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Our series of members’ articles, which review the numbers behind the 2015/16 season, continues this evening with an assessment of Everton.

To get underway, we cast an eye over the Toffees’ team data, comparing them to the rest of the top-flight, before analysing their first-team squad, key goal threats and creative sources in an attempt to gain insight on their prospects for the season ahead.


The Merseysiders will, of course, have a new man in charge after Ronald Koeman replaced Roberto Martinez in the hotseat. Everton finished in eleventh spot in each of the Spaniard’s final two campaigns at the helm, accruing 47 points on both occasions, though a drop in resilience saw them concede 55 times in 2015/16 – a defensive record only better than the bottom five.

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  1. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Right lads enough messing around

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Yes, lets get back to deadly serious FPL talk.

    1. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Evening cheese

    2. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I honestly have no clue what's going on

  2. Jay_
      9 years, 5 months ago

      West Ham losing already

    • sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      lol I thought Ayew got proper banned, then I hovered over the name

      1. Test Eagles
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Que?

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      If the timer has gone, does that mean FPL is now open?

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        It started yesterday

    • Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      You guys are mad, all mad.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Not at all

      2. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        "We're all mad here" 🙂

      3. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Mark Rogers is hacking the gravatars and profile names.

      4. Sauzée
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        I am at the point where I dont know if this is actually IM 😆

    • Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Ayew Serious is without a doubt my favourite poster on here, legend

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        That's really nice of you to say, Balders.

        1. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          He's just such a nice guy

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks Cheese. Did you know I have a tail?

        1. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Really?, go on

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Yes I was born with a little tail like a pigs tail. My Mommy thought it looked cute so when the doctors asked if she wanted it removed at birth she decided to keep it.

            Not to mention the webbed foot.

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              I guess that is what I get from the fact my mother is also my uncle

              1. ★Kuntheman★
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 5 months ago

                Relatable.

    • How I met your Mata
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      It's coming I can feel it around about 4.00am me thinks

    • Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Just got (finally) a grav and I'm scared I've stolen someone else's.

      The likelihood of there being another mr bean on this site is high I feel....

      1. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        i've never seen another Mr Bean grav, i reckon you are safe 🙂

        1. Knowledgeable meerkat
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          I feel like I have.

          Maybe I'm just going mad.

          Like everyone else night

          1. WALOR
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            You have seen one, but not that one

            1. Knowledgeable meerkat
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              How about a meerkat

          2. Salah’s Sonnet
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Haha! even if they have it doesn't matter, i'd just choose another Mr Bean grav 🙂
            I'm sure someone may have another Daft Punk grav, but not seen anyone with the one i have, i just like the colours more than anything.

    • Thomass
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      What time shall I set the alarm for tomorrow?!

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        12.01am, have a good sleep.

        1. Thomass
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Mate, it's 01.30am uk time. Would you say 11am?!

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            That would be today, not tomorrow.

            1. Thomass
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Well, I'm sorry...

        2. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Wanna take my username and pretend I became a mod tomorrow?

    • Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Just an early reminder that Man City have Champions League qualifiers between gameweeks 1 & 2 and between 2 & 3. Southampton may also have Europa games then if they get through the round previous

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Not too worried

      2. HammersFan
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Westham have potential European games to?

          • 12 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Yep, I think Balders means West Ham when he says Southampton. Southampton are through to the group stages already.

          1. Ayew Serious
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Typical Balders. Hasn't a clue

              • 12 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              He's lucky we're on hand to correct him 🙂

            1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              I know I just copy and paste my comments from random articles without checking tbh .

          2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Sorry about that Adam 😳 .

    • Thomass
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Off to bed, talk tomorrow everyone when we have a bigger crowd! 🙂

    • Jay_
        9 years, 5 months ago

        West Ham now lead 2-1

        Reid G, Carroll A
        Carroll G, Feghouli A

        1. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Thoughts on my draft

          Fodder Fodder
          Reid Fodder Fodder Fodder Fodder
          Feghouli Fodder Fodder Fodder Fodder
          Carroll(c) Fodder Fodder

          1. Jay_
              9 years, 5 months ago

              9/10
              Needs Payet

            • Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              I like the fodder punt

            • Salah’s Sonnet
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              like it! Would they all eat cheese at half time?

