Transfers
31 August 2017 3063 comments
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We roll out our summary of the deadline day events so far, keeping you informed of the breaking transfer news over the next – possibly frantic – few hours.

We will ensure that this article is kept “live†over the remaining hours, adding the latest deals and our opinions as they are confirmed.

These will then elaborated on via a batch of Scout Reports and/or Moving Targets over the next few days.

Mamadou Sakho to Crystal Palace – deal confirmed 2.00am
The statistics show just what an impact the Frenchman had on loan at Selhurst Park last season – four of Palace’s seven clean sheets in 2016/17 came in the eight matches that Sakho started.

That was, admittedly, with Sam Allardyce at the helm and the Eagles defence have done little to convince us they are worth the investment under new manager Frank de Boer.

Priced at just 4.9 in FPL, Sakho looks set to cement a starting role in the heart of defence, regardless of whether the Dutchman opts for three our four at the back.

With both Manchester clubs and Chelsea to come in the next five, the Eagles’ defence remains one to avoid for now.

Danny Drinkwater to Chelsea – deal confirmed 1.30am
Chelsea have finally confirmed the deal for Leicester City’s title-winning midfielder, re-uniting him with former team-mate N’Golo Kante at Stamford Bridge.

Drinkwater is yet to appear this season, having sat out the first three matches for the Foxes with a thigh problem.

Priced at 4.9, he could present a fifth midfielder option although his starting role under Antonio Conte will be in question.

He arrives to compete with the likes of Tiémoué Bakayoko and Cesc Fabregas for starts in the Chelsea double pivot. As a result, Drinkwater’s opportunities – certainly in the Premier League – look set to be limited.

Wilfried Bony to Swansea – deal confirmed 11.30pm
The Ivorian returns to the Liberty Stadium after failing to convince at Man City or on loan to Stoke last season.

Yet Bony’s previous record for Swansea – 25 goals and seven assists in 54 league appearances – serves a reminder of his abilities if handed regular pitch time.

With last season’s two main men – Gylfi Sigurdsson and Fernando Llorente – now plying their trade elsewhere, the upcoming schedule could see a new Swansea hero emerge.

Paul Clement has recently operated with a two-man frontline but the Ivorian’s lack of match sharpness, allied with a goal apiece for Tammy Abraham and Jordan Ayew away at Palace, indicates that he’ll be on the bench for now.

A cost of around 6.5 looks likely but it’s the 5.5-priced Abraham who piques our interest ahead of eight excellent home matches (NEW WAT HUD LEI BRI BOU WBA CPL) from now until Gameweek 19.

Davide Zappacosta to Chelsea – deal confirmed 11.25pm
Chelsea pushed a deal for the Torino full-back over the line at the death.

The 25-year-old is said to have signed a four-year contract for a sum believed to be in the region of £23 million.

A forward-thinking defender renowned for his crossing ability, Zappacosta has four international caps for Italy and made 29 Serie A appearances last season, providing five assists and a goal.

As a right-back by trade, the Italian will challenge Victor Moses for his starting berth, which, in turn, could see Moses provide an option on the left to back-up Marcos Alonso.

Fernando Llorente to Tottenham Hotspur – deal confirmed 11.15pm
A nailed-on starter when fit at Swansea City, the Spaniard’s move to north London seems set to deprive us of a very viable mid-price pick up front.

Llorente thrived in his debut season for the Welsh side, netting 15 times and playing a part in 51.4% of their goals when on the pitch. Indeed, he was the top value FPL forward in terms of points per million in 2016/17.

But with Mauricio Pochettino a firm advocate of lone striker systems, Llorente seems no more than either a Plan B off the bench or a fresh pair of legs late on to give Harry Kane a breather.

Nikola Vlasic to Everton – deal confirmed 8.10pm
The 19-year-old arrives from Hajduk Split on the back of three goals and an assist in his first six matches of the new season.

Eight goals in the previous three campaigns suggests he’s still got plenty of improving to do, though. The youngster is versatile enough to play on the flanks, in a central support role or even as a lone striker, though at five foot ten, he’s no target man.

Likely to come in around 6.5 and listed as a midfielder in FPL, Vlasic may well be eased into contention by Ronald Koeman, with appearances off the bench perhaps the likeliest start to life in the top-flight.

The fixtures turn in the Toffees’ favour from Gameweek 6, with Gylfi Sigurdsson and Wayne Rooney on the radar from that point.

