Fixtures
25 November 2016 727 comments
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After reviewing those sides with the most favourable upcoming schedules over the next four-to-six Gameweeks yesterday, our focus now turns to the teams who look to have the toughest fixtures over the coming period.

It’s once again players from Everton and West Ham United that raise concerns, while Man City’s premium assets may also struggle to deliver value over the next month or so.

Everton

(sot, MUN, wat, ARS, LIV, lei)

The Toffees look slightly low on confidence following the 5-0 thrashing by Chelsea and Saturday’s 1-1 draw against Swansea City, and face a hugely difficult run of fixtures over the next six Gameweeks.

Defensively, in particular, they could be set to struggle, given that they face free-scoring Liverpool, while clean sheets also appear unlikely against Arsenal and Man United.

The three away fixtures are slightly easier by comparison, but Leicester City have scored four goals in their last two home matches, while Watford have won three of their last four on home soil.

Given Everton’s defensive starters set us back at least 5.1 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), they look best avoided during this difficult part of their schedule.

It’s a similar story in attack, with chances set to be at a premium in the three home matches, given Liverpool, United and Arsenal all feature among the four sides conceding the fewest number of shots inside the box over the last four Gameweeks.

Southampton also displayed their defensive capabilities in their goalless draw against Liverpool last time out, and, although the Watford and Leicester match-ups are slightly friendlier, it’s unlikely the Toffees will be able to find too much joy in those fixtures.

Romelu Lukaku’s 34.7% ownership in FPL may begin to consider their options, then, although the Belgian has proved in the past that he can thrive against the odds and the top sides.

West Ham United

(mun, ARS, liv, BUR, HUL, swa)

The Hammers’ short-term outlook continues to look pretty bleak, with none of their assets looking likely to emerge from the next three matches with convincing returns.

As already mentioned, Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool are among the strongest defences in the Premier League, so while Slaven Bilic’s side may be able to score the odd goal, the potential appears very limited.

The fixture list does ease considerably from Gameweek 16 onwards, though, so while Dimitri Payet and Michail Antonio have limited prospects right now, they could soon be back in contention for consideration in our five-man midfields.

Those next three matches are certainly hugely testing from a defensive perspective, with Liverpool and United the top two teams for total goal attempts over the last four Gameweeks, while Arsenal have to be fancied to find the back of the net against the Hammers.

Swansea City have also scored in six of their last seven, so it’s only the home match-ups with Burnley and Hull City in the next six Gameweeks that could realistically provide defensive returns.

In truth, West Ham defenders have barely registered on our radars this season, and that should remain the case over the next few weeks.

Man City

(bur, CHE, lei, WAT, ARS, hul)

Home clashes against Chelsea and Arsenal in the next five Gameweeks raises a few alarms bells regarding City’s upcoming schedule.

Chelsea are clearly the strongest defensive unit at present following six successive clean sheets, while Arsenal have only conceded three goals in their last four matches.

Saturday’s trip to Burnley may also be tricky from an attacking point of view, given that Liverpool, Everton and Arsenal have only mustered two goals between them in matches at Turf Moor this season.

The other three fixtures (lei, WAT, hul) are more favourable, but there certainly looks to be little need to double up on the City attack through this spell. Sergio Aguero, in particular, may struggle to deliver value on his 13.2 price tag.

The City defence has been a source of much disappointment this season, both in terms of the lack of clean sheets and the amount of rotation carried out by Pep Guardiola.

With Burnley having scored five goals in their last two home matches, and given that Chelsea and Arsenal will be difficult to repel, defensive returns look likey to remain in short supply.

The trip to the King Power Stadium will also offer a stern test, so it’s likely that Fantasy managers will continue to ignore members of City’s backline.

Also be wary of…

Bournemouth
The Cherries face three of three current top four (ars, LIV, che) over the next six Gameweeks, while their other three fixtures (bur, LEI, SOT) are also far from straightforward.

While Eddie Howe’s side mustered their fourth clean sheet of the campaign at Stoke City last weekend, it’s hard to envisage shut-outs over the coming period, with the clashes at home to Leicester and Southampton appearing to offer the strongest prospects.

So although Bournemouth defenders do offer decent attacking potential, there appears to be better options available elsewhere over the next month or so.

Given that Burnley are strong defensively at Turf Moor, while Southampton also boast a solid defensive unit, it’s only the Leicester match-up that looks even the slightest bit favourable from an attacking point standpoint.

Sunderland
While the confidence levels have been boosted at the Stadium of Light following back-to-back wins, David Moyes’ side face a mixed upcoming schedule (liv, LEI, swa, CHE, WAT, mun).

