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The Gameweek finale falls on Turf Moor, for a Monday night encounter under the lights between Burnley and Newcastle United.

Fantasy interest is limited, in the main, to the defensive players on show. That’s a good thing scanning the statistics building up to this match.

Sean Dyche’s Clarets have scored the fewest home league goals this season, with just two efforts. But his defence have been typically miserly: only Liverpool and Manchester United have allowed fewer goals than the two conceded by Burnley.

Meanwhile, Newcastle arrive boasting just three away goals, only Everton and Crystal Palace have scored fewer.

Their goalkeeper, Rob Elliot, is the most owned player on show this evening. Now part of 26.4% of squads, the Magpies custodian trails only David De Gea (39.2%) in that respect. However, some 62% of Elliot’s 1.4 million owners keep him on the bench for Gameweek 10.

Stephen Ward has become the go-to option in the Burnley defence. The left-back is now owned by 14.7% of managers having already produced a goal and two assists this season, alongside three clean sheets.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    That was on target just like when Gray hit the ball, surely a save?

  2. Scotty B
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Best defender pick @5.9 or below?
    Got Bellerin and Jones

    1. Scout Pics
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Otamendi

  3. Rash
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Don't think I've seen a live game where 0.0 be the desired result by most

  4. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Is Barnes the dirtiest forward in the PL?

    1. Ha.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Dirty Sanchez

    2. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Hemed

    3. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Gabbiadini could do with a wash.

    4. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Is Mitrovic still at Newcastle?

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Sadly yes.

      2. dark91
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Yup, he played actually a couple of minutes 1 or 2 games ago

  5. Own Goal
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    The desperation on here is tangible - Not a pleasant smell.

    1. Ha.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      How can you touch a smell? 😮

      1. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Susie Bent would explain tangible, being a pro-active verb, can be used in regard to any of the senses.

        1. Siggy in the Middle
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          Darren Bent's wife?

        2. Ha.
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          Did she help compile the Oxford dictionary? I’m not very progressive.

          1. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            Dictionary corner, innit.

            1. Siggy in the Middle
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 5 months ago

              Susie Dent fam

              1. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
                • 8 Years
                8 years, 5 months ago

                Fam? Heard this dialect on Arse Fans TV.

                What is the translation?

                1. Siggy in the Middle
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 5 months ago

                  I don't know for sure, I've just seen it online and heard Troops say it. I think it's synonymous with ‘mate’

                  1. Ha.
                    • 10 Years
                    8 years, 5 months ago

                    Fam
                    Family
                    Brother
                    Bro
                    Mate
                    Friend
                    Lover

                    1. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
                      • 8 Years
                      8 years, 5 months ago

                      Cheers! 🙂

                      Street, respect blood.

  6. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    phone home elliot

  7. Feloh
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    wow just wow

  8. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Encouragingly wonderfully scrappy so far.

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Its beautiful 🙂

  9. dark91
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    My only concern in tonight's game is Mike Dean

  10. Fpldonny
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Come on quadruple penalty saves for nick pope, 12 more saves and a last minute headed winner from a corner!

  11. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    I've copyrighted my poem, just saying.

  12. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Atslol

  13. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Can’t see a 0-0 here

  14. Egyptian Giza
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Ritchie to miss a peno, what are the odds?

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Once Elliot scores the rebound I'll be happy.

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      I own Pope and have never had a peno save in years of playing. Not good

  15. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone with Pope and Elliot?

    1. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Many, C'mon Pope!

    2. Arctic monkeys
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah, using the double keeper chip.

  16. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone here captaining Choupo-moting next week?

    1. CloudSky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      If I didn't have 14 other players I definitely would.

      1. Differentiator
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        I'm definitely not captaining. Looks a poor choice this week

    2. dark91
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      If i had i wouldn't

      1. dark91
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Him*

  17. Oven Glover
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Tarkowski bossing the baps 😎

    1. Galza
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      That’s we like to see.. 🙂

  18. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    I can't believe IT! The week I take a hit to bring Coutinho in he gets injured! The Thing is this would be alright if I hadn't used a FT to take a punt on Rooney. When I told my friends about these moves they told me "Get Out!" Should've saw this coming and listened to them. Now I scream internally on myself.

    1. Lone Wolf
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      I wanted to get Sane and Firmino this week (to have fund to get Kane in 1FT next week) but everyone told me that Sanchez and Lacazette are much better. Gues who I got.

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      That's a proper misery verging on the evil. Dead zone might be a better place to help you get out these frustrations.

  19. Ould Onion Bagger
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Going into this game, would you rather:

    A) 12 point lead and Cork
    B) Ward, Lascelles, and Atsu

    1. Siggy in the Middle
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      A

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      A

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      A

    4. Magic Bean
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      A

    5. Feloh
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      A definitely

    6. Scout Pics
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      A easily. I'm guessing you have B...

      1. Ould Onion Bagger
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        I do have B. Main difference, I captained Jesus and opponent has Fuchs.

  20. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Pope Fiction

  21. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    World class Pope saves.

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      If he saves a peno and keeps a cs I’m converting to Catholicm

      1. Siggy in the Middle
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        If Elliott gets another cleanie, I'm converting to ETism.

      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Is that even a word? Autocorrect is weird

  22. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Loose touches and poor passes in the middle of the pitch, this has started well!

  23. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Burnley are dead wood

  24. zotter
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Who to captain this week

    A Jesus
    B Morata
    C Abraham
    D salah
    E richarlison
    F silva
    G coutinho

    1. Jason M
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Got a sneaky suspision Abraham will haul

  25. liiusions
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Need 6 points from Elliot and Tarkowski to win my manager of the month, 'mon the lads

  26. Jason M
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Nothing quite like watching MNF hoping for a 0-0 as you have a Burnley and Newcastle defender!

    1. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      The amount of praying for 0-0 I'm doing tonight, if it happens I'm going to start believing in god. Not sure which one, I'll figure that out afterwards.

  27. Lanley Staurel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Rafa has the Toon playing some decent quick football.

  28. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Loic Remy have scored tonight

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Have they?

    2. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      There is more than one?

    3. Oven Glover
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Was it in consent?

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Not really, no...

    4. Siggy in the Middle
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      What became of him anyway?

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Playing for Las Palmas

  29. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    What scoreline minimises Robbie Brady/Matt Ritchie's points, but gives Ben Mee a haul? 1-0 Burnley, Mee goal, but not Brady assist somehow?

  30. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Wow Steven Ward is playing like a winger

    1. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      He's Boss.