Molla Wague to Watford – deal confirmed 7.30pm
The centre-half is hoping for a happier return to the Premier League after a disastrous loan spell at Leicester. Handed his Foxes debut in the FA Cup, Wague sustained a shoulder injury that ruled him out for the rest of the season.

He’ll now join a host of centre-halves, included Younes Kaboul (currently injured), Miguel Britos (currently suspended), Sebastian Prodl, Christian Kabasele and Craig Cathcart in battling for the two centre-half roles in Marco Silva’s four-man defence. A price of 4.5 looks likely.

Ezequiel Schelotto to Brighton – deal confirmed 7.30pm
An attack-minded right-back, the former Sporting Lisbon man looks set to rival veteran Bruno for a role in Chris Hughton’s plans. Schelotto served up a decent five assists in the Portuguese top-flight last term and, at 28, boasts top-level experience in the Champions League.

A price of 4.5 is on the cards, matching the rest of the Seagulls’ defensive regulars. Yet it’s Lewis Dunk’s five efforts on goal that has caught our attention ahead of five favourable home matches (WBA NEW SOT STK CRY) between now and Gameweek 14.

Marvin Zeegelaar to Watford – deal confirmed 6.10pm
Beaten to the signature of Kieran Gibbs by West Brom, Marco Silva added to his options at left-back with the purchase of Zeegelaar from Sporting Lisbon.

Having tried to sign the Dutchman while in charge of Hull last term, the Hornets’ manager is clearly a fan and Zeegelaar could now push the hot-headed Jose Holebas for a role in the back-four.

Booked 14 times last term, the Greek has already served a one-match ban after a Carabao Cup dismissal, with his discipline remaining a major issue.

If the new signing comes in at 4.5 to Holebas’ 5.0, tallies of four goals and eight assists in the last three seasons shows he could offer decent value, with the Hornets looking a little more resilient under their new manager.

Nahki Wells to Burnley – deal confirmed 2.45pm
Having sold Andre Gray to Watford, Clarets’ boss Sean Dyche bolstered his options up front by acquiring the Bermuda international from Huddersfield Town.

The Clarets have mainly operated with a 4-5-1 set-up but Wells’ pace could see them revert to 4-4-2, particularly in home matches.

Wells is currently recovering from an ankle injury, though, with the new boy expected to be available “in a few weeksâ€.

With fellow summer signing Chris Wood now challenging Sam Vokes for the target man role, Robbie Brady is the best bet for those looking to invest ahead of a run of seven strong home fixtures (CRY HUD WHU NEW SWA WAT STK) in their next eight at Turf Moor.

Renato Sanches to Swansea – deal confirmed 2pm
The Welsh outfit’s manager Paul Clement has previously worked with the box-to-box midfielder during his six-month spell as Bayern’s assistant manager last year.

Named best young player at Euro 2016, Sanches struggled in his maiden season at the Allianz and started just six league matches, with a further 11 outings off the bench.

While regular minutes now look likely, he’s hardly renowned for his attacking output, supplying two goals and an assist in his final season at Benfica prior to the Bayern switch.

Still only 20, though, Sanches has the chance to improve at the Liberty and his arrival hands the Swans a real confidence boost ahead of some very strong fixtures.

He comes in at 5.0 in FPL but, for now, set-piece taker Tom Carroll remains their best value midfielder at 4.5.

Orestis Karnezis to Watford – deal confirmed 2pm
The 32-year-old arrives on loan from Italian side Udinese.

Karnezis started 33 Serie A matches last season, which suggests that he’s been brought to provide strong competition to current number one Heurelho Gomes.

Watford have chalked up back-to-back clean sheet under Marco Silva but considering that only Gomes and Miguel Britos – who is now suspended for three – started each of the first three Gameweeks, the new manager’s preferred regulars are still unclear.

Serge Aurier to Tottenham Hotspur – deal confirmed 12.30pm
A switch to London affords the Ivorian the chance to reignite his career after struggling to cement a regular role at Paris Saint Germain, with just 53 starts over the course of the previous three league seasons.

Despite that relatively limited pitch time in the French capital, Aurier’s total of 16 assists over the last four Ligue 1 campaigns was more than any defender.

He now looks set to challenge Kieran Trippier for the right-back or right wing-back berth under Mauricio Pochettino.

