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After Bournemouth edged past Brighton at the Vitality last night, Gameweek 5 continues with seven Saturday fixtures to entertain us.

To get us underway, Crystal Palace take on Southampton at 12.30pm in Roy Hodgson’s first match at the helm.

With no goals and no clean sheets in their four fixtures under Frank de Boer, the only way is up for the Eagles.

And with clashes against both Manchester clubs and Chelsea in the subsequent three Gameweeks, they desperately need a result.

Encouragingly for Palace, Southampton conceded more headed attempts than any other side in the opening four Gameweeks.

This could potentially be the perfect time for Christian Benteke to break his scoring duck for the season – indeed, over 46,000 FPL managers have captained the Belgian, who netted twice against the Saints in the corresponding match last term.

Ruben Loftus-Cheek owners can breathe a sigh of relief as the on-loan midfielder recovers from injury to be handed a first start since Gameweek 2.

After failing to score in three of their first four matches under Mauricio Pellegrino, our faith in the visitors is starting to wane.

Manolo Gabbiadini owners will now surely be looking for an exit route as he drops to the bench ahead of next week’s clash with Man United, with Shane Long handed a first start of the season.

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  1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    What about a new team captain chip. Where your whole team scores captain points in 1 week lol

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Haha monster points, could wipe out three gameweeks worth of points

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Would just make the whole season revolve around the DGW though

      2. AndyCook
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Surely it would be just under two gameweeks worth of points.. it's slightly less than double points!

    2. FPLHaggis
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      RLC chip.

      Everyone in your team becomes Ruben Loftus Cheek for one gameweek only.

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Haha now THAT would be a chip worth having

      2. Limbo
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Ruben Loftus Chip

        1. some witty pun
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          underrated comment

  2. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Oh Bless Woy

  3. Dr. DOOM
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    1 year of FPL bad luck if no mention of RLC in your comment.

    1. some witty pun
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      i wouldnt want that

      /RLC

    2. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      RLC = Rotten Luck CHarm

      1. Mark-O
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Really Lousy Charm

  4. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    RLC FPL Legend

  5. GE
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Worried..player Daniels instead of RLC..

  6. Pierce34
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Come on Benteke, get me that fourth YC in a row.

  7. FPL Pillars
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Any updates for me on RLC? It's quiet on here about him.

    1. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      RLC isn't doing much. much like RLC normally does when he's being RLC.

    2. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      No updates sorry 🙁

    3. Dr. DOOM
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Who dat

    4. evilfish
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Reuben Loves Cock

      1. FPL Pillars
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        :O

  8. Guy Demel
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Townsend switched to the right to ruin the attack on that side instead.

  9. FPL Maldini
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Is Firmino likely to start today?

    1. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      On Bench
      RLC To lead the line

    2. Podge
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Very

  10. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    RLC Looking any good? About to remove him for a hit!

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      8 years, 10 months ago

      RLC!!

    2. Iceball
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Very lively, their best player yet

    3. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Romelu Lukaku Captain for sure

  11. FlockofSeagulls
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Woy will play for the draw here.

    Did at Fulham, Liverpool and England.

  12. some witty pun
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    What does RLC stand for?

    1. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Robust Locust Choker

    2. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Resistance
      Inductance
      Capacitance
      Did u never learn physics?

      1. evilfish
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Linductive?

    3. NissA
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Rimothy Losu Censah

      1. FPLHaggis
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Lol

      2. Business Cat
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Ralex Loxlade Chamberlain

        ...or how Scooby Doo pronounces the Ox's name. 🙂

    4. FPL Pillars
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Radioactive Lobster Cobra

    5. evilfish
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      recluse lobster charmer

    6. Leeroy Jenkyns
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Really Lovely Cupboard

    7. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Really long... clock

    8. Maddi Son
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Really Long Cock

      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Ah come on now, no need for that

    9. FPLHaggis
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Really Lucky Captainchoice

    10. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Ridiculously Large C**K

    11. Mark-O
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Romelu Lukaku Captain

      1. FPL Maldini
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        You are obssessed with him haha

    12. Podge
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Raisin and lamb casserole

    13. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Robotic Lobbed Cobbler

    14. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Robotic Lemur Corporation

    15. Yellin' in my Ear
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Respect, Love, and Charm

    16. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Replacement Lemur Coordinator

    17. Tampan Sakti
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Right Left Center

    18. Sendmelentils
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Take your pick http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/RLC

    19. badgerboy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Residual Love Cakes

  13. HurriKane
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    RLC for President

  14. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Lemina the best player on the pitch IMO

    1. CloudSky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Funny way to spell RLC.

  15. Business Cat
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    RLC Really Likes Cats

    1. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Of the wet kind

  16. Kloppen Schloppen
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Is Bertrand even playing?

    ...RLC

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      8 years, 10 months ago

      RLC is playing every position simultaneously

    2. Rostah
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Hoedt benched him on his FPL team this week so he's crossing it to the their side of the pitch every time it's getting near Bertrand

  17. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    RLC RLC'ing all over the RLC

  18. DAZZ
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Get PVA on Woy you old goat

    1. some witty pun
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      PVA RLC PVA RLC

    2. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Puncheon off. PVA on IMO.

    3. Steinburg FC
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      PVA needs to repay that -0.2tv before he becomes kola

  19. FlockofSeagulls
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    The game I'm watching has Spanish commentary, and I must say it's making me moist.

  20. SpagBol
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Use my wildcard and trade out Yoshida and Forster from Southampton...

    Nek minute they are both gonna get a clean sheet... SICK

    Can't take a bloody trick this season!

    1. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Spag Bog or Spag Bol?

      Big bone of contention in our house.

  21. FPL Maldini
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Mark already looking like he could have made a shrewed move getting RLC as his 4th mid to be fair.

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Might wanna check the Palace fixtures after this

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      how many goals has he scored today then?
      or is he all about the assists?
      or cleanies?

      or is this instead of the "fave article" comment as there's no Preamble?

  22. Dr. DOOM
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Baps update.

    3. RLC (26)
    2. RLC (10)
    1. RLC (09)

    100% official.

    1. CloudSky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Nice, tripled up on RLC myself.

      1. Dr. DOOM
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        The T in RLC stands for triple captain.
        Knowledge is power.

    2. TooDifficuIt
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      hold RLC

  23. Weeb Kakashi
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Really unlucky Tadic owners

    1. Pariße
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I thought this was one of the RLC posts.

  24. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    This deserves to be a post not a comment :
    RLC chip.

    Everyone in your team becomes Ruben Loftus Cheek for one gameweek only.

    1. Kloppen Schloppen
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Played the RLC CHIP. Got -50

    2. FlockofSeagulls
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Na, comment was fine.

  25. JONALDINHO
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Ricky's Lovely Cockatoos

    1. JONALDINHO
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Cost only 4.5 million

  26. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Captain Poll gw 5
    1)RLC 100%
    2)Kane 0

  27. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    RLC hot topic link?

  28. Pariße
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Ever got punched so hard, but not that hard, you had to sit down and hold your face?

    1. Sims
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Yes

      1. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        I'm not surprised 😉

        1. Sims
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Not my fault he couldn't understand what I was saying to him

      2. Pariße
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        ...and at the same time look at the ref and back to holding your face like it's going to make anything better after the ref didn't react to your act? 🙂

    2. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      RLC punch eon?

  29. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Woy should bring Benteke on at half time.
    and has Puncheon effed off for a shit or something?

  30. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    I love you RLC. I wanna run to you.