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After Bournemouth edged past Brighton at the Vitality last night, Gameweek 5 continues with seven Saturday fixtures to entertain us.

To get us underway, Crystal Palace take on Southampton at 12.30pm in Roy Hodgson’s first match at the helm.

With no goals and no clean sheets in their four fixtures under Frank de Boer, the only way is up for the Eagles.

And with clashes against both Manchester clubs and Chelsea in the subsequent three Gameweeks, they desperately need a result.

Encouragingly for Palace, Southampton conceded more headed attempts than any other side in the opening four Gameweeks.

This could potentially be the perfect time for Christian Benteke to break his scoring duck for the season – indeed, over 46,000 FPL managers have captained the Belgian, who netted twice against the Saints in the corresponding match last term.

Ruben Loftus-Cheek owners can breathe a sigh of relief as the on-loan midfielder recovers from injury to be handed a first start since Gameweek 2.

After failing to score in three of their first four matches under Mauricio Pellegrino, our faith in the visitors is starting to wane.

Manolo Gabbiadini owners will now surely be looking for an exit route as he drops to the bench ahead of next week’s clash with Man United, with Shane Long handed a first start of the season.

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  1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What about a new team captain chip. Where your whole team scores captain points in 1 week lol

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Haha monster points, could wipe out three gameweeks worth of points

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Would just make the whole season revolve around the DGW though

      2. AndyCook
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Surely it would be just under two gameweeks worth of points.. it's slightly less than double points!

    2. FPLHaggis
      9 years, 1 month ago

      RLC chip.

      Everyone in your team becomes Ruben Loftus Cheek for one gameweek only.

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Haha now THAT would be a chip worth having

      2. Limbo
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Ruben Loftus Chip

        1. some witty pun
          9 years, 1 month ago

          underrated comment

  2. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Oh Bless Woy

  3. Dr. DOOM
    9 years, 1 month ago

    1 year of FPL bad luck if no mention of RLC in your comment.

    1. some witty pun
      9 years, 1 month ago

      i wouldnt want that

      /RLC

    2. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      9 years, 1 month ago

      RLC = Rotten Luck CHarm

      1. Mark-O
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Really Lousy Charm

  4. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RLC FPL Legend

  5. GE
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Worried..player Daniels instead of RLC..

  6. Pierce34
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Come on Benteke, get me that fourth YC in a row.

  7. FPL Pillars
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Any updates for me on RLC? It's quiet on here about him.

    1. Limbo
      9 years, 1 month ago

      RLC isn't doing much. much like RLC normally does when he's being RLC.

    2. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      9 years, 1 month ago

      No updates sorry 🙁

    3. Dr. DOOM
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Who dat

    4. evilfish
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Reuben Loves Cock

      1. FPL Pillars
        9 years, 1 month ago

        :O

  8. Guy Demel
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Townsend switched to the right to ruin the attack on that side instead.

  9. FPL Maldini
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Is Firmino likely to start today?

    1. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      9 years, 1 month ago

      On Bench
      RLC To lead the line

    2. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Very

  10. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RLC Looking any good? About to remove him for a hit!

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      9 years, 1 month ago

      RLC!!

    2. Iceball
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Very lively, their best player yet

    3. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Romelu Lukaku Captain for sure

  11. FlockofSeagulls
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Woy will play for the draw here.

    Did at Fulham, Liverpool and England.

  12. some witty pun
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What does RLC stand for?

    1. Limbo
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Robust Locust Choker

    2. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Resistance
      Inductance
      Capacitance
      Did u never learn physics?

      1. evilfish
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Linductive?