            • ★Kuntheman★
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Needs Aguero and Graham and then you're set

            • Knowledgeable meerkat
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Sorry did you not mean

              *Carroll (TC)

        2. Grounderz
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Today, you will once again be fighting for the lowest number of ID.

          Not from the constant price rise of a few bandwagons, or who’s got the best template, but from the long wait we have been forced to sit for so long. And should we win the day the 13th July will no longer be known as a Premier League break, but as the day when the world declared in one voice we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on, we’re going to survive.

          Today, we celebrate the opening of…

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            *insert your mom joke here*

          2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            It's not going to open tomorrow 🙄

            1. Grounderz
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Maybe you think so, but I think there's a good chance it will be.

          3. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            The bottom of Ayew Serious

        3. UptheBlues
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          So does anyone actually know when FPL is opening?

          1. Thomass
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Yes...this month!

            1. Freshy
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Very pprecise

          2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Tonight at 4 a.m

            1. How I met your Mata
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              +1

            1. Test Eagles
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Almost got outta hand there for a while.

        4. Jay_
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Some American dude is periscoping the West Ham game on twitter and at one point it had 3k viewers, not bad for a friendly at 1.43 am

            1. Thomass
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              You watching?

            2. Knowledgeable meerkat
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Link handy?

              • 12 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Can you give us a link Jay?

              1. Jay_
                  9 years, 5 months ago

                  He's just ended it, sorry lads

                  1. Knowledgeable meerkat
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    No worries. I was just intrigued by "peri scoping"

                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Definitely sounds sexual

                      1. Knowledgeable meerkat
                        • 9 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        Would explain the 3k viewers on a 1am West Ham pre season match

                      2. Ayew Serious
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        I peri scope my family some times.
                        When they melt cheese on themselves

                    2. Jay_
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        I'd never heard of it too tbh, it's just like a man, in the stand, streaming from his smart phone, not great tbh, think his battery died

                        1. Knowledgeable meerkat
                          • 9 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          How were West Ham looking?

                          1. Jay_
                              9 years, 5 months ago

                              Really open game, looks like it'll end 2-4. Like a FIFA game

                              1. Knowledgeable meerkat
                                • 9 Years
                                9 years, 5 months ago

                                The sort of game then that would be perfectly suited for a certain Mr Dimitri...

                  1. Ayew Serious
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    Is no one clicking on this?

                    You need to if you haven't. Turns me on every time

                  2. Test Eagles
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

                    10 Juuhuu points if you know the movie that quote comes from, BTW.

                    1. ★Kuntheman★
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      It's actually "there's always free cheddar in a mousetrap", mind you :p

                      1. Test Eagles
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        Oops ... well The Way of the Gun quote is cheese, if there's another then my apololgies.

                    2. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      I don't know. Mousetrap?

                • Just A Hat
                  • 16 Years
                  9 years, 5 months ago

                  6:15 is too early to get up for work, I'm exhausted

                  1. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 13 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    What's for tea hat?

                    1. Just A Hat
                      • 16 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Just my pasta from last night but I'm too tired to get out of bed, I might have a couple of peaches then go to sleep

                      1. Ayew Serious
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        Are you going to put cheese on the pasta

                        1. Cheeseoid
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 13 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          There is already 3 types of cheese and Chorizo on that pasta

                        2. Just A Hat
                          • 16 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          I think I'll put some Parmesan on

                          1. Cheeseoid
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 13 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            More cheese improves everything

                            1. Ayew Serious
                              • 10 Years
                              9 years, 5 months ago

                              Stop trying to be me Ayew. You're not cool

                              1. Just A Hat
                                • 16 Years
                                9 years, 5 months ago

                                What is that egg man from?

                                1. Cheeseoid
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • 13 Years
                                  9 years, 5 months ago

                                  Yes cheese. What is the sourec material for your grav?

                                  I want an in depth description

                                  1. Cheeseoid
                                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                    • 13 Years
                                    9 years, 5 months ago

                                    Hat it is from the a series of games from the 80's and he is called DIzzy

                                    1. Ayew Serious
                                      • 10 Years
                                      9 years, 5 months ago

                                      How did you know that Ayew?
                                      I must have told you before

                                    2. Cheeseoid
                                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                      • 13 Years
                                      9 years, 5 months ago

                                      I did my doctorate in videogame design

                                2. Ayew Serious
                                  • 10 Years
                                  9 years, 5 months ago

                                  It's from a game called dizzy

                              2. Cheeseoid
                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                • 13 Years
                                9 years, 5 months ago

                                I will be whoever I want to be

                          2. Ayew Serious
                            • 10 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            Oooohhhhh ye.