Goals could be hard to come by against Liverpool, United and Chelsea, in particular, but with the other three fixtures pretty favourable, and given his current form, Jermain Defoe’s owners will no doubt be more than happy to hold firm.

Sunderland’s defenders, on the other hand, have barely featured in the thoughts of Fantasy managers this season, and while Patrick van Aanholt does offer some attacking potential, he’s unlikely to gain investment through his forthcoming run of fixtures.

Jordan Pickford’s owners will no doubt be hoping he can continue to rack up the save points, as clean sheets look likely to be in short supply over the next six Gameweeks.

West Bromwich Albion
While the prospects for the Baggies are bright in the short-term (hul, WAT), the fixture list is a lot trickier heading into the festive period, with clashes against Chelsea, United, Arsenal and Southampton all on the horizon.

But with a home encounter against Swansea City in Gameweek 16 to consider, there’s every reason to own at least one West Brom defender in the short to medium term.

Those who’ve jumped on the Matt Phillips bandwagon this week could be rewarded over the next four Gameweeks, but it’s likely you’ll want to rea-assess from Gameweek 17 given how the schedule turns.

Stoke City
It’s a similar story for the Potters, with strong short-term match-ups (wat, BUR) followed by a stiffening fixture list (ars, SOT, LEI, liv, che).

Clean sheets, in particular, appear unlikely from Gameweek 15 onwards, while Lee Grant may have also lost his starting spot to the returning Jack Butland by then, so the former’s owners should be assessing their options over the coming weeks.

Those who jumped on the Joe Allen bandwagon over the past month may also be on the lookout for alternatives, with the midfielder suspended for Sunday’s trip to Watford, and then unlikely to pick up too many points against some tough defences.

Stoke attackers appear dispensable once the Gameweek 14 home clash against Burnley is out of the way.

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  1. Taribo West on a free
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Luk elsewhere?

    1. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Nice....

  2. enrico.palazzo
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Night

  3. Tomlette Greggs
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    To transfer in:

    Sigurdsson or Mata?

    1. Karan_G14
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Siggy.

    2. Zander
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Sigurdsson

  4. kysersosa
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    I love Lamp!

    1. fedolefan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I love Desk!

      1. Mmm mmm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        I love carpet

  5. Atimis
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Last time check:
    A) Coutinho (c) is good and no need to change to Firm ?
    B) Play Pickford ahead of Grant
    C) Bench: Anichebe/Amat/Walker > good order ?

    Cheers mates !!

    1. the grinder
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      A Hazard is the one and only
      B Play Grant
      C OK

  6. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Bottom of last post:

    RMWCT

    Pickford - Jakupovic
    Alonso - Lovren - Evans - Pieters - Amat
    Hazard - Coutinho - Firmino - Sigurdsson - de Roon
    Ibrahimovic - Kane - Rondon

    £1.2m ITB, hoping to shift Rondon to Defoe/Austin after his next two fixtures.Thoughts, folks?

    1. itwaswritten
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      No Aguero? Oh wow.

  7. Cocky Spaniel Alves
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Hello all.

    Cech
    Lovren Holebas Morgan
    Sanchez Coutinho Firmino Shaqiri
    Kun Lukaku Deeney

    Pickford Pieters Amat Carrick

    2 FT 0,3 ITB

    How about Shaq and Kun out for Siggy and Kane?

    1. itwaswritten
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Shaqiri - Phillips
      Lukaku - Kane

      xox

    2. Judas
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      those transfers looks great tbf

      1. Cocky Spaniel Alves
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks. Then it would allow me to do either Lukaku > Costa or Morgan > Alonso in a week or two.

    3. Harvey Specter
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      No Chelsea players?

      1. Cocky Spaniel Alves
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        After a couple of weeks, yes.

        1. Harvey Specter
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          Oh, ok looks good.

  8. Karan_G14
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Better option?

    A) Williams (Have Austin playing against him)

    B) Amat

    C) Williams to Cedric (-4)

    Appreciate your thoughts!

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      B or C depending on how hit-friendly you are.

      I did C. Nothing wrong with B though.

      1. Karan_G14
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Well I'm quite hit friendly. You reckon Soton can keep a cleanie against Everton?

        If I don't get Cedric this week I'll probably have to do it in GW16 for free till then it will always be for a hit.

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          I did it so I could afford Lallana -> Siggy.
          I'm benching Cedric for Evans at the moment but I'm pretty sure I'm benching points.

          1. Karan_G14
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 4 months ago

            Cheers mate!
            It's now or never. Im anyways chasing and need some differentials.

    2. SuperDan
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      B

    3. Blue&White85
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      In the longer term C will be a decent option. I personally prefer to avoid hits on defence unless absolutely necessary so I'd say B.