Looking at the underlying numbers, he trailed Trippier for minutes per key pass (to 43.5) and success rate (12.8% to 24.1%) last season, yet the latter started just six times last season and was deemed no more than back-up for Kyle Walker.

A price of 6.0 is more expensive than Trippier’s 5.4 but with Danny Rose still injured, our money’s on Ben Davies (5.6) as the most profitable Spurs defensive option until the new boy settles and we get a clearer idea on Pochettino’s rotation.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to Liverpool – deal confirmed 12pm
Just as he finally established himself as a regular for Arsenal, the England international has departed Liverpool to feature under Jurgen Klopp.

His versatility affords the Reds’ manager options in central midfield and on the flanks, which arguably increases the likelihood of rotation should they progress through the Champions League.

With Sadio Mane and Mo Salah in pole position for the wide roles in a 4-3-3, Oxlade-Chamberlain’s best bet maybe to secure a spot in the centre of the park.

Bearing in mind that Georginio Wijnaldum and Adam Lallana served up 149 and 139 points respectively from these positions last season, the new arrival – at just 6.0 in FPL – is certainly worth monitoring.

For now, though Mane, Salah and Roberto Firmino remain the favoured Reds’ picks.

From an Arsenal point of view, his departure could now see Sead Kolasinac handed the left wing-back berth. The Bosnian dropped to the bench in last week’s 4-0 mauling at Anfield but could now profit from three home matches (BOU WBA BRI) in four. The Gunners are, however, likely to be low on confidence following events at Anfield and – to this point – the inactivity in the transfer market.

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  1. Dr. DOOM
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Would you WC this team?

    Foster
    Daniels-Kola-Stephens
    Ramsey-Willian-Ritchie-Erik
    Kane-Luka-Chica

    Elliot Suttner Carroll Long
    2itb 1FT

    1. Yozzer
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      No way. Stay strong. Thank me later 😉

    2. SADIO SANÉ
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      nope

    3. Red Dagger ✪
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Nope

    4. Speédy
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Needs a United mid and Pool cover. That can be done with a couple of hits,don't WC.

    5. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Definitely not. I'd use that 2 to upgrade Chica to Firm though

      1. Yozzer
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Not sure about this week.bobby always been poor when he comes back from internationals. I had him a lot last season and he always looked slow. City conceded most shots too

        1. Yozzer
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          I'm thinking about it though but may hold Gabbi another week because of this

        2. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Surely most = good for Bobby?

          1. Yozzer
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Lol sorry. Least shots. Apologies

            1. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              No worries, as soon as I replied I read between the lines 🙂

    6. Dr. DOOM
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Cheers all

  2. Red Dagger ✪
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Do you think Arsenal keeping Sanchez given how badly he wants out will actually hurt them more this season..?

    1. Dr. DOOM
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I think Sanchez will play as he always has been.

    2. Respect My Authoritah
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Probably not. I'd expect him to play as normal tbh

    3. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      not sure it's in him to be honest. we've been here before with arsenal. they're written off every year and yet they're always there or thereabouts. is this the year it all falls apart? another 10 years like this and arsene will sure be shown the door

    4. Speédy
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Sanchez will put in his 100%,whether he gets good support or not is the question.

    5. Cok3y5murf
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I don't think so.

      The man loves to play and he has the World Cup next year, so he has to put in good performances.

      1. SADIO SANÉ
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Chile going to drop him if he doesn't play well for Arsenal?

    6. Ghost Ship
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      he'll give his all while punching the turf and berating his team mates. Ultimately will continue being a disruptive influence in the dressing room as they all know he thinks they are beneath him. not good.

  3. Scotty B
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Salah or Mane?

    1. Yozzer
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Mane if you can spare the .6

      Salah good if not

    2. Dr. DOOM
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Salah

    3. noquarternt
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Case for both

    4. Botman and Robben
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Mane

    5. Speédy
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Salah

  4. Lewis Irwin
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone's opinions on this team would be appreciated.

    Foster (Elliott)

    Hegazi, daniels, cedric (schindler, Mbemba)

    mane, alli, MKHI richarlinson (davis)

    Lukaku, Morata, Firmino

    1. FortunesAlwaysHiding
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Decent

  5. FortunesAlwaysHiding
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Everton not looking for a striker? Thought Koeman said they needed one...

    1. Respect My Authoritah
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

    2. Respect My Authoritah
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Just signed one

  6. seanc96
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    (Sky)
    CDM 1: Easy fixtures
    CDM 2: Hard fixtures

    Who earns more points? And by how much?