                            Do that you beautiful tangy hat

                • HammersFan
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 5 months ago

                  Westhams facebook page has a live stream going now for anyone interested.

                  1. 32chickens
                    • 15 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    yerr reassuringly good crowd high miked up !

                    1. 32chickens
                      • 15 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      a 'major announcement at the end of the first half'
                      A)opening FPL
                      B)Pokemon captured on pitch
                      C)free hotdogs

                      1. 32chickens
                        • 15 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        -we'll never know....
                        my feed has gone dead
                        ....hunt the preseason game
                        ...business as usual

                        1. 32chickens
                          • 15 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          another break..
                          will the crowd just sitttdown!!

                          1. 32chickens
                            • 15 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            abandoned game?
                            unbelievabbblllee geoff?

                            1. Cheeseoid
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 13 Years
                              9 years, 5 months ago

                              Why?

                              1. 32chickens
                                • 15 Years
                                9 years, 5 months ago

                                lightening
                                suspended
                                maybe 30 mins

                                .....
                                just like a cold tuesday night at the potteries?

                                1. Cheeseoid
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • 13 Years
                                  9 years, 5 months ago

                                  They would never suspend a game in stoke

                                  1. 32chickens
                                    • 15 Years
                                    9 years, 5 months ago

                                    my point exactly slim
                                    mind a tropical storm also unlikely there...

                      2. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        B

                  2. Jay_
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Nice one mate

                  3. RD
                    • 15 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    So we are expecting a working mobile app this time for FPL?

                    1. TorresMagic™
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • Has Moderation Rights
                      • 16 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Yeah, free too.

                    2. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Yes

                    3. Jazz!
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Pretty sure we got one last year too, and yeah.

                      1. Jazz!
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        Ah, just saw the 'working' part. I really need to sleep. Night.

                        1. RD
                          • 15 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          Night Jazz

                  4. Weeb Kakashi
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    Is Fpl releasing today? i am From India and right now its 06:40...................If its Releasing today then what time it should be??

                    1. 32chickens
                      • 15 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      guess away buddy.....who knows

                    2. Just A Hat
                      • 16 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      who knows...guess away buddy

                    1. sinik
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      would rather not

                  5. Ayew Serious
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    Goodnight all.

                    1. 32chickens
                      • 15 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      good idea cheese

                    2. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Where are you going? Your shift runs for another 5 hours

                    3. Just A Hat
                      • 16 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Good night Grated One

                    4. Zasa
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Good night Grated one

                      1. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        Not 2 hats now. AAArrrrghh!

                  6. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 13 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    It has been a strange evening here tonight.

                    1 hour and 30 mins to go before you too can select Andy Carroll

                    1. 32chickens
                      • 15 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      the longer it goes on the more likely
                      A)Antonio is classified as a defender
                      B)the beast (negredo) gets slung in at a decent price.
                      C) pokeman get to be spotted in each team(this game will seriously distort real life for many kids and kids at heart)

                      1. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        It would be great if Antonio was a defender this season. He would be a very easy choice

                        Isn't Rooney a Pokemon

                        https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/13532073_1637933996526446_1055909313_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTI4MjA2NDM1OTQyMTQ5MzczMA%3D%3D.2

                        1. 32chickens
                          • 15 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          a midfield pokeman that needs capturing and training up in a gym...

                          1. Cheeseoid
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 13 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            Yes he used to be a fully evolved forward pokemon. But seems to have devolved in to a different type

                            1. Cheeseoid
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 13 Years
                              9 years, 5 months ago

                              But maybe he is no longer so badly affected by water type attacks

                  7. sinik
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    CBC posted this on TFPL:
                    http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnJIPzDXYAA3TG1.jpg

                    with the season kicking off on the 13th, there's precedence for it launching as late as next week lol

                    1. Test Eagles
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 14 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      There's a small rumour (that I'm starting now) that it could be as late as the 21st of July.

                      I think given a lot of transfers haven't happened because of Euros, and the tournament itself, has pushed things back a little bit. I'd also expect that the mobile app would take a little while longer to develop properly.

                      Heart-breaking maybe, but at least they'll get it 100% right.

                      1. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        I think it will be cancelled for a season just to make sure

                      2. sinik
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        lol

                  8. Zasa
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    Pasta update: http://i.imgur.com/oCtI8xj.jpg

                    Soft in the inside, but crunchy on the exterior. Yet also delicate when it counts.

                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Was it as good as yesterday?

                      1. Zasa
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        I'd say this one by far superior, had a very penetrative musk & was easier to swallow

                        1. Cheeseoid
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 13 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          If you ever need any advice Hat. I would be only to happy to oblige

                          1. Test Eagles
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            ** SCENES **

                          2. Zasa
                            • 11 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            Which do you usually indulge in last? The meatballs or the sausage?

                            1. Cheeseoid
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 13 Years
                              9 years, 5 months ago

                              You start on the balls then work your way up

                              1. Zasa
                                • 11 Years
                                9 years, 5 months ago

                                I see, though I do fear the grease on the sausage would pour out by then & be harder to handle

                                1. Cheeseoid
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • 13 Years
                                  9 years, 5 months ago

                                  Which is why you wear gloves

                                  1. Zasa
                                    • 11 Years
                                    9 years, 5 months ago

                                    Never thought about it like that, thanks for this. Is this your specialty dish?

                                    1. Cheeseoid
                                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                      • 13 Years
                                      9 years, 5 months ago

                                      One of them yes

                                      1. Zasa
                                        • 11 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        Think a blood sausage here would spice the dish up more, give it more girth

                                      2. Cheeseoid
                                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                        • 13 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        You want the fattest sausage you can find it is true. Girth is important

                                      3. Zasa
                                        • 11 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        Yes, yes. Perhaps some thick winter gloves here would be ideal or handling

                                2. Test Eagles
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • 14 Years
                                  9 years, 5 months ago

                                  Just genuinely LOL'd at the office caugin numerous colleagues to ask what is so funny. As yet I can't muster the courage.

                                  You two ...

                                  1. Zasa
                                    • 11 Years
                                    9 years, 5 months ago

                                    Just two genuine Italian meat lovers here discussing optimal ways to consume our dish...

                                    1. Cheeseoid
                                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                      • 13 Years
                                      9 years, 5 months ago

                                      I do love meat almost as much as cheese

                                      1. Zasa
                                        • 11 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        Do you grate your cheese on top of the sausage usually?

                                      2. Cheeseoid
                                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                        • 13 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        I normally drizzle squirty cheese liberally all over the place

                                      3. Zasa
                                        • 11 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        Ah but of course, the lather would make it easier to go down in one bite.

                                      4. Cheeseoid
                                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                        • 13 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        If you get it properly lubricated you can swallow one hole in one gulp

                                      5. Zasa
                                        • 11 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        & leave the meatballs unattended? Seems a risky play for an amateur like myself

                                      6. Cheeseoid
                                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                        • 13 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        You should have already dealt with the meatballs before moving on to the sausage.

                    2. Just A Hat
                      • 16 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      crikey!

                      1. Zasa
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        Hey, nice hat, band's a bit dirty I must say

                    3. Get up ya bum
                      • 16 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      This thread is too funny 😆

                  9. TJ_777
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    Anyone hear about Brendan Rodgers Celtic losing to a semi pro team in Europa?/CL? qualifiers lol

                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Yep. LOL at Rodgers

                    2. Test Eagles
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 14 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Preeeeeety embarrassing for them all really. Someone posted a random team earlier, with half their players only part-time and work day jobs usually. BR would be feeling the sting i expect.

                      1. TJ_777
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        Yup I think a fireman a cop and a taxi driver all played that day

                        1. Cheeseoid
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 13 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          Sounds a bit like they were playing the village people

                          1. TJ_777
                            • 11 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            Pretty much lol

                  10. Diva
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    When can I post this link and it mean something?

                    http://youtu.be/Mu0cE9RgK5M

                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Holy Diva Dog!

                      1. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        How have you been? All juiced up and ready for the big push?

                        1. Zasa
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          Get a room gents

                        2. Cheeseoid
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 13 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          And to answer your question we don't know but probably 0400

                          1. Diva
                            • 11 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            So an hour from now? Ooh, that'd be ace if that happens.

                            1. Cheeseoid
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 13 Years
                              9 years, 5 months ago

                              Now you do remember that it never actually happens at 0400 don't you?

                              I think we will just run the same file for route 66 this year if you are interested. Just update the info

                              1. Diva
                                • 11 Years
                                9 years, 5 months ago

                                Cool, cool, cool. I think I have the link saved in my browser. Looking forward to traversing Route 66 again.

                                1. Cheeseoid
                                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                  • 13 Years
                                  9 years, 5 months ago

                                  I can resend. I have everything all saved in a file if you want it

                                  1. Diva
                                    • 11 Years
                                    9 years, 5 months ago

                                    Cheers, thanks for that.

                                    1. Cheeseoid
                                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                      • 13 Years
                                      9 years, 5 months ago

                                      No problem. Glad to have you back on board

                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 5 months ago

                              1 hour or 25 hours, we're not quite sure yet.

                              1. Diva
                                • 11 Years
                                9 years, 5 months ago

                                I was about to say "it's a fluid situation", then I thought that innocent phrase might get Cheese overly excited and his waxy outer layer might melt.

                                  • 12 Years
                                  9 years, 5 months ago

                                  Oooh I'm drooling for a raclette now, that'll have to be tomorrow's dinner. How have you got on with the house move Diva?

                                  1. Diva
                                    • 11 Years
                                    9 years, 5 months ago

                                    Good thanks. Pretty much settled now, though there are still lots of little jobs still need doing. How's your summer been?

                                      • 12 Years
                                      9 years, 5 months ago

                                      That's great news, I'm glad you're settling in well. I've largely been over-indulging in all the sport that's been on the telly, who said anything about time away from it all in the summer?

                                      1. Diva
                                        • 11 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        Ha! I've still got the finals of Wimbledon and Euro 2016 to watch at some point. Too much sport, not enough time!

                                      2. Cheeseoid
                                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                        • 13 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        I hope you know who wins

                                      3. Diva
                                        • 11 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        Germany, I hope... I still have a semi-final to watch too!

                                        😆

                                      4. Cheeseoid
                                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                        • 13 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        There may be a surprise for you then. Poland get readmitted after the whole French squad get done for matchfixing and they go on to win it.

                        3. Diva
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          I have barely thought about it to be honest! Logged in here briefly a couple of times, saw from the chatter the moment must be close then thought I'll wait until the Tour de France is over to think about FPL properly. (Don't tell me what happened on today's TdF stage, I have it recorded to watch when I get home).

                          1. Cheeseoid
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 13 Years
                            9 years, 5 months ago

                            All I know is that there were some bikes in it. Probably some fellow called broom or somesuch was involved somewhere.

                            Maybe someone got a puncture and had to get out his tyre repair kit on route.

                            And there were 2 Italians who entered on a tandem.

                            The usual bikey stuff

                            1. Diva
                              • 11 Years
                              9 years, 5 months ago

                              Haha, sounds about right. How are you Cheese?

                              1. Cheeseoid
                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                • 13 Years
                                9 years, 5 months ago

                                I am good. The first scan is on Monday so exciting stuff on that front. Always seems to be in my mind somewhere.

                                Just whiling away the hours at work. There is something I want to do before 4am but frankly I have little to do tonight which is nice

                                1. Diva
                                  • 11 Years
                                  9 years, 5 months ago

                                  That seems a bit early for a scan, but I guess it's special circumstances...

                                  1. Cheeseoid
                                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                    • 13 Years
                                    9 years, 5 months ago

                                    7 week scan. Yes it is a bit early but as you say it is special circumstances.

                                    Mrs cheese needs an early scan anyway as she has had DVT in the past and it can cause issues

                                    1. Diva
                                      • 11 Years
                                      9 years, 5 months ago

                                      Well, all the best to you and her. I hope you see at least a peanut. You're in trouble if there's a whole bag of KP though! 😀

                                      1. Cheeseoid
                                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                        • 13 Years
                                        9 years, 5 months ago

                                        Very true. I don't think I could cope with that.

                                        But I am told I cannot sell any excess "nuts"

                                        Shame really it could help finance it all

                  11. Kante Me If You Can
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 5 months ago

                    How can I update my avatar?

                    1. TJ_777
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Gravatar.com

                    2. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Make an account at Gravatar.com using the email you use for this site and set a pic in there set it's rating as G

                      1. Kante Me If You Can
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 5 months ago

                        thank you mastaaa!

                        1. Cheeseoid
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 13 Years
                          9 years, 5 months ago

                          Glad to be of help

                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 5 months ago

                      Pretty accurate I would think