    3. NissA
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Rimothy Losu Censah

      1. FPLHaggis
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Lol

      2. Business Cat
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Ralex Loxlade Chamberlain

        ...or how Scooby Doo pronounces the Ox's name. 🙂

    4. FPL Pillars
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Radioactive Lobster Cobra

    5. evilfish
      9 years, 1 month ago

      recluse lobster charmer

    6. Leeroy Jenkyns
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Really Lovely Cupboard

    7. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Really long... clock

    8. BIind Moth
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Really Long Cock

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Ah come on now, no need for that

    9. FPLHaggis
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Really Lucky Captainchoice

    10. HurriKane
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Ridiculously Large C**K

    11. Mark-O
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Romelu Lukaku Captain

      1. FPL Maldini
        9 years, 1 month ago

        You are obssessed with him haha

    12. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Raisin and lamb casserole

    13. Limbo
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Robotic Lobbed Cobbler

    14. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Robotic Lemur Corporation

    15. Yellin' in my Ear
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Respect, Love, and Charm

    16. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Replacement Lemur Coordinator

    17. Tampan Sakti
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Right Left Center

    18. badgerboy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Residual Love Cakes

  13. HurriKane
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RLC for President

  14. diesel001
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Lemina the best player on the pitch IMO

    1. CloudSky
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Funny way to spell RLC.

  15. Business Cat
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RLC Really Likes Cats

    1. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Of the wet kind

  16. Kloppen Schloppen
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Is Bertrand even playing?

    ...RLC

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      9 years, 1 month ago

      RLC is playing every position simultaneously

    2. Rostah
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Hoedt benched him on his FPL team this week so he's crossing it to the their side of the pitch every time it's getting near Bertrand

  17. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RLC RLC'ing all over the RLC

  18. DAZZ
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Get PVA on Woy you old goat

    1. some witty pun
      9 years, 1 month ago

      PVA RLC PVA RLC

    2. diesel001
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Puncheon off. PVA on IMO.

    3. Steinburg FC
      9 years, 1 month ago

      PVA needs to repay that -0.2tv before he becomes kola

  19. FlockofSeagulls
    9 years, 1 month ago

    The game I'm watching has Spanish commentary, and I must say it's making me moist.

  20. SpagBol
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Use my wildcard and trade out Yoshida and Forster from Southampton...

    Nek minute they are both gonna get a clean sheet... SICK

    Can't take a bloody trick this season!

    1. Limbo
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Spag Bog or Spag Bol?

      Big bone of contention in our house.

  21. FPL Maldini
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Mark already looking like he could have made a shrewed move getting RLC as his 4th mid to be fair.

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Might wanna check the Palace fixtures after this

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      how many goals has he scored today then?
      or is he all about the assists?
      or cleanies?

      or is this instead of the "fave article" comment as there's no Preamble?

  22. Dr. DOOM
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Baps update.

    3. RLC (26)
    2. RLC (10)
    1. RLC (09)

    100% official.

    1. CloudSky
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nice, tripled up on RLC myself.

      1. Dr. DOOM
        9 years, 1 month ago

        The T in RLC stands for triple captain.
        Knowledge is power.

    2. TooDifficuIt
      9 years, 1 month ago

      hold RLC

  23. Weeb Kakashi
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Really unlucky Tadic owners

    1. Pariße
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I thought this was one of the RLC posts.

  24. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    9 years, 1 month ago

    This deserves to be a post not a comment :
    RLC chip.

    Everyone in your team becomes Ruben Loftus Cheek for one gameweek only.

    1. Kloppen Schloppen
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Played the RLC CHIP. Got -50

    2. FlockofSeagulls
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Na, comment was fine.

  25. JONALDINHO
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ricky's Lovely Cockatoos

    1. JONALDINHO
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Cost only 4.5 million

  26. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Captain Poll gw 5
    1)RLC 100%
    2)Kane 0

  27. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RLC hot topic link?

  28. Pariße
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ever got punched so hard, but not that hard, you had to sit down and hold your face?

    1. Sims
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yes

      1. Optimus.
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I'm not surprised 😉

        1. Sims
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Not my fault he couldn't understand what I was saying to him

      2. Pariße
        9 years, 1 month ago

        ...and at the same time look at the ref and back to holding your face like it's going to make anything better after the ref didn't react to your act? 🙂

    2. Limbo
      9 years, 1 month ago

      RLC punch eon?

  29. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Woy should bring Benteke on at half time.
    and has Puncheon effed off for a shit or something?

  30. Make United Great Again
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I love you RLC. I wanna run to you.