    1. Up the tics
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      eh

    2. seanysheep
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Dafuq?

    3. seanc96
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Cdms earn mostly through tackes and passes.

      Harder fixtures = more tackles?

      Easier fixtures = more passes?

  7. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone updates on the Scottish Transfer window?

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      The what window?

  8. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Aaron Ramsey‏Verified account
    @aaronramsey
    Let's all calm down, 'Shaaambles' was a nickname used as a joke for the ox sometimes around the training ground. #personaljoke

    1. noquarternt
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Should've foreseen how it would be interpreted.

    2. FC Lackless [BALEGIUM]
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      double entendre ?

  9. @fpl_phenom
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Is Renato Sanchez not unbelievable value at £5.0M???

    Thoughts on Aurier @£6.0M? Not worth it?

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      No & No

      1. noquarternt
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        This

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Yes. He is not unbelievable value

    3. Dr Van Nostrand
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Aurier if he becomes 1st choice

    4. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      He is overpriced at 5.0m

  10. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Ronaldo scores penalty. 2-0

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks Jonty

  11. Pirlø's Pen
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Early prediction for the next IB wilfcards:

    Hazard will be in most teams.

  12. Jelder
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Foster
    Trippier Jones Cedric
    Salah Miki Eriksen Mooy
    Kane Kaku Chicarito

    Elliot Hegazi Mbemba Carrol

    What to change?

  13. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    This Dutch team makes Arsenal look good.

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I thought it was Blackpool

      1. La Roja
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Orangepool*

  14. Yozzer
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Hazard starting tonight is annoying as a Willian owner

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I need to figure out how to get rid if Willian but think he will be okay for a few games yet

      1. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Here's hoping - need to scrape another 0.5 together to get Mkhi in for him (then me Def will be all 4.5s haha)

      2. Yozzer
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Hope so. On the plus side he has been Chelsea best player

  15. CarsonYeung
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    I think this article is doing a bit of a disservice to Serge Aurier. He was always acknowledged as 1st choice right back, granted his pitch time was limited due to his various disciplinary issues/disputes with the club.

    He's a top player in my opinion, great business by Spurs getting him as a Walker replacement and pocketing £27m.

    1. noquarternt
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Can't see him playing much for them if he's doing porridge every few weeks.

      1. CarsonYeung
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Trippier will be benched within a week if Poch has any sense about him

    2. Dr Van Nostrand
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Deffo if he stays in line. More excellent business by Spurs.

  16. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Belgium 4 Gibraltar 0 after 31 minutes.

    Lukaku with a goal

    Not sure if KDB has any assists.

    1. Tshelby
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Nope Mertens and Meunier did I think

      KDB was the assister of the assists

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers, must be saving them for Liverpool.

        1. Tshelby
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          He does look dangerous. He probably will score

        2. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          KdB to Liverpool confirmed?!?

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        So more of an assissister

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      We need facts. Not speculation.

    3. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      good for Daily 11 picks

    4. KGFC
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      No assists from KDB so far:

      1 own goal
      1 assist by Thomas Meunier
      2 assists by Dries Mertens

      1. KGFC
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Its 5-0 to Belgium now.

        Goal: Kaku, assist: Meunier

  17. Twisted Saltergater
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Brought in Alexis a tad early last week. Tbh, I expected the Liverpool - Arsenal game to have 4 goals shared.

    Am thinking of doing Sanchez(c) vs Bournemouth then sell for Alli vs Swansea if Arsenal don't look like improving?

    1. noquarternt
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      In for a penny...

    2. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Sounds fair enough

    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Cheers lads... Arsenal look like a disaster zone at the minute.

      1. Konstaapeli
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        We're a right mess, alright

  18. KGFC
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Everton complete a £10m deal to sign Hajduk Split's teenage forward Nikola Vlasic >>BBC

  19. Captain Roberto
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    There's a very average No.8 playing for France on the tele now.
    Quick someone buy him for £65m!

    1. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      He really looks overrated based on what I have seen so far

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Hopefully he reads these assessments at half time and loses enough self-esteem to say yes to Arsenal. ğŸ˜

        1. Captain Roberto
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          He crossed the ball.

          His price is now £110m

  20. Dr. DOOM
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Did not see Brady play. Is he a better option than the likes of Richarlison and Mooy?

