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26 August 2017 3035 comments
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Gameweek 3 gets underway at the Vitality Stadium as Bournemouth entertain Manchester City in the 12.30pm kick-off.

The visitors have made a somewhat underwhelming start to the new season, netting just three times in the first couple of matches.

As a result, Pep Guardiola has made a number of alterations, with the decision to drop Sergio Aguero to the bench a major surprise.

With the battle for our three-man frontlines intensifying, the Argentine’s absence could trigger big sales over the upcoming international break.

Team-mates Gabriel Jesus and Kevin De Bruyne were sold by 218,000 and 117,00 FPL managers respectively last week after serving up back-to-back blanks. But a return to a lone striker system now looks set to force a reassessment of City’s attack.

For the Cherries, Eddie Howe unleashes Josh King alongside Jermain Defoe for the first time as they go in search of their first league goal of the season.

The hosts’ Ryan Fraser also drops out as Howe opts for a wing-back system, with Charlie Daniels and Adam Smith on the flanks.

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  1. FALCAO & MOU
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    KdB loves deep fried.

  2. fedolefan
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Can someone hot topic all these KDB deep jokes?

    1. Oven Glover
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Can't beat Optimus. Hulk his.

      1. fedolefan
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Yeah, upvoted that.

    2. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Deep vote.

  3. Bubz
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    If KDB goes any deeper his owners will end up pregnant

    1. The Polymath
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Ha ha 🙂

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Nah I usually associate deep with anal...

  4. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Kevin deep Bruyne

    1. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      I was just about to type this.

    2. fedolefan
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Was done a while ago.

  5. HALFSPACE
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Love how Pep has got a lot of you on strings

  6. DR0GBA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Kevin de Bruyne....

    more like Kevin deep Bruyne

    1. FlockofSeagulls
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      No.

  7. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    KDB's favourite subject in school?

    Philosophy.

    1. faver
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      That's deep.

  8. Forza Papac
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    KDMB

  9. DF
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    I've now got my new telly and beIN subscription. Half time was a bit traumatic. The HD is so effective that Andy Gray's mouth has taken on the look of a cat's anus. I think KdB is lurking in one of the wrinkles. Deep man.

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      How do you get a Bein subscription?

      1. DF
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        I moved from Burma to Sudan. I expect there's an easier way.

        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

  10. Podge
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    De Bruyne got behind the back 4 there 🙂 well done

  11. Richd
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    KDB deeper than Ron Jeremy

  12. Point-one short
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Go on charlie, get another.

  13. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Sterling. 😆

  14. DR0GBA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    The one time KDB is the furthest up the pitch, Sterling runs the ball out of play

  15. Bubz
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    KDB actually slammed on the breaks there when he got to the edge of the box

  16. Les Bleus
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Pass the damn ball Sterling! The one time KDB runs forward.

  17. El-Kloppico
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    F*** Sterling.. for once KdB was in the box..

  18. Mickey Tyrion™
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Boys.. I think I'm having a nightmare. After a top 14K and 8K finish the past two seasons, I've not only got off to a bad start per usual but I've wildcarded, got in price risers over the week to placehold - and alarm did not go off this morning to make actual adjustments to my team before deadline... What do I do with this lot? The structure is terrible.

    Foster - Elliot
    Alonso - Bailly - Hegazi - Maguire - Zanka
    Mane - Silva - Mkhi - Erikson - Mooy
    Lukaku - Chicharito - Quaner4.5

    1. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Not as bad as it looks.

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Price risers? where's Pogba?

    3. Podge
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Play 3-5-2 or 4-4-2 defs doing well so far

  19. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Sterling is a complete waste of good fresh air

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      but the way he runs..
      sooo funny 🙂

  20. RÏɠBY
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    is Kompany just having a bad game or has he lost it?

  21. Ode
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    KdB made a run towards the box!!!

    Season keeper

    1. Qubit
      • 17 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      which box?

  22. AC Tomasso
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Sterling trolling KDB, KDB trolling us, trollception.

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      That's deep

  23. Beatle
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Sterling playing terrible

  24. Make United Great Again
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    RIP KDB. You're deep in our thoughts.

  25. Sebbo29
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Sterling sold KDB for a hit before this GW

  26. FISKIMUS
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    49-1

    1. Baby Face Nelson
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Answer is 48

      1. FISKIMUS
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Correct, you've won tickets for Mayweather Mcgregor.... in which Connor is going to pull off the biggest upset in sporting history.....maybe.... all aboard the Connor train ....choo choo !

  27. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    The one run KDB has made haha

  28. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    Well done Sterling!

  29. wowBOBwow
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    KDB playing as a false 4

    1. Respect My Authoritah
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Haha nice

  30. Valar(Keith)
    • 17 Years
    9 years, 22 days ago

    You just know Kdb is going to score now.. Need him, Ritchie, Atsu, Willian, firmino, and double soton defense to stay quiet to justify my WC. Started well so far 🙂