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30 June 2016 1398 comments
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The Euro 2016 quarter-finals get up and running this evening as Poland take on Portugal in the Stade Velodrome for a place in the last four.

Portugal may be slight favourites for the 8pm encounter but it’s fair to say they’ve yet to hit their stride.

Indeed, Fernando Santos’ side have failed to win any of their first four matches in regular time – after a trio of Group F draws against Iceland, Austria and Hungary, they defeated Croatia in extra-time thanks to Ricardo Quaresma’s late strike.

Poland have also flattered to deceive and scored just three times in four fixtures. Unbeaten in the group stages thanks to narrow 1-0 wins over Northern Ireland and Ukraine and a goalless encounter with Germany, they required penalties to see off Switzerland when their clash finished 1-1 after extra time.

A delve into the data certainly favours the Portuguese. They’ve registered more or less double the number of efforts on target (23 to 12) as their opponents and have conceded far less shots in the box (20 to 33), suggesting they could be on course to clinch a place against Belgium or Wales in the semi-finals.

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  1. Däzzy
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Highlight of the game ☺

    1. Däzzy
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Top of the page post has got to be my highlight of today

  2. Optimus.
    10 years, 4 months ago

    The streaker showing more balls in front of goal than Ronaldo

  3. Epic Fail
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Why don't streakers get charged with exposing themselves to minors? Make them sign the register. That'll teach em.

    1. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Because it's a bit of fun

      1. Epic Fail
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Exposing yourself to minors is fun?

        1. Ayew Serious
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I'm gonna go with yes

        2. Lallana_
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Well humans all started off "exposed"

          If they're not doing it in a creepy way then it's not the worst thing in the world.

          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 4 months ago

            what the f...? in a non-creepy way??

          2. Epic Fail
            10 years, 4 months ago

            True. Letting kids see your meat and 2 veg is ok as long as it's not done in a creepy way.

            1. Lallana_
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Well running on the pitch makes it extremely difficult to see. Bit extreme putting them on the sex offenders list.

              1. Epic Fail
                10 years, 4 months ago

                Not for the kids in the stadium who he got undressed near.

                1. Lallana_
                  10 years, 4 months ago

                  Oh. I assumed they starting taking off their clothes mid-run. That's pretty awful then.

          3. Ayew Serious
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Exactly.

            Sometimes I run around the office naked but not in a creepy way...

    2. THE Wild Rover
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Pepe rolled over several times when he saw the tackle coming 😉

      1. Epic Fail
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😀

    3. Optimus.
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No charge if it's small and hard to make out but if it were Dion Dublin though he would be locked up for years

      1. Epic Fail
        10 years, 4 months ago

        No charge if it's small and hard?

        1. Optimus.
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Cmon that's punishment enough surely?

  4. KingZamalek
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Well that was the best tackle all night.

  5. Lallana_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ronaldo's a penalty merchant

  6. Davido989
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Update: I managed to run onto the pitch but the stewards caught me. It's all fine though, we're watching the game together from the dugout. Portugal should bring Ronaldo on for pens. BF

    1. Jazz!
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😀

    2. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Run on again and take a penalty

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      i think Hodgson would've done an lvg the other night if it'd gone to pens and brought on Hart

    4. Lallana_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Dress up as Ronaldo and score

      1. Davido989
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I need a handbag. BF

        1. Lallana_
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Hair gel?

  7. Flynniesta
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Am I being a bit thick or is McDonald's fantasy site Struggling to get to grip with the fact that it's extra time ?

    1. TorresMagic™
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      What happened?

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 4 months ago

        it's removed th 90 mins

        1. TorresMagic™
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          10 years, 4 months ago

          Not a big issue. Just helps subs get to 60.

      2. Flynniesta
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Time on the pitch seems to match how much extra time has been played rather than the whole match resulting in fewer points on live scores

    2. TJ_777
      10 years, 4 months ago

      It's happened every et game don't worry they fix it when the game finishes

      1. Flynniesta
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ah ok cheers

  8. Davido989
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ronaldo's family are cheering every time he misses a chance. It sounds like they're in a choir singing opera. BF

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😮 My original post was just tongue in cheek devil's advocate aswell. Didn't expect it should actually happen.

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      so exposing yourself to kids is ok if you may have a mental breakdown afterwards????

      1. Ayew Serious
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Not OK, but it's not a sexual offence if you ask me.

        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 4 months ago

          if someone exposed themselves to my kids i'd kick the ever loving shat out of them, deliver them to the police station personally and accept the assault charge.

          1. Ayew Serious
            10 years, 4 months ago

            As long as he's not waving it in their faces. Like it's as simple as covering your kids eyes

            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 4 months ago

              see if your missus feels the same if someone does it to her or any kids she knows.

            2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 4 months ago

              "cover your kids eyes" ffs.

        2. Epic Fail
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I can see both sides. Either way it's bad, but I can see there isn't any sexual 'intent'.

  9. KingNidge
    10 years, 4 months ago

    He may be a huge tosspenguin but tbf Pepe has been outstanding tonight

    1. George Sillett
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yes and yes

  10. RubeRx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Streaker gif

    https://streamable.com/upf0

    1. Zasa
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Weak stuff compared to the Copa America ones 😉 Lack of synchronized diving.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_za0tNL74

  11. Jay_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    5 from 4, including Guerriero, not ideal.

  12. Jafooli
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Why is Queresma crying? Is it cause he's shiiitee?

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      he's gutted Ronaldo isn't letting anyone else take a pen

      1. THE Wild Rover
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Haha, he really would if he could 😀

  13. tm245
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Pretty boring. Not sure what the point of ET is if teams are going to be so conservative.

  14. Davido989
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Fulham goalkeeper Maarten Stekelenburg signs for Everton

    1. Johnny Drama
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Robles still number 1?

    2. KingNidge
      10 years, 4 months ago

      lol he's woeful

  15. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    10 years, 4 months ago

    What a crapfest

  16. TJ_777
    10 years, 4 months ago

    If kaputska passed it to the guy at the top of the box Poland would've had a great chance *sigh

    1. Jazz!
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Milik was open 🙁

  17. Paul Psychic Octopus
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Stage all set for another Ronaldo missed pen (fingers crossed...)

    1. Jazz!
      10 years, 4 months ago

      This please

  18. Johnny Drama
    10 years, 4 months ago

    How many saves for Mr. Fab?

    1. TorresMagic™
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      #1 overall has 4 points for Fab

      1. TorresMagic™
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        or that is last round.

      2. Johnny Drama
        10 years, 4 months ago

        That's weird, I have just 2..

        1. TorresMagic™
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          10 years, 4 months ago

          Maybe it's 3 then.

  19. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Massive fail:

    - Fonte
    - Jed
    - Rui Patricio (although with Henno on the bench maybe stick?)
    - Ronaldo (c)

  20. tm245
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Considering the trajectory of his PK self love, it is not out of the realm of possibility for Ronaldo to do some streaking if he converts the winner here.

    1. tm245
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Or not.

  21. Syd.
    10 years, 4 months ago

    It was obvious this game was heading to penalties for the last 80 minutes

    Dreadful wasting our life's watching this poo

  22. Lallana_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I feel nervous watching pens, even if I don't support either of the teams.

    1. Syd.
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I just want it to end

  23. Optimus.
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ronaldo to win it with this

  24. Lynxy
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ronaldo pls miss!

  25. THE Wild Rover
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Haha, bottler taking the first one

  26. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Please, God, make Ronaldo sneeze...

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm officially an atheist.

  27. KingNidge
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Never in doubt when it matters

  28. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ronaldo beats Messi

  29. Syd.
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Cool as you like