud?

  13. # Young Gun SEAMUS #
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    who to triple captain this week ( not sanchez ) ???

    1. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      kun

    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Kun

    3. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Why not Lukaku?

  14. TheBear
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Bring in inheacho or long??

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Long

      1. TheBear
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        For Defoe or Carroll??

    2. Theatre_Of_Screams
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Long, Bony might be playing.

    3. BENOIT
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Rondon

  15. SirStevieG
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Can't wait to prepare my team for next week in just over an hour.........

    Oh wait.

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      This. 🙁

  16. kingozil-The Germans once a…
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Mirallas certain to start?

    1. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      farewell game and all..

  17. Rhys85
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    CBJ or Martina?

    1. Fowler23
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Who is CBJ?

  18. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Payed hasn't been confirmed out today, though, has he?

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      As good as we reckon.

    2. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      No. If he hasn't traveled and it's def out they could put us fpl people out of our mystery

  19. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    quite right mark!

    i too am a victim of players failure 😀

  20. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Chance of moreno playing?

  21. Jan Koller
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Would you transfer Sturridge, Payet or Firmino out for hits?

    Mane is already in my team but Im worrying that these 3 might not feature at all.

    I would love Long and Tadic in my team but can I justify a -4 or even a -8?

    Thanks

    1. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      yes

  22. Otis Kay
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    a) why wont defoe play?

    b) should i start lanzini or payet (just in case he plays)?

    c) Martial or Long?

  23. walkman666
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Ten matches on TV at the same time. This is going to be crazy. Can't wait. Ironic to be able to do this in the USA.

    1. Pep's Money Laundry
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Bloody yanks get more games then we do

      1. walkman666
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 28 days ago

        Yeah. It is totally not fair. When I visited London a few weeks ago, I couldn't believe that I couldn't watch some games from my hotel. Home, I get me all by subscribing to an extra package on my cable TV provider for about $5 per month. Gives me other leagues, too. Great for FPL.

  24. jernej93
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Who to bring in for a hit?
    Vardy, Kdb, Long or Mane (have tadic)

  25. Swan - Villa Proud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    At this point I'll take a 1pt cameo from either Defoe PVA or Payet 🙂

    1. MFC86
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Is PVA not playing ?

  26. MFC86
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Fosu mensah to start???

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Not in the squad

    2. Takedog1
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      highly doubtful

  27. Kent girl
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Current team:

    DDG
    Bellerin / Cresswell / Sagna
    Eriksen (VC) / Iwobi / Sanchez (C) / Mahrez
    Aguero / Vardy / Carroll

    Subs: Robles / Townsend / Simpson / Clyne

    Right choice of team selection / captain. Currently 3rd in my league with 4th 2 points behind and likely he will captain Sanchez. I've also take -8 so need to hope for a miracle 🙂

    Thanks

  28. The Wizard of Ozil
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    33 points clear, what to do?

    DDG (Mignolet)
    Bellerín - Fuchs - Monreal (Delaney,Simpson)
    Mahrez - Milner - Payet - Hazard (Lanzini)
    Aguero(C) - Carroll - Lakuku

    A) Hazard -> Sánchez
    B) Lakuku -> Giroud
    C) Milner & Lakuku -> Sanchez & 5.4 (Iheanacho/Rashford/Deeney) -4
    D) Payet & Milner -> Sanchez & Lingard (He has Lingard)
    E) Payet & Milner -> Mané & Ramsey (he has Ramsey)

    cant see him being able to get Sanchez without a hit or two

    Pretty sure he will caption Kun so going to do the same

    1. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      Get rid of payet. Dont take a hit

  29. seanie3
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    best combo to catch a 20 point mini league leader

    a) carroll & townsend to long & tadic
    b) carroll & lanzini to deeney & tadic (allows me to keep and play townsend)

  30. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 28 days ago

    Kun /Mane / Tadic

    42 points to catch up. .who to captain

    1. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 28 days ago

      kun