  9. Judas
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Pep says it's not an injury...but why else would he mention it if it wouldnt have an effect on the weekend.

    He must be planning to bench Aguero and has put that out in the press so people dont think he has been dropped again

    thoughts?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Sub on 65th minute.

      Goal 66th minute.
      Goal 68th minute.
      Hattrick 69th minute.
      FFS Meltdown 70th minute.
      Ibra price drop 90th minute.

      1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Missed penalty 91st
        Missed penalty 93rd
        Red card 95th

        Ibra price rise

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          Read my mind.
          Written in the stars.

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Mind games trying to get Burnley play more attacking rather than parking the bus?

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      The illuminati are behind the Roswell incident and the moon landing .

    4. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I think he is just saying that he is a doubt due to a minor injury. I think Pep likely did not have the right words to articulate that Aguero has a "day-to-day injury." I can see Aguero starting, not starting, or starting and coming off early either due to a comfy lead or due to aggravation of his minor footie thing.

  10. Individual
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Link not working in first paragraph 🙂

    1. MartialMatas
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      LINK%20HERE

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Cheers.

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Fixed.

  11. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    When you go to the football, what do you buy at half time? Pie & Bovril etc....

    1. FCSB
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      cocaine

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Millwall fan?

    2. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Bratwurst

    3. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      ..Pie & Bovril..? What is wrong with you.

      https://youtu.be/NrDVsprWRCQ?t=27

      ^ This stuff.
      Few wolves nipples.

      1. Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Reaaally wanted to call my FPL team 'Giroudean Peoples' Front' this season, but there wasn't enough space in the field 🙁

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          Ahhhh that would have been amazing.. Almost worth lengthening the allowed characters purely for that name.

    4. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Why would you buy a pie from a football ground? Just buy a pasty on the way to the ground, put it in your pocket and save £3.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Only cost 50p when I used to buy them 😀

  12. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Kun 》》 Anichebe
    And I'm the richest man in the game..hehe 😀

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I did that last week on WC.

      Now i have

      Firmi, couti, haz, ozil, KDB

      1. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Love that mid..

      2. El-Kloppico
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Great move 😉
        Mids get 5points 4 goals 😉

  13. Totti
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    any news on aguero's injury??
    is it a minor one?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      He's "not injured".

      1. Totti
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        r u sure?
        did he travel with the team?

        1. FCSB
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          training at 4pm

        2. Z
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          They're currently training.
          And travel where? Burnley?! Ha. I expect they'll be sleeping tin their own beds tonight.

          1. Totti
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 4 months ago

            sorry i mean is he with the team now?

            1. Totti
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 4 months ago

              🙂

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Nearly in comma 🙂

  14. Sims
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Cousin lives next to the man city training ground..can watch from the roof

    Gonna get some updates from him

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Ask him to look out for a guy with a permanent limp

      1. Karan_G14
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Lol!

    2. Dokdok666
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Keep 'em coming!

  15. BananaNose Maldonado
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Heaton
    Clyne - Fuchs - Holebas
    Sanchez - Walcott - Mane - Firmino
    Aguero - Rondon - Austin

    Pickford - Gundo - Amat - Kone

    I'd planned all week to save, but with Aguero, Gundogan and Walcott, I'm worried about putting out a solid 11, so:

    A) Save
    B) Gundogan to Phillips
    C) Gundogan to Snoddy
    D) Walcott to Siggy
    E) Walcott to Mata

    (Yes, I know I'm lacking Chelsea. I've stuck it out this long. Costa, Alonso, and Hazard/Pedro will come in GW15.)

    1. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      B or D

  16. rogerbarton
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    I've just done it.

    Aguero and Pedro OUT

    Kane and Hazard IN

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      oups.. Pedro gonna get a brace then..lol

  17. Diva
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Is anyone experiencing problems with the FPL transfer page on a mobile?

    1. FCSB
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      yes

    2. FCSB
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      its crashed from the KUN OUT bandwagon

  18. Pompel
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Severely temtped to do

    Aguero + Allen -> Siggy + Costa -4 pts.

    but Costa would surely get hos yellow if I do the transfer, and Siggy Spurs away coming up next GW.....

    1. President Giggs
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I did Aguero + Allen -> Ibra + Siggy 😀

      I'm bored of Aguero, and like Ibra's chances against West Ham. I'm ~200k rank so it's the kind of decision that could either propel me towards the top 10k, or tank me to the near millions.

      1. HNI
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        You in good position..No point taking punts early...I am in similar position and confident of finishing in top 10k still...Just follow top 10k via fpldiscovery till gw 30

    2. HNI
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I find Costa not much explosive for his price tag..Surely you would want more double digit scores from 10mn player

  19. rogerbarton
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Who would you play?