    1. Galza
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I've got him and he's going nowhere...

  21. BearScout
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    What happens when you already have 3 players from a single team and 1 one of your other fpl players gets transferred to the team you already have 3 players from?

    1. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      You're blocked from doing any transfers without removing one of them.

    2. MTPockets
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Your next transfer has to involve selling one of them.

      • Respect My Authoritah
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Anarchy

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Faroe Islands score

      Portugal 2-1

    4. Tshelby
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Lukaku goal, number 2 of this night

      1. Tshelby
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Offside but it did count

      2. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        As long as he can play Gibraltar every week that's fine

    5. FPL_Hazards
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I genuinely let myself believe we were a VVD signing away from winning the league. Ah well its up to you now Mr Lovren!

      1. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Next year 😉

      2. Respect My Authoritah
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Next year is your year

    6. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Garbageraltar

      Big rom easy brace

    7. thepeen555
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Bits of a pants final day if u ask me

      1. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Okay - what do you think of this final day?

        1. thepeen555
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Pretty good lol, u?

          1. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Bit pants to be honest 😉

    8. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Ugh. My wife has gone to Tenerife for her best friends wedding and the grooms Grandma dies hours before. What the hell do you do in that situation? The bride is from and lives in England.

      1. CloudSky
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Why werent you invited?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Not that that's the point but I was but simply couldn't get the time off work.

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Too busy stewarding a plump little Lithuanian round the Hogs Back. 😉

            1. Rupert The Horse
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Indeed sir.
              But what timing. Unbelievable!

              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Indeed. Horrible.

                1. Rupert The Horse
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Plus I'm quite disappointed by the upvotes below. Saddened by this community today.

                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    Aye. They've all been driven mad.

      2. How Mina You
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Really sorry to hear about that. Feel terrible for the married couple ğŸ™

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Thanks. A normal, considerate comment.

      3. La Roja
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Attend to funeral

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Yes but when do they do it. Imagine the emotions at the wedding.

      4. Twisted Saltergater
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Was the grandma out on the grooms' stag night?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Is that supposed to make me feel better? Really twisted comment.

          1. Twisted Saltergater
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Sorry Rupert, I took a stab in the dark that you're not that close to the couple as only your wife went and not you. No offence intended.

            Personally, I'm not sure how you can go ahead and get married in that situation. I know it's a massive expense and all, but it's meant to be a celebration.

            1. Rupert The Horse
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Apology accepted and I just realise I made an unintended pun. Whoops.

              1. Twisted Saltergater
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                twisted by name, twisted by nature 🙂

      5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        I am afraid that this is the price that can be paid for silly locations.

        Weddings are, or should be, a local event.

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Come on Doosra. He is from Tenerife as is entire family.

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Ah. All becomes clear. What a nightmare.

            Also, is it not the bride's parents who are supposed to run the wedding?

            1. Rupert The Horse
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Traditionally yes but she has a very small family and his attendance is near 100.

              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Crikey. Right-ho - I stand corrected.

                1. Rupert The Horse
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Anyway.

      6. Business Cat
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Bury the grandma, then make a cardboard cut-out of her to attend the wedding...Armageddon style 🙂

        Pretty bad luck though ğŸ™

      7. noquarternt
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        It's a shame and terrible...but old people do die I'm afraid. If he's getting married and she's his Grandma, gotta assume she's really old.

        It's sad and hard, but she'd probably want to be remembered in a positive way.

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Just 63

    9. Scotty B
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      How does the below WC team look? 0.2 ITB

      Foster
      Cedric Naughton Bailly Alonso
      Salah Pogba Eriksen
      Lacazette Morata Firmino

      Elliot Carroll RLC Mbemba

      1. Aasen
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        No Kane, No Lukaku is a big risk IMO

      2. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Think Alonso and Bailly = too expensive defence.

        But then I only have 4 4.5s and Stephens so hey

      3. bros
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Pretty good team

    10. Boom Xhaka-Laca
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Probably not going to go with this, but thoughts on this heavy/punty midfield WC?

      Elliot (Woodman)
      Davies Jones Cedric Mee (Wimmer)
      Sanchez Hazard Erik Pog Mooy
      Kaku (Tammy Quaner)

    11. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Is this Mounier, Mertens, Lukaku vs Gibraltar?

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Red card might help.

        1. Konig Luther
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          they don't need more players anyway.