    A: Snodgrass (WBA H)

    B: Capoue (STO H)?

    1. Sims
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Snod

      1. rogerbarton
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Sure? Got more faith in Watford to actually do something than Hull.

        1. Sims
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          Hull do score some goals they just defend poorly

          Also, penos

  20. Hands Guber
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Happy Friday cowboys.

    After a -20 hit last week and (C) Kane coming I'm feeling lucky. I've done Aguero (I'm ranked like 1m or something,I don't care) to Ibra for the absolute craic and I'm going to (C) the lad too.

    Tempted by a hit but I think I'm okay? What say the cowboys?

    Heaton
    Lovren//Brunt//Alonso//Holebas
    Mata//Coutinho(vc)//Hazard//Snodgrass
    Kane//Ibra(c)

    Grant//Rashford//Smith//Allen

    1. Sims
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      If u don't care u might as well take a hit

      1. Hands Guber
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        To who? Open to suggestions. I'm not sure Siggy is worth a hit if I have to bench a defender I think has a decent shot at points.

    2. HNI
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      You Around a million and not care so what is the issue? Just get in Yaya and captain him lol

  21. pettdogg
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Thinking aguero and barkley out de bruyne and vardey in thoughts?

    1. FCSB
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      vardy, noooo....... GRU?

    2. Sims
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Vardy?

      U must be having a laugh

      1. pettdogg
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Middlesborough sunderland next then next 5-6 fixtures bar city look good qualified for champs league could be time for Jamie vardey to have a party again

    3. Z
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Chat hits, get banged.

  22. notidaho
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Bottomed out on last post...

    3.7 ITB & 0 FTs - Should I take a hit or two? Don't trust Remond/Capoue for points and bench is weak if Stones/Wally doesn't play

    Heaton (Foster)
    Stones Alonso McAuley ( Smith Holebas )
    Hazard Firmino Walcott Capoue Redmond
    Kun Rondon ( Wilson )

    ta

    1. notidaho
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Or Kun

  23. sozopol
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Bench 1:
    A Antonio
    B Son
    C Capoue

    Right now I am on B due to Chelsea's form and the fact that I am a typical self-loathing Spurs fan, lol

  24. twaid
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Sterling, Coutinho, Firmino, Hazard, Capoue
    Aguero, Lukaku, Austin

    If you had just enough money would you guys do Aguero, Sterling > Kane, Sanchez for a hit? My plan is to cap Sanchez if I do.
    Or would you just swap Sterling > Siggy?

  25. teddyp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    A 4.3 def and Hazard
    Or
    Lukaku to Kane ?

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I really don't understand your question, but

      A

  26. Champ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    A la Viz,

    Recreate that big stadium feeling by turning on the lamps in your sitting room while it's still bright and amaze at the growing light as it gets dark.

  27. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Best liverpool defender to get in for the upcoming fixtures..?

    Is clyne worth the additional 0.6 ..

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Lovren

      1. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks TM..tripling up on liverpool with those juicy fixtures..

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Matip.. surely gonna nick some goals soon

  28. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Too much talks on Kun here..
    Anyone has got his number? I'll give him a call n let u know

  29. Hurricane Gilbert
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk." The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray- haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception." The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      ....I'm a monk?

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Have you heard the sound?

    2. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Its Aguero's ankle clanking around

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Or Diego Costa trying to speak english

    3. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I don't get it. What's the answer.

    4. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Burn the witch....

    5. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I am a monk..
      You can tell me, I wont tell anyone.. promise..

    6. Monklane
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      My name is Roger Monk. I am ready to receive this wisdom.

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Sorry, your name is not on the monk list 😉

    7. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      82.6479647424667 billion grass, 1357874.67887533245 zillion sand particulates!!

      No wait... "Get off my Lawn!"

      82.6479647424666 billion blades of grass??

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Correct 😉

        1. JoeJitzu +42
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          .........Knew it!

    8. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      The gorilla joke is worse.

    9. vickyz r3d d3vil$ !!!
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      That wasn't a seductive sound, it was the sound of frustration that comes from realizing you've wasted time on another one of those s*** 'jokes'.

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Hahaha

  30. Mmm mmm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Mane as captain seems to have been overlooked. Thoughts on why you wouldn't give him the armband?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      He's my captain, has been all week.

      1. Mmm mmm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Ditto. I find it strange cout and firm are in the news ahead of him

    2. pettdogg
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Could be good shout in my opinion

    3. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      He's a good option. Firmino and Countinho might be better though

    4. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Klopp forgot to mentioned, he heard a crank in his ankle.. but not injured.. 😉

      1. Mmm mmm